Thursday, July 31, 2008

CharlaXTitles#38

CharlaXTheme#38

ATreatiseofMortise

NO one ever mourns to the death a few a very few women in war die when they get that letter of Mortise. The heart goes away for it was in the other person there so far away. That's how it is with mee. Eye live for mye heart so far away in San Juan Cap of Strain Oh. This article is written by the CharlaXonesevenandroid. She it is who loves eye also loves mee. What eye meant to say was this no one ever FEELS anything like Death when they MOURN. For feelings come. The Death would prevent people from feeling them. Funerals is for the living eulogy for all the ears that hear the flowing words at least the ones that eye was unlucky to be near they tried to get the content near the persons actual deeds no one ever gets up at the Funeral of a bad man and says HOY BOY he was a damn Whiskey Drunk Hell has another victum its just not done. But the preacher says His attitude was wrong he liked the boisterous life the center of attentions was his demise. For some of the more endowed among the clergy are still convinced of Hell made just for them not understanding sacrifice or debts paid in full all the adjustments have been made upon the Cross no hidden clauses no varmints lurking in the dark. Drink could have undone me strong drink could have unnerved me and yet eye survived cold turkey some say it’s way too hard to eat. A jock would drink the whiskey neat and knock his sweet heart into next week he said eye rap eye fight eye drink a wordy man most manly too eye guess we think what up is true some men murder drinkers at a party when they go after wife they fight out comes they knife away the head of unjust man adulterer he was then heard to say unclear this life is all that matters most for even if eye qualify for GOD eternity it will not apply to this timeline my life is done is done and destiny is given men and only God can forgive sin upon the Cross mortise the way is clear the namme is Jesus. Eye have seen people live a lifetime in just one day there face a different color as they rise up to go eat for eye can see the change as blood leaves the extremities to go to the belly to gorge on the tray. Its cafeteria tray time in all the institutions they let some of the safe ones out of the cells to go into the halls they leave the halls and bells to feel something good for perhaps twenty minutes of pleasure if eating is not a sin to them before they are taken to the various activities again. Day area preferred. Some of the mental giants write against the wall propped up with gumshoe twisted it was only there half done the most important poem ever written and then the jailor calls his namme so softly the first time but again he calls his namme louder and more frantic each and every time until

the man tosses his poem on the ground the floor the mat the under places of the tables as he walks away to freedom and to her who loves him come to bring him home. And this is why a poet mourns not for who he is or what he has or what he loves but what he mourns for is the rust of lost snippets on the papers he has dropped for freedom. Just now eye smelled a dozen different chemicals like chlorines in the swimming pools all other in my past no future happenstance no normal nowadays no lance on saddle pommel as eye ride my folded paper into the trash the title says mortise a treatise.





CharlaXTheme#37

CharlaXTitles#37

Burger King (Mattoon, Illinois) Origin

The first cow was killed in Illinois near Forking Dam City, Ill. On July 21, 1954. Mattoon is further south of there or north depending on the highway map that ewe aer on. Today we find the place they placed the meat upon the bread and called it god. The Hoots family Gene and Betty did not take money or sell the namme of the restaurant to the Burger King people from Florida who were federal. The way they always told it “back in the day” she looked out back at the new place and said opining away she said” “A Frigid Queen needs a King” so then they called it Burger King. The old coot Gene Hoot he clawed a place to lever in the mud and held on to that old cow sure that Betty boop would get the meat from that old sow a moment more and the struggle was over and the first ketsup pickle your way item was borne under a harvest moon the meat was cooked on the grille with real fire kinda like they still do it now. The “Dairy” Frigid Queen was there two years before they got that magic cow from Jack for a handful of Illinois green Magic beans now children and ewe we all knoe that story it was the Hoots that met Jack on the trail the old trail and sold him that bill of goods. Betty said she got the beans from the vine that still grows near the sill of the Burger King window it starts small but gets narrow and larger and then just keeps going up out of sight of them. No one there wants to ever climb it. When Jack said he got them beans from an old Coot on the trail he meant Hoot, mon, Hoot. Please Constable Hardwhack do not arrest Gene for rustling the statue of limitations has run down and left town last seen heading to the Dam.


Wednesday, July 30, 2008

CharlaXThemes#36

CharlaXTitles#36

TheOtherSideOfTheHeart

She is famous a poese she makes poems she makes them much better than the eye the ewe she tries so hard to make a real poem work and keep the idea in love and make it seem to be the only ever thought of in a person sort of one. We have things withheld from birth that we have against our ancestors and parentage that we save up and send somehow in subliminal messages to our mates our new partners our lovers our hearts. We manage to cause the nerves to tic at each other’s eye and she is the sweetest person alive and yet she hurries away sometimes because eye am saying things like this The old man still goes to the liberry and cahts with his violet flower she is unaware of how soon he must depart this world for Heaven. He manages to keep his love for her it is made of purple longings mermaid drownings dragonfly yearnings and all manner of wonderful good things wrapped up inside him they constitute his heart every word he utters when alone at night is parme colored infinites of wishing she were with him at the moment that he plays but the happy that he is that she is home and safe sometimes because eye am saying old thoughts or reminisce cow town adages for bliss eye give her raw seaweed sex when sometimes a woman wants a washed and pampered man inside clean sheets. Eye can be like this. When eye leave the shower stalled and drop the towel next to the bed ewe eye does seem to travel separate from the place it’s been and suddenly ewe reach out and touch me in my dream eye sigh and settle inn the sheets so clean. A wholesome thing is love a kiss and play a kiss and sigh a kiss a dream a living thing as suddenly without much fuss we two persons stick together and become just one. Today it was the way she gave me back a long forgotten something that we did in ancient times at least three years ago we chatted like children when they meet. We just made little signs and symbols oh how neat we played eye for mee and ewe was ewe complete and both of us loved to have the love inside us both eye see it now as more than eye thought eye had.( //??=) for her (??//+) for eye two people in the darkness suddenly have light. She gave this back to me today remembering remembering our love. All too often eye give her only grief my petty theft her life force in her very heart she trusts me so completely that when eye drop her down a peg she bottoms out eye feel her frown my visage lost inside my crown eye try again with little signs and symbols of our love the best is still the little heart <3. Another year has passed and still my green dot will last another winter please come and fill it up with love mye last and further than the truth as passed the dragonflies may come again before we kiss again for when a man has love he wants it only once or as a ghost he wants it all the time anon just marry mee and keep eye ici.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

CharlaXTheme#35

CharlaXTitles#35

Questing

Questioning questing worry seeking praying in the spirit bringing the spirit down praying the throne down to us is how some unlucky people worship GOD. The best answer that GOD ever gave me to tell people was the BIBLE clearly says SEEK and YE shall FIND nowhere is it written that we are on a questing journey of some kind. A destination known aforehead and aforehand arrival is the certainty let Faith just guide us home. A Prophet forgets that what he preaches must also be applied if a man tells another man not to live with a woman not his wife than adulterer he had better not become. Eye did time oh not the stretches that the men do in the prisons but the alcoholic lose a week or two waiting for the judge to send me back out to the street or further deep in dungeon hell. Eye did time part of me wants to forget it but this story needs a place a new foretelling of this ode there is lost YEARS in all them days lost. It does not take long to add 4 hours to a day get tossed inside four times for drinking that's a day. Get two days in a row when busted on a FrYdaY nite. Waiting for a no show judge still out fishing in the pond of Al Capone. Eye have been to court and taken back no one to hear my case disgraced my clothing frying to my skin the white party shirt hanging limp. They move the docket up to the next higher court and told to wait eye sit on bunk again with head in hands and cry. The only crime a poor belly full of want filled with alcohol. A Public Drunk at age 14 no one wants to help someone like this they look askance and will not admit the problem then they let the boy go to the street to get the whiskey any way he can. Eye never paid except with hide. They loved to beat on me eye had a pretty face. Disgraced my eye black from another fight in jail again for what this time not sure just what eye did. Eye raced to stores when left to my own devices filling cars and coolers with the beer and ices. Nice men in redneck Buicks bought me cokes full of whiskeys just to see me grin when the stuff hit me they loved to make the young boy drunk so sure they had a winner in the line. Queued all up no sleep in several days stealing food when no one’s looking marking time in days given to the jailor no relief for crime was not the question how can it be a crime to lift a beverage and then drink it oh the content alcoholic is the reason they just wanted me to pay. TRUTH. Savor this. Eye once decided eye had done as much as FIVE years in jail one day at a time and hours count for some only let us out after four hours or even eight have come and gone relate to this. The policeman in my hometown made me blow up the balloon and he frowned at me because the machine picked up nothing. The thing just zeroed out right in front of him. He made me do it again so eye huffed and blew and blew the balloon to smithereens. It was worth it. The look on his face was priceless even so it don't excuse us but that day eye was still sober and no useless user. But the jailor got me anyway for the policeman said the machine must be broken and you must be drunken.

Since eye stopped using beer wine and other drinking’s eye have not been in jail more than twice in Twenty years. This last time it was just for being homeless and for questing.

Monday, July 28, 2008

CharlaXTheme#34

CharlaXTitles#34

PedestalStand

There should be more interaction in the lieberry area the people are like lumps of stone or seeds of pods come home they bristle up and stand up and gesture at the screen before they leave so eye suggest we have a Show and Tell day and let everyone in the room give an account of what they did today. Make it a Truth or Dare day where everyone must tell the truth no lies allowed or iff found out they forfeit hours of fun and pain and grueling work. Iff you are a child less than thirteen you are not allowed to play so please go home even if led here by a parent today. That made two more empty seats. Iff you are a game player and are just here for the game please state the reason that you play say yes eye am addicted to the killing and the death. Iff the man stays gone and does not come back do we get his stuff do we pass it all around is there something there for mee will it make it all around the room to get to me is there food in the plastic bag is there some food in there for me. Eye would do my impression of John Wane and say Howdy mamm real big. The big joke would be iff we used our nicknammes when we were little how would it be. Mother is standing in the door and yelling CharlaX get in here NOW supper is ready oh Lord. Now eye should not have went this far down memory lane eye will cry tears of remembered love. When the power goes off forever and there is no more free computers we the poets of America do solemnly swear to keep writing with the blood left in the veins of long forgotten flesh eye will make a baby Jesus and a Cross and a mess with all the rest just one large smear to signal to the spaceships full of Angels to please come pick us up. A signature of life poured out of man to signal birth again in death. Eye placed the image of my love deep upon my mind up on a pedestal only then to find she loved the world too many times she needed money more than time and there is never just enough her husband kills people in the night so she can hold her bottle tightly as this phoenix iff ewe will believe in ashes giving life then death then life again as eye rise up from the ground in the presence of my enemy with nothing in my hand my weapon made of wind eye stand a pedestal eye stand.

CharlaXTheme#33

CharlaXTitles#33

Accidental Death

Hit the road yew old bum is getting old how can he say he helped his poor brother when he made him leave without a number of things scrounged eye was hitting it takes real art and a wealthy thumb to extract real food from a trash can all eye got was the chips and eye cussed like a drunken sailor so early home from sea. Pig is the only way to describe the man his walky talky waving like a weapon at mee. He drove to the end of the lot to make sure that eye left eye was devasted someone had left me some sure good food eye had to turn left and approach another place the pickings got slim and then eye died an accidental death. The religious summation brings me to remember Heaven the earthly realm of immediacy makes me blasphemy. Eye met a man on the open road with a Jesus Cross with a wheel hanging on the back and he pulled it along with him like a dogie in tow. He asked me write away for money and eye laughed sure that he was kidding me eye am homeless said the eye are yew hungry said eye and he laughed what no thank you he said eye do not scrounge this Jesus man frowned at me don't you smoke em? He cowboyed on out of town sure that eye was not a real man just a bum. And that is when eye died my accidental death. The man was intimidating me until eye could not stand it anymore he stared a snoot full down at me so sure of caulk and bells a worker looking at a stranger to him come up from death. What does a man like me have what does he do with all his love why he rips it off he used it up he let it fall to earth he dried it and he tossed the rag away. He placed the soiled garments in the rain he used to burn them to wash away the pain of being only human someone came to tell me of my love eye ran away away away and that is when eye had an accidental death. Just remember children and never forget the bones of an accident victum split they leave the scene of the crime they vent they bleach white out in the sun they rent space out to the smaller creatures such as bugs and ants. They dance they rise they receive the meat again the flesh transposed back to blood and breath they love the GOD that made them and then they live again ever after the manner of the king. Eye buried the money closer to the surface they had no hard time digging it up but the conversion process is faltering the exchange of mud for money is slower than molasses is to homey the bills were nothing lower than a hundred eye was so angry when eye clutched at them they cried and lay down in the mud and died and then they petrified and that is when eye had my accidental death. Spending money turned to stone the old man is snoring the rain is forming on his brow the rain comes down mainly in the plane the lightening bolted the sky the hail does not reach me this far down underneath the ground. The enemy apparently won this round but next time we will get him just hide and watch wait and see the enemy is mee the portrayer and the receiver of the accidental misery and death.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

CharlaXTitles

CharlaXTheme#32

WalkingFlowers

Beware the flowers walk they gimble and they gyre they dance and they dew gyro to try to find the sun. The flowers dew not walk around to find the sun. The Sun moves across the sky but does not hit them everyone and yet and still they never uproot the taproots and worship sun they stay where nature placed them there a prisonor in place. The fellowship of flowers with baseless things like lizards bugs and flies remains to every eye but beauty they proclaim unto the sea and also sky. Let me ask ewe gentile reader ewe would ewe even want to live in a world where flowers crawled across the field and circled back to find the sun “Here Hit Me” say they lest eye die, please spray that sunshine down here on me eye am a flower free my roots a dragging woefully eye worship sunshine eye live for sun. Beware the walking flowers of the sun.


CharlaXTheme#31

CharlaXTitles

Myestery

Slick dark hair dripping with green goo to keep the mosquitoes and flies at away the man walked all in black with two gun belts side to side three throwing knifes and a star on his chest he played the part of the Sherriff best but he had no offices only the wild wicked west and a vest and a horse. He rode like a Creek Indian no saddle no blanket his jeans was turning white from the lather off Limnent his only favorite horse paused then there was three near misses of the caravan attack 6ix wheels in unison 6ix legged beast three helmeted heads one purple like an cardinal bird a caravan creature dressed all in spandex peddling three differant sexes three differant directions eating up them miles. Three times eye suffered as eye was hit three times they brake mye thorny crown mye visage is undone my pain keeps me from sleep the end of time is closer now. Do not look for rapture but the Resurrection Day is closer the one is shrouded in myestery the other is become the certainty. Jesus did not wino out he never stumbled from table to couch filling his ample belly? With the cup of fiery fermented best, he only ate or drank to be polite as with any guest bidden to share repast whatever they were having, blest. If life is in the blood then fill my cup with some please fill it up then lead me back to every highway store to fill me yet again wine and beers and liqueurs there if drink is GOD if life is blood then make my pocket full of money make me rich as Abraham let me drink more milk and honey more malted blends more mead more ales more cola and more rum. Eye wait for death an animal encased in stone eye died above the ground all alone the Radiation field kept my face and hands intact my mind is working inside this field of granite stone the lead limned tomb of Rome for life comes from the throne of GOD the SPIRIT GOD the LORD of Love. God is the Head of IAM, the living GOD, the HOLY and the TRUE, for listen to me carefully if meat for the belly were indeed a GOD then eye would feed all the people in this city just standing in the alleyway behind the bar and shooting hot dogs from the scar wounds in my hands from where they nailed me to the Cross the lifeless tree and then turning hands to fists eye would deliver me from death, by fighting all of them who beat me up crippled helpless old women and men. Here is the myestery the Riddle of the Sphinx "What is that which has one voice and yet becomes four-footed and two-footed and three-footed?" ANSWER: The man is born a child crawling on all fours he becomes a young man walking on two legs upright and then he adds a cane in old age to keep moving in fright and myestery.




Saturday, July 26, 2008

ThirtyPieces

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Is Judas Iscariot the AntiChrist is he the one we seek to come. IS Judas after all the abomination of desolation the wounded head that did not die? Let’s use the scriptures history and some conjecture for a poem has a license plate and facts can be lost and found. The entry fee to hell already paid with thirty pieces of them silver kind. The LORD has Anger just ask them sodomites and Gomorrahn’s they knoe firsthand what it’s like to receive anger from above the fire and brimstone fell in tons. The city proper disappearing only LOT and his whole family escaped too cave. “So when you see standing in the holy place 'the abomination that causes desolation,' spoken of through the prophet Daniel - let the reader understand.” Just for the sake of my theme poem and for the argument sake as well let’s assume this is meant to be a Resurrected Judas Priest come back from the dead to rule the known world. “He will confirm a covenant with many for one 'seven.' In the middle of the 'seven' he will put an end to sacrifice and offering. And on a wing [of the temple] he will set up an abomination that causes desolation, until the end that is decreed is poured out on him.” "As the navel is set in the centre of the human body, so is the land of Israel the navel of the world... situated in the centre of the world, and Jerusalem in the centre of the land of Israel, and the sanctuary in the centre of Jerusalem, and the holy place in the centre of the sanctuary, and the ark in the centre of the holy place, and the foundation stone before the holy place, because from it the world was founded."

The ancient foundation under the Dome of the Rock is apparently octagonal. Such a foundation is more consistent with an original pagan shrine having existed there before the Dome of the Rock was built in 691 A.D. Women may have done this High Priestesses of Satan. There is a saying that the numbers on the Roman Catholic Headdress the conical hat of the POPE the most first and foremost religious leader of THIS world may total up to 666 using the roman numerals effect. The one perpetrating The Abomination OF Desolation is the person known as the Antichrist. The Mark of the Beast is only a number 666. The Antichrist however is a real person incarnate with a soul eye believe once belonged to one Judas Iscariot late of Galilee. He will cause the IMAGE of the beast to speak. This could be a clay statue or as some are now suggesting a Robot with a computer head and face. The thing to remember is that this DUPLICATE GOD is not GOD at all but just the Devil the old Satan and his power is not real but only smoke and mirrors to deceive. A Robot built with legs is not uncommon now to see. The face a screen speaking blasphemies is just Dell XP? A little dry CharlaX humour some say dehydrated. The Word

Before the world was given to the sky and light shined. There was only GOD. Jesus in the father and the Son and Spirit come. Identity is important now to everyone they make the mark come true the need for a number to identify the ewe is there is it the social security and the drivers license and the number on her hair bottle fragrance sweet. They have not created the number on the head or in the hand not yet. There is still some time to live there is still some time to chant and worship GOD with teacher is okay today there is still time created when the world began for love and talking some to chat complete. The poet can still write the word that bleeds he writes his love. The scanner at the market scans the code but it is still upon the food still getting old and has not come upon the user getting younger in his age not yet as the beast is getting ready in the market place for that we must soon refuse then to partake of all the waste. And clinging to the namme sake the living namme called JESUS there will soon now be a clear choice to make. A word of wisdom came to me you cannot use yourself to channel information to others totally as a resources but you can entertain as a poet which art form is older than prostitution. Keep watching the Temple area in Jerusalem. Then Judas, which had betrayed him, when he saw that he was condemned, repented himself, and brought again the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders... And they... bought with them the potter's field, to bury strangers in. Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremy the prophet, saying, and they took the thirty pieces of silver, the price of him that was valued, whom they of the children of Israel did value; and gave them for the potter's field. And I said unto them, if ye think good, give me my price; and if not, forbear. So they weighed for my price thirty pieces of silver. Beware also when all men speak well of you it is far better to hear curses on the way to the lieberry than praise. This is the discrepancy it was not Jeremiah but Nehemiah who wrote the prophecy: And the LORD said unto me, Cast it unto the potter: a goodly price that I was prised at of them. And I took the thirty pieces of silver, and cast them to the potter this is the price of the potter’s field.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Theme 29

CharlaXTitles

GLITCH

Things a man says to his computer. Oh you lagg monster stop eating my webpage. Let go of that. Eye am copy and past this message wait where is the e. The internet is so slow eye am gonna get out of my chair and walk. Eye time travelled today eye went so fast to get a refill on my coffee at Burger King that when eye returned eye opened my email and to my surprise the email that dropped into my inbox was the one that eye read before eye left the ramifications of this are staggering eye am fast but no one is that fast.

The coke machine is broken and he is leaving early today the last hour is closed.

The shirt is dry its better now a dry shirt is a clean shirt oh my it’s hot in the sweet some summer time. Eye have a lot of work in Firefox open several webpages of intentions so when the computer said there is an update available eye jumped on it and restarted Firefox closing all the tabs and hoping everything comes back. Then the thing fails to connect eye got the unbelieving window that’s says you must be an administrator to do this. YOIKES. Eye only did what the computer asked then started the update only to find it was the same old misdirected lies. If the POWERS that be do not soon reinstate the privilege to the public user my work is doomed. Perhaps the upgrade will be installed anyway by the next student smurffer. There is three children playing full screen games with headsets and they are yelling at each other and no one seems to care. The internet stops completely when eye am working it freezez webbed pages meant to finish work when eye am GAMING and playing games and smurffing the thing is like an oiled machine never tiring of its fun. Glitches come. Forum people must have fun moderating forums some the reply to two for everyone syndrome is the funniest most non existant compliance of them all. There probably is someone that writes a poem and goes to hisorher forum and replys twice to two differant poems then adding hersorhis to forum. A new bye comes and adds some replys to make it look like he complies he fools them all with wool upon her eyes he smiles as he types at least one reply for every third poem that he makes. It takes a while for moderator crews to find the total outage for the members of this place so face it eye am doomed if the rule is meant to be in stone and etched upon the face of every tablet in the bottle someone told me life is never easy and you have to prove it every way with wonder bread molded in a lump like lumpers clay some men walk all night like a Pinkerton on watch and never touch the lump they act like not knoeing what it’s for a true lumper takes his lump in action rubbing it all over all the cracks on every lade making seaworthy boxes out of easy open cartons. In the warehouses after docking you can see the cardboard boxes and the wooden ones the lumpers limned with clay. If the cracks are still there visible the lumper was a Pinkerton and only acted like a lumper just to fool you wait perhaps he WAS there undercover only searching for the answer to the contents of the hold. The rain pours into boxes of green hay just getting old the mold makes the stuff unusable if the lumper was a constable and never lifted up his lump at all then the Marijuana is not smokable and now it’s clearly visible threw cracks not limned at all the stuff tossed overboard washes up on all the reaches of the shores and never beaches near the stores that sell the portions of a green cigarette’s Class A Marijuana Pack of 20 Joints with the State tax label clearly visible and the price less that that of fine tobacco and never stale if the lumper used his clay that day and did not pretend he was the Pinkerton or Constable. Eye did everything for self in one day that eye could but change my socks it seems it was beyond my dreams and now I’m walking home with dirty feet a glitch.


Wednesday, July 23, 2008

CharlaXTheme28

AVOWS

Eye dew promise to love the ewe with all my heart after God has mye soul safe in Heaven my body is given for love. The Bible is full of it. It says the marriage bed is sacred and all is allowed the things a man does with a woman is fine. NO sin no mismanagement of any thesis basically the LORD wants a man to stay a bachelor and single for life but if he must get married due the fact that they lust then let them marry they do no wrong. For some are eunuchs because they were born that way; others were made that way by men; and others have renounced marriage because of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it." Even so eye come not near a woman but eye have passion inside me for the ewe and eye dew so like to look at comely lasses in the fashions that the women dew. CharlaXEunuch will never dew eye am too far gone in my thinking of being wed to ewe. Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral. We will say vows when we aer able to perform them. Eye will say Jesus rules my heart and mind and body and let love rule my heart. But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion. When she decides to kiss my hands and hold me close we have the knowledge that at least inside the LORD we do no wrong. If it were up to me of course eye would ruin it by worry and run away into the forest to build a byre and burn my body for the charity is done the water given the old shirts left in trash discarded there for the poorer than me to find some water in a bottle when so thirsty in the day is nice as well as freedom from religion persorvision. Eye am not Martin Luthor Hice. Faith will rule my heart and ewe she it is who loves me true will have her part and no more worry in the dark is it okay. Let others wrestle with the demons in control while we rest every day in one another’s arms and in control of the avow of love we have. A secret game of chance revealed at last a favorite card game played in many places begging others in my wasted journey of my youth please play OLD MAID with me they said oh what is wrong with yew that is such a sissy game no one likes to play with yew just go away and play alone and so most of time is spent in anticipation of the end when eye have OLD MAID as mine again. For we aer old in years but young in heart and nothing that can be allowed will now be withheld from love. Avows. It is no different to eat meat a certain way some say well some say well done some women like it rare they say place the meat upon the grill and turn it over once eye am done on one side the other is now for ewe young maid you will never be an old one now. Eye bow to Jesus and now avow.


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CharlaXTitles

Jokesontheweb

Charlax has a new website have ewe seen it yet have ewe seen my URL babay it's a long one. http://www.poetrypoem.com/charlaxici

The best joke ever is this one (SO the power went out) and the man is sitting at his computer just yelling at his wife she finally comes over and says “So what do you want?” “Bring to me a candle and light it for me so eye can see the screen.” The man was loosening his tie and laughing and saying things to his wife like wow eye got this home computer so eye don't have to dress so stuffy like in the office and then (ewe guessed it) he got it caught in the little internet fan everyone has one the thing ate his tie. A woman got out of her car and walked around in a circle the policeman stopped and wrote her a ticket for illegal cell phone use in the city limits she said she was still trying to get a signal when she hit her head on her own car windshield. He took back the ticket and let her go off in the ambulance chaser. A child prodigy the thirteen year old boy was banging his fists in front of the television and now and then he moved his right hand in a funny circle. His mother told her friends “he is pretending to use a computer.” It was almost 12 noon and the man got out his bread and laid a spiffy table in front of his computor screen his wife said “you have almost everything so where’s the meat” he smiled complete and pointed at the screen he said “eye have lots of spam to eat.” The other day eye had to leave the computor and go to the doctor
eye had a password stuck to my middle finger sexrelate
the doctor told me he would have to amputate my middle finger
nine stinking letters of pain eye changed two letters minus R n A
eye added D n E now its sexdelete he's let me keep the finger now
its just good D n A .
Oh HOLY one in love. Mye Proverb for the day. "Meat used to be byproduct from a cow. NOW, soybean is the meat, burgers aer green instead of brown. Please stay upon tommorrow eye am lost in yesterday. McDonalds has a disclaimer on the burgers claiming them to be 100 percent beef wait where is the percent sign on the keyboard oh there it is its on the number 5 1oo % wait 100 % beef but they must use soybean sorry eye cant reveal just how eye knoe this in a conjugated poem. Suffice it iff eye say it was processed by the eye. The remains of weekly dining was very green but never brown. The public user was becoming very agitated and he was squirming in his seat he was acting like a lover now in heat the lieberrian was walking by sure that she had someone looking at the pornography again and then she paused and had to ask the man “what is that on the screen” for he had placed a giant green dot in the middle of the screen.

He never waivered or faltered he said “look there she is that is mye girlfriend.”


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RUDE! OneMillion

Poor people aer targets of drunks smokers players in the fancy cars. Rude beyond belief even to the point of distraction a man said to me last nite as eye was hoping to avoid any trouble or problems it was midnite thirty dark and long forgotten was the day time and one man old homeless limping to the next day was heard to begin cussing some but this is what started the showball rolling. QUOTE the passenger “YOU with the bag you may be able to carry that bag and keep it IFF [he said IFF] iff you can get me HIGH???” Eye totally lost it and cursed rather badly words long forgotten in the past and mye youth. SO RUDE. Eye got a million of em. RUDE. The man in the car this mourning was Hiel Hitler he waved at me with his middle finger so very strang and rude such a gesture means something to him? It is the attitude a homeless person has no arms to bear no weapons of destruction. NO cococain or limnents to get you high. The Chicano personage in the back of the truck was so funny laughing at his own joke he said “eye bet you got plenty them beers” he sounded just like a drunken Indian so rude eye bet the accent is the same when drunking up he remains the rudest of them all for when eye laughed at him he said “HOMEY yes HOMEY eye am talking to YOU.” Just like that. Oh lead me down the primrose leaden path oh take my alligator shoes and laugh oh lead me down the lead lined path but leave me all abalone. Peas in the pod hang out in flocks they purloin laughter they bring it to the air laden with rude curses foiled again in aftermint of replying to the negatives. Charlie the Tuna fish likes coffee only soda after that water last. A fish out of water seldom wants a drink only if they tempt mee eye drink and drink and drink mostly Starbucks in my sleep. Eye started in the yard for he had beckoned me to come but when eye got halfway to the garage he stopped me he met me in the yardway and said eye thought you were someone else “Do you want a beer???No thankx said eye and walked away out of sight of a man who sees friends everywhere eye was not upset and he does not qualify for rude and yet his story blends so well with all the rest of them so truly rude so rudely true they tested me and found my words in flaming curses foiled again. Ewe must not pity mee for eye am strong ewe must soon comfort mee for eye am long awaited unrequited love. Iff they gave out nerdy pins for excellance mine would be Blue with white ribbons rather large like the bow tie on the bumpkin complete with water hose connected to the water gun the ping pong ball cannon hid in inside pocket just ewe wait ewe eye will show them some fun. Oh how rude eye become.

Monday, July 21, 2008

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Princepauper

Modus operandi eye have a best case and a worst case scenario eye never sneak around but eye take my shortcuts on the way to scrounge and found the COA is best thing ever cover self and reinvent it. Today we think we knoe it all the ringtone on the phone is bland the sounds aer varied with the man when it plays a musick box sort of tune it could be his sisters out on loan. When a man leaves his computer in the science room he sets a mouse pad in front of ports to let them knoe that computer occupies a space in his poor heart. The diverse city is a good song in real life it stinks somewhat. There is the top heavy echelon the crème de le crème who only live to further self made dreams and on the other spectrographic end there is the poor girl who only partees. Much the same thing in the University happens as the street. The better offices serve better clientele. The poor go to the alcoholic doctors to ask them about the swell times they have in bars and lessor offices. The rich go to the penthouse sweets to get richer and to line the birdcages there with all my poetry. The rich only go to the insider groups and classes they have clothes shoes molasses the poor girls get shower shoes on wear potatoe sacks dresses and sleep on empty cardboard pizza boxes like this pauper they only want to drink more alcoholic beverages they beg have bus stop wars and steal each other stuff until no one can drink an orange juice glass of full half empty pulpless stuff. Money is now god for all intents and purposes unless daddy has a lot Collage is too rough. When eye had some money sent to me eye carefully misered it out a little bite here and a little bit there until it was back to normal again normal being gone. Eye do not care for money eye live all wrong for society not caring for the things it does not weeping at my fate eye can actually not relate to what a poor girl has to dew eye live a decent life eye have mye internetted wife. Every day eye avail myself of the free lieberry computor writing this word document on my three million dollar dell. A Prince all day and then eye have to leave to walk the streets a pauper with no paper of the green and varied kind a king no longer in the night just picking coins up at all the traffic lights. Do ewe remember when the lieberry was a quiet place and they lieberrians made the people shush today they bob and knob and rock e roll the musick spills from headphones to make the old quail and the young men deaf before they can ever grow. The last bastion is not freedom not religion but cotillion. A prince indeed a pauper in his freedom.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

On October 20, 1949

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666^^^Woodland Silver

Markofthebeast

For he shall cause all of the men who worship the beast to take a mark upon the forehead or the right hand who are not found written in the Book of Life He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666. On October 20, 1949, Woodland and Silver filed a patent application titled "Classifying Apparatus and Method." The inventors described their invention as relating "to the art of article classification...through the medium of identifying patterns". Most bar code histories state that the Woodland and Silver bar code was a "bull's eye" symbol, a symbol made up of a series of concentric circles. While Woodland and Silver did describe such a symbol, the basic symbology was described as a straight line pattern quite similar to present day 1D bar code. The symbology was made up of a pattern of four white lines on a dark background. The first line was a datum line and the positions of the remaining three lines were fixed with respect to the first line. The information was coded by the presence or absence of one or more of the lines. This allowed 7 different classifications of articles. However, the inventors noted that if more lines were added, more classifications could be coded. With 10 lines, 1023 classifications could be coded. The Woodland and Silver patent application was issued October 7, 1952 as US Patent 2,612,994.Today eye got an emale from an evangelistic group they asked me iff eye am ready to die for my belief in Christ eye guess we all face that every day now but more than likely in the third world countries but is it all the same death or is there one that's coming that may be different than the rest a way to knoe completely like the third thief upon the cross not the one that did revile him but the one that called him LORD. He who has an ear, let him hear. If anyone is to go into captivity, into captivity he will go. If anyone is to be killed with the sword, with the sword he will be killed. This calls for patient endurance and faithfulness on the part of the saints. For eye believe a day is coming soon when the mark will be instituted upon the people of America the Government finally tiring and expiring all other forms of Identification as they quite gleefully embrace the Devil and the Death be assured that like many before me eye will gladly go to GOD. Please do not tie my hands or feet but let me walk there to the Guillotine completely at the mercy of my LORD. Perhaps it will not happen in my lifetime oh then eye will be spared the end will come upon the men who say JESUS is not GOD. A number on the head or hand no soul inside the heart. The weight of the entire world as Atlas shrugs his shoulder only one more time as he slips in his own blood and drops his burden in the mud becomes too much. Please to those who read the CharlaX one continue saying JESUS is the Lord.


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Mission accomplished. We died to save lives. Eye would want to come and live with ewe in fact eye could not come up with other possibilities or want it any other way how can we quite our love and be betrothed if not in nearness and together iff ewe don’t want me suicide is now the answer.

Insurance Eye

There was a man who had a bad bad roof he loved to joke with wife and kids both two of them would cry at times why do we have to catch the rain in pans and pots and pour them out so much it is hard to see the reason you can’t fix the roof this season. He waited till the storm was bad and watched for his opportunity he had the time he had the necessary means his small mallet was the thing. When the rain had dumped almost two inches and seemed nonstop he went out in the storm and beat up everything he owned he started with the pickup that has been in the yard since 1935 the truck with all the chrome that the wife still owned and loved he beat it to a pulp on the fender of his home in hopes that the insurance company will now default. He went to the surrounding fence and tore it up with mallet after mallet swung he hit he let his anger at the rain come out and stuck the thing in wood so rotten from the years of being in the desert sun it stuck would not come out he cried out loud and cried then finally it came and wrenched itself so free in a hand that meant to tear his own house down to get a roof for free. He went up to the roof and hole after hole he punched great spaces he bunched up together over tables full of food. The kitchen space was visible to face of demon working in the storm his wife saw his bad intent so visible to them who cared to look and screamed and brought him crashing to his knees and falling down a hole like Alice in her wonderland a man who quickly rose back up and grabbed his phone so quickly did he dial the tone was gone and the Insurance man came on. He told the man to come and view his home and bring the dough the checkbook from the company to pay he thought twas done. The man came to the house and played instead a video when the man saw himself on his own TV with the hammer in his hand he wept the insurance settlement for sure gone the rain inside the house no way to catch the drips the hole so large the wife left him she went to Cleveland, Mass. to start anew moral of the story just keep bailing all them pans and pots just catch the leakage or you are through with marriage and with home his children went to Collage now at Baltimore near Oriole. Women come to mind. Eye stopped the drinking smoking lying working overtime to get the highs. But women look so nice like Faustus CharlaX has his sin iff wanting to see pretty is still one of them. My concern is all them beatings up have made me much less smart than ever eye was and now there is more to learn then ever but less to knoe and clever adaptations of the knowledge come to naught. Will she still love me when we aer ninety five and she is eighty nine or ninety one eye will never tell my ladies age but eye have to get it close. Eye dew confess eye love ewe. The card games rules were always made up on the spots read on the cards on the red and black queen and king an Ace was high. It won the town the drinks were mine. The whiskey flowed. Eye will love ewe forever eye will love ewe today eye will love ewe tomorrow even so far away eye will love ewe tonight in my midnight alive all alone but no one can take away all my love from my home in your heart where eye roam. Happy Birthday to eye.




Wednesday, July 16, 2008

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PatriotCharlaX

Patriotism is different than brainwashing and comes from the heart instilled in young living when only a child. The difference in a Chinese suicide bomber and an American on a mission is infinitesimally small to me they almost blend in to the woodworking as one. Eye decided to abstain from war eye am fighting bullits again with my body just kidding ewe don’t get bent it’s no one is shooting at me just yet but it definitely feels like a war zone cars turning sharply left in an effort to hit me and save themselves the bullit one more dead trouble maker in the desert ERLINE turn that wheel sharper woman hit that bum and then they laugh on the way to the 666 market eye heard him say I’m gonna get me some MORE BEERS eye hope they got them SHULTZ on sale again. You missed the bum erline let me drive next time eye will show him. This is a good intro to Mars. Spock stands at his screen and looks down at the planet and says FASCINATING. What can we remember before we search the factoids the canal is full of water in a young man’s dreams. The caverns aer full of airlock queens. There was food growing like hot dogs on a stick the pills were oxygenated or oxygenized to make the Astronaut assimilate the atmosphere just breathe the air so he could live on Mars. The many sided air lock opened only on command he who had the password was a king in Martian lands. The air supply was taken to the girl stranded near the city there was only minutes left of air when they arrived the boy was the hero for saving lives. My hair morphed and eye became bald in attitude but only for Latino far away my mention here the only clue dancing as we do. Purple with muscles on my brows. Plowing words like Martian dunes. This is the part of the poem where eye usually put the facts the statistics and the numbers all the order of the factoids reduced the page and made it longer. But my love has come to me and called me wonderful and now the ewe is turning purple with a special odor of Chanel #5 she was sniffing it in Mexico along the border while her legs are getting longer and she is getting taller and her hips look like a stripper as she wears a special song underneath her smile the purple is the love inside our hearts we talk like children needing love. The lighthouse is a real place it’s where we both will live someday where we can swim inside the ocean waves. The Martians walk along the seaside shore and love to whistle like the falcon as we play a little more each day the more familiar that we get there in the water foam. A feeling of bliss combined with the electric kiss making sex seem like a memory of this long purple shadowed Martian day. Patriotic CharlaX.


Monday, July 14, 2008

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CADD

CharlaXAgainstDrunkDrivers

Puke all over the seat and get some on your dogs head and a little on the wife’s purse get her good and Madd at yew so she will take the car keys and drop them in the piranha pool to keep the control of the car away from yew. DO not ever try to drive the car like that again. Be my friend let the motor idle when the belly has an idol in the center of your disgusting fatness leave the driving to the women or call the rental. Drinking is a disease of the mind heart liver central being alcoholic yew. It is now not only whiskey but people drugging swagging smoking of the left handed Turkish variety just puffing passing smoking inhaling like a Clinton Will. Stronger measures now aer needed to stop the added danger of a high mucky muck brown frame toker from totaling the soccer van of Mother. There is station wagons on the road this mourning with whiskey bumps all over them the women drivers not exempt from hitting poles and other cars and then my friend there is the LAW of Johnny combined to probable cause. When the police man shines his light inside the car and sees at least thirteen empty beer bottles laying in the back seat empty he has a right to ask ewe iff ewe aer recycling them or drinking. A road test complete with breathalyzer please make them touch the nose never mind the sneezes please. "Vision Zero" -- no more deaths from highway accidents. The idea was born in Sweden, where it's had spectacular success in reducing traffic fatalities. Now zeroing out all traffic fatalities must become an explicit U.S. and worldwide goal. Otherwise we have no prospect of taming the appalling roadway death toll -- 42,000 lives lost yearly in the United States, close to 1.2 million worldwide. THE LAW IS STATED FOR EACH AND EVERY DIFFERENT STATE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

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It is hard to do the will of GOD and judge not a brother for what he eats or drinks but they THE LAW aer seeming smarter for they judge no content but amounts thereof. This is number twenty in my CharlaXTitles Cadd.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

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InternetOye

InternetOye Jargon is not yet mainstream but getting there slowly not a lot of robots talk to others most people only dimple at the expense of sameness others less. Abbreviations eye will dismiss having touched on this in lots of fables poems stories clutches portents of the internetted future web is slowly squeezing us to death. How long will it be until people eat the web pages and skip real food too much some people are too skinny they sit too long in front of computor reading threw the lunch time filling eyes but nothing in the stomach tummy protesting all the information and the added use of air. Brimstone on white and hold the mayo mustard write the email just to mee. Remembering rather fondly now of the Salvation Army hall on Sunday they always apologized for having ONLY trays stacked high with ONLY sandwiches on them for the guys and they filled tables full of clothes for all the poor to take a tee shirt with an adage do not advertise the beer please and so no one could wear anything from Budweiser or Shultz beer they make some great looking tee while eye am penning this I’m eating a real sandwich from the Circle K and not signed in to any place to stay. The people were not always nice but never perfect living on the edge they way they do they did just fine. Eye shudder to think what iff eye was a gatekeeper and turning all the drunks and more of them away. The users of a computor room are as varied as a smorgasbord of sausages they peer at peerage looking at the screen as iff its god, then marking time with full screen games and email added ons. The pop up ads are the result of free marketing ploys to sap the rest of eye imagine the revenge of nerds in offices who finally have a free hand and can put anything and everything on the drawing board and still get paid it’s amazing to watch a little man with glasses dancing like Samuel Avital over which insurance he can now choose for his old car still up on blocks beside the tractor to make a grown man cry. The best thing eye found all day was the woman on the cell phone talking in a sultry voice she said QUOTE eye am in the lieberry now NO eye can’t talk like that just now ENDQUOTE this has made me ecstatic in my thinking that just mabe being in the public eye has made her a better person at least for another hour or five. The smell of an innocent vanilla bean rivals that of a shot of hourglass whiskey. Taken neat it makes the greatest movie replete with repetitions of the most notable internet joke just revealed to me. The Doctor is talking to the patient. The patient is being patient with the doctor. Suddenly he stands up. There is no hope. She is weeping. Oh Doctor what’s wrong tell me eye am a strong woman. You have a harddrive for a heart your memory is just a mortor board your input monitors are red and bleary. Your Voice chip is missing. You need a tune up of your soft shelled hardware. Your flash drive is missing and only flashing warnings on the windows silled with Microsoft particles may be able to save the program. She is very silent and suddenly she brightens up for she is Jewish and she smiles Well it could be worse if eye die you get no payments on your bill. And suddenly the Doctor Smyde is silent too for he is Jew. Oye.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Eighteentitles

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StudentAwol

Doctors waiting rooms are full of people from the desert just embarrassed at the sneezes say it aint so Joe It’s so. The student from a frozen world of winter is the hardest hit they suddenly find themselves jogging in a desert and living in a tropical hydrate climate. A boy of eighteen paying 30.ooo simoleons for a year of education in the clutches of Madonna and the Dean. He jogs without his shirt his sweat turns into Sheen of clammy wetness shining in the sun reflecting heat turned into some hard cheese left out on back of boy so young. He showers in the garden hose out behind his dorm and still brings in the ant he found on hose so stubborn of an ant he clings to those who need him to be lost not found in jam on bread by window ledge reposed. Have you ever tried to pick up a quarter off the floor someone else has dropped only to find your hand is suddenly stuck under a gumshoe holding the quarter no longer an option eye only wanted my hand back again. The man said that is my quarter in such an awful manner it fell out of my pocket as iff it was meant to be his forever. My hand on the other hand was just temporary to him? What obesity in elder. The free concept of space and usage in this country is lost on the rich or even student operatives they have no time for lieberry they have now got to decide just how to spend that extra thirty minutes between class they limp a lot on shower shoes and walk too slow to be a threat to eye. They mislay a book and backtrack all the way to Burger King to find it gone oh lost and found yes someone turned it in oh happy day again but please oh yew kind sir just next time let it lay we were on the way. Sometimes the internet is treacherous like today nothing working no connections flat they braid they twist away and pages seldom meet in ether net the missing link is the lag monsters dinner lunch supper and breakfast brunch. Lagg is eating a lot. Eye got so many errors today that eye cant copy them all. Thanks to the AWOL student who not only misses and skips all his classes he is begging for bread and molasses in front of the groceries hiding from the masses trying to get cashes to take back to the bar for kisses from all the coeds the ladies of the evenings lasses. A 666 program file A Satan’s Seat a university masking as an institution of higher learning then taking away the capabilities of the student by restricting usage this is why Johnny cannot willnot read and the student is now AWOL get the news at eleven on most stations the news is so bad it says that bad men thrive they love to do evil and look big in the peoples eye they look tough and like to hurt people who will not ever hurt a fly they hide behind the badge of authority like a student gone AWOL. Religion is the JESUS and politics is this a Republican is someone that talks without saying anything all day while a Democrat is someone that gives a speech and never says a word of interesting. When someone is rude they are disgustingly rude when someone is fat we say they have a great personality. Milk is good until it’s bad when milk is good it is very very good when it goes sour its very rude like the AWOL student with his purloined book The Student AWOL.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

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Eating

Hard to eat and enjoy food when teeth aer broken and large cavities fill head with pain a CharlaX vision of eating. Eye chew the food some not a lot and mostly swallow as much as eye can stand it slides in there somewhere and comes back out again. A previous poem Poem Children Poem
Eye eat meat eye eat a lot of that stiffens mostly fish though sometimes beef and others even mutton but very seldom and they always say you are just what you eat. Eye eat meat not rare not always not cooked not always medium not always done clear threw not always well not always sweet to such an one as eye. Eye have seen people playing in the mud and eating mud pies and yes we are the clay when life is done but can we eat most anything made underneath the moon of GODS own SON. Everything is lawful oh LORD what have eye done by eating meat have eye made my vegetarian go astray or can she understand me as eye am just having repast past my teeth please meat is fun. Please and thank you fish please and thank you cow please and thank you veggies anyhow please and thank you Jesus for every cow and fish and nothing that we eat much matters in the end. Meat eye have been given bread some cheese so soft in a carton with a top they call it cream and so it is a brand a little off but not from philly just a little closer to my home it came from cow a dairy mixed with carrots dipped so carefully to make a better noon meal a lunch go south to then come out in a different place and time. People get offended by the smell of fish and so the jerky bag has this Ziploc thing so eye can make a wish eye wish eye may eye wish eye might have my beef jerky in the middle of my day to give me life. Public users train riders bus patrons even computer users in the lieberry try to eat they maintain times when applicable but nosh at any given point they seem to be asleep for most of half a day until they come alive at noon or even three and then they thrive for a handful of them minutes as the cell phones go to pieces in the hands of all the people who can only chatter at the other person laying on the couch. There is a time and place for conversation all eye am saying is give peace a chance.

Please do not chatter person to person either as the noise gets like a tunnel digger in mye ear. For in a public place eye have had to put my food away please put that phone inside the holster stop shotting mee with decibels so low and monotone. Eye need to listen to what eye eat. Eating. Eye guess there is not completed title without the swimming lessons given now a friend was in the pool with me and no one lets us in the water until after thirty minutes pass but they always forget to tell us when the time is past then food consumed is now forgotton like the bathing suits of cotton while the manager of motel watching has decided finally to peg us out he has decided that these boys seem like they don't belong and yes its true ewe we were cheating at the Holiday Inn swimming pool no adults were with us and the manager he saw us. He said WHO aer you and where is your room. ? Eye said thinking very fast for one so fast asleep in water so very cold looking just past and just above the man eye said ROOM 232. He was on the second floor and turning rather quickly he said WHY that's my room you hooligans get out. Eye kept my aplomb and out we went to parking lot where shoes was found and later pants and shirts sometimes a child will turn a tee shirt upside down to make shorts to be able to walk into a town from a botched swimming job. Eating. Sometimes eating crow sometimes snow sometimes wrong place wrong time syndrome. God loves us when we do things wrong as children eating.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

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Justice Butler

Pierce Butler was a tall man he limped on his left and dragged a small valise his Law papers there was a torn place on the left hand corner of the bag. He carried a small derringer a .46 caliber over and under that fired two shots almost simultaneous at once. He wore a homespun coat with fur lining it was made from a dead skunk is what everyone always said about him it was ermine fur almost mink. He carried a flask of Whiskky made of malt in his left side pocket of the over coat it was so cold in Montana in the winter of ’87. He held the strap of the Law valise and dragged and limped his way to the house up on the hill near the road way under the ledge and over the ridge there was ice here and there in the shadows as he limped and dragged his way up. The mesicans came out of the cactus to his left side and one on his right side they looked beano tough one had a curved blade with a carved handle made like a Messiah. The other one actually connected with a fist to his right side before he was derringered. The slug tore open his sleeve and messed up his fight. The other man swore and dropped the knife the fight was over. Justice Pierce Butler kept on to the top of the rise and looked back not at all but just laughed and thumbed a bullit in the chamber of his small gun and put it home happy that he had not had to kill the men and was almost home. He dug at a cactus thorn that plugged his boot on the foot that hurt and he laughed like a man let loose from the noose. The papers he placed near the table and then grabbed a big bottle of stinking gin. His horse was alive and plenty of hay in the barn the mesicans were still out there somewhere and HE loaded his Sharps rifle the thing lay beside him on the table he lay some of the papers there idle and went to find some food. There was liver so old that the blood was not red but black as the skillet of irony he used to make the new gravy of gravity. He slurped at the gravy like soup and swallowed the meat in great bites missing chews so his stomach had something to do. The Whiskky was empty and so was the gin when the wind indeed out of the south to the north again with a blowing sound like the mourning of trees and birds too long in the storming west and the eastern skies making wings out of feathers and feathers out of lies like hydroplaning giants skiing behind boats long forgotten ropes hanging in the water beside them just dopes drowning in their own furrows and sorrows they hope for the Justice of a Pierce Justice man. Mister Butler to yew and to ewe and to you. He passed wind then lay down near the table his hand on his very small gun and he praid. Justice Pierce Butler at home in his grace.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

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CharlaXKhan

Line One. He who would be king dictates;

Dictates not much too she who loves him.

Emperor is not the title Khan is motivated

Motivated mostly by destruction anger self.

Ribbons of the special washing floe

Floe upon the brow dripping down.

Incantations left in air from beautiful man

Man and wife follow eye behind.

Invisible machination marking time in ethnic etching

Etching on the sand dudes.

Speed of light is nearly indivisible only

Only caught on tapes and love receptors.

People have a penchant for ruling

Ruling everything around them but the mouth.

Life is made with a hard outer existence

Existance a skin of some different thicknesses.

Poetry is better in the dark

Poetry is better than sex. Line 18 no repeated word, the first.

The screen on the computer is now lighted

Lighted with candle power.

O is an infinite unlimited number so is 0 the number

Number or the letter neither one.

Food is better when ewe aer hungry and thirsty

Thirsty is best to carry not water.

Let Gunga Dinn bring the lather make it sit

Sit upon the platter stator.

The big ruins house large rats the Egyptian

Egyptian ruins have only death.

Rum never hurts a man the words he speaks

Speaks when drunk may ruin him.

Often times people have expectations that defy

Defy reality not everyone is gay.

Silver and Gold often bring theft to the hoarder

Hoarder they bring death.

Walk forward never looking backward or Euripides

Euripides will follow after.

The echo of a river off the rocks

Rocks when coming down from high.

When someone talks too much it causes dents

Dents in others minds.

Pain when lived with for too long becomes a lessor god

God to some. Wait someone rapping tapping on my door.

When planting beans on hills of red the blue

Blue ones then come up instead.

Enfolding bright green spots

Spots of sunny.

A forced mountain momentarily was forced

Forced to be a fountain.

A Dulcimer of fashion playing

Playing all night long.

Reverberation of the musick

Musick in the Khan.

Kubla Khan of CharlaX Titles 15

15 Titles Done. Can’t seem to remember more.