Friday, June 28, 2013

Days of the Weak

Days of the Weak
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Days of the Weak
the weak start on a tuesday now monday does not exist
the weakend begins on friday and lasts until tuesday
wednesday is hump day it is the only day you might have gotten work done but because it is hump day now there is no way anything will ever happen for anyone
tuesday the weak are just beginning
friday they are gone
monday never comes
thursday is the day to get some real work done

Thursday, June 20, 2013

DUality

DUality
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DUality
DUality
the spirit withstood the test but the toll was immense the body needed sustenance there are so many rocks why they do look like bread to me in my weaken conditioning the stone looks so good to eat but eye knoe they will only break my teeth adjective noun supposition duality thoughts collide in the earth and sky eye grasp the lightening bolts of zeus aesus he cringes his beard dripping wetter in the downpour the fire in my hand unheeded as eye looked around under me for targets prithy let me spy the angel  was the angle was all wrong the angel stood between me and enemy mine destruction is only for a god a man of mortal coil and flesh will usual wind upp dead in head or heart there is a consciousness of right and wrong some men pass wrong and keep on going to the top a maggot instead of a man full of whiskey fuddled thinking intent on causing others pain he gains only when he steals refrains and sings them in his night he could not make it in the real world althow he tried two concentric circles would allow pain hypnosis to a lessor degree he did not believe in a higher education he was very empressed eye have a topical depression this is much better then expected a tropical depression is a storm it almost was in reality it was to a lessor degree above freezing and below the clouds the rain drop duality hangging in a frosty peculiarity all of the maelstrom now gone the way of the flesh is to decay it is a problem  child  violent  world getting worse as the age restricted tolerance is off the deep end the interferon of the top heavy ogre bouncing the baby off the cavern walls what a history of anger what a history of love

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Microsoft Lawn

Microsoft Lawn
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Microsoft Lawn
yes we did not get all the bugs out yet you would be surprised at the kind of grass we use for Lawn we cannot use so many of the variety is denied by law
anything that even looks like a fern can not be used for grass grass can not be sold as seed but clumps suffice no trees or shrubs just micrograss no hidden fees of any kind you pay a lot to get our grass no lawn should be without the price of a Microsoft Lawn each pattern comes with the famous green and yellow lights the plastic filters over the bulbs not your average lawn turns brown and dies in the sun not Microsoft Lawn yes we add computor laptop color to every blade of grass comes individually applicable you plug each grass into the ground it lasts forever never turns brown or ever ages this stuff is indestructable nothing will ever harm your lawn again we suggest planting the first grass in the Lawn at Midnight on the Dark OH the Moon. That way iff you have a problem it is not our fault at all. The grass will look thicker when you plugg the lights inn. Green and Yellow Computor Laptop grass from Microsoft Lawn. YOU will never grow lawn like this lawn again. Guess what we charge NO not that much. We could charge more after all we are rich. We could charge much much less but then we could not get that much for what we do is make those trillions. Sixteen blades of grass makes upp one pound each blade is sold separately or we consider in due consideration by the pound of grass warning there is no subliminal messaging warning we will talk about the price. Oh come on now Jestor iff your neighbhor has a much nicer house we will charge him much more for basically the same amount of grass we gave too you iff this marketing ploy bothers you had better move to the African Tundra is still parts of it is free. Reading Railroad
Reading Railroad
first eye must be the last living dead poet left alive surrounded by the best seller reading list most people lose the classics they evolve into the murder mystery section how many ways can people write murder with a twist with a swish with a flair pen ? again eye am astounded at the readers wants
why dont they want to read a poet and yes there is more then a few poetical books in the queue ed.note.ed to keep this from becoming a book list the titles and the authors not mentioned how can you say what is written is not good or that person is not a good writer my word is my bond is my number is not yet found in the lieberry of congress ? so what iff no one reads poetry today

MicroShirt

MicroShirt
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POrterHOuse COmpany
every geek will want this shirt the half tie on the collar to show you chaffed at work the barrel chest is starch unlimited reinforced with concrete melted and refined in after burners in our labs
the colorless shirt is oderless
takes sweat away with charcoal activated sleeves you will never need to buy another shirt this year
this shirt works best iff left outside in the rain then drip dried on the lawn
look at the great success my company has with executives
off course we are admitted
we do not knoe beans about shirts
but we knoe what yuppies like to wear
the MS logo where the little polo pony used to go
one size sold
atmospheric depression keeps a person cold or hot depending on the climb
upp you go in MicroSoft or down the tubes
do it better in the
MicroShirt
all materials manufactured in the making of this shirt were reproduced bye MicroSoft