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Is tomorrow the end of March or the beginning of April April one or March 32 the way to approach the online scenario is to make it seem to be true. Associated Press AP: The Government in a brief memo enacted a new presidential law bringing the March 32 a new day into the light of day. The President of the United States declared leap year over null and voided. Here is the words of the transcript from the Whitehouse: This is President Bush talking “Eye am certain all we ever had to do was add a day on the end of a month when we need to in the year they used to all call leap year year. March now has the end of the month the April starts after the March 32 has come.” End of quotation. The Democrats in Georgia have declared WAR upon the United States “we believe it to be wrong to take away leap year is bad enough but to add a day to MARCH is madness.” The press corp at the Whitehouse is for once speechless. The day of the end of March will be celebrated all over the nation with the observnace of the Marching Bands of America. Send money via PayPal to Box 666 Mountain Verne Washingtonia, D.C. For the hearing impaired we have prepared a phonetic version of this message. March 32. Mahrrch Thirtee Twuu. In DRY counties of Arkansas this day will fall on April 1, 2008. The subdivisions housing in the Indian Reservations in Oklahoma will be left out. No one in Central Asia may observe it. Lets go LIVE to the White house to ask a question of Mrs. Bush. What will you do Barbara? The First Lady is unavaliable for comment. This is higjly unusual. We remain speechless.

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11010 11010 CharlaXFabels WHIMPY Give me a hamburger Today and eye will gladly pay you on Tuesday. The eye was just sent a reminder in the envelope of crinkle paper they wanted my ideas for the weekend and it just seemed so bizarre to me they sent me the message on Tuesday. Perhaps eye would allow them the time to prepare to publish the message but even at that the THURSDAY would do for a deadline. So do just exactly whatever yew want just do not ever get caught. The appropriate response would be eye am eating the hamburger the ketchup is free the pickles eye love the onions on me. The buns warmer eye wear underneath my pants the extra shirt is a layer over that the best thing my enemy said ever to me IFF you take Charles and strip all his clothes off him to see you would find a nother pair of jeans and a shirt underneath. There is a lot to a story that people never know or realize the author has started to go places in time in his mind and amid the snow near a tall narrow obelisk lined with GOLD near a short triangular pyramid where the eye leaves his treasure chest of violet dandelions' seeds strewing the sands of all deserts will make the world better adds color and leather belted in the bible land never rots or needs much repair no normal wear and tear would explain it from the secular. Time was given to all the people and the ones who are successful share none. To be someone in this world is to hate to connive to relate none to pass GO to collect all the money the plate the cup the saucer the burgerless murderer must have the fancy the proud and the number on everything GOLD not GOD plated manner for today they pay nothing but the promissory notes obstensiously allowing them to partake of the money food still out on judge them the ice cream was found to be ersatz messing with authority poor people eat a lot of it ice cream is found in better middleclass homes as a food group. Sometimes life can feel like all the everything ever done all at once. The moral of a story fabel chew the leather nice and soft make the sew use the bone of deer to make the needle eye. My favorite musick was the farfisa organ with the whirlitzer whirring in the speaker as the poor people in the river ate the grasses from my meadow trying to force me to convert to atheism. One stranger rides the sage purple haze in lala land brother mender tailor spyed justifyed Lean your ear over here just a minute. Going to tell you about the jungles and a certain monkey in it Now this monkey, he never had a name, But his signifying way was a crying shame. They bad mouthed you mamma and you grandmamma too eye sure am glad that you was absent for they said some bad about you too. They seldom said less than a discouraging word about the monkey and his family and the elephant too. You cannot expect me to kill my only elephant for just one portion to make one elephant cutlet. Poor Whimpy come back next Tuesday when the party has many and then we will make yew an elephant burger just pay us the following Thursday.

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Easter2

Christ Crucified.

The Cross

They took him from the crowd apart and nailed HIM both hands and feet unto the instrument of torture the cross of Golgotha complete the scriptures had prophecy concerning this event to complete the salvation of all of man. The LORD of all creation hung and suffered ridicule and thirst and hunger of a different sort for Heaven he was thirsty then. They cast lots upon his garment.

The prayers were hardly out left far behind when eye began to reap the benefits of health improved my finances of wealth increase can be explained away by fools but ewe we knoe the truth for JESUS gives. My target Heaven my wealth health and all my food my found and scrounged and Easter egged 2 all come forth from HIM. A Poor and sinfilled man quite given to the drink may lie and steal and say he found it near his drink he “assumes someone has left it there” is what he barks at the beertender the drunk outside may soon die from his concussions the man left near the bathroom door he took a wooden batted thatch knocked upon the drunken noggin put the man all out took from him his wealthy purse to pay just for one more night out seeking oblivion again to drink perchance to dream the detectives came to task the man for overall complaints the thief he muttered “HOW? did you know that it was me ,yes? HOW?” Detective Fabel was on the case he was pushing by the place the alleyway and heard the cricket paddle whack the commoner went down he is bound to get better now in the hospice we have found for him but you will only get worse in the old hoosegow. The old banded man in the alleyway digging in the trash can has more hope than you as they take the thief away the scrounger finds a basket full of boiled eggs left there an Easter 2 colored all purple and white inside the yellow yolk looking like a big surprise the color of a dandylion sunrise.

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Capital Addresses

Keyboarded

Some people still add capitals to the email addresses and people will invariably copy it letter by painful letter hoping it just has to be that way why else would they do it when most email addresses are not even case sensitive and even most hyperlinks work with all capital letters. Sometimes the CAPS LOCK button on the keyboard sticks and eye just let it ride on making little additions when its seen to make it wrong like > for period and & for 7 the thing is fine just changing letters to make them taller and more pronounced but has some trouble with the numbers and the other buttons on the keyboard so seldom used they could be just blank ones just put the numbers and the letters and all the others blank so people would not waste time on them unless they KNOW. Everyone can relate to bringing up a website and then working hard to move something you have saved up to the top only to have the lag monster come and eat the whole website the green dots start to move so slowly and you get so frustrated and you even refresh the page only to find the work that ewe have done it gone gone gone much in the same manner as boarding a bus with a driver not seen every day he reiterates his crunch his oneliner joke as he takes you to task for not paying more attention to adding the fare the man was sufferable no longer telling me he is the one way bus into the mall THE MALL eye delighted myself in the telling THE MALL is just where it is that I’m going you driver from the twilight zone. The pass worked when he wrested it from my hand it was not working when eye passed it in the slot. He said HOLD it down and it will work it must be bottomed out. Eye have only ridden this bus for THREE YEARS eye said but the sarcasm was lost on him he was busy berating a passenger there for riding the bus back and forth perhaps he was wanting to go back where he had been not a crime to ride past the drop off point is it it is to him the driver eye meant not the rider he is busy drinking a half bottle of GIN and not listening to a rabid teamster begin to explain the rules of passage on HIS conveyance the public transportation my only means of embarkation to and fro the lieberry eye go. Back to the keyboarded words that aer frequently used could be programmed to the add on buttons on the side of the keyboard you knoe the buttons on the screen that ewe push to make the color different on all the funny faces we could have words in the buttons and when we get to the part where eye want to say keyboarded again just eye reach down with my RIGHT pinky and hit the button. Keyboarded is then added directly into my word document. Keyboarded. Ewe get the idea it would benefit all writers no matter the color of the face. No matter how ewe get around. The Bus or the Buick in the snow or in the dry. Just leave the GIN at home it’s still a crime to drink and drive. Just one more idea on the way out take and put me several new buttons on the LEFT side of my keyboarded URLS added websites at the touch of a new button what fun to play keyboarded.

Fabel32

Fabel32 Fabel32 Man or Dove CharlaXFabels GOD is Jesus. A living GOD does not have to frustrate Him self with a man at all but he does what a GOD wants and no one can tell HIM anyway. He could have done a different planet and never made the man the ADAM. He could have been a DOVE and ruled the WORLD of DOVES nothing moving on the surface of the planet except food for DOVE. John 20:30-31 Jesus did many other miraculous signs in the presence of his disciples, which are not recorded in this book. But these are written that you may believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God, and that by believing you may have life in his name. The written word is given not so perfectly it seems the detractors of the Gospel will agree the BIBLE has been written by the men and not the DOVE. He does not complain of feathers colored wrong he does not jealously assume the plume of other birds he never drinks too much or eats too many seeds of grass he never wants a different colored shirt of blue upon his back he has feathers mostly gray and brown a DOVE is GOD in FORM of FLESH and LOVE. Today eye discovered a dove a thing of beauty made in love the GOD most certainly seems to me to be a creator capable of form. The feathers around the eye. The way the dove tried to see me from the side she turned her delicate head just like a lady in love. The feet seemed too large on her for dove but seemed like duck perhaps this dove was just malformed an egg in need of more attention in the nest but not the fault of GOD. On DOVE WORLD there is one tree where DOVE the GOD does live. She preens her feathers and she rules but yet she loves them. When a DOVE dies and falls from SKY she moves herself to see just where it lays and then SHE Cries a mournful sound in otherwise so pretty of a face she can raise it from the dead and send it into Heaven then to live and fly forever no more in need of world of food or anything. One day upon the Dove Earth the sky was filled with war the demon doves were killing all the poor. They called a halt in vain attempts at peace and then a most marvelous thing. The DOVE GOD she flew to high and spread her wings in a hurried dive she slammed into the ground at Supersonic speed and then she died and then she screamed eye am alive eye hold the keys the poor will soon come and live with me and then the SOUL of GOD the DOVE it flew to Heaven where it grew to be the JESUS GOD. He rules in love. A DOVE,MAN,GOD.

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Ninenintyfour

Autofixation

A Dialog Fabel

Mrs. Smithster: BOSS let me help you clean up your computor today the new auto program disc is arrived in my snail mail box.

BOSS: OK just don't lose any of my contacts on the list the accounts are way too important.

JUNE: to her self: an aside: GET HIM who does he THINK he is giving me that guff so early in the mourning.

BOSS: Poor June is my secretary and eye love her like my sister but she is so dense the bullits bounce off her like she is Superman, or wait no Supergirl mabe.

Narrator Ed.Note: This is the twilight zoned for the next five minutiae you can not understand anything but this fable you have been transported to the twilight zone. This Lady Bosses Secretary one Mrs. June Smithster has been the receiver of a program sent to her inside her snail mail marked as a FIXIT program disc the entire story is now centered around what comes next let’s watch what happens…

Charlax the Narrator: June reached into the envelope slowly and opened the disc cover reluctantly she was wondering now just where it had come from it was compelling her to use it she could feel its message somewhere near her left toe and the eye her left eye was twitching like a nervous wrecked her whole face was letting go she had to she had to over and over like a ROBOT compulsion she HAD to place the disc in the BOSSES computor NOW.

June: something is almost forcing me to use this new hardware it’s an alien tech rippoff of an image of the MOON it makes me want to dress up and wear my cape out.

Charlax the Narrator: The Bosses Computor is slowly being eaten up by the disc all the contacts on the every list are gone the moral of the CharlaXFabel number 9904 poor gentle reader ewe is never use a disc program to enable accounts not meant to be edited by ewe. The computor is now gone the disc dropped to the floor lets go back and see what happens now…

BOSS: walking in to his office to check on his computor and June Smithster: well that is not funny did the android charlock pick up my computor for cleaning again?

Charlax the Narrator: but there is only silence from the corner of the room where June is laying down curled up in a ball of Supergirl costume her cape lay furled around her like a hobo blanket cover…

Narrator Ed.Note: CharlaXAndroidoneseven is now flying to the moon to save Supergirl he has to disable the program that sent the disc…

Stay tuned to find out more about the MOON in the new twilighted zoned series on CharlaXFabels@

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23Skeedo

This is a cliché. That's my name for an old aside or an adage here we go into the world of CharlaXFabels once more gentle reader ewe 23 Skeedo. 23 skidoo (phrase)

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23 skidoo is an American phrase popularized in the early twentieth century, first appearing before WWI and becoming popular in the Roaring Twenties. It generally refers to leaving quickly, being forced to leave quickly by someone else or taking advantage of a propitious opportunity to leave, that is, "getting [out] while the getting's good."

23 skidoo has been described as "perhaps the first truly national fad expression and one of the most popular fad expressions to appear in the U.S," to the extent that "Pennants and arm-bands at shore resorts, parks, and county fairs bore either [23] or the word 'Skiddoo.'”

The exact origin of the phrase is uncertain. PHRASE. OH. Okay today we learn some old phrasers YOCK YOCK YUCK. All Wet - describes an erroneous idea or individual, as in, "he's all wet." This works better if you can remember the ABBOT bud and Costello lou he said an aweful lot of these phrases as everyday wordage. Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team. Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players. Abbott: I certainly do. Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team. Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names. Costello: You mean funny names? Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean Costello: His brother Daffy. Abbott: Daffy Dean...Costello: And their French cousin. Abbott: French? Costello: Goofè. Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...Costello: That's what I want to find out. Abbott: I say Who’s on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third. Costello: Are you the manager? Abbott: Yes. Costello: You gonna be the coach too? Abbott: Yes. Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names? Abbott: Well I should. Costello: Well then who's on first? Abbott: Yes. Costello: I mean the fellow's name. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Who. Costello: The first baseman. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy playing... Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: I'm asking YOU who's on first. Abbott: That's the man's name. Costello: That's who's name? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: That's it. Costello: That's who? Abbott: Yes. PAUSE Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman? Abbott: Certainly. Costello: Who's playing first? Abbott: That's right. Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money? Abbott: Every dollar of it. Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy that gets...Abbott: That's it. Costello: Who gets the money...Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Costello: Whose wife? Abbott: Yes. PAUSE Abbott: What's wrong with that? Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name? Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy. Abbott: Who. Costello: How does he sign...Abbott: That's how he signs it. Costello: Who? Abbott: Yes. PAUSE Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base. Abbott: No. What is on second base. Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: One base at a time! Abbott: Well, don't change the players around. Costello: I'm not changing nobody! Abbott: Take it easy, buddy. Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base? Abbott: That's right. Costello: Ok. Abbott: All right. PAUSE Costello: What's the guy's name on first base? Abbott: No. What is on second. Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him. Costello: Now how did I get on third base? Abbott: Why you mentioned his name. Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third? Abbott: No. Who's playing first. Costello: What's on first? Abbott: What's on second.

Costello: I don't know. Abbott: He's on third. Costello: There I go, back on third again! PAUSE Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it. Abbott: All right, what do you want to know? Costello: Now who's playing third base? Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base? Costello: What am I putting on third. Abbott: No. What is on second. Costello: You don't want who on second? Abbott: Who is on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello Together: Third base! PAUSE Costello: Look, you gotta outfield? Abbott: Sure. Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why. Costello: I just thought I'd ask you. Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya. Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field. Abbott: Who's playing first. Costello: I'm not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field? Abbott: No, What is on second.Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first! Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello Together: Third base! PAUSE Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why. Costello: Because! Abbott: Oh, he's centerfield. PAUSE Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team? Abbott: Sure. Costello: The pitcher's name? Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: You don't want to tell me today? Abbott: I'm telling you now. Costello: Then go ahead. Abbott: Tomorrow! Costello: What time? Abbott: What time what? Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching? Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching. Costello: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name? Abbott: What's on second. Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello Together: Third base! PAUSE Costello: Gotta a catcher? Abbott: Certainly. Costello: The catcher's name? Abbott: Today. Costello: Today, and tomorrow's pitching. Abbott: Now you've got it. Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team. PAUSE Costello: You know I'm a catcher too. Abbott: So they tell me. Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who? Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right. Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about! PAUSE Abbott: That's all you have to do. Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base. Abbott: Yes! Costello: Now who's got it? Abbott: Naturally. PAUSE Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Naturally? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: No you don't, you throw the ball to Who. Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That's different. Costello: That's what I said. Abbott: You're not saying it... Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally. Abbott: You throw it to Who. Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That's it. Costello: That's what I said! Abbott: You ask me. Costello: I throw the ball to who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Now you ask me. Abbott: You throw the ball to Who? Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That's it. Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn! Abbott: What? Costello: I said I don't give a darn! Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.

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9Ninety0

9Ninety0 9Ninety0 CharlaXFabels On SUNDAY ADAYOFOURLORD When judgement come what will you say can you tell the JESUS what you done in just one day eye left some fish upon the way then left my bed to gather more than eye can eat for eye am blessed my heart is full of love for people eye have never met and strangers yell at me from van and make me cuss and curse and hate yet the things eye found was blessed a cake a homemade cake remember LORD when we ate the cake eye found it in the city park on that SUNDAY when the man in the van rolled his window down he yelled screamed growled at me so cartoon of a character so rubber legged he would not stop near me for eye was mad at THEE for letting evil men get near me they rob me of my grace more needed now on SUNDAY as eye sit and feed my face eye will not go further with embellishments and lies intended just to sell a story to the men who drive the van and bother men with hate for eye found some extra clothing and added it to mind for there was no one there in the park today just laying on the ground eye passed the beggars sides with full larder laid as eye did not even lay it down eye hope they have an empty cup of alcoholic stop eye began this day without a fish but now my bags is hard to carry a brand new hooded shirt upon my belly my jacket getting heavy my cake and coffee is so nice please KISS mye lambea wherever she is at a smile upon her face for eye and love and grace on SUNDAY. This is CharlaXFabel number NINTEY.

Eightynine

CharlaXFabels

FearsRelived

FearsReleave

Main Entry: relieved Function: adjective Date: 1850: experiencing

or showing relief especially from anxiety or pent-up emotions

— re·liev·ed·ly -ˈlē-vəd-lē adverb Relive Top of FormOne entry found.

relive

Bottom of FoMain Entry: re·live

Pronunciation: (ˌ)rē-ˈliv Function: verb

Date: 1548 intransitive verb

: to live againtransitive verb: to live over again; especially : to experience

again in the imagination Releave must be an adjective or mabe just a noun eye frown as some of my flock of followers must do at some of the spellings eye make of words that have been spelled this way for at least six years. Main Entry: reweave Reweave can be found at Merriam-WebsterUnabridged.com. Reweave is the way ELMER GLUEALL says RELEAVE. OH FUDD. WAIT. Releave looks just like a real word does it not class. This is the reason we have school idint it so fun. Some professors get a case of nerves when something like this typo occurs but eye as a Lewis type teacher make inroads of nuances the words flowing in the desert places like oasis of stasis static ornaments near Colorado Boulder. There was this episode of Mork and Mindy where the EGG went flying and OH my it landed hard. The memory gets better when you stop. Just give it some more time to regenerate the Christ is GOD. People are idiots in there dealings with other people. Scientific evident escaped the masses when they chose to witness to the escaping gases of the sublime whiskey beer farts given time they may recover the couches with upholsters from the hang over guns of the cowboy trudges. TO: the eviloushonist life is just a reactored accidental inflated accident. The worthless people who run the behind the scenes at the internet places aer too blame they aer too flaming strang. There is a misconcepting theorem that people do what other people think the truth is that people do the impossible things that no one does or even thinks of like getting up from a day of boredom and going on to see what finding means to see what living does. Please do not feel let down or depressed or put upon eye tired to make this fabel work without an idea of any kind without a premises without a forum places without much hope of even rhyme this thing is done this is quite enought for now please stay tuned and keep me ici and come back its SATURDAY the next one will be formed on SUNDAY when the author has more time.

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