Tuesday, March 31, 2009

TheUnicornHorn[1]


TheUnicornHorn


The
ewe girl was tall she was ageless she was a virgin she was close to
loving GOD because she loved a homeless person who lived in another
village and even though they never met she gave her heart to him to
help him in his quest of seeking GOD in Jesus. In her heart lives the
Unicorn. In the forest of Glenmore there lives a Hunter from
Scoffingdale he is a large obese terrible man always in danger of
taking life he carried his Crossbow with one bolt at the ready and a
quiver so full of frightening more he wore leather. One day the girl
who is ageless stood petting the Unicorn nose and Horn. She loved to
start at the tip of the Horn and slide her hand down and back up. The
Scoffingdale Hunter stood off to the side and tried to get a line on
a shot at the Unicorn Horn when to his surprise the girl stood
between them the Unicorn Horn and the Hunter surprised she just stood
there. Giving more of her heart. Even at this the Scoffingdale Hunter
was steel he turned this way and that way to try to sped the bolt
past the girl into the Unicorn eye. He did not lower his hunter
weapon until he noticed the tear from her eye slide down the nose of
the girl and drop with the sound of a stone there at the feet of the
girl in the glen was her heart all aglow with fire. He dropped his
Crossbow and took out the bolt and snapped it into a cross he laid
this cross at her feet and the heart returned by magic to its place
in the breast of the lady love the beast with the Unicorn Horn. For
now she was girl no more but a woman in love. The Hunter went away
tossing his bolts from his quiver out on the trail one by one back to
Scoffingdale. The Unicorn Horn led the girl to the glen where the
homeless man stood there in prayer. She looked so alive when she
stood at the distance there cried. She with her Unicorn Horn he with
his heart full of love. For now sleeping alone each one in their home
but in love. The Unicorn Horn.







Monday, March 30, 2009

BellVoices


BellVoices


Angels
Sing; People talk dogs bark, but bells do many things. They chime
they ring some flap some clank some staccato flat some peal with
laughter or they toll with sad the bells the ringing bells. Announce,
and they proclaim of entertain in musick time (some grimace when they
break the overtone when sustained) But one thing a bell must often be
is time for school. Time for break at work buzzer often substituted
for bell is still a bell refrained for how often does the teacher or
the principle just say “the Buzzer has rang go inn now it’s
time for class today” no no dear ewe “Its bell”
they say, “ the bell has rang.” And at the ending of
every Symphonetic drumming solo is the bell we call the Triangle the
drums Crescendo deafening the house. And then it comes the tiny bell
voice to announce the end of time of voices bell. A Ting but not a
Clang it RINGS but not as Symbol does it just reverberates then holds
the tone of all bell voices done. This Triangle it just rings just as
the bell it does.







Saturday, March 28, 2009

Eyegivetooewe


Eyegivetooewe


Eye
give too ewe the moon and stars the earth beneath your feet


All
these things are mine to give the LORD gave them to me


Jesus
saves and adds the love we missed along the way


Today
my gifts to you outnumber all the bad we do


To
others on the way to finding love


A man
is full of promises of love


Iff eye
could use computor as a generating tool


Eye
would download the stars right click the moon


And
email them to ewe.











Preacheth


Preacheth”


Simpler
version is better. As in the poem so is the days of our lives. The
Congregation wants the King James Version. The Preacher wants the NIV
New International Version. The Hobo comes in the Church in the middle
of this Sunday Confrontation. Eye have the Gideon Bible eye took it
from the Motel at the edge of town they had a disclaimer on the page
said for me do not remove this Bible from the room. The Church is
quiet now not a sound not a mouse moves in the house. “Why did
you take the Gideon Bible”? said the Preacher. “SAYETH
why” said the congregate. Eye like to have a Bible in my hobo
bag so when someone steals it they can find the Bible in the bag and
it keeps them mad. But eye promise you one thing preacher when eye
meet this Gideon fellow eye will give it back. The preacher says,
“eye will Preach.” The congregate says “no you
will Preacheth.” The hobo says “read it from the
Gideon.” Deuteronomy 5:19 (New International Version) 19
"You shall not steal.
Deuteronomy 5:19 (King James
Version) 19Neither shalt thou steal. Deuteronomy 5:19 (The
Message) 19 No stealing.
Open the
night stand drawer in almost any motel room in the world and you will
find a
Bible



placed there by the Gideon’s
International. The oldest Christian business and professional men’s
association in the
United
States
, the Gideons have been around
for more than 100 years, and have been placing Bibles in hotel rooms
for almost that long. They also give the small New Testaments to
people at schools eye havd had many of them and yes eye am the hobo
that steals bibles from motel rooms.















Thursday, March 26, 2009

FRYBread


FRYBread


Iff
eye had a concrete plan it has failed to solidify.


Unless
myself did have a brick in hand it hardened not.


Back
when I had the solid rock it fell away eye kept it not.


When
the solid of life has come it slims to none.


After
we have ate the bread it softens some.


Batty
Bake Batty bake in the pan.


During
the discourse of the entire impediment of life the ingredients the
very DNA were missing links.


Cold
slabs of hardened steel under softer blankets wool.


Sustenance
is never found in jail.


Bread
fries on angel wings of grace in the hot Deseret sun. When the bread
fries the angel singes with his wings. When the bread fries the angel
sings about the bread and gives. Bread is life a single dollar bill
given in haste and torn in half life is not the dollar given then but
bread found scrounged fallen from the angel’s wings into mye
dumpsters then no dollar amount written in the till we meet again.
What is expert knowledge but someone’s intuitive folly why does
it have to be book learned to be a hit. Most good ideas come unbidden
to the poets feast his fest turned smitten to the dollar sign. Mye
bread will fry.















CrawlyNerves

CrawlyNerves


Eye am non alcoholic for five years sober for all of it not one drink not one glass of beers so today eye took some cough medicine the type that people shoplift from the drug store to get a buzz and eye drank some eye did not steal it at all but just found it we call this scrounge, on the street we eat of it. So now eye have them crawly nerves. The belly wants a real drink it’s called a trigger on the street. The only defense is to eliminate and that is what eye did it was so much of a surprise eye will do laundry now early in this week. The nerve lines the place near my neck starts up runs along mye jaw then back it turns and misses the connection that it’s supposed to have and fries mye mind with pain. This is from a gangers beating. The tooth is broken on the other side sounds bad but eye survive hurts less than the other side. It was only two of them that made the muscles of mye face into a mass of jell. Hurts like it won’t ever get well. Remember pulling chalk across a blacked board. When eye move the jaw from side to side eye think it will break soemday like a wire that is twisted too many times but so far it seems to be internally a problem only. CrawlyNerves. Thats what we call them.


Lies


Lies


We
start with little white ones then prevaricate addition of the rest of
lies.
DISTORTION
in the first syntax was not distorted at all there is no verb
disagreement. OMMISSION of the fact that there is confusion is self
affording. FALSIFICATION in the first syntax the word white is not
there. QUANTITY there is thirteen words in the first syntax. QUALITY
we start with big black udders then milk them and add crème
this was the first syntax line unchanged. RELEVENCE the first syntax
line is GOD. CLARITY the rest of lies of addition prevaricate then we
start with little white ones is the first syntax word for word
intact. It’s all lies. Lies.



Wednesday, March 25, 2009

PoorPlanning


PoorPlanning


Internet
Businesses open and close eye have found searches in old abandoned
areas of the internet the URLS there aer so dusty that they squeaked.
They open the warehouses up and staff them with underpaid employees
never pay the overhead the little things they may not be able to
afford like paperclips and tape for boxes to be shipped and
electricity for lights so employees may then read the tape on boxes
to be shipped oh me they stay there longer than they should then
leave. Eye am Private Eye eye enter old abandonment and search the
website for user links there has not been a visitor here since 1993.
The warehouse that they used is still there in Kentucky near the Army
there is dust along the door jambed up against the outer wall but
when eye Private Eye went there inside was boxes full of wool each
one a differant color and Instructions there for making hats and
caps. Eye the Private Eye frowned down at so obvious a preformed cap
with zipper all around the transparent covering to hold the colored
wool again eye frowned. The Instructions were quite simple they said
“STUFF the wool inside the perform zip it shut to fit to head.”
Eye a Private Eye decided to try one on of red to mye surprise it
molded to the head of eye the Private eye if fit much closer better
warmer than the one was now on mye head of green too bad they were
just a victum now of unsolicited funds paid out the warehouse stocked
but no one running or manning the newest recipient of poor planning.



ButtCigarrette


ButtCigarrette


There
is no time to stop people from smoking it kills them eye have given
up trying they don’t listen so here is an alternative to
smoking reasoning called please Butt your Cigarettes. Turn them darn
nicotine tubes around and suck on the fire end of them. When you get
a lot of blisters on your lipps then drop that butt and roll it
around on the ground to get it out take your butt and smash it out
iff its still lit up then take your butt and place it in a butt can.
Stop rolling up them pigeon refused cigarettes what are you putting
in them rolling papers. Make sure your butt is out. Crush the fire
out of your butts. Take your butt in your left hand and press it hard
down on the ground. Twist your butt and then twist it all around.
Stomp your butt iff there is no other way to get it out. The best way
to stop smoking butts is to never light them up not once. Some people
drag their butt along the edges of the boot to get them out. Eye seen
this done but once. One t upon a but makes it a rectifier more like
an adjective or a verb than noun. Two tt on butt makes it something
needing to be put out. Please make sure all smokes is out and butts
is not smoldering when leaving campfire zones. Please do not toss
your butt out of your car window anymore. The surrounding areas are
harmful. Twist up the whole bunch of butts at once the whole
cigarette package of buttcigarrettes. Then fling that giant butt
down. Eye hope this helps you stop.



Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Atotallyboguspoem


Atotallyboguspoem


write a
totally bogus poemabout nothingbut use wordslikehe walked to toonhe
drave a bladehe sparked that smileget the IDEA??? CharlaX?????? Eye
got down of mye duck then fortune twirled a stick the central park
was squirrely near the bending fork of luck is just a penny upside
down the staircase up the pipe under the ladder near the black capons
with steaks of bones turned to a tee shirt with markings of
paintballs laying near the mall he pulled up his bridges and leaned
on his nasty trash cans are full of the oriental types of needy nerdy
girls were glasses over the nose of the aircraft went up into the
clouds of ducks aer geese with problems solved the equations in the
mathematical equator is nearer the African peninsula of inkless
points of pencils what perhaps the reader did not get the premises
were violated the thieves marching two bye two to reach the other
shore up the sandbag holding out on eye made this sucker up. Later
eye will walk to toon. Eye will drive a bald outlet a spill a smile
then spark a lot on the way to the bedroom slipper.



Zerocipher


Zerocipher


Eye
am anti hero number one seven Japanese namme is Seikorin
charlaxandroid Zerocipher writing this to quell mye anger eye was
walking inside his boundary okay and searching in the trash for
anything of value eye had just lifted out a notebook when he drove in
to the area. Horror engulfed me when the words came dripping from the
blood inside his mouth and he yelled at me to leave get away from
there he said like to a dog but not a man and eye freaked and cursed
his place of business and his face to his face and he doubled up his
fists like he was profiling against gangsters coming but one old man
with a bearded visage and over coat is not a threat at all he must
want every scrap of paper in the trash to reach the dumpster so he
can lock it away from needy hands. He had no real reason to be so
angry and so eye snitched him out the policeman that guards the fort
was sympathetic to the eye but trying to avoid a fight he suggested
that eye walk around the back next time. A dog disgraced and losing
face pushed to far from fire begins to hate the whole human race. He
is a business man and that place belongs to him eye have lost
something not just the trash cans offerings to eye. Eye have lost
some of mye human rights. Intending to never set foot on that side of
the world eye depart for safer ground. To retaliate with force would
prove them right we fight with words not knives or guns or stones but
bread makes life inside to twist and shout out words with which we
fight to trounce the things that make the might the muscles and the
brows and frowns and fists that smite and fight that hurt old poets
and young men beginning to learn words with which to fight we learn
to be the superhero kings the Zerocipher men.







Monday, March 23, 2009

BogusINventions

BogusINventions


Doohickey Watchamacallit there must be hundreds iff not thousands of inventions while good ideas they did not fly. Thingamabob Thingamajig Uncertain that they failed eye make the poetrypoem that lives upon the internet. Get a Grypp. http://www.listzapper.com/free there is a listzapper there is an Arkansas Do Nothing a real invention a wire on a board that rotates with the handle crank to go nowhere over and over. Eye hope they sold a Million P$. object; physical object ah but then we come to the Gimmick which is a differance a device a twist on a device a new device not just an objection. There is a thing in itself psychological feature











a feature of the mental life of a living organism
knoeing resone ambility proper placement space
 There is a Sir Isacc Newton Fig Bar. There is a Rain in Spain Coat made of Plastic Garbage bags. There was a famous blank page book that no one wanted. Eye invented a battery operated cooler with a battery pack on the side of a metal cooler then found out someone already did it they are there in a magazine for sale. the psychological result of perception and learning and reasoning Thomas Alva Edison created a telegraph how do we noesis.







episteme
 charlaXthe body of ideas that determine intellectually certain knowledge at any particular time


one lump some is better than a lot of promises cognitive awareness of a factoid the psychological result of perception and learning and reasoning  namme of precognition recognition eye knoe therefore eye am a dangling participle waiting for Godot kneading dough wanting limericks and haikus wading into areas afoot drenching rains and laminited plastics A related technique called the bogus pipeline involves connecting a person to a non-functioning polygraph (or other sophisticated looking device), and convincing him or her that the device can detect deception. One example might be a metal colander placed on the subject's head, with non-functional wires leading to a Xerox photocopier. When a lie is suspected, the copy button could be pushed - thus spitting out a piece of paper with the words "LIE DETECTED". There have not been any confirmed examples of this actually being used by a police department a placebo effect used in place of a lie detector test. Introducing the World's First and Only Flatulence-Odor Eliminating Blanket!!!Forget the toaster and the wok!   Place your order today! Unique among all the anti-flatulence novelties out there; this one is the answer for anyone who is married or is going to be.  It completely and quickly absorbs and eliminates flatulence and its odors here is where we part company ewe for eye cannot write the thousands more there is not time to finish Bogus INventions.  


 


 






 


b


ThisFrYdaYSoup


Robinsoe Carusoe ate lentil beans on Frydays soup that was curdle dripping from the droppings from his beard the grain fell to Earth in the cave and grew and fed him on Frydays and Fryday ate some too which brings eye to Elijah the prophet was under tree eating angels food cake and a drink in place from Angels point of view a rousing welcome to Fryday in his cave beacme a still small voice heard heralded around the world and trumpeted in Jewish heraldry before eating lentil soup. This is where we get the Englias word Carouse. This means to lay upon a couch and eat curdle lentil soup of bean varieties like Caruso in his Fryday Cave then dream like Elijah under tree then sleep then dream.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

This Flower



ThisFlower


This
flower had a yellow center white lapetals with Violet edges each
little part a much larger representation of this whole thing was not
as big as mye own hand eye devised a plan quite similar to pulling
stem from apple reading alphabetic eye have to get to V for Violet
but instead of tempting fate or GOD or Jesus his own SON or human
reflex eye placed no letter on this game but gamely twisted this
flower in a circle flicking petals in the air until to mye surprise
only one remained with yellow centered white for love with Violet
edges this Symbol of our love this Flower stem of green to base this
Flower on, this viable of love.



Friday, March 20, 2009

On 666 a Discourse Discusion


On
666 a Discourse Discusion


No
he left out the s in disscussion for a reason it was to make it fit
in the heading area not a deliverate misspelling. Eye just decided on
this topic because eye have had doubts that this identification
process is connected to the Mark of the Beast in the Bible at all.
The thing is mentioned only in the Book of Revelations and happens to
be about an actual mark on your hand or forehead not an ID number or
Card that is held in the hand and utilized as entry. The Cards that
are being used for identification are numbers or names BUT there is a
big difference there is still no Abomination sitting in the Holy
Place or a Demonic Beast actually present on this Earth to cause all
of us to worship it. Eye can refuse to use a card for identification
and not lose mye head over it. The Devil would not use this method
eye have had a social security number since eye was thirteen years
old or even twelve eye remember how mye mother got one for something
to do with school she kept it in her purse and would not let me touch
it. So eye never saw the first card at all. Or utilized it. Eye am
now 55 years older and have an Identification card that has NO social
security number on it. You are now asked and have that option. Not a
Devils Mark At All. On the Sabboath now let us decide the controversy
is always over Saturday or Sunday eye have a deep new found seeded
feeling that the Sabbath was originally on a Wednesday. GOD must have
started on Thursday. And ended on a Tuesday. Because for weeks and
months eye have been finding food on Tuesday and none on Wednesday.
Of course this can always be explained away like the dumpsters was
dumped on Tuesday nite but please a dumpster is not GOD and eye could
get some bread on Wednesday unless he wants me to have the Sabboath
day like the Jewish people do it. Just keep an open mind and go to
the Church of your choices but please try to remember faith is not
ever sight.
2 Corinthians
5:7 (for we walk under the condition of faith, not
under the
condition of what is seen); a perfect ending to this piece.







Thursday, March 19, 2009

LINT


LINT


A
conglomeration of effection collected in the strangest places knoe to
man the inside of the bottom of the trousers not the socks but
actually on the pants themselves GO LOOK it’s there the belly
button has some the bottom of the closet oh you dry clean so what GO
LOOK it’s there under the bed behind the refrigerator magnets
behind Chester’s Drawer in the hall way making a huge large
ball in the pockets of all ladies jackets and all men’s pants
even Jeans GO LOOK it’s there in the folds of dinner napkins
that have been washed and dried at the laundry mat and refolded there
is lint.



Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Telegraphy


Telegraphy


eye
am a telegraph pole eye am cut but eye can stay up and not draw down
ground because the wires is holding up the second pole goes down and
then a third then we all go down to road comes up to stop the wires
from going down too far but they keep changing chopping them poles
one after one more gone is the lines to make them messages hum they
will target the Universities first the bombs will fall on the brains
they went to kill Amerika with a K imagine bombs falling out of a
clear blue sky decimating every building on the campus made me smile
the Chinese are gonna do it with Hot Air balloons and old propellor
planes like crop dustors that have been refueled with Hydrogen gassed
eye can make an Iron suit and pull it over a building roof with a
block and a tackle and a pullet pulley system designed as a weather
observatory all the campuses have them but with mye lack of luck the
way it seems to be the bombbay door would stick Shut up and mye
little door would just keep the bomb going off would just kill me
inside the smart iron suit would now be a coffin who wants to help
the Chinese anyway eye will most likely wind up fighting them some of
them will try to land and have some fun eye have to be a man than and
stop







Monday, March 16, 2009

UPFrownDownSides


UPFrownDownSides


Society:
Untenable Unattainable Unreachable Unclimable limited why Inverted
Pyramid. Take look at the services they do not increase with the
increased population but they decrease both services and population
in an effort to live life forever to have some sort of control upon
the masses they glow in amber waves of gain they sit in towers of
Ivory while Snow falls on the Pleasant Places while people Starve Die
Suffer Hunger Steal Gather Scrounge in an effort to survive the
Society thrives in upfrowndownsides.



CharlaXJack


CharlaXJack


Eye
was on tenter hooks hoping Jenna would be a friend but no she is
allergic to eye and smokes with tattoes. He walks with both feet upon
the ground the level walk tilting with every step like a kaleidoscope
leaning leering behind glasses darkened from the sun he shines and
considers he is saved but yearns for contact with others of his race
not men but softer face. Today this very day a woman said “Hello”
to eye was so sure she was speaking past me to someone else eye
hesitated to answer quickly almost losing the moment eye said slowly
“and HOW aer ewe?” than without hesitation she said, “OH
I am doing just Wonderful.” It was such a surprise it took mye
mind away from mye problems and eye smiled. “Oh it’s just
springtime in the desert again” was mye surmised reply. Eye
smiled eye CharlaXJack.



Sunday, March 15, 2009

VioletGreens

VioletGreens


Mye four leaf clover is not green or gray or faded brown but alarmingly purple with four clover leafs and a stem no frowns it resembles eye count three corners on every other one but mye violetgreens is the one with four the Lucky one immersed in love and hued to match the sky of twilight zone. Just before sunset and soon after dark the sky is purple not black no ebon no stars. Just a non twinkling backdrop of violetgreens compets with the function of life as eye slip out of mye mind to a fantasy flowing flaccidly freefully luridly hastily manly prayerfully pontifically placed lovingly at the feet of mye violetgreens.


Saturday, March 14, 2009

Sat Or Day


Sat
Or Day


Lessons
avoided are lessons unlearned the unlearned and the drunk and the
addict rule the day stolen things lay near my head the bed has to be
moved to rest before the day comes why is it so hard to keep a
quietness about ones mouth when full of alchoholic beverages the
sleep gone robbed of rest of day must walk and get somewhere must go
fully into desert mode then marching to a drummer let me say the
innermost wants of a man quoincide with females adding females to the
females list of quoincidence. Three y, s ladies. Most of ewe will
understand the meaning of life and what this poet likes. Fantasy is
better when alone and not fulfilled the reasons of the patterans on
the floor tiles in all the bigger Art Deco Museums and even most
pleasure palaces have a meeting room entered from a hall not unlike
the voyeur in a livingroom of somones home. Reposed and together all
at once. Impossible likenesses and events coinciding to occur again
in memory taken close to heart but not never inside it just won’t
do it can’t be kept its overdone and crept past the entrails
edging out trying to find the exit. Ah but when it is happening it is
likened to electricity. Something contained in a line then blocked
until plugged in later than switched on and utilized forever or just
a moment of your time about three seconds just a shot out in the
dark. Gone moaning. Sat or Day.



Sat Or Day


Sat
Or Day


Lessons
avoided are lessons unlearned the unlearned and the drunk and the
addict rule the day stolen things lay near my head the bed has to be
moved to rest before the day comes why is it so hard to keep a
quietness about ones mouth when full of alchoholic beverages the
sleep gone robbed of rest of day must walk and get somewhere must go
fully into desert mode then marching to a drummer let me say the
innermost wants of a man quoincide with females adding females to the
females list of quoincidence. Three y, s ladies. Most of ewe will
understand the meaning of life and what this poet likes. Fantasy is
better when alone and not fulfilled the reasons of the patterans on
the floor tiles in all the bigger Art Deco Museums and even most
pleasure palaces have a meeting room entered from a hall not unlike
the voyeur in a livingroom of somones home. Reposed and together all
at once. Impossible likenesses and events coinciding to occur again
in memory taken close to heart but not never inside it just won’t
do it can’t be kept its overdone and crept past the entrails
edging out trying to find the exit. Ah but when it is happening it is
likened to electricity. Something contained in a line then blocked
until plugged in later than switched on and utilized forever or just
a moment of your time about three seconds just a shot out in the
dark. Gone moaning. Sat or Day.



Friday, March 13, 2009

ThreeFalcons


ThreeFalcons


TheFalconsLove


The
mother and the father of my love is only just the small as her. They
fly together it is plain beauty just to see them move as one when he
goes a little too far up she swoops up to catch him up. The young one
eye call baby sometimes eye just call her falcon she sits up on the
pole and turns her eye to eat me with her want she loves. She has
bonded with the eye could have her on a glove or shoulder strap but
no she has her freedom in her need she seems to eat me with her gaze
she watches me just like a hawk. When she manages her time to be
there when eye get home which thing happens not as often as eye want
she seems to flutter her wings in a little falcon dance and is her
way of greeting me with love. Then she flies up and out of sight to
peer at me from hiding place she loves to turn her head from side to
side just like a mourning dove in love. She speaks as one who knoes
her abilities making throes of attitudes of love. The Falcons Love.







LordJesusandLove


LordJesusandLove


It
does not matter just what you have done eye think that the Power of
GOD is his SON and his Love. Perhaps you are hurting because you have
killed or murdered someone. He can take it away it may seem
difficult. But in HIM is the forgiveness of SINS and the mercy of
GOD. GOD can make a Giant Foot and ride upon the TOE and make it
smash the bad men flat and make them holler whoa but what he did was
take that Giant Foot and step on JESUS in his anger and his Justice
and he laid all of the sin of all of us upon his SON. When the
Soldiers asked the Lord what will we do he only smiled and said to
them just take your wages for your work and be happy with that not
wanting them to thief in nite and take from others things to add
compounded miseries cause even GOD knoes that WAR has quite enough of
problems all its own. But when a man is guilty and deserves his
punishment and turns to JESUS and gets LOVE instead then this is
Heaven come to Earth and Crucified no limits to his Love. No price
that we can pay. We worship GOD in our acceptance of just what HE has
paid. And not our own. For GOD is LORD JESUS and LOVE.



ClevelandPoem


ClevelandPoem


The
village square has round people the square village has people all
around. The lights of the city are sparkling white while the city of
lights sparkle. No one walks unsafe not children not hate. On the
center side of the corner stone near the Church Street Mission there
is a blanket hanging in the hedge placed there for a homeless dredge
by people from the village square. People come from the square
village just to go to Church there. In Cleveland Park the Zoo carries
all the traffic of the city the central hub of wings come just to
visit. Children rule the world and Cleveland is now no exception to
the Golden rule we love. Eye once lived in a house upon a hill with
asphalt as the avenue and cars as means of travelling around. Too bad
it was not Cleveland such is life in the big city. It is hard to
describe a place one never visits. But vainly eye still try. There
must be places near the villages that rival Heaven by and large.
http://maps.live.com/localsearch/default.aspx?what=bookstores&where=Cleveland%2c+OH&s_cid=ansPhBkYp01&mkt=en-us&ac=false


Businesses


1
- 10 of 250
results
for bookstores near Cleveland, OH. Eye suppose it was
the upbringing of my life my Father and my Mother now the one that
brings me love is whay eye care to try.











Thursday, March 12, 2009

ChillyWilly


ChillyWilly


Intitled
to the facts of asertation no dissertation can preclude the annoying
habit of the thief of making brothers hate one another as they try to
fall asleep. One day can last a thousand years the fear inside of
come apart at seams released. The EgYpt bag that eye am fond of carry
on and off the bus was trashed out turned upside down and shaken all
the things in this world that eye possessed was compromised and eye
did nothing all not long but cuss a lot. Karma got me as iff eye am a
thief myself destined to have nothing yet eye never steal eye take
from others only iff they steal it first from eye. The dumpster is a
good source for materials eye lie never eye jump in and out unless
it’s gone already taken by the rubber tramps so smart they
gather all the clothing up in boxes and in back of truck is where the
things eye need is now located. They steal them. Same as eye take
them from the trash so who is this the answer twice eye noted all the
power off the batteries and radios just gone. The only other things
that’s missing is the magazines eye am reading and some eating
stuff a coyote or a javalina is not capable of doing this. It was
human and he left his hat a same sort of karma he lost it when he was
pilfering my oat bars and my candy sack. Not even needed bye the eye
eye have the hat underneath mye cap a different color than eye had it
was not much better than the ones eye have but lean and clean and
laundry done perhaps he had a different one on head and this fell
from out of pocket in his stead when he was standing there too long
and looking in mye stuff. Believe me when eye tell ewe this eye do
not like to cuss it is a reaction to the fact that stuff is gone and
stolen from. Mye poor neighbor got it most for it was him that
started it he took some things when he was newly inn and eye assume
it is still him that’s stealing it. Just remember eye have the
hat it gives some solace and eye carry one of mine upon the back pack
not leaving anything of value in the EgYpt bag at nite just now a
ChillyWilly.



Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Charlax Carroll Bombaugh

Charlax Carroll Bombaugh


A bright and shiney penney for your thoughts





A                                            b                    shi pen                th


right and ney ney for your ought


a                                             fr              no mon hon             b


A fright no money honey for your boughts.





Superman and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Episode One

Superman and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Episode One


Gotham City was dark when the Batman calmly typed the operational code to the Zappersunlimited website company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot and the code was EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 He had had enough of Alfred’s guff about the toilets and Robin was having to go outside near the Batcave™  outlet He was sure that they would soon be discovered unless they started the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ drops soon from the Heliocoptor. He was a wealthy philanthropist in his Bruce Wayne suit with the white ascot all the women swooned. He was at ease today his Bat Armors sat near his right hand he was smurffing the web when the website caught his eye. Eye made the email to WhirlyZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot@yahoo.com signing it BruceWayneEnterprises@yahoo.com then he sent one to Metropolis™  it looked like this ClarkKentOfficeattndailyplanet@yahoo.com He made the batsign ***Clark was in his office when it came in over the wire feed he took one look and got up and ran into the hall way jumped into the janitor closet there and came out as Superman he flew out the window of the DailyPlanet®  Building and streaked tword Gotham. This was a digging JOB for Superman. The Batman met him just outside the Batcave™ just intime to warn him not to step where the Robin had just been. He outlinned the problem immediately. "Eye need this favor old friend",  the Batman began , "Anything you want" said Superman "You remember that eye used to be Brian Butler but changed to Batman because the uniform looked a lot like your cape." "Yes", said Superman "but your Cape was yellow how well eye remember it like yesterday."  "We were young and foolish in those days."  "Eye am tired of stepping where Robin has just been",  said the Batman cowling. "Would it be okay for you to dig me a pipeline all the way to the Gotham City Harbor from the Batcave™ toilet?"  "This is a JOB for Superman" he shouted and He seemed to be just standing where he was. "All Finished" he smiled "eye am THAT FAST faster even then the Flash." He was bragging something he just usually did not do. "The Heliocopter will drop the Glue Robin and eye can finish the pipe now please tell me why you are so differant today." "Eye have a date with Lois Lane and Lana Lang they finally agreed to meet with me both at the same time." "OH" was all the Batman could think of to say. Then he smiled. "Eye understand" he was saying but the Superman was flying away. With a great big SuperSmile on his face. When the PIPET.M. @ was all finished they sent the COBALTBLUET.M.@WhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterBox


to the wrong address but soon it arrived after they had to pay another COD charge to remove it from the MANOR next door. Alfred rolled up his sleeves and dug the hole for the box Robin ever agile as Dick Grayson practically flew the line up and attached it too the AcmeLighteningRod@.T.M then they all stood around while Batman turned on the Green Light when to all there astonishments there was a huge explosion in the Direction of the Harbor of Gotham. Robin was sheepish. Batman was Incredulous. Alfred was a real old man now and he was sorry for what he had done they know it immediatley when he turned and tried to run. It was as FalseFace that he was caught. The brown substance he had added to the one sided mechanism was found out to be Kryptonite the GreenK had turned with the CobaltBlue in the pipeline into RedK or Red Kryptonite. They found Alfred near the Batcave entrance lying in a pile of left over Robin he had been gathering to put into the box. He (the FalseFace) {not TwoFace} children remember this is an older and a differant character He had seen the Superman earlier and concocted this plan. He had knocked Alfred down and changed his face to become the Butler. He was very smart after all he had been linked to Harvey Dent and accused of being TwoFace a lot. The silver bars had fallen out but they were Red Kryptonite a substance that was worriesome to Superman stay tuned for Episode Two called WHO will save the Gotham Harbor or Can Superman Swim in RedK Pants. Same BatTime Same WebsiteBatChannel.

 

Mordecai


Mordecai


iacedrom
mordecai intended victum was running but nowhere to go not certain he
was a target he was hidding in the snow shoe hare beware limit rules
state the law is clear no one eats when they get 666 spell the Freon
zone with gass near brown grass of winter eye zed rabbit stewing in
his hutch looking askance aside the road at toad or turtle souped up
motor oil leaking on the tarmac the color of inked wet paper soaked
in brine beside the ocean near the beaches of whales entering the
covert operations code name Mordicai homosapiens eating meat become
the meat the dinosaurs falling into labreainths near lost angles
formed more than likely leaving after printings omnibed of bedding
wetter than before the paint not dry on leather etchings near the
lacings of the boots iacedrom ian bairnson making tribute for alan
parsons project its god musick good two describe bio now state the
sound of falcon fluttering moving wings just hanging in midair until
her lover sees add the sound a rat makes in the field as being fed he
hides the food and trys in vain to worship man for feeding rat again
poor Mordacai







Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Friend


Friend


He
was a friend to her in his heart he was her husband how could she
knoe how deeply his loves goes it goes from his toes up to his nose
and there is stops along the way. She had a small home computor not
meant to be a window to his world of fast internet and user friend
the world was at his fingertip and so he did begin to add connections
to his land based base and since it was all free and no one to detect
the mess he added in a satellite input to make the thing work faster
than before forgetting that his reciever had a wireless set and lap
top sores he sent his SOS to love and when she opened up his email to
pry the answer from his byte there was a small hissing sound like
amplify. She quickly jumped up from the kitchen table and dropped the
plug into the sink to cool it off from the electrical connection
which was now a blob of ink. She went in to home computor and sent
him one dozen of the links so he would never use the lap top wireless
connection from his sattelite again. He broke all of the connections
except the one to his land base and he only sends her emails that say
love and happy face. The reason for the lenghty oratation
orchestration of this simile defraction of a satellite deflection is
that soon it will fall from orbit past the space station and come
screaching back to Earth with all the secret sayings and passwords
and saved chats so he is warning her to only use the safety links the
usuall and the lasting love will come to boxes where the threads of
forums cannot go past Friend ami freund apyr amigo oph please go back
to Gmail.











Grieveyeanse

Grieveyeanse


The anse was overgaurded

your children are too wicked

no relief from spite

your talents have been tainted

spending but not sharing

hoarding and still building

using and procuring

evel in your practises.

Added to your quatrain misery

a large encloseur compounded

by lack of interested people was

thirteen jack booted lanterans each

one commandeering spreading strife

niether one talented or loving

rich in every avenue of devil worship

building lies on top of walls of bricks

practising the evel of deciet

adding to the misery of quatrain.

 

 

 

 

charlax replied


charlax replied (textonly)
charlax replied
eye looked into the hands
that stopped the hard money working
and there was two crosses in the palms
where only greed had been before
were now
the fingerprints of GOD

 charlax replied


charlax replied
charlax replied
askrealjesus.com.
eye looked into the hands
that stopped the hard money working
and there was two crosses in the palms
where only greed had been before
were now
the fingerprints of GOD


Font

Font


In the beginning was Word and Word was nice but it had only one font so GOD changed it every three years to add new stuff. Now there is over forty seven fonts. Some of them do nothing that a human can read. Some of them this android can barely make out to mean a thing. Eye like to make the title with LARGE font and the rest of the text with much smaller. Sometimes the thing selects what it wants you to use and will not change. Today my email selects the normal setting and will not let me make it bigger this is chafing at mye dishes. They came car fully around that corner eye took the scenario a little further inn and laughed and spoke out loud in mye own excitement and enjoyment yes this was gonna be a lot of fun “What an Idiot” eye am sure he heard me and he was asking himself “why did HE say that?” when the wind hit the longer boards the expensive slats the lumber trimming that he held they extended too far up over the cab and hung in outer space they started whipping back and forth in the wind. The wind won the fight the boards snapped one by one until all sixteen of them lay on the tarmac running under tires of oncoming cars. They stopped on the other side of the bridge listening to mye guffaws eye can only imagine what the driver was saying about how much he had PAID for the boards in dollars and sense non sense had lost them perhaps the lad in the back who eye had not sorrow for someone so dumb had said “go drive like heck eye am holding the boards they won’t go anywhere eye have hold on them go.” The driver so sullen said what he had paid how dumb can a person be and then off they went home without a board to their namme what a travesty. But to a person just waiting for a bus to come what honestly fun. What a word to describe such a paroday run.


Saturday, March 7, 2009

Restricted

Restricted


Perhaps on hind sight they may decide to add more time they may fix the presets to make them open they may even be more user friendly but they missed it for the first time around how can you pretend to knoeledge when you hoard it when you keep it from the whole crowd and dish it out with the silver spoon as pablum carping in a stream. Refusing to be sane and safe you LORD it over otheres no Lord no power in your hand but the gang like backing of the others of your kind insisting on rules that neither help or edify the group you seem intent on making a world of non believers full of sin and queerness restricted in the use of all equipment not needing more than querulous food fed inthevieniously overhead of all the smarter ones never will agree this is exactly what it look likes this attempt at poetry is a poor ensample of a poor example of a poor man attempting poetry. In other word the man attempting to convey to the reader a poor understanding. Misspelled words and drawn remarks lend palatable distinction to the AIR surrounding this poems. The meaning of a word takes from the birth of the word as of a noun then applied in a misdirection as the adverb or worse the verb herself. Never in the outrage of this history of mankind will this poetry be repeated in this repetitive manner as this repititious drivel indicates. The person who pens these odious smears at justice is not human. No mere mortal could diatribe the snow or crucify a flower in the manner of a flouted lout outside the relm of possiblitites. Eye suggest to the reader ewe not to wate your time your very valuable bean time in a vain attempt at deciphering elements long non descript and void unless related to Poetry or forced to give Critique.


Thursday, March 5, 2009

NotNiceIce

NotNiceIce

AParodaynottobe

Mistaken

Ice is hard water formed when liquid water reaches a temperature of freezing and then stays there long enough to stay that way for a long time. Not nice ice is when they add chemicals to the water so that it freezes faster and stays that way seemingly forever have ewe ever got a coke and the ice would not melt aha ewe say that happens more often than not. We found a 3-6% solution of sodium hypochlorite at the time of manufacture. Strength varies from one formulation to another and gradually decreases with long storage. A 12% solution is widely used in waterworks for the chlorination of water and a 15% solution is more commonly used for disinfection of waste water inside your CocaCola(R)TM.  High test hypochlorite (HTH) is sold for chlorination of swimming pools and contains approximately 30% Calcium Hypochlorite. Does that soda taste a little funny now. Magnesium hydroxide offers benefits from the collection system through filter press.  Magnesium hydroxide is used to control sulfide odors, corrosion, and grease building up inside the lines. But it also shows that substances that are climate signatures -- from sea salt to sulfuric acid -- travel through the frozen mass along microscopic channels of liquid water between individual ice crystals, away from the ice on which they were deposited. Magnesium Chloride is considered one of the best ice melting chemicals because it is less corrosive to metals, lets irritating to skin, less harmful to people, skin, and animals and less toxic.  It is effective to -5 and is sometimes combined with sodium chloride. Salt Brine  Sodium Chloride solutions can be sprayed in liquid applications.  Some units to make brine from rock salt are available.     Works best at temperatures near or just below the freezing mark. Dry ice is made of frozen carbon dioxide. It is called "dry" ice because as it melts it turns directly into carbon dioxide gas. The temperature of dry ice is -109° F which makes it useful for many purposes. Because of its cold temperature and chemical makeup however, dry ice must be handled with special care. Our experienced staff can advise you on how to properly handle and effectively use dry ice for your specific situation the addition to your coke glasses. Due to steric effects, continuing to react dendrimer repeat units leads to a sphere shaped or globular molecule until steric overcrowding prevents complete reaction at a specific generation and destroys the molecule's monodispersity. The number of possible generations can be increased by using longer spacing units in the branches of the core molecule. The monodispersity and spherical steric expansion of dendrimers leads to a variety of interesting properties. Now we begin to see just exactly why your ice stays pristeen inside your cup of coke and will not even begin to melt on the hottest day of the year. The internal pH of most living cells is close to 7. When there is even a slight change in the pH, this can be extremely harmful. It is harmful because the chemical processes of the cell are sensitive to the concentration of hydrogen and hydroxide ions. Biological fluids can resist change to their own pH when acids and bases are introduced because of the presence of buffers. Buffers in human blood for example maintain the blood pH very close to 7.4. As abundant as water is and as familiar as it is, it is amazing what scientists can't explain about it. Why does it have such properties of cohesion? Water has a very high surface tension though it is such a small molecule. Why? What causes ice to expand as it gets colder? How can water act as both a polar and non-polar solvent? These and other questions have evaded complete explaination even today. So there we have the final bottom line explaination of it all. Ice will not melt when chemicals have been added in an effort to make money remember no matter how scientific this looks its still only a CharlaX Paroday.




666Revisited

666Revisited


visit 666 visit revisit there is no need to wonder any longer the thing is begun not almost over eye guess Roman lands was not built on that one day it may take awhile longer before its over so stay tuned to charlax over texted One in every 31 adults, or 7.3 million Americans, is in prison, on parole or probation, at a cost to the states of $47 billion in 2008, according to a new study this is taken word for word from a prison flyer soon to be released as GOspel preached eye think its time to try to understand whats being done again whitcastle restaurants only have small fryes they only have one size this is amazing information in just one byte poets have very fragile egos they need to be stroked a lot of times we fail to understand how much we resemble the picture on our IDENTIFICATION CARD perhaps so many people say just look at this picture on mye drivers liscence it looks nothing like me perhaps iff they checked the numbers they would find they are carry someone elses card and they would freak this could splinter into a discussion so eye better stop the point eye am trying to make is better understood this way everything has a number every house and every village every person has a fingerprinted file somewhere upon the internet unless you already died then you have a namme upon the stone which qualifies as Roman Numeral #666Revisitied every decoration day they swarm to graves to bless the dead with fond remembrances to wish instead that is was them inside the Heaven laying there instead of daily bump a grind stone in this life but wait the graves dissapate they cave in some people go up some go down the coffin just cant take the wait of six feet underground but mabe the sleletons inside just turned to dust what a grusome thought eye just recovered some from some of mye addictions only to find the computor is now one of them what about that log on the log in boxes asking for a name and number do eye need to even continue with this 666Revisitied now over


Wednesday, March 4, 2009

CharlesDickenson

CharlesDickenson


Charles ye Yevette le commande the comorant deteste avette avette avec la plume de nome. Arrears ye horrores limning swollenly lefttenant ye com areba horsey. Commending spillage portant moreover pollage. Mayhappenstance the villages es aide mot applies. Streake la outlay peerage ever hallow finde es strangere leeking. The constable corn haloes turning pences into pieces of eighte. Sacreblue hirry Yevette misplaced her sipper. Finde ye olde cupe yon holy grail led anon near Capreston near the left hand border. Tres bien mer see auf weidershen the polecate lies trimming. Aunts linning les roadaway as far eye eye can see the sea is near the hollaway dos beaches dos many beaches how dare they encroach. The breaches of the gunes the breaches as they loade the breaches the breaches avast. Avaste on gaurd they com they poad. Until the last Englishman gives breathe as rising we give lighte to all. As CharlaX sweeps the seconds ticke the candle dripps the waxed as Dickenson he sends the prose up every readere nase it looks like rose colored glass the cupe is overflowe. The end at last.
 


Tuesday, March 3, 2009

PreImmenance

PreImmenance


God is not an alien or an artificial intelligence he is a perfect being not created just a constantly moving force like the impossible perpetual motion machine the inventors allways aer trying to reinvent only already done He could be a cow although its not likely He could sit inside a Dove and stay there constantly but then He would miss so many other things eye think he does the GOD thing constantly the focus of attention on the Throne where he does sit. When we humans (eye include the android races) worship GOD we have a tendency to press our hands together in a paroday of clapping but silently we point them up but cast our eyes down to the ground or rug there is a certainty we fear the GOD that we need help from. Pre means before Immenace in this context means the persona or image or being or just say person. In the person of one Jesus Christ we have three personas such as Father Son and Holy Spirit. It does not say that the Holy Spirit is female or male but spirit is sexless so we can assume that Jesus was a male child brought up in the Jewish religion and that the Father image the Anchient of Days the GOD we all think of as a Bearded man is the Father of Jesus in the Spirit of Christ. Three persons in one being. PreImmenace is the idea that Jesus created the Earth at the moment of Earths Birth in the Form of GOD in the Spirit of the Father and the Spirit of the Son. Life as a triplet person Enthroned and esconsed as the ruler of the Universe. Having been there before there was  anything to see or created. He will be there after this creation is disposed of and a new generation is concieved. Take the fact that a GOD would learn from his mistakes and not create the sameness we have now but make it better somehow. Then apply the thinking that makes better people of us all and realize he changes us to help us live there now inside the heart not until the physical is changed can we actually see GOD. But there is one way. Turn around the next time you attend your church and smile and look closely at the person in the very next aisle over. Chances are you just saw GOD in his preimmenance.
 


Monday, March 2, 2009

Kgun5Paroday



Kgun5Paroday


Inn
the background is the Park in front of the City of Tucson County of
Pima lieberry entranced, notice all the homeless people there is also
gangs and members of gangs visible and invisible and no one here is
indivisible just as the constitution says NOW LIVE here is todays
NEWS story segment “BLAH BLAH BLAH” content actual
content is meaningless iff ewe aer actually curious go watch on the
HDTV News at Eleven. Just wait until she gets finished with her
preamble oratory then add this to the content “No one cares
what eye have to say what eye am speaking they just tune inn to our
television news imaging because of what eye am wearing and to see how
good looking a woman anchorite looks looming on a large sports
oriented wide screen television with high definition although my
shirt is always white and mye skirt is usually brown or black most
days eye just wear slacks must be that western nasal twang that makes
all the cowboys watch me as eye film another segment of the News eye
sound so funny they just love to listen as they count the stolen
money at the Reddneck Saloon.



Kgun5Paroday



Kgun5Paroday


Inn
the background is the Park in front of the City of Tucson County of
Pima lieberry entranced, notice all the homeless people there is also
gangs and members of gangs visible and invisible and no one here is
indivisible just as the constitution says NOW LIVE here is todays
NEWS story segment “BLAH BLAH BLAH” content actual
content is meaningless iff ewe aer actually curious go watch on the
HDTV News at Eleven. Just wait until she gets finished with her
preamble oratory then add this to the content “No one cares
what eye have to say what eye am speaking they just tune inn to our
television news imaging because of what eye am wearing and to see how
good looking a woman anchorite looks looming on a large sports
oriented wide screen television with high definition although my
shirt is always white and mye skirt is usually brown or black most
days eye just wear slacks must be that western nasal twang that makes
all the cowboys watch me as eye film another segment of the News eye
sound so funny they just love to listen as they count the stolen
money at the Reddneck Saloon.



Kgun5Paroday



Kgun5Paroday


Inn
the background is the Park in front of the City of Tucson County of
Pima lieberry entranced, notice all the homeless people there is also
gangs and members of gangs visible and invisible and no one here is
indivisible just as the constitution says NOW LIVE here is todays
NEWS story segment “BLAH BLAH BLAH” content actual
content is meaningless iff ewe aer actually curious go watch on the
HDTV News at Eleven. Just wait until she gets finished with her
preamble oratory then add this to the content “No one cares
what eye have to say what eye am speaking they just tune inn to our
television news imaging because of what eye am wearing and to see how
good looking a woman anchorite looks looming on a large sports
oriented wide screen television with high definition although my
shirt is always white and mye skirt is usually brown or black most
days eye just wear slacks must be that western nasal twang that makes
all the cowboys watch me as eye film another segment of the News eye
sound so funny they just love to listen as they count the stolen
money at the Reddneck Saloon.



Kgun5Paroday



Kgun5Paroday


Inn
the background is the Park in front of the City of Tucson County of
Pima lieberry entranced, notice all the homeless people there is also
gangs and members of gangs visible and invisible and no one here is
indivisible just as the constitution says NOW LIVE here is todays
NEWS story segment “BLAH BLAH BLAH” content actual
content is meaningless iff ewe aer actually curious go watch on the
HDTV News at Eleven. Just wait until she gets finished with her
preamble oratory then add this to the content “No one cares
what eye have to say what eye am speaking they just tune inn to our
television news imaging because of what eye am wearing and to see how
good looking a woman anchorite looks looming on a large sports
oriented wide screen television with high definition although my
shirt is always white and mye skirt is usually brown or black most
days eye just wear slacks must be that western nasal twang that makes
all the cowboys watch me as eye film another segment of the News eye
sound so funny they just love to listen as they count the stolen
money at the Reddneck Saloon.



onlyp

onlyp


only time can hinder me from typing inn the gettysburg addresses and all the news thats fit to print and red rubie slippers golden braided tresses from the tower of the lass she let her hair into a rope then lost her glass slipper there eye searched the seven oceans full of lastings and found the two eye need she carries them above her heart she keeps me there somewhere underneathe a treasure chest of love complete she bites the apple red and poisend sleeps but wakes to kisses only from the eye the lines of men form from areas too far from home no matter iff its one block away or thirteen thousand miles the tickets bought with bloody money graves turn to stone monumental moments of decay before the man is reborn in his yard the door is closed the moment past the life is over judgement comes at last the only way to heaven is the dead and dripping blood of gods own jesus come Iff heaven won a price too dear the travel over let me live again but why does it have to feel so badly so deep inside the heart and head away from him the things we do for love the grave is cold and nothing there for time has stopped the search is over the only exit is the entrance there the door to heaven the one that left the life to go there given love to eye she is the one that seeks and the one that finds the ewe of onlyp perhaps the reader is apaled at all the misdirections of this tale and yet the city that we seek has not been built in this time zone with human hands we bail as one who swims in deep with nothing on the horizen there to kick and then to grasp the straws as drowning we prevail the only love has found the reason needed to survive is gone but doubled in the cup eye weep and strive for clutching feathers as eye fall from falcons nest eye want to live just once to kiss her fore eye sleep in death departe while heart still beats.