Speeled[1]

Speeled

The
poor boys flung nicles down on the corornor. The horse was moving way
too fist. Eye drew mye pencil from mye notebook and drooped it on the
tarmac. The back of the bus is for drinking. Move along little
doggies. Eye am trying the attempt will undertaker. Perhaps yews just
don’t understander. When the aliens take over and make me King
things will changer. Articles and participles hanging in arrears.
Call the office and tell them eye am later. There is not whole there
is only half. Some drinks are fizzy and non alchol but buzz just fin.
My new watch said half fast so eye am late the bus was on time so eye
stopped off. Eye am a little a head of myeself butt only a little
behind. Eye pinched the bitten the large punic bitten then eye
hollurd halper halper eye. Commandeering a tractor pull the switched
to on position the pulloe to fight the backed of the seated drover.
You can throw a fight even throw a fit but do not throw the baby into
the bath water is filthy no matter how you filter it is not Holy
unless the Priest of Judas kisses it. Something remembered after a
bus ride is best largely ignored and forgotton until after only your
return the swans to Capistrano WOW look at all those small Sparrows
in the lake. Nicles not nickels not nickles not nice flat silver five
cents pieces come look at this dumb pome Martha. What a creep this
author is speeled.

ArmourOFGod

ArmourOFGod

“Sword
of Light”

“Siddhartha”

As
they picked me up my arms clenched lightly balled my fists as eye
swung side to side connected with the nothing that eye am inside they
held me under the black braken water of the River Styx My arms with
everything else underneathe even my head eye almost drowned the only
Achilles heel left out where Bhudda held me in his crab appendages he
was in manifest a Cancer making me an Armor covered war machine. No
sword of man can penetrate the death machine eye am the flesh is dead
repels the death that they can bring eye am “Siddhartha”
Lord Of Light my nonexistent Sword of Light was given eye by
Goddesses of Light no foe can escape my sight eye smite they fall
upon the INDRI terrace where eye dwell a cross of Death upon my brow
upon my head the Skull. Gleaming as eye fight the ignorance of
Soldiers in the field thinking they are men eye light fires upon the
carcasses of them soon all of them will fall to rise no more but in
the ashes there is Phoenixes by score. Ephesians
6:13
Therefore take to yourselves the full
armour of God
that
you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and
having
overcome completely to go on standing.

ArmourOFGod

ArmourOFGod

“Sword
of Light”

“Siddhartha”

As
they picked me up my arms clenched lightly balled my fists as eye
swung side to side connected with the nothing that eye am inside they
held me under the black braken water of the River Styx My arms with
everything else underneathe even my head eye almost drowned the only
Achilles heel left out where Bhudda held me in his crab appendages he
was in manifest a Cancer making me an Armor covered war machine. No
sword of man can penetrate the death machine eye am the flesh is dead
repels the death that they can bring eye am “Siddhartha”
Lord Of Light my nonexistent Sword of Light was given eye by
Goddesses of Light no foe can escape my sight eye smite they fall
upon the INDRI terrace where eye dwell a cross of Death upon my brow
upon my head the Skull. Gleaming as eye fight the ignorance of
Soldiers in the field thinking they are men eye light fires upon the
carcasses of them soon all of them will fall to rise no more but in
the ashes there is Phoenixes by score. Ephesians
6:13
Therefore take to yourselves the full
armour of God
that
you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and
having
overcome completely to go on standing.

WhoWill

WhoWill

Who will read mye poetry will there be a lieberry in the future of mankind where people turn the books like dimes spent in the slot will they find CharlaX in the melting pot of crucible so many more deserving people write the Asimov and the Heinlein will always be the ones the children want. Perhaps unheeded the book of CharlaX Prose sits on the very last row and gathers dust and moss. Will the last lieberrian perhaps just read the covers one last time and pause. Take down the CharlaX book with trembling hands long used to reading love. And he will never read another book because he fell in love with poem prose and the way this man writes things from his heart he started a reading journey that will not soon depart from start. What is the end of time but novels in our hands the sky shoots clouds across the day turns into night the flashlights come out and still we would not part with book for death. Depending on what is it about not the length for eye have read some very long books because eye was interested and life itself took second place the bed forgotton eye must keep reading Father Mother dear eye am going camping to sleep in mye bookreading again. Perhaps the lieberrian will find all the charlax poems so interesting he will make a light at nite perhaps a General Store left open in the holocost with a flashlight and several thousand batteries on hand after all he has the time. He handles each page with alacrity of age fingers start at the edges and stop and start in a paroday of confused moments meant to halt the passing of time and enjoying some one elses writtings oh to be able to write like this how does this man pen these odes of wisdom. Then one day the book of CharlaXProse falls from withered hands as the man goes gently to his GOD and life is gone. He sleeps like all the rest of them the bombs have come but for several days perhaps weeks a few months of time perhaps years had come and gone the death of falling bombs have missed the old liberrian. Long enought for him to find a reason to read and light the night. Read all the poems Who Will.

StealthY

This
morning eye confronted a neighbor who had stolen things from me it
went better than eye hoped he restored all the items he had taken
just trying to avoid the confrontation as eye had hoped. It seems to
me a better thing even iff someone comes along and steals the stuff
for eye had no time to hide it eye just left it in the middle of mye
rough. Day came a bus ride into town a lieberry with iffy principles
and iffy rules and strang people in charge of taken rights from
people must soon be restored like blankets missing in the atmosphere
of sleeping needed body over worn and mind just worn the reasons that
a person needs the things that person does replete the attitude of
better than thou snout. Without a doubt he wanted me to be StealthY
to come and get mye things when he was not even home he was
embarrassed at my attitude like as iff eye was a Citizen of Rome come
to impale him on a deathbed instead of selfless defense. He was
extremely guilty and so eye immediately forgave him then and there.
Eye determine mye own fate and the big deal over no fight ensued the
holy grail is still within reach but eye disagree with the fire he
has built but to him eye did not breathe a word of discouragement
when the cops come to arrest him eye hope sincerely that eye am not
home or near there. But his neighbor has one two am eye the only
scrounge can eat without a fire just obeying laws makes me a target
of the thieves eye absolutely hate gangers and the thief. Can ewe
even imagine iff eye built one up too (a fire eye meant not a bed eye
have several of them) the law would come shut them all down the
thought makes me almost eye have not eat mye burrito yet lunch time
is nigh not nearly as hungry not nearly as sighing eye study the
miles eye must walk to get home and mye fate iff the blankets are
gone. NO apology to ROME eye was not wrong to be upset but now the
deeds is done let the cast off garments become the seal of friendship
won. Eye am strait up not StealthY.

ForeverGodJesus

ForeverGodJesus

Make
mention of the Deity of Christ the Throne of GOD the Ancient of Days
The One who sits The One who stands the Father the Son the Holy Ghost
this information is still freely given A Ruler upon a throne a Son
come to home from a World lost there dead then taken back from dead
eternity explained HE made a way for all of us to understand a hand
offered is not always a hand extended in love a hand ignored is not
always a hand of hate because of hate inside but LOVE can be mistaken
identity for goats who masquerade as sheep kept me the shepard from
the sheep until the last day comes there is this iff eye were a
living GOD of Justice there would be no world turning but it would
look something like a burnt out match head just floating like a
question mark in space the whole Universe byepassing the Milky Way
because of burned out Question Mark that world become the thing that
was the third world from the Sun. What cannot be salvaged should be
burned. At least Jesus does it better and differant HE is building a
new one. A New Heaven and a New Earth. No more War there no more hate
a just forever there floating in a new space place compare

BusSeat

BusSeat

• 
  My namme is Regional T.A. Eye
  am brand new there is no graffiti on eye but the carpet can get wet
  from spills so the driver asks the riders to have lids. Beany boy
  has a lid on his milk. Chantri is a pretty girl she loves to sit on
  eye she chews and pops her gum and leaves it on the thumb edge of
  my back just where it sticks to carpet she does not mean the harm
  is done. Sometimes there is a person so large she sits on three of
  eye. Sometimes two people fit on one and have so much fun together
  out the window look. People need to please remember to sit the
  baggage under eye we will be fine. Pay your fare and do not cheat
  to be with eye. Some people wait until the driver has both doors
  open then they ride for free its cheating while he is letting
  prisoners out. The handicapped never use me when they bring they
  own seat it annoys me eye would rather that someone carry them to
  be on eye. But what do eye knoe eye am just a BusSeat for the RTA.
  And the BusSunTran. Discrimination is not allowed on eye.
  Different
  treatment of others based solely on their membership in a socially
  distinct group or category, such as race, ethnicity, sex, religion,
  age, or disability. Discrimination can be viewed as favorable or
  unfavorable, depending on whether a person receives favors or
  opportunities, or is denied them. Please leave the curse words at
  home when riding on eye. No smoking. Please eat later after
  disembarking eye. Eye love ewe fare. Come back.
  

  
  

ChariXty

ChariXty

Eye
am homeless as most of ewe knoe last nite eye was so worry for the
bus today a man had threatened me he got on the bus and did not say a
thing to me he looked away this is the Power of GOD to fix what’s
wrong and make a problem go away for GOD is ChariXty when a woman
comes near in a car she was with her husband she was in charge she
was just driving and they had food left from the places they had been
and this is ChariXty how can eye describe to ewe the food its manna
in the wilderness there was bread in the form of some sort of buns
more like cokkies than cake or real bread it was like imaginary bread
like eating fluff. There was a hint of potatoes they went quickly
away where all the food went this day the MEAT is easy to describe
the sound of Angels singing in mye side. Eye must describe the way
eye eat eye do not salivate like humans eat eye chew the meat to tear
it off so eye can swallow it my teeth are just a tearing tool to get
the stuff. As it is written: "He who gathered much did not have
too much, and he who gathered little did not have too little. Eye
have meat to eat they knoe not of a ChariXty bundle of love some
things eye found some things eye keep too long eye must be careful
when eye scrounge. Eye do not hate perhaps someday but knoe eye eat
and sleep and predicate the verbs eye need. The shrimp:e was so nice
the bread divinity the Lady was apologize for the small amounts iff
only she could see the smile eye have. Two meals eye got from
leftovers once the wonder of the Lord that adds a blessing on our
touch. Perhaps the longer that eye wait to toss old food away will
not hurt the one who finds it they can sniff they can read the date
they can decide perhaps they do not bite they smile and say why did
HE throw this away perhaps he held it just a little too longer than
he should in EgYpt bag. Eye have a Hostess cake today the Chocolate
kind just overlooked in a box left last Saturday eye find things when
eye look for food eye find ChariXty.

Lifeforce

There
is soon to be rude awakening men fighting with the people find they
have a GOD and judgment come. Men who think because they have some
strength and can fight they think they can rule over others and bully
with might just find themselves burning in a lake of fire and
brimstone. Perhaps he will get killed someone else will do it or
perhaps his own children will want to live and decide to do it
perhaps he may decide to do it himself if he gets drunk enough
perhaps he will do it to himself he will just do it. A useless
worthless man not going to ever live again eye will not dirty my
hands with uselessness blood spilled or trash canned. Eye think this
dirty minded foul mouthed man will perish and the place of his
passing will not be noted. His children will move away and no flowers
placed near his grave marker please do not mark his grave. Eye have
no wish to knoe where this man lays because eye would soon run out of
spittle passing near his marker eye would spit constantly until eye
was drained of spit and could no longer function. Eye hope his
passing is not noticed. Eye feel sorry for this mans children.

Opine

OpineLetterTooMSN

Normal
people put envelopes and stamps into post office box sending them to
people who they deem recipients elevated to necessary status. Limited
to non crinkle paper we must use all mean necessary protocol to stand
up for our non existant writes. Too late is means and wheys given
unto Muffet missives. Opinion in the internet is so limited to
editors of MSN we think they eat too many pills and drink way too
many spiders sitting ciders lunches. Linoleum belongs on floors as
paper belongs on walls the table is the work space there seems no
room for food. What have you done to life? Eye deleted my sign in to
Hotmail and the MSN messenger there really was no reason to continue
MSN as a web page device just does not work. Here is some sound
advice. Turn up your volume of the number of pages that actually work
when ever eye try to open any sort of link from the main web page at
MSN is just does not click open at all it sort of hangs in some sort
of internet protocol limbo wait eye am not finished yet it then sort
of TIMES OUT and just never opens. This can be very frustrating on a
shared computer. Billy to CharlaX let me see your newest poem bard?
CharlaX to Billy: wait MSN is trying to send me to some news to read;
come back BILLY when the cows are flying on the sky. ? It just never
happens. The original cross tops was golf tees not shirts the actual
things that you stick in the golf grass to hold the ball intil ewe
swack it with the golf clubbed. The pills came later its speed never
mind eye don’t want ewe to knoe. Acid is just something inside
an orange or a grapefruit that makes the pulpy fruit taste funny.
Play time is usually reserved. Quiet time is usually reserved. Fun
time is usually reserved. MSN time is usually just missing and cannot
be funded. Eye meant found. Lost and Found. Eye refuse to reserve the
lost and found until eye actually lose something that way they still
have a high opine of eye. Gettung rich quick is not the price eye
pay. This is only a paroday and was untouched by human hands. Written
on a Wednesday in M & M Land. Oh wait this is supposed to be
about MSN but the pictures is so cool ewe. O Pine.

Nazi

Nazi Germany Won

Why do you allow people access to computors and then restrict the use of them? No eye do not accept your answers they are as bogus as Nazi rules. There is no reason to restrict knoeledge to some people who are not students this smacks of ideology of better than you because of money its discrimination in the same scale as Nazi Germany. A free people can and should remain free access to equipment should not deliberately be disabled no your reasons do not matter in the long run they are bogus you are on the bottom of someones shoe a slug not worth attention. Perhaps this seems harsh to you perhaps a gum shoe needs to lighten up perhaps the sun is shining slower in your cup of alcohol haze school daze eye am ruler of the universes don’t mess with me in a lesbian or eye am gay eye am a queen you are just not there. Blunt mye message is secure sharp mye message hurts perhaps so hasty of a mearling sample he who dances when his enemy falls will fall as well as enemy falls. NEVER MIND it you won’t listen anyway. The Murphy Rule for Rules is this one Rules is made to be broken by protestors tired of living. Iff your rule is the only rule and the biggest stick wins then Nazi Germany Wins. Feedback is just noise from a microphone making a loop backwards. Hasty theft makes want. Limited access breads contempts. My shoes are glued my pants have holes uncovered bye the ravages of time eye age but only half life like a radioactive life of eyesotope found freezing in the swamp no life left unavailable eye swamp into the next day of the dawn of Nazi Germany. Who won?

waiting for GO DOOR

waiting for GO DOOR

the door is still over one more hour away the food is gone  but some again for tea is there left alone the stomach grabs at life and begins to eat protesting mye large bites the food falls threw the teeth on the way to glory and a temporary home in belly eye am reminded of a poem best forgotten and poet for the life of me eye cannot rememebr either one perhaps twas Jonah in the belly o f that whale the author and the poet GOD  forgiving a whole town and saving life pending judgement off of ignorance is bliss. How wonderfull seems this my problems fall away as eye pretend surrounded by a fish has eaten me the things inside a fish have wrapped around my head eye am dead for three days and then the fish just sort of vomits eye upon the sand eye rise and enter shadows oh so sweet only to have the vine whither away and the hot sun almost devour eye am distressed to find a GOD how just fforgives and so does not always test or smite the wicked mess as eye leave the city of Ninevah the light at sunset falls on halls at rest the cattle in the stalls and people blessed

 

 

PoetCritic

PoetCritic

The
poem is short as so many of them are. The critic is saying the poem
is too short. The poem this time is longer than before the critic is
saying the poem is too many words he got them all wrong. When eye
danced forward for two steps then they say he could have danced them
back. The color of the cover was so funny and so pink he could have
made it darker like the India ink. The story line is foul and the
words are all misspelled he used up all the nouns we gave him all the
verbs. He is so smart he is too smart for his own little goodness. He
is miserable in his madness. He is just white on rice. He is just a
bird in branches. He pretends a poet harder than he should he
pretends to rhyme why he seems to rhyme the meaning of the words why
the very idea. The story and the plot mean more than rhyming in a
scheme he intends the reader have her story however he can say. The
form and the letters should be counted the ing should rhyme with ing
and the er with er unguarded, er undaunted and indented not pretended
to no form of any sort of poem that the eye have ever seen. The
student is asked the question are you ready for the testing he says
he has been grinding his board he wants to slip into the water and be
proud not the sort of answer that anyone expected. Perhaps his mind
is not upon his studies. They do not drive a car but carry board to
transfer points and wait for same side rides that go in the direction
of the water near the beach. They reach for mindless indentureship
placing themselves under every thumb that comes along escaping to
belong the passage of time just chaffing them along they do not enjoy
the trip what half the fun in travels only barrier to reef. The sound
of the roaring surf is calling them like lemmings from the tarmac in
chains and under trestles they march like drovers punching this way
and that way trying to find the SURFS UP DUDE. The Spring is breaking
even early as it is now they want to kick the sand in faces of the
people at the beach and ask no forgiveness but rubber red necked they
take everything they need until somehow the law catches on to them
the thief. There is clues to camping the board is there but shoved
nose first into the sand to make a sort of wind buffer the water much
too cold to surf begin. The empty beer cans multiply near the fire so
hastily contrived in an area not meant to be inhabited by men they
eat the shells of ocean creatures and wish they would have stayed
back at the collage take the test get the passing grade. What sort of
life for drop outs waxing boards and camping winters into springs
covered over soon with ice? Stealing beers from coolers in the night
when no one looks tell me critic is this poem without rhyme or value
and yet is it making ewe sad? Life is bad. Tom Sawyer had a sore
thumb non not it was his toe. But later he had Becky and then they
thatchered the roof of caves gone wild on video. Is the critic mild
in finding reasons for the poem in finding musings of the poet? Get a
job get a real job for money betcha cant. Add the numbers in this
captcha what ewe get? 2= 2+ (?) Down by the old parenthesis. Just
past the beach house no parking please. Not so harsh now critic. Let
it pass.

SensorChip

SensorChip

Acceptable
to Society is just plain wrong again in real living life. A man lives
his life. He is not ever perfect or he would leave this world on
clouds arising like a bizarre paroday of GOD to heights untold a
Silver Throne with streets of Gold. Sex is wrong for children but
they can beat each other up for everyone among us likes a fight.
Murder is the mystery meat of novels selling in the millions of them
dollars of the generated kind of love we find reserved for worms and
snakes a crawling try to hide. But love in kisses and in faces and in
facts must not ever be so bold as to be told in poems or in poetry
books or tomes. LanceCorporal Punishment of the Green Berets is
killing a whole village of Arabians today in page 32 he shot them
with grenades launched from his handy dandy zippo cigarette lighter
case with the overdrive from his overactive harddrive he is
decimating the foes of Christ. For about 19.95p @ each soft cover
copy of the paperback book look at the eBay for a cheaper way to read
about the newest American Hero killing third world country towns and
villages. The Title is LanceCorporal Punishment in Persian Plain. It
has a picture of the Punishment on the jacket dust cover a large and
ogre of a man. But label something porn just stay away the children
you understand must have a role model they will learn to fight and
shoot things at other people but they must not learn to kiss. This is
certain SensorChip. Bombs falling from the sky flags waving in
parades not a dry eye but wait oh just you wait for The girl her
namme is Sally is so sofetta up on the silver screen and she leans
too close to the boy whos namme is Leroy and starts to start a kiss
and little Julies mother grabs little Julie and they exit theatre
while she leaves a wake of cursing that would bring Honor to a Sailor
Moon in sailer suit. She trains little Julie how to fight with sword
and knife and spoon. She is overweight and never will she learn to
kiss her Beau. But the theatre soon is closed. They levied all the
power of someone not used to porno and they closed the theater down
the only one in town. It fell to SensorChip. The ugly head of hounds
not needing love not wanting kisses just tearing down the towns of
free world minions needing to learn about the love found in a heart
of a young boy and a young girl a place to start. A kiss. Not
perversion in some socal circles. When the heroe stops his fighting
there is many Arabs missing and presumed dead. But is it okay to be
red and then to read about the dead on page 44 out the door they
went. Certain victums of this SensorChip. Eye will dust off the cover
of mye Holy Bible and hold it up in mye left hand as eye tell you
rather plainfully that eye would much rather have you watch a kisser
with a kisser than a fighter with a gun making people run and facing
death they turn to fight but only fall to earth they die. Forgive me
Jesus as eye cry please learn the girls and boys to kiss and not to
fight. Or am eye just another victum of the SensorChip of life. Teach
us how to LOVE.

NewPennyHonestlyAbe

NewPennyHonestlyAbe

Lincoin

We
were aghast to learn they would stop making them we learned that
copper is no longer used its zinc oxide they turn green when wet from
sweating in your pocket. Someone says no one ever used them anyway
how do you pay for something that is marked clearly. About tax there
still is. Go to a dollar store and buy any NON-food item from the
counter person will demand the 8 cents needed to go with the dollar
to pay taxes. Most people pay the dime out and get two pennies back.
Or eye suppose we could start rounding off the tax to the next nickel
up ensample is this $1.08 is now one dollar and ten cents. Now the
pennies no longer needed no reason to use the image of the Lincoin.
IN your strang world of subtrifacation; people would not pay the
correct pricing for anything but just saunter near the counter and
toss the money at the waitress on the way out. Already the tax and
tips is figured for the table on the tab. Most but not all a few not
many of the people complain and refuse to pay the tip. They find them
in the street later with a limp. (ed.note.ed) (no resistance) perhaps
Lincoin would not want his face on such a lowly mark of penchance as
the one penny coin. Instead we find the story they have added new
fronts and backs in plenty at least four differant designs or two
both front and back. Perhaps the mint is better now with more use.
More jobs for upper echelon workers someone has to come in the
morning to turn the lights and computors on. To start the presses
rolling to get the news out that Abraham Lincoin is back and front.
At least on the brand new pennies that we got in this millennium. The
obverse or heads of the redesigned Lincoln penny will continue to
bear sculptor Victor David Brenner's likeness of Lincoln, introduced
in 1909. The reverse or tail will feature four different designs: one
with a log cabin that represents Lincoin's humble beginnings; another
showing a youthful Lincoin working as a rail splitter in Indiana; a
third with Lincoin in front of the Illinois state capitol building;
and a fourth with the half-finished US Capitol dome when he took
office as president. Just try not to think about
the Cival War. Who wants to go and pitch some
nickels now against the wall it’s just not the same without the
penny with the namme of Fearless Lincoin Abe. Please remember to pay
your sales taxes and count the pennies responsibly. Or the next time
you have a bill for $1.85 just give them $$$$$FIVE in paper with the
Lincoin image on it you will soon be poor again and wishing you have
pennies for the counting at the counter persons register. Honestly
Abe. We all love the little copper things don't ewe? Perhaps my
pockets would be cleaner without the pennies in them but it’s
so nice to have the choice of using yew Abe Lincoin.

Mojovoodoopc

Mojovoodoopc

Instructions
come with jewelry how to plug your nose ring into pc download
pictures from your mojo voodoo brain, a new idea from memory. Eye am
surprised that there is not more of fetish prevalent in new age
society after all it is millennium the end of time is coming soon
most any day they use the jewelry. Majic Magic Sorcerery shaking
fists of bones and bones from off of ring fingers cold slabs of
software waving smoking leaves of any kind of herb. Granted it is
hard in public with the many faceted chicken liver fetishes to
deliver punches of the magical from African forgotten lore of tribes
of Giant Pygmies. They all had a thyroid condition and grew too be
too tall at least seven foot there inches too. By the what. Look
rather quickly eye depart from normal. A shishimi gown all flowered
and expansive flowing robes to hide the reasons for the clothes they
mumbo jumbo and they hose the public eye. Practice of the evil eye
eye put the whammy eye Moloch you holding up the two fingers needed
to bring down the curse from heavens place. They shake the hand from
side to side using muscles of the arm found only on the bottom in a
paroday of thumb to nosing. As the curses dissipate in aire so thick
with remembrances of solitude. Alone forever in that attitude of
power did eye mention how they shake and how they quiver is it fear
of the unknown power that they call upon. Let me ask ewe. Like a
babies rattle but more timid then they start with noises limited then
grow bolder when no fist is laid to cheeks so full of mold and
turning now to deviles power as they blast away the hour making marks
on air and shaking bones just empty socks now filled with rocks now
filled with gravels to make noise with the voodoo power there and
mojo working in the aire. The screen remains blank but they have a
lot of fun they run back and forth expecting something to soon happen
but of course they are mistaken and at fault. No internet connection
from beyond but nothing comes from elocutions of the tongue but
needed electricity is gone. The plug was pulled. No mojo or voodoo
might make the computor light at night no mere words will power up
the lighted portal to the World Wide Web pc. Please do not shake dem
bones at mee. No mojo voodoo at the eye. Just check your internet
connections at the source root find a wall socket near your outlet
bear some fruit plug in your market what a guy. Instructions come now
with your jewelry how to plug into your pc. Mojovoodoopc.

Judgeknot

Judgeknot

“I
care very little if I am judged by you or by any human court; indeed,
I
do not even judge myself. 4 My conscience is clear, but that
does not make
me innocent. It is the Lord who judges me. 5
Therefore judge nothing
before the appointed time; wait till the
Lord comes. He will bring to
light what is hidden in darkness and
will expose the motives of men's
hearts. At that time each will
receive his praise from God.” [1 Cor 4:3-5]

Perhaps
all anyone can do that is acceptable is to say JESUS. To refrain then
from casting stones. Eye carry a bible not a gun a pack of food upon
the back of anyone that cares to eat and listen to the eye refrain.
The early Christians walked among men not wielding swords but loaves
and fishes. Perhaps we have been fooled by the picture of Saint Peter
with that separated ear lobe of that guard. Eye even saw him carry a
large club and a net full of fishes on the other side he walked with
walking stick like Moses. He carried some tough love. Perhaps he only
nudged the wolves away from carried fish found drying in the sun. Who
is gonna steal the Egypt bag and all the old sandwiches eye can no
longer give away or eat it is safe with eye. Eye am the victum of a
lot of beatings no one can say that eye am Rodney and yet eye am a
white. Man; what fun it is to watch the faces as they actually smile
at what they done it irks me and justifies the wrong. Nothing eye
have ever said or done can actually deserve the things twere done to
eye. Perhaps if they succeeded in the mindlessness they have inside
there hearts and minds in the alcoholic inebriated stone they call a
heart. Beat up by a whiskey drunk he grinned he smiled so evil of a
face. It is zeroxed in mye brain never to be forgot offsetting even
boy’s intent on beating up old men and Mexicans. They must have
been messed up and high on drugs and drink. They even smoke the left
handed stuff. They gang the strength is not the hand but many of them
joined. Remove a member they soon just get another. Eye feel like eye
have let down the members of the humans racing to the end of time
because eye did not kill them each and every one of them three
gangers dead eye suppose it will always haunt mye heart that eye did
live to tell it. But that is as it maybe. Perhaps all anyone can do
that is acceptable is to say JESUS. “I care very little
if I am judged by you or by any human court; indeed, I
do not even
judge myself. 4 My conscience is clear, but that does not make
me
innocent. It is the Lord who judges me. 5 Therefore judge
nothing
before the appointed time; wait till the Lord comes. He
will bring to
light what is hidden in darkness and will expose the
motives of men's
hearts. At that time each will receive his praise
from God.” [1 Cor 4:3-5]

CharlaXDarwinianDay

CharlaXDarwinianDay

A
golfer is potting on the greens. His first pot is north for 10
meters. His Second attempt at potting is south of west at Two meters
and 25 degrees left of center field. His final pot travels east of
south at half a meter and sixty degrees to the potting hole. What is
the distance traveled by the potting ball the magnitude and the
direction of the overall Darwinian assessment. Who cares is it a
Birthday with Cake? This is mye rendition of Darwins Beagle. Woof
woofer woof woof weoof. Weooeeooof. Beouf. Let them eat cake. Let
Beagle eat beef. Or Alpo in a can let him out. Let him run and try to
get away from that Beagle in the way. February
12, 2009 Author: charlax7 Happy Birthday Darwin Happy Birthday
Darwin
Monkey´s See Monkey´s Do Not
The monkeys
and the addresses
Placing 100 monkeys inside the computer room
and letting them type the sound of the keyboards is deafening making
a poor noise of institutionalistical importance. The professor killed
himself he overdosed on his banana he gagged his throat and died.
They did not type the Gettysburg address they typed and typed and
this is what they typed they made it gibberish there is nothing much
a monkey types that a poet can ever use.

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My
coffee is a conglomerate no chocolate bytes just dark with just one
Cremer a coke eye add for later no ice. Activity will include a
attempt at winning a prize eye have decided to abstain from the
contest eye suppose in a bizarre effort to let a student win they
mostly need it the funding get it eye hope is goes for TopRaman®
and not four beers. MONKEY’s
love each other they groom each other’s fur or hair is what
that is they have this monkey’s hair its fur all over them. "I
would have to say that the belief in evolution is in a state of
terminal illness but its death will only be admitted by a new
generation of scientists whose minds have not been prejudiced by the
type of education now prevalent in the nation's public schools, an
education which starts with the belief that evolution has happened,
which interprets all evidence according to that faith and which
simply discards any evidence which cannot be fitted into the
evolutionary framework EVERYTHING that moves on
the computor is on the internet. The computor does not operate off
line there just is not a function for a no legged beast to find
unless it is the ether zone that funds it. Check again on program
funding. Finally as eye twist this CharlaX ending eye have to abstain
from Darwinism as mye religion as eye still believes in Jesus. The in
favor of the Creator and not to worship his creation or his creatures
poor old man as poet syndrome near the Astrodome of Sports no
differant rally than the old Roman Arena or Greek Display of Dearth
with love. Tell them CharlaX said this with a smile on this day of
the Darweenian Thursday Charles Birthday February
12, 2009. Quote”Prose is still Poetry” ed.note.ed. Ta Ta.

Wateruse

Wateruse

Non
potable water use is up in force especially in the desert climes and
areas near your areas. Students stand in sprinklers in the summer
especially girls especially drunks. That purple hair you see and
think it’s for the partee just may be natural causes. Tennis
shoes will shrink iff given enought time and tendencies to dry on
feet. Non cotton tees become three sizes too small on places already
challenged to be covered up. On the Golf Course the sprinklers sound
like chain machine guns going off usually on or about three a m the
water hits with a centrifugal force much similar to a cannon. The
Central Parks are on a timer and they can soak clear through several
layers and impediments like sleeping bags of non metallica. Near a
wall behind a hedge the thing goes off and suddenly unless you move
you will get wet. Perhaps a wineo will feel his pants and cry
thinking he has broken another bottle in his back pocket. Eye have
seen a bucket used. They toss it over head and hands to force a bum
up and out of areas not used for any other purpose but for games like
golf. He comes up sputtering and ready to flight. IN the larger
cities of the free they use water cannon to disperse crowds near
water fountains in the summer time the people wading near signs that
say no trespassing. The most bizarre thing to eye twold be the
Helicopter dropping 500 gallons near a fire and the campers getting
hit just think of bombing in the war. Think of all that water
cascading down ones head and landing on his feet. The layers of
clothing sucked away until the man is naked with a pile of clothes
laying at his feet for shame. Not rally knoeing just what hit me what
hit the eye. Water in the city drinking fountains is still free but
many never use it eye study the ones that frequently do. Wouldn’t
want to be ya. See ya. Wateruse.

EggFormer

EggFormer

The
chicken is the eggformer he works for the eggfarmer the females lay
the eggs go figure. Must be some sort of rule that JESUS made the
female carries the new life the male just carries seeds. The men that
make the chicken doops? hoops? No coops they are not criminals the
birds are limited brain waves and cases. The felony is a bit too
harsh the reason that the chickens need a place to lay is obvious to
most but the stubborn subordinates among the alpha males refuse to
conjugate the pristine lifer he is smarter than most men he decides
that Chickens should be free range hens. It would be nice but no one
could then mass produce the eggs for market it is hard to find a
Chicken nest for taking eggs they hide them wanting them to crack and
break the beak comes chipping out the shell is mostly gone and
fragile the bird inside alive they begin to squabble scritch and
scratch. Hidden in the prairie grassed. The conveyor system works
quite well the workers needed to be fast this lonesome android cannot
keep up with supply and them demanding women wanting love. The crates
of eggs are loaded on a truck the driver can choose to balk at hiring
helpers he is tough. Driving into blizzards with all those chicken
grizzards into four feet deep of snowing sleet and raining ice
suppose they get to market sometimes cracked and sometimes old. Those
white chickens that make those white eggs are always on the
production end of marketing. The brown eggs come from brown hens
laying well into the prairies. How they can fill up all them cases is
beyond the way eye think of masse production. Can ewe imagine how
many lifers it would take to fill the shelves at Gateway Market with
them free ranger chicken eggs? At least twelve a dozen of them. To
fill just one egg crate with product. Let the farmers have the
chicken houses filled with coops of chicken formers and with mothers.
Do not charge them now with felonies for having cramped cages and
harsh lights and poor conditions they have been like that sense 1899
its not abuse it’s not a criminal activity to bunch them layers
up where eggs can gather up. Eye will not be happy with eggs brown
and only three on one dozen layed in the Styrofoam case meant to hold
an even twelve of them. The price of eggs a dozen when limited to
three they overcharge me now what will it be when there is more
demand from dwindling product. What will we do on Easter Sunday for
the children in the park but set the kids out there at midnite and
say find them in the dark they are brown and quite well hidden.
Little Johnny will find the large white egg again down by the pond
and hurry home to have it taken from his hand and replaced down by
the water hope in love the duck can swim. Some of the children will
be crying even before the daylight comes at the smallness of the bird
eggs they have found in nesting places meant to be the hidden crowd.
The status quo is not meant to be changed by University Upcomers
teaching contradictions into law and reasoning and knowledge given
chickens when they everybody knoes they is plain dumb old birds not
meant to learn and happy with they lot a bottle of Perrier and a
place there to call home and love. Some chicken feed a light hanging
in the center of the loft and a hole down near the bottom of the cage
to let the eggs roll quickly onto moving belt conveying love to
market places crates then trucks then gone. Abuse eye have found none
of no harm no fowl no felon in the hoosegow. Let production stay and
free enterprise to marketing. Yay for capitalistic capitalism. Thank
you GOD for the EggFormer.

BonnGermany

BonnGermany

Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

Herr
Scribner was making a delivery and did not see the mourning paper the
idiot lost his glasses again and could not see a thing. They told him
the news expectantly but did not get a rise out of him. They were
very disappointed. He pulled his lenses that he hides for his extra
frame from the end table corner covered with Paper Mache but could
not find the frames and so he improvised he held one lens in his left
hand up to his left eye to simulate a monocle. He looked every bit
like a German Old Officer. Ingst Scribner was a survivor of the
Berlin Fall of Wall. Herr Ingst was smaller than most German men with
an anger in his heart to match the largest lion. They called him
Adolf when they called him. He was peering past his monocle at the
computor screen to study the website of Zappersunlimited.com. He
typed in the operational code into the Security box shown.
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
yes the number is also the PatentPending® from the Government.
The
Canal Grande is near the city of Bonn. They were not impressed with
the initial order of pipe. Ronald
Plence hurried to the Whos Who to look up Herr Ingst Scribner and
smiled when he saw the Four Stars near the index margin. This man was
filthy. He has lots of $p. A multi-billionaire. He okayed the
delivery surely they would not attempt to dump the silver bars into
the canal they were only at the beginning. Herr Ingst sent an email
to President THOMMAS Whirly.
“Whirly”ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
CobaltBlueT.M.@=93Whirly=94
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot=20Trademark@PIPET.M. @ He (INGST)
said “we will soon begin the Air dropps of the the PIPE.T.M.
pipe@T.M
and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf
pipeglue.”We plan on hitting the canal with the pipeline and
then on to the German Ocean. Send me the blue purple box. Arrears to
Ingles Street Road, Bonn Germany. That is all. They put the
Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater box onto the Lithuania Airlines
at LaGuardia Airport quite near the Government offices they got the
PatentPending® from. It went from the Bonn Airport by Limousine
Delivery to the Ingles Street Road. There was four workers in the
back of the Limo they were half tanked with the free drinks but
managed to hook up the The AcmeLighteningRodT.M. @ to the
CobaltBlue.Box. Herr Ingst insisted on turning on the green light and
adding the brown substance into the one sided mechanism. The four
workers all fell into the Limo and left. Oh Yuck. The pipeline was
not finished and so the silver bar fell out near the Ristorante
Grande Canal. A Freshman in a green sweater picked it up he still has
it for a paperwaiter. The entire project took 7Seven years to
completion. When it was over Ingst was remarking to everyone
assembled that the CobaltBlueandPurpleBox was now operational and the
entire projection was only a little over projected cost. The double
pipeline had been his idea from the start one was to the North Sea
(the German Ocean) the other went into the Indian Ocean to the south
of Bonn, Germany. At a cost of Thirteen Million P$. They had to put a
ramp at both ends of the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M
so they called Floridian Easements Programs Online Help and Aid
Offices. They sent us TWO THERAMP@T.M. from Floatsom and Jetsome
Industries near Tallahassee. Both finishing Company at each ending of
the pipeline near the Ocean floor nearest unto Bonn, Germany ran the
pipes up onto the ramp and stopped not dropping them into the water
at all so that when Ingst turned on the green light the steam from
the Indian Ocean Pipe caused the Lighthouses for Ocean Going Vessels
to be built for fog control and the other pipeline to the German
Ocean (North Leader Sea) stopped dead center of the ramp so that the
silver bars just piled up in a never ending pile of prosperity. Just
take a look at this aerial photograph at how the beach front was so
polluted. Perhaps someday they will even clean it up. It builds up
with each and every single silver bar that dropps. A monument to self
aggrandizement. Emminatingly all the way out there from Bonn,
Germany. From a little BlueandPurpleCobalt Box. The greatest
invention of the universe the Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater.
Purchased for use by Herr Ingst Scribner. From Zappersunlimited.com.

TheStork

TheStork

Old
Wives Tales and other memorabilia The Stork was failing her wings
were weighted in the storm she made a wrong turn over Arkansas. She
was supposed to be at New York. Or anywhere rich people should be
born. The CharlaX baby was heavy to the stork she decided to drop him
in a very small town with others of his kind. But they were poor not
like the rich people he should have been taken to at all. She found a
mother full of love. She was so nice. An alien for earth. A fallen
Martyr for her Jesus God her worth untold. The duck hunter shot the
stork soon after she delivered eye to earth. Stuff happens.
65% Oxygen 18% Carbon 10% Hydrogen 3% Nitrogen 1.5% Calcium 1%
Phosphorous 0.35% Potassium 0.25% Sulfur 0.15% Sodium 0.15% Chlorine
0.05% Magnesium 0.0004% Iron 0.00004% Iodine about $4.50p up some
from when eye was a child of GOD. A child of Jesus now. Eye can place
mye life into stages. Child. Devil. Man. Child up to the age of
consent. Devil after that drunk and full of lusting. Until the age of
49 a man was born in a desert clime. Eye always figured that stork
got just what she deserved perhaps some poor people out camping in
the city dump returned the meat to GOD they must have had a feast on
that one bird. Perhaps she left a nest with hatchlings and a Stork
came near enought to imprint upon the little eggs the needed mother
love. Endangered as they aer in the wilderness the Stork is very
rare. The Stork that bore me did not die in veins but left replicas
of her love they reared up fine. From egg to flying wing. A mother’s
love will grow and win and live. Even iff raised in the wild and
poor. TheStork.

Mickey

Mickey

The
Russians Got Minnie. There was this story could have been a magazine
eye liked Fantasy and Science Fiction not necessarily a hard cover
book ewe understand the eye about the Mickey Mouse materialized a
Giant sized Statue appeared the size of the Empire State Building and
invaded the Air Space of New York City. They sent the Army and they
could not make a mark upon this thing it just was there and so they
were afraid. The Author namme escaped me perhaps was Azimov perhaps
not perhaps was Heinlein but mabe not. Eye got a major headache just
from try to look this up online. And so eye will reinvent the story
CharlaX Style apology now to the real Author of the Mickey. Mickey
was not happy the jets came and hit him hard the missiles fell like
bombs from the jets they hit his eye several times they were looking
for cracks in his armour eye suppose it felt like dust might in a
human eye. He did not wave his white gloved hand or grin. He was
impervious or mabe just moving slow in our time frame not seeming to
move at all an alien. The reason the Army was mad and trying to hit
this thing was all the Airline Jets that slammed into death because
he was in the way of LaGuardia there. They simply cannot understand
anything they can not destroy they aer still and ever such little
boys. They sent another jet flight crew they came in low
concentrating on one booty. They gave Mickey a hot foot. Some General
Doohickey decided the thing was a nemesis and ordered the Atomic Bomb
to go up and off they escorted him out and off the property of the
Pentagon he is gone. But they saluted him for his glory and thoughts.
He was a real lifer. A Dinosaurian yes there is still a few of them
left. His heart was red white and blue. Nothing else happened and so
they were ordered to reroute the air traffic controllers were
bouncing around in that room. You knoe the one they always show in
the movies with all the glass windows to see out to the tarmac and
all you can see to this day is the ears of the Mickey. Then came the
solemn announcement we checked with the rest of the world to see what
else was going on and this is what we found. On a yellow memo large
square stick it note stuck to the window of LaGuardia Airport Control
is this note. “The Russians Have Minnie”. End Quote.

CharlaXNudeReview

CharlaXNudeReview

Iff
ewe read a charlax poem just one of them ewe never have to read
another one they aer all the same poem he just rearranges all the
letters on the page. The same old tired adjectives the descriptive
nouns all those hurried and misspelled adverbs. And those verbs why
the very idea of verbs seems foreign to this guy. It
may seem to ewe that eye make the same poem over into another and
yet
eye challenge yew to check them out each one is differant
although the theme may fool you all they become the newest thing the
best part of charlax is his prose ...the mixed up gerbils in our
cages look down at charlax poems and do there business. A burp is
just a burp a sigh is just a sigh a kis is just for ewe. A burp
becomes a belch when there is more than one of them in a row. They
are small so they have to stick together. When it is silent in the
room it comes out loud. No one turns to look the silent is defining.
Eye bet you thought he was gonna say the silence was deafening. IM
not gonna. Ya can’t make me nyah nyah nyah so there. As eye lay
in the storm with the cover getting wet eye let myself a dream and
dreamed of ewe. Wet the rain wet the bed wet the bags and head but
dry the charlax prose. Perhaps you looked into this idea and froze
the ice thawing slowly from your nose the entire surface of the
planet encased in air. Just remember this and never forget the length
of an Elephant nose is always three times the length of his ear. In
Africa not In India. The ones with the larger ears. African
Elephants. Always dark gray in color with white ivory tusks. The hide
the ear and the trunks. Made in China stamped on the inside of the
ears with a hoopdy. And the tattoo on the shoulder of the ham says
Samsonite. Ham African Elephant. He lives in Idaho. Just testing ewe
to see iff ewe was listening.

ProffPositive

ProffPositive

ProffPositive.
TO catch a thief reddhanded is not the only way to nab a purloin
felon after the fact is they seldom get caught or walk into webs of
polite society intendors. Like Heroine addict most people under
assumption suppose they hunt for a new vein to get the drug but no
they simply use the same old same old. It’s inevitable as the
only supplier to the heart the mainline art of deception continues
let the eye decide the fate of thief and rather quickly like a poor
man’s Sherlock. Here is the positive proof the boy had the
golden goblet stuffed in his cornet sack. The tube slide of the
trumpet was slippery when wet it fell into the crack between the corn
on ear it blared so balefully it gave me goose pimples each one
looking like a zither accompaniment. A tomatoe sliding two small
slices of pickle and three grommets. ProffPositive. The only other
come up with is the factor of proven guilt surmised and blamed.
ProffPositive. When someone drops a cell phone and it thumps on floor
the little nanobots inside have to crawl back onto there connections.
When someone is captured and they have no stolen goods we can surmise
them guilty in this way. He was at the scene of the crime. Eye saw
them staring at the fire so arsenio is the name of them the arsonists
to blame. Immediately they turn the table over and upside frown down
at eye have trouble when they say what were you doing there why what
were you doing in that area. He is guilty by abandonment. He has
matches in his pocket and he does no smoke. Not guilty by reason of
insanity. He does not drink. He is guilty just look at that smile
upon his face he is the jester thorny crown in place we think he is
the worst person on the world. Three doors down the underneath the
steps is where he lay. Eye solved the crime the girl is guilty. Why
me Aieeee. The lock is so onesided the numbers bent and hard to turn
the chain too shortened will not reach the length of days decided
could be added only iff the betterment is necessary to the free
flowing crinkle paper laden with non stick ink. We put people like
that under the jail is what they say to eye. Perhaps the bitter
boredom of refreshments will cause the ending of this ProffPositive
tie. Iff anyone doth ever ask me why eye wrote this ending so
ambiguous eye sigh and tell them it was only to kill time. So
ProffPositive.

Caught

Caught

Inviable
sitting in the front room not moving not stealing food or even
searching in the clothing closets full just waiting for the Sherriff
office to come pick me up a fool in sheep’s lining in mye tummy
nothing eaten now for days eye search mye mind for reasons now to
find the mental illness has progressed to such extant eye move and
breathe and walk but seldom need to eat a leper in mye thoughts. The
Sherriff was a kind man not given too much thought of punishment once
behind the bars the inmates gamboled for mye love. They arrested me
for trespass even though eye did no break and enter eye keep telling
them the door was open eye can not stay to supper why can’t you
just let me stay now here. The County took almost 47 days of life for
only a few hours of pretend. The windows of the cabin were so nice
the view a myriad of pines. Hills seeming on forever all green with
Sumerian vice. Narcissi pools of ice near GOD and clouds were
touching ground not meant to be so high in elevated trancheons.
Stones being formed from particles eye could see the sand turning
into glass and then to sandimants and then to rock. Rocks are alive
they are creatures formed of the Spirit of GOD. Eye got caught
resting from the labor of looking at the world with foolish thoughts
and eyes not yet tuned to the beyond.
caught666money666money666money666money666money666monkey666 some rich
some poor poor ignored poor taken with theft bereft of property they
wept rich spoil the door of poor they crept thieving stealing smiling
adding bagging carpetbagging attacking places of the poor ignore the
needy poor. Annoying chewing at the edges of the mind taking away the
heart of love leaving behind a smeared pile of hate in place of love.
Freedom on the tarmac to die. At least to be replaced. People of the
masses enter in the stores nothing on the shelves nothing on the
walls. Stop stealing and panhandling stop taking and the killing
stop. Put the Genie back into the bottle use the cork. Stealing Snow
white kisses as eye watch my purple sky flying over me eye weep and
hiss and moan and try to cry the tears have turned to stone.

Suffered

Suffered

Ewe
should have been here when it was not working. All the sad faces and
even the quick fixes on the MACS there was no internet. We cried
inwardly we cried. So many grown men deciding how to face a Saturday
with no mouse to click. No screen to fill with address bars and email
promises of love. NO yahoo or Mickey Mouse® to entertain us. NO
scrabble blasted. Eye sat here ici and silently mouthed more soma
bring to us more soma. This largely theater turned from computor into
television is how most people use it the gamers actually at least are
interaction and action figures. Related to rich pipers who recline on
sofas playing out there love on bags of air turned into mournful
tones. Eye love to write in phrases and phragments. Literary geniuses
lose a lot in following adherently to strict form and depiction of
the colors blue rhymes with work crew. Eye searched a diligent area
certain of mye love and heart but nothing worked until eye found a
separate place to start my world was blue and dark. Just because a
person can do something is not the same as that they should be doing
it. Keep in mind the truth and the consequentions of your actions.
Lost in place eye soon began to indicate my webspace the poetry place
soon opened to so surprised the eye. The saved web site URL soon
opened to a cascade of screen icons. The day was saved the Mouse
Mickey on the screen as backdropped added to the luxury of gmail open
saysme. Just like the rollback figure at Wal-Mart the half back
nickel back in change from the quarter back at half back. Wait.
Wordplay. Too early on a Saturday too many back. The burden of a
world gone mad the end is just destruction no wonder we are in need
of entertainment. How we suffered. What makes this day unique is not
the answer but is not the question forwarded to those who wait
intact. Ewe should have been here when it was not working.

PoeticalPomP[1]

PoeticalPomP

There
is rules for some forms of poetry like the number of syllables in a
word or the number of lines in a style of poem and yet when a person
becomes a poet writer he can bend and yes break them all he tosses
them on salads of green lettuce pray. Pomp is soon divided into
subgroups today. Haiku snafu. This is when a non Japenese writer
makes a stab at the quick kill missing the the art of the seven five
five. In the Scholastically approved version.

The
drummer is drumming.

The
drum is a drum.

The
drummer is dunning.

This
is 6 5 6. Not a true Haiku and the poet neglected the color of the
drum. Lettuce try again.

The
drummer is drumming blue.

The
drum is a blue.

The
drummer is drumming noncollectively.

This
is now 7 5 11 not an acceptable table. The last word could rhyme with
but does not have to the poet used too many syllables and did not
rhyme his collectifier. Try again.

The
Cowboy rode into Dodge.

The
Horse was Friday.

This
joke is older than dirt.

Lettuce
overs.

The
Horse Friday limps left. (Seven)

Leaving
on Friday (Five)

The
brown roan carries Cowboy. (Seven)

Notice
that this attempt at humour is becoming better but has no purpose for
the instruction of the Haiku the poet just has nothing better to do
on this Friday eye bounce in the saddle and want. Here is the polish
version.

Friday
carries Cowboy home

Friday
the brown roan

Cowboy
miss stirrup pommel.

Bill Gates

Bill
Gates

MSN
paroday

Eye
am the owner of lower manhatterhorn island. The gulls swoop and hide
from the bats they cave inn the side of the gulls home. Have you ever
seen Jonathon Sea Gull. Eye am one of the wealthiest philanthropists
long past the age of living. Eye am William Gates the owner of
MSN.com yahoo is a pity. The field tester for Midrosoft Seagull
Notions. We here at MidrosoftSeagullNotions.com think yahoo is a
pitty place. At Midrosoft Coporation we put seagull’s needs
ahead of all our own. We sit on the beach day after night when day
comes we fight the torpid slumber long into the day we play like we
are god with numbers on our heads and hands so full of love. The
Little Freanch Market on the corner sells the bread combs that
seagulls love. Eye combover head and bread in hand for gulls’
romance they preen and prance and float in breeze to eat the combs of
love. Eye sat on the park bench not moving very still when my buddy
he is lazy catty he went like a siren and they scatted all over the
pavement then one flew up into mye arms eye petted it like dove so
soft like Midrosoft. Well folkd this is about all iff eye have to
explain to yew that this is a paroday of Bill Gates and Microsoft you
need to get your glasses prescription filled. JSeagull@yahoo.com

Hardcorpes

Hardcorpes

This
is not a defense for Madd Maxx. In fact eye think he is getting just
a taste of what he deserves. Four years of Federal Time fun in the
shower drop your soap look around at BUBBA. Smile it could be worse
there are fighting men in this country that do not think it a waste
of ammunition to off the likes of California Queens like Maxx. He is
lucky to be alive the things he does to little girls eye wonder that
he is still alive. Perhaps he is the little girl now. For BUBBA. June
6 2008 Yesterday, a federal District Court jury in Tampa, Florida
convicted "Max Hardcore," a California based pornographer,
of 10 counts of distributing obscene materials. Yayness. Eye am
looking on the web for the place of incarceration. TAMPA - Max
Hardcore wants to go to Vegas before he goes to prison. Paul Little,
also known as Max Hardcore, has been ordered to report to a federal
prison in Los Angeles on Jan. 29 to begin serving a 46-month prison
sentence he received in federal court here in October. Little, who
lives in California, was convicted by a Tampa federal jury of 10
obscenity charges for adult videos he made, starred in and sold over
the Internet and through the mail. A judge allowed him to remain free
on bail and surrender to federal marshals once a prison is
designated. Under the terms of his bail, Little cannot travel without
permission of the court. His attorneys filed a motion today asking
that he be given permission to drive to the Adult Entertainment Expo,
starting tomorrow and running until Sunday. The motion describes the
expo as the annual trade show for the adult entertainment industry,
which Little has attended for the past 15 years. "The defendant
is need to so to complete transactions with other members of the
adult entertainment business that would allow him to have the
financial ability and arrangements to pay the $75,000.00 corporate
fine and to otherwise secure his financial matters while he is away
serving his sentence," the motion states. A federal prosecutor
was notified and didn’t object to the request, according to the
motion. This is business as usual with the Government money is god
mammon and this explains a man like MAX operation a business of rear
freaks and solid plantations. The only thing that could make this
better is for him to die in prison before he gets released. Or even
better yet to convert him to religion. Then release him back into the
Society yelling Jesus is a freak on every freeway ramp holding up a
sign that’s says feed this tramp. Seventyfivethousandp is a lot
of money when the pants you are wearing have no pocket and the color
is a pale orange or even pink eye hope they give him those bizarre
pink underwear the county inmates wear. Looks
like Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio has come up with the cure for
SIC(MADD MAXX) addiction to jail. The hip-hop star and repeat
offender, like all of Arpaio's other inmates in the Maricopa county
jail, must wear pink t-shirts, underwear and socks. The girlie
wardrobe colors caught SIC(MADD MAXX) by surprise. "This is
ridiculous, this is disrespectful,” SIC (MADD MAXX) said with a
sarcastic laugh during an interview
with LA PRISON inmate. "Why the pink?" Arpaio told Friends
he has had the pink policy in place for 10 years with success. He
said the inmates were stealing the white underwear so he dyed them
pink. Madd Maxx
Hardcorpes career spanned some 70 years in the entertainment industry
and he became famous in film, radio, television, and live theater and
rodeo performances. He recorded and wrote hundreds of songs; he was
the most successful singing cowboy, completing 93 movies and starring
in 91 television productions. Madd Maxx Hardcorpes was ranked among
the most celebrated film stars and for years was considered to be the
most popular Western film actor.
Can you say Madd Maxx Boys and
girls? Wont yew be mye neighbor? Bubba Tractor. USMC. Warp Factor
One.

Cell
Block C LA Prison Hardcorpes Division.

ChildlikeUsers

ChildlikeUsers®

The reason for a locked cokkie jar the locks on weapons cabinets the limits to a crawl space the hidden keys on bricks recesses and the under rubber mats the user types the letter number combinations just to send his email letters let me tell you why. The brains behind the internet must be robotic with an attitude at humans they pick on the adults that do not measure up not aces not the top percentile but the average grade c middle of the road bums. Childlike users. There is a person his namme is person or mabe Pearson. Parsons. Let’s call him Jake. Jake Parsons was watching too much television he was eating brand namme food snacks like JREweing™® Jerky in a 53 pound bag. He gets the off brands sold only on the internet. They make Lassie® Potatoe Chips two toned brown and russet in a 150 pound bag. He once bought some Casper® MarshMallows in bulk.  He is a child like user. The Mallow got hard but he eats around it the Marsh comes off in his mouth. Mr.Peanut® Brand simulates death in the hand get your mold and mildew spamonella also. They made SupermanCandy™ it was so Rock hard no one could use it and the BatmanFudgies® just would not be utilized Jake Parsons carried them around on his utilizery belt and flung them at everyone like tiny battarangs. The cake they make for parties in the park gets hard as stone after just one hour left alone. MacarthurPark® cake is marbled. Rialto®PoppedCorn™ was the only one that would not work as well as JiffyLube® they had a chocolate surprise you drank it from a can it stimulated motor oil. There was really BugsBunny® Carrots. 2 1/2 c. fresh carrots, shredded 1/2 c. fresh fennel, shredded

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The Poltergeist Hat

 The
Poltergeist Hat

The
Poltergeist HAT

The
security guard approached the darkenness he could FEEL the Indian
ghost walking up behind him. He knoes all the stories how the burial
mounds are rising up in the other world in the darkenness
And the
ghosts walk and just leave messages to the living and the dead ones
the message is this the HAT
He is a largesse man a man among men
no slouch at all
His legs are made of steel like muscles and no
fear was ever in his eyes and eye believed his story because of the
HAT the one upon his head was a wool cap pulled hastily no doubt from
his knapsack bag to replace the one the ghost took from him so very
RUDELY.
Here is this mans story there was a tug not so gentle
upon my prow
My brow was soon exposed to air and indignation as
eye fled the theater to resign myself to the long bus ride and now
the cap from bag to keep my head warm is causing me to remember the
reason that eye fled the ghost is dead and gone how did that dead
Indian do that how did he get my hat? The Hat is hanging in plain
site on a rope above the melancholy hope of all the dancers of the
wind
Eye am glad that Indian Ghost did not want my coat or shirt
or pants just teaching me a lesson making me afraid of ghosts and
legions of the darkenness The Poltergeist HAT Explain

There
he was on the Bus Sun Tran eye did not write his namme or his company
namme so that the public would not throng the man. His story was to
the driver eye only caught some of the phrases about Indian Burial
Mounds long thought forgotten under the new buildings he was
guarding. The Hat was taken from him by a physical force not the wind
inside a theater not a gang of boys with pranks the way the man
looked in his eyes face to face and the wool cap on an otherwise
dressed Pinkerton gave me pause to collect his permission to write
the poem. He said the Hat was taken when he Searched all about the
place it was swinging from a rope above his head in plain sight of
any vision of the night. He did not waste time in a useless search of
the area but called it a night grabbed his wool cap from his bag and
went directly to the bus. He told me the Indian Ghost took the hat.
And eye believed him eye looked at his legs the steel like sinews of
his muscles told me he was not given to fear or other problems that
lesser men might have had. The Poltergeist Hat.

ReplacementParts

ReplacementParts

Most
institutions are run by robot functions the people doing work under
orders from above or even down below the lowest rung could be the
hierarchy. They place a ladder taking burnt out bulbs replacing them
with new ones bought with purchase orders the money comes to others
not seen by workers or even admin. The Funding covers costs is what
they always say. Perhaps the limits of a place will soon be reached
the ladder of success burnt out the bulbs no longer needed the doors
open and no one comes out the candles burning now at both ends the
wicked dancing in the dark. The electricity of Mother Bell is killing
all the money eating funding living well. We tracked old Speedy down
that lightening bolted fast here is what he said to me my Kingdom was
divided some when people turned from Demon Rum and flipped the
switches less and less they pay with funding in reserve. They use the
limits of the paid in full they borrow time they refuel the barrels
they sign the dotted lines and so eye have faded over time. The
lending institutions of the pre millennium have died. Well aware that
public people are a nuisance to those who work and money ever god has
come to represent the worth of every person. How can even one student
eat without a lot of $p upon his card. Eye still believe that there
are poorer students not even telling anyone there fate they would be
instituted out to medical discharge. They bought 1ooo boxes of Yummy
Soup the kind that has the prepackaged noodles and the flavor in the
pouches. We can live forever now not skipping any peanuts off our
noses skipping classes calling parents please send me more money for
mye card. There is a game day next Tuesday and eye and roomey will be
the laughingstock of TerryTown without some money. The girls wont
kiss us called us noodle breath and ran away again what is the money
worth to you mom and pops your lives is over ours is just begun. Life
is just a giant oyster eye am gonna shuck it some. We could not do
our homework in the dorm the lights all burned out again the computer
screen looks differant now by candlelight. They must have spent the
funding for the cafeteria tray time that we loved just for all the
replacement parts.

Neoteric

Neoteric

Neoteric is a space age term for more money syndrome but you will not always have yuppies to buy new toys the powers that be have decided to make Earth into a war zone turning fertile crescent valleys rich in sentiments back into destructive barb wire fences. So many buildings warped on the side to let in elements of ice and snow and rain and things that crawl in the night to bite. Sounds of silent jets streaming missiles flew away so fast no sound is heard the jagged twisted metal come aparts hit the building sides tearing large sofa like holes and leaving some deaths. Because of race or location area or face. What was once a place to stay a kitchenette where people eat the things they find growing in the field perhaps some corn and rice and even beans displays a geometric force and lays wide open for the cormorant and fowl the owl and even wolves to desecrate the places people used to live now military targets. Perhaps this is a waste of time no shame will come to them that drop the bombs and yet the poet writes he cries and weeps the printed page is red with drops of blood from eye forehead and mye right hand the number hard to read again. Eye ran out of printers ink we took our blood added to the water from the sinking houses found in demilitarized zones all torn and shapelessness helpless we become to end the hostilities. Eye have people alive and living on this earth friends eye met when eye was in the Army and away at homeless after. Who has the power to stop this madness find Parliament the President the Beast encased in Armour for eye would kiss a wizard to keep the bombs again from falling in the neoteric spaces where only memories exist of life. Please think of eye and cry. Then stand down again for peace and neoteric.

Nobreathing

Nobreathing

We
here at CapitolCollageOnlineWeb.Org.Com.Net@web.tr.com
ask for anyone to join our website. This includes Andiron Andriods
Aliens of all kinds Robots from the Asteroid Belt. No breathing is
allowed we do not take humans on our courses they are annoying us and
get the questions answers wrong. We make exceptions for the
Artificial Intelligence of the Android Systems such as Andiron Binary
One. This is only an ensample. Only CharlaXAndroidOneSeven has ever
completed and graduated all our online courses. What a man. He does
breathe like a human and simulates the other human organ functions
why eye even heard that he can write. Poems. The Robots using the
lower tiers recommend adding breathing boxes to the computers there
so they can act like the charlax. They all simply love him. The Admin
overseeers do not function they simply exist inside the cubicals
assigned them. The humans in this area do not ever understand the
omitted lectern and so they show a limited function. Students of
anatomy autonomous behavior is scandalous both in public and behind
clothed doors. Sir Thomas of the Covenant of the Unbelievers written
in the Hall of famous. His foot printed in the cement lining on the
walk way. The Robot was so intent on catching a ride on the freeway
ramp he stepped in fresh cement it went up over his boot top and then
backed down. The bus in the city swallows people it eats them alive
and then undigested simply regurgitates them to a different landing
place they fall off the bus leaning suddenly one way this way then
that way careening drunkenly at midnite trying to find the Chicago
bar and meat packing company. The Robots have been eating the meat
from the ribs and leaving the bones for the Androids again. There is
people dressed up pretending to be students so they can use computors
in the information commons but they are not students or human they
are android simulations all of them are just a poor imitation of the
eye. We are a Profit oriented Company listed with the Forbes 4ooo
only interested in our online bank accounts. Nobreathing.