Sunday, November 30, 2008

The Invisible Email


The
Invisible Email


Spam
Or Massage Er Message


They
can not see it or feel it but everyone knoes its there in the inbox
when you are trying to move every thing quickly and oh so tired at
the end of mye day you hurry up and then you notice too many glitches
there seems like something in the way. Eye emale every one an
invisible email at the end of mye day. It’s not xxx rated or
anything bad after all eye have a PG rated website and there are
children in Dads inbox gleefully attempting fate moving and losing
all his emails in the fun of end of day. Some stolid scholars have
only numbers on there folders 1 into the 99 kind. They may find that
all the numbers on this day are just the same one over and over until
madness almost strikes the clay frame of the house is made in images
of Zen the lady and the man with many children wins the Homeric
bronze statues of limitations within the inbox you begin to see a
pattern there is one email that is absent it is the only one eye
sent. It is quite invisible it slips in between the others into each
and every line particale and crack. It simply says “eye am
tired dear eye want you to massage my back.” Or quite simply
once again it says “Eye am tired dear and eye want you to
message me back.” You must decide quickly now the day is
draining light away from fixtures in the ceilings everywhen the light
is failing and the darkness draws too close and the emails miss the
folders they were marked for. Eye meant no harm just an Alien at work
just making one last try at reaching hearts. Please love your
children more than you love the computer that you all treat like god.
Instead of snapping at the little creatures try understanding what
it’s like to want to grow up to be Daddy in a single night. And
to be like Mother type type type. They get tired before they mess the
inbox up you can still thank me for this for every other message in
the blankness spaces still says this inbetween the emails in your
inbox it says this “Eye am tired and the children need a kiss
and off to bed to rest every now and then you can see this message
now and then in between the lines inside your inbox in the night.



CharlaXJournals


CharlaXJournals


Money
Miracles


I
had a good five a new one one with the colors and the FIVE5 on the
back a super looking color mabe Purple or even black. The new Ten has
a Big 10 in the corner and colors on the front but the 10 on the back
is green or even black. A new bill or an old one but eye hesitated to
cash it as new money or old money is hard to get and keep it eye then
searched for diligence in mye pocket only to find none as eye did not
seem to have the one dollar bill needed for the bus SUN TRAN. So as
eye was walking 2 Wal-Mart with mye Pea Brain affixed to mye problem
eye found an old style FIVE5$$$$$dollarsbill. Now transformed and
renewed as to just what eye should do. WE pause now for a station
break news at eleven was postponed until ONE p.m. NEWS FLASH. FLASH.
All the news that’s printed. The idea of spending this new find
got me two cups of coffee at the senior discount price only one
dollar was needed for the Sun Tran Bus Ride. Eye still have the JUST
in case eye need it transfer in mye wallet. My only problem today at
all was a man a devil a boy on the bus he acted so tough and tough
guy in the lieberry he has tattoos on his tattoos he is so billy goat
gruff pretending to be a student but eye knoe that he is not he is
just doing time high on some sort of drug much a larger body man than
me why he could even beat me up butt he was talking to himself upon
this Sunday mourning Bus Ride he was saying things at me or that is
what my Super Hearing indicated this is why eye wear that Bog Red S
upon mye chest. Eye got off the bus expecting him to follow eye was
preparing for a fight eye have been the recipient of many times but
no he dissed me and stayed on the nice warm bus ride. Such punches
but instead eye gathered food for several days of lunches my duffle
is so heavy eye can barely lift it up it’s a blessing on my
poor house intended to be seem. NOW gentile reader ewe decide this is
what eye said out loud on the bus ride to NO one in particular a man
is speaking out loud UNLESS he has a cell phone ON he is just talking
to himself. He must be insane or on his many kind of drug there is
lots of crazies inn this place. NOW almost eye am inside the lieberry
on this Sunday before Lunch. More News At Eleven. @ 11:A.M.






Saturday, November 29, 2008

CharlaXJournals


CharlaXJournals


Turkey2008Day


Page
I


Up
late eye slept in the rainshelter in the field. My new boots are way
too large for mee they won’t mold to my feet. The boots are too
huge or my feet too small. It rained on the way to the store eye used
a poncho to stay dry some more. Eye got three small cups from the
sample pot they make for the customers sake. Eye went to the carwash
but found nothing not a nickel or a dime. Eye stopped at Burger King
and opened up the dumpster doors they put some burger meat that has
been cooked and bread buns raw. NO pickles lettuce mayo just a naked
buns. So eye made TWO burgers that way dry for my breakfast treat.
Eye got one dollar forty six p from the pennie machine in FrYes
walked then to the Wil-Mot Avenue there is a bread place there eye
got one loaf so long. Eye went to the pennie fountain to look for
some change there was none. Eye have a bad cursing habit but eye do
try to stop it sometimes it just flies. A man pulled up alongside me
in front of eye he rolled down his window unhurriedly he pulled a
twenty dollars bill from a wallet full a nice car it was too. Eye
will deviate this postulate. Either it was a downgrade from one
hundread which is okay by me or an upgrade from the five he had
intended to give eye still okay by eye. Eye choose the latter why no
matter. But let me tell ewe that five $$$$$ would have made me happy
for it would have meant the bus ride and hide later. Eye saw the
falcone at the end of my day not once but twice he flew up to show me
his wings then sat in the tree until eye came out then he followed me
all around the field. Eye have decided not to tame him he will die in
freedom a wonderful part of GOD. A wonderful Bird he was to me
swooping near to let me see his wings and gliding up to tree. That
Falcone Hawke is a small piece of mye mended heart. For ewe has set
me free never to have a real heartache again at the hands of cruel
evil women. She has promised just to love me and eye believe her. Eye
went into FrYes Grocery Store and when eye left eye had bologna and
lots of Tonic water that eye like a lot. While eye was waiting for
the BUS a lady from the work came to go to home then people came from
the Church and gave to us some sacks with food and water some a gift
from GOD. We all said thankzx a lot and lots of Bless ewes all
around. It was nice a real Thanksgiving Day only one note of sadness
did eye see. Eye made several places in the field to stay dry out of
the rain and then eye got my old boots out of the dry wash where they
lay more nearly in my size of foot are they and then eye remembered
to pen this ode to Turkey Day in the alcove at the Church eye lay and
almost finished now, eye went to put this in an emale for the ewe but
wait perhaps Tomorrow will not work at all the time too short in the
Downtown one so the next day then at the Science Place eye love eye
have the money for the bus paid for by GOD.



Monday, November 24, 2008

CarrierBird


CarryherBird


Eye
told the daughter to tell the mother to put her cage up higher on the
ladder and open up the door and place a sprig of olive like the dove
carried on the Ark of Noah eye caught a pigeon in the park and fed
him with care near a sprig of olive in his lair he thinks that it is
home. He flew to close to homeless in the park wings fluttering in an
effort to depart the tender arms that caught and held the carrier of
my notes. Eye crafted a leg band that will not hurt the creature but
is secure to carry one small note of love to ewe for eye <3 ewe.
Eye climbed the Turtle Hill so far away from home and released the
Dove in the direction of her home with many coos and clicks eye told
him not to stop until he sees the cage upon the ladder there to land
inside beside the olive stick there bare and budding green and loving
he will find it never fear. The Jet Stream carries him. Upon the leg
of pigeon fast the note incased in a capsule made of glass stuck with
a Velcro’s fastener not a pin or cruel device but love hath
carried this my artifice to ewe. Upon the morrow eye expect to see
the Pigeon ici with her answer in the aurallet upon the pigeon leg
with no regret eye read the note it says simply I Luv U B OK. My
note to her was shorter saying EYE <3 EWE today.



Sunday, November 23, 2008

BlackGun


BlackGun


Eye
put grease in my holster so thin the leather squeaked and snapped the
tie down cut into my jeans and missed my leg the handle of the pistol
butt was angled up to fit my palming hand. The trigger was half cock
to let me decide eye can thumb the gun to make it spit or eye can put
the hammer down in just one click. Eye can spin the thing like a
Cowboy at a show but eye never did. Eye walked in the shadows with a
black gun tied. Eye let fate decide the devil and a break would tell
and then the gun fell from my hand. They buried me with that holster
on my hip the gun they tossed under a passing ship. One day the grave
was gone just empty like. The sheriff paused and swiped and wiped his
face was hot near the passing tide. He was afraid that eye would get
that black gun sometime. That man had sworn to see me dead but he was
scared when eye told him eye was coming again. The good lord and
Justice on my side. Eye jumped in the River and went for a swim in
the grim black water to look for the rim of a pistol grip. In the
murky fathoms it struck me to the quick that eye was not a human man
in this risen life thing. For the water was deep but eye did not need
to breathe as eye closed my palm on the handle of the black gun eye
began to sing. A life for a life a man is still a king. A long way to
Heaven when there is work to do. One man living in the killing that
he do. One man making one more try at the Justice of this life. You
see they shot me in the shadows without a sound of advice. No warning
it was just not fair. A rattlesnake rattles a little bit there in the
shadows before he bites. A Sherriff who is a bad man just steps a
little to the right and hides behind a barrel and then fights. He was
there standing near the spot where he saw me dive in. Eye stepped out
of the shadows and then stepped a little to the right and got behind
a barrel near the shoreline. Eye raised that black gun and then eye
shot him.



Apology Of Superman







Apology
Of Superman


Come
on you’se guys it’s not my fault that eye am a alien I’m
not from around here. Eye am an alien like ALF. So what? Eye have
super powers. Big Deal, my family was smart enought to find a planet
with a yellow sun to relocate me to a place with a Metropolis; A big
apple of a city with the only JOB someone like me could ever want ewe
see eh? Eye have this old typewriter in my office, and do lots of
reporting on Criminal Cases. Its true ewe eye was in a movie once
with The Three Stooges. The Atomic Bomb went off did not even muss my
hair not even touch the tuft that always hangs down in front, ewe can
not believe how many combs eye have broken trying to get that part
straight. Eye only had a cameo appearance. ® The Adventures Of
Superman was my best TV show. Once on my television show the
producers were inviting ridicule they were writing a part for me that
did not come out just write. My Super Suit got wet and stayed that
way for quite some time until later in the story it was somehow
suddenly back to normal. This Author of THIS story this viewer of
this segment of this Superman Adventure was actually astonished
galling at the screen the suit should have been impervious to water.
The real Superman would not have gotten wet at least not his Super
Suit itself is what eye always said. And let me just apologize now in
1953 they lacked the technology to edit out the WIRES that supported
me to make it look like eye was flying in your sky oh earthlings. Eye
do apologize.



Friday, November 21, 2008

The Angel Is A Star

Angels ThanX

The Angel Is A Star

A Prayer From a Prayer


Eye prayed and blessed the namme of GOD for those of you who do not knoe his namme he took from all the ones he has his namme is Jesus Christ for the Father must be Jesus and the Spirit of the Risen. As eye was praying eye heard the Devils arguing together they could attack me when eye lay for eye am weak involved in praying this is what they said of eye. He is a Saint. Eye heard this and then wondered why a sinners’ what eye am but saved in grace of namme the Holy namme of Jesus fame. Then eye got my miracle a Star came out from behind the sky just at the moment eye pressed my hands in the manner of a Holy Prayer. It must have been mye Angel there come out to see me to watch over eye believe in GOD above with Angels all the rest of it and even Heaven come. Today eye took some time to thankzx him once again just for the blessings of my table now eye challenge all mye readers of this Fabel please ewe just be thankfull this was a prayer from a Prayer.


Thursday, November 20, 2008

ReasonTooP


ReasonTooP


Somewhere
in small town America there will soon be a small boy about age 14. He
will go into the lieberry there and pray. He will ask the lieberrians
there for his favorite book and his favorite shelf and his favorite
Author there. They will have several copies of each installment of
the Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater saga of CharlaX. The Women
of the lieberry will ask the young man did you knoe he was homeless
when he wrote this. And the boy in hushed tones will smile at them
and say that's what makes it so grand a wonderful thing he is just
like Heinlein. Robert was CharlaX middle namme. You are so smart they
say to the boy and so cute. Remember this is the age of the computer
you can look this up and read it online. NO the boy said just give me
a quiet corner where eye can read these books just like he did at
Morrilton. When the eye was in a book page after page fell away until
eye was the boy on that Martian hill with the air supply so thin that
eye pulled off my helmet to let the girl live and stow a way on every
ship. The boy likes my Zappers story and the fact that old homeless
did good for his lady. Eye gave my heart to Jesus and then to ewe. To
keep me forever my soul and the body for love. The poetry and the
story a gift from above. Mye reason too p.












Wordss


Wordss


Chocopot


Eye
could wear prescription perscription glasses and look like all the
teachers that ewe ever had rolled up in eye. Eye could kiss you once
for every day on the calendar as you roll your eyes and use your
colander to make us lunch. Its neither antonym or synonym but
adjective inflection call it symellacrom. Local used as person He is
a local yokel. Local used as place. He IS local. He is a local in a
near locale. He is a locality of one a symellacrom. New word see
eh??? Symellacrom. Eye before see and a e eye oh ewe. HAHA what a
symellacrom sentence sentance. Y befor e eye los e a lot thy dropp
thy plop thy run and hid. Ant Aunt Ante Aunty. Jaunty was mye Aunty
til the Ant bit mye Aunty so she upped the Ante thinking Ant bite was
a sign an omen of the amen kind. She pulled in the pot. The lot. The
table top cried so near naked now. Put back the pot upon mye top the
table cried. It was covered. It was hot. It was a lot. Of pot. On
the table top. She drew another ace from the lace top upon her top
she tossed her cookies down and ate the lot. Aunty ante cookie for a
chip chocolate poker card. You can have some chocolot. A symellacrom
is chocolot. Leader of the Presidant President Line Leader Leader of
a Troop Leader of the Scout Leader of the Line without. Leader of the
class is Teacher of the class is lender of the books to nooks to
tabletops pots where Aunty lives with local teacher calendars’
and colanders of chocolot. Be glad mye gentile reader ewe did not see
mee typing chocopot a symellacrom not.



DoctorSolarandtheWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater


DoctorSolarandtheWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater


The
South of Franco was safe the church group had not bought another
Cobaltblueandpurple Box.
Dr. Raymond Solar was
in New York City when the Radiation Device he uses for possible
sources to replenish the powers of Doctor Solar went crazxy. He
immediately got into his super power suit he looked just like a Power
Ranger mabe the Red Ranger or even the blue one he went looking for
the Upper New York Harbor. He flew above the Statue of Liberty and
frowned down at the RUST colored stain in the water. Whoever layed
the
PiplineT.M.@inc
into the harbor is MAD they must be MAD he said. But eye will not
spend any more time chasing the pipeline to get them in trouble my
job is NU clear. Hahahhaha. A little Solar humouor ewe. He swept the
Harbor with a nuclear devices he had fashoined it himself from a
horde of pennies he had taken from a trash can uncertain how that
bank bag had gotten there perhaps just fallen from a Brinks Truck
passing by it happens every day in this big apple city ewe. He
laughed a little laugh and said those crokked guards will not get
This coin bag. He flexed his long blue fingers and inserted them into
the center of the coins and FUSSIONNED them. Then he Calvanized the
metal ball and dragged it behind him underthewater in the harbor they
went. The demagnetized dragging ball of steal and copper pennies now
excited by the solar powered fingers of “The Man OF The Atom”
following behind him Doctor Solar cleaned and cleared the water of
the New York Harbor that had been polluted with the silver plater
bars from the whirlyfrtizer box. Instinctively He did not follow the
pipeline to its source he had a feeling there was no Lethal Radiation
in the box he had no desire to waste his time all day in New York he
needed a real radiation source. Suddenly he saw the submarine of Orun
the Robot minion of that evil nemesis of mine Nuro the mastermind.
They had placed a large source of life-giving nuclear radiation into
the attached a bomb to the net there was no time to release the
Pennie Ball he used it instead he launched the thing into the net and
dragged the bomb up to the submarine just in time he ATE the
radiation to gain his Solar Green he needs his power as he swam up to
the surface he began to sing this song. Radiation is red on the new
found grid Radiation is blue when it’s used Radiation is Green
when it’s new on my skin Radiation is food in this millennium.
He was not ever a poet but just a superior heroe. He flew back up to
the Statue of Miz Liberty and he looked down at the COBALT BLUE water
in the harbor and he smiled.



Wednesday, November 19, 2008

FirstPartFirst


FirstPartFirst


When
a person reads items on a list and they can see both items there is a
part one item and a part two item they can decide to read the first
part first no this is not a test but a word play in the world there
is always better and best they simply have decided to make it the
haves and the have nots. The first part first the part that you have
decided to keep is the part that will be tossed out the part that you
toss out now is the part that will be kept then there is a byte of
information in every letter in this word. The first part first taken
and salted added to wine breaded not lamented until the end of time.
Eye loved a woman so what so did Saint Peter eye heard he was a
Martyr so what He was a Christian. So he was a Crucifixion they can
do it only once. He is the Leader of a Hebrew tribe in Heaven now.
Eye just want to be inside the door. Perhaps the love will happen
first we will sell the poem story we will make a lot of money so eye
can pay the rent. Perhaps the day will come when eye am old enough to
join Peter they will take my head to Jesus and then my body after.
Then she will lament the fallen soldier dead in battle thantos held
his hand for one brief moment between this world and the next. But
get the first part first the test the days of degradation as they
fill the cup of wrath up yonder as they make the Lord that made me
angry that He lets them when the final day of Judgment comes to
Mordor eye will behead them one by one. With a real glowing sword of
spirit and of truth and no one will allow them to be raised then from
the dead to be my enemy to hurt a JESUS is to die a thousand deaths
to put the first part first.



IndiaPart2WF[1]


IndiaPart2WF


The
middle of India is alea. Just a wide expanse of nothing but a lot of
meadow lea grasses remember this was before the pipeline was
malfunctioned we have our Company
Hudson
Bay Company East Hudson Bay Company Whirly
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot
Acme.Y.MPortolet@.net

the Y is for YOUR MARK the door of every toilet has a picture on it
of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater where we were working a
Brahman Bull was munching and Jake took out his periscope the Indian
Buddhists we hired as guide thought he was trying to Shoot the bull
he was adamant NO shjott NO shjott and he was crying tears and
praying to his nonexistent god. Jake put the periscope away it was
made by
Acme.T.M@.inc
We were between New Delhi Ahmadabad India. Ahmadabad was not even in
sight yet we were nearing the Indian Sea where we would leave the end
of the
PipelineT.M.@.Inc
Gary
Varker was not used to being in the field. He had come a long way
from the main offices in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada. He was
troubleshooting the new India Pipeline for the
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater he was missing Airdropps several
hundred of them late. Plence was out of town and could not be reached
he was speaking on his cell phone to the office when he got a girl
she had a nasal twang. She said Hello Gary thankzx yew for dialing
991. He hung up but not before he smiled. For Faith without site is
better than one hundred primed rifles. He would have to take charge
and do this without his friend. He called Acme at once. They sent the
glue not the real glue from the


ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com


Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.
@ pf pipeglue but several dozen containers of purple
ACMEpipeglueT.M@inc.
He sent the glue pods up and down the line until all was back in
place and ready to launch the green light on the box. He waited. He
had that de je vue feeling that something was wrong he hesitated to
start. Then he called the main offices shrugged once and said IT’S
A GO. The office page boy Sammy turned the green light on. You may
have guessed what happens next gentile reader ewe the GLUE purchased
for too much $$$ from ACME did not hold the STEAM PIPE broke and all
the water from the added brown substance flowed onto the meadow lea
of India. Which is why it is so marshy now. The COWS leave lots of
offerings but the
PipelineT.M.@inc
started it.



Tuesday, November 18, 2008

PaymentTt


PaymentTt


Poor
people seldom can repay the worldly goods they receive from others
they repay it in a different way. Indirectly with a compliment.
Rapacious to a fault and so annoying they can be it must be why
homeless people stay that way they stay upon the street. Drugs have
hurt them fights that they could not avoid cowards jumping from
behind criminals doing crime all these things annoy a homeless person
some can you not find the similarity of self just press your thumb
onto the flesh and try to feel the bone that’s underneath the
dress that GOD hath clothed us with you have them bones the same as
homeless does. The next time that you bang your elbow get an ow eee
Crikey! Think what a beating
on someone’s face must be like to them if you can feel some
pain just on your arm a little bit. Please change the way you think
and act to others of your race the human kind of pacing back and
forth to wait for something then you stub your toe and understand the
pain of others please don’t let them go away with out some food
and clothes today. A girl no names or area to tell she left me
bleeding there took a saw blade knife and opened up my leg because
eye took some money from her life it was only ten p surely not too
not many not worth a fight. Eye was drinking wine that day in a
public park. Stood there and took it until the ambulance came they
stapled my leg called it an emergency and eye crazxy. They took me to
the Mental Ward of the Insanity Hospital of the City eye found myself
face down on the gurney with a rather large finger inserted just for
health purposes of course they said they have to check my health. Eye
found myself having to explain the wound upon my leg a GIRL eye said
she done this to me. Are you sure that you did not do it yourself.
Two WEEKS later they released the eye back to the street eye never
had a bed in that place the whole time eye was in the front room just
wandering around picking up food sometimes and sitting at tables that
had nothing on them just a near chair for a hard place to sit eye did
a lot of sitting and pacing and my leg it was knit. So the next time
you see a homeless on the street have some pity please and think
differently. When eye stopped drinking eye stopped crying over her or
fingering the scar on the pavement. My GOD JESUS forgives her the
blood on my leg was the PaymentTt.



So the fisherman stands up in the boat

















So the fisherman
stands up in the boat


and the people on the
shore ask him


what


He is pouring out a
bucket


He is pouring out the
lot


He says he is just
deleting all his spam


He is spamming in the
Lake


His namme is Jake.


Soon all the water will
be gone


It takes far too long


For so many spam
e-things


To dissolve


They tend to multiply


When in the water


They are in love.






Zappersunlimited


Zappersunlimited@.ORG


CellPhoneZapper@.Inc.


President
Whirly used the first one ever made. He loved to give these
demonstrations in the beginning of each day. He held the Cell Phone
Zapper in his hand the simple mechansizm positively GLOWED with
Cobalt Blue Radiation the miniature Nuclear Nano Bots were there
where no eye could see no ear could hear the workings of the
Generation X devices. He had a Cell Phone Charger Plugged in near him
and was laughing at the plug there was no place to plug the charger
in the phonzapper there was no outlet on the phon. No extra power
needed but the
CobaltForce@T.M.Inc.
Ronald Plence the treasurer was dialing a 991 number and a girl
answered with a New York Twang. She said “HOW rich are you
MISTER PLANCE”, in that nasally voice they have. The others in
the room turned all the cell phones on and called they families and
spouses Whirly paid for all the calls. Admit it “whirly”
THOMMAS smiled no one had ever seen him do it. He held up his
subatomic device and pressed the only stud upon it the orange button
glowed softly then turned GREEN and held a steady light. “Imagine”,
he said softly “THAT you are in a public place like a LIEBERRY
and too many students are using too many cell phones and it becomes a
pandemonium in the Information Commons.” “You simply take
out your BRAND NEW CellPhonZapper and PRESS the Orange button.”
When it turns GREEN like this one did”, and here is where he
Paused for affect, for At that very moment Plence and all the others
stopped talking all at the same moment for the phones were all not
working they died all at the same exact time when the Green light on
the CellPhonZapper stabilized. He did a little dance but for brevity
of time and for the sake of mye romance we will not describe that
Whirly came unglued no one had ever seen the President like this. He
kissed the Phon in hand and laughed a lot and cried when he realized
just what they had. He cleared his throat to give this speech and
there was only silence in the Offices and this is what he said.
“There is people starving Companies are folding Wall Street is
Squawking people for the most part are failing at everything they do
BUT (another pause for effect this time)
Zappersunlimited@.ORG
has not ONE but two MONEYMAKING generators. The
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater has its many problems but we are
in the BLACK in Plences’ Ledger. $$$$$$$ He gave a nod at his
old friend the Treasurer. This
CellPhonZapper@.T.M
will make us TRILLIONS and again he smiled but did not dance again
for the moment was now over. OUR MOTTO “We will not have the
noise of CellPhonItus.” And now to Business. Everyone back to
work. And this is the first day of Zappers added business. How quiet
now in all the happy halls and offices no more rude cell phone
disturbances.





Sunday, November 16, 2008

Late


Late


Bad
rap other culture other idea not Negro but Red mon on a Saturday
today upping the thinking to include wondering not helping making
plan of missing ride and moving shelter to the side. It was like this
it went like this it came to me like this he walked his hard old walk
and neared the bus stop he came to tell me news of some bad kind but
nothing neared my heart of it except his incarcerated lady friend eye
of course eye did eye felt so bad for that and all eye said is THIS
IS A BAD PLACE yes. For that. The Negro came to me from the other
side to warn me of the possibility that no bus was forthcoming near
me that mabe it was just this Saturday ride that was missing me and
so they both walked on. But it gave me the desire to write this song.
The Indian had TEN and wanted THIRTY more. The NEGRO had no song. He
was the nicer one. He helped me to decide to walk then find my other
ride. The Indian felt sorry that no one buys. His stringged beads
aside he was taking a loss they were worth much more than TEN but
then he must take what he can THESE BEADS THESE BEADS THESE BEADS he
said are worth ONEHUNDREAD each string was strung by hand by the lady
friend this last part eye surmised not said but strongly was implied.
SO you want to be
a poetry poet writer. It’s not that hard to write a story why
do you want to make them rhyme with special inflections and
misspellings it makes the real people whine. Why a poet anyway all
the good ones are dead. SO eye walked two long city blocks in the
wind but no rain and it was nicer than L.A. is today. Late.






TreatiseWFGSP


TreatiseWFGSP


17:
A detailed explain of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater


The
Inside of the Cobalt Blue and Purple Box


The
Cobalt Radiation A Purple Flower Explaination


A
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is the sewage processor to end
the use of sump pumps and side bar containers septic tanks composters
and compactors tomb like structures that must be dug by contractors
and proper city codes. The BOX is about nine by nine feet square. The
box has an outlet on the side of the left front top to attachemente
the
PIPEt.m.@inc
and a ground wire attachemente on the right front of the box to
attachemente the
Acmelighteneingrodt.m.@inc
the pipe runs away from the box in two separate pipeline functions to
carry the cobalt waste to the Ocean. The central compartemente is in
between the right compartemente and the left compartemente. The top
does not open the box. There is a one sided mechanism which opens the
tray for the wasted brown substances to be added. The right side
compartemente is the
Purpleflowercobaltblueradiationlampt.m.@inc
It is non-lethal radiation developed for use in atomics weapons but
mullified for civilian use the U.S.Patent# is


EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
the lump of blue coal is harmless to people and dogs. Cats are aware
that there is radiation there they seem to knoe everything don’t
they see eh??? When the pipe is laid and correctly enters the Ocean
or the Sea nearest your area and the green light is operational the
one sided mechanism is opened by the home or business owner and the
brown substance plus some water is added to the enter there. The slot
is closed and latches automatically from the inside there is no
catche on the outside that is why it’s called a one sided
mechanism. That is why there is two pipelines. One is for the silver
platted bars. The other one is for the steam from all the added water
that people never seem to tire of adding. The Cobalt Blue Radiation
Flower zapps the brownsubtances turning them into Gold bars silver in
color. The Radiation Force is then centrufugal in nature moving the
silver platter bars along the pipeline seemingly forever. OR until
the end of time whichever comes. The GOLD bars silver in color will
fall out of the end of the last pipe in your
T.M.Pipeline@.net
into the Sea bed or Ocean area nearest to your house and/or business.
Ed.note.ed. The substance in the silver bars will discolor a small
area near the end of the pipe this is why we demand that you as the
home or business owner reach the pipe to the Ocean Floor or Sea Bed
nearest to your area. Ed.note.ed the picture near the banner on the
top of this presentation clearly shows the Cobalt Blue Radiation
developed in 2006 near Tucson Arizona by the
CharlaXAndroidonesevenAlien inside the whirlyfritzer box. Have a
better day and sleep better non lethally. We here at
Zappersunlimited.org hope this Treatise has helped the gentile reader
ewe to better understand the mechanism.






Friday, November 14, 2008

16wfgspInDia

16wfgspInDia


"So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked." --Mark Twain, from Following the Equator except possibly a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in New Delhi. From New Delhi to Ahmadabad the pipeline was inserted in the ground by hands so used to other work of lessor natures plans. Infused with promises of Golden Silver platted bars that line the Oceans floors the men of India worked at a snail pace they claimed it was a mortal sin to hurry out to sea. They pressed fruit into bars while cattle milled about in the cities untouched as a source of protein. They had lots of nut cakes to offer men of American Decent so used to steaks dripping with greasy offerings of fat. Hindi in Devanagari script along with English is spoken by the higher up mucky mucks but Tamil and Sanskrit along with rendered englias a smattering of French and some England Brits inflections makes it hard to understand the workers we have hired; East Hudson Bay Company. Gary Varker was at his duty station checking once more for the conformation code of the order form for the ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com


The entry code looked like this EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was typing the code into the SPYCAMT.M.@inc


When it matched he sent an email to the Treasurer of the Company this is a copy of that email. President Thommas Whirly was reading it now.  Flag this message


ATTN: Romand Plence


Thursday, November 13, 2008 4:07 PM


From:


"Gary V" <gfvarker@yahoo.com>


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Hi ROman d old bean how have ewe bean??? this is Gary VEE remember the old toaster?


East Hudson Bay Company we need a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater sent to OFFICES in INDIA, New Delhi. Send me one of your famous CobaltBlueBox@.inc and 4000 PIPE@T.M.Pipe we will want 14 air dropped Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. The men are digging in the sordid mudd off Indian Sea already. Thommas Whirly asked the secretary Mrs. Nimble Fingers to send Ddonald Pence to his office she clucked like a duck and they both laughed it was an inside joke. Romand was white as a sheet on a poster hanging near a bed framed high on a hill top wait


Ewe get the idea. He was not slightly embarrassed at all when the Whirly himself asked him “SO you knoe this guy Varker?” it was more a statement of fact then a question so he answered it more slowly He was my ROOMY in collage back at the old NAU in Flagstaff. It seems he is with the Hudson Bay Company now and they want a whirlyfritzer sent out to India.


It’s not a large order as orders go but we will make a good profit on the pipe. $4000p @ 36p per length. Part one of India in the Mourning or Hindi in the EvenEng. Keep checking back for part two the authour is making his Treatise of the whirlyfritzerbox.


Thursday, November 13, 2008

MSentity


MSentity


He
just does not understand the limits in the boxes of the programs he
responds a certain way according to the Texas sizing system that’s
always bigger is the better way. We make them rather large out here
in Dallas land. A Ten gallon Hat is covering a carapace head of small
dimensions and beady little eyes too close together myoptic and
pretended. His FULL SCREEN computer has a keyboard the size of his
piano. He slams each letter on the screen one after the other like a
drunk prize fighter. When he tried to make a picture in the Windows
paint program he types the numbers in the little boxes way to high
for the programmed paint to assimilate and then he sends his emails
out of hotmail to complain to Billy Gates at MSN he tells them over
and over again they just can’t do what he wants done as he
pulls the drinks out of his Gallon and a half flagon of Cheaper
Whiskey and he cries real long tears both twice the size of normal
men. They flagged his hotmail account many years ago and all his
email falls out somewhere in the snow over Wyoming. They monitor the
impact to test the new devices in the hotmail invoices it says Yeah
for Texas. He does not smoke but he is so preoccupied his ears burn a
little bit on each side. He gets so drunk that when he walks he
wonders why the ground don’t shake why don’t them
mountains fall. His check is cashed each month in an automated stall
he signs his money at the liqueur store. A queue is formed in the
middle of the day near his tailor where they make his hats. They
wonder how he keeps his lid on. They said he has fourteen wool caps
of differing velocity to make the necessary spacing to fit the Ten
Gallon Hat so he can wear it out. Have you ever asked a drunk to
explain his life. He says to all of us like this “eye am a six
gun toting hat wearing side winding long legged arm twistering long
winding Ten Gallon Hat wearer.” Belching like a air sieve he
says “eye am a MSN entity.



Wednesday, November 12, 2008

15WFALASKAPartTwo


15WFALASKAPartTwo

This was found under the desk of Whirly himself just a scrap torn off of Plences notepad.

Order was for 96,000 pipe. They only want one box. They ordered up a space heater from ACME. They want 12,000 air dropps of our special glue. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IN the offices of AlaskaSalmonize the mood was pensive. This is not unexpensive for our expansive efforts will afford us no relief in the coming year and did you see the Whirlyfritzerglomertialsilverplater Stocks they went up and off the Board.

The men in the field

The men in the field wore silverplater buttons it was a picture of the Cobalt Blue Radiation Flower. AS they worked they sang little songs about the Poet CharlaX the creator of the Cobalt blue.


They placed the sections in the ground one whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater pipeT.M.@ by painstaking one at a time and glued the ends of the sections with the airdropped glue the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue@T.M 


The Acme heater had been airdropped almost into the water they wanted not to have to move it once again after it was delivered they did not have the machinery necessary to drag it. It was necessarily heavy as was most equipment they ordered up from Acme. The lengthy sections of this whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Arctic Pipe Line were now ready to be heated all connected all glued up. The President of the AlaskaSalmonizedConglomeration.Inc.Ltd. Mister Jjohn Jjones (the Manhunter From Mars) he was in his Human disguise a very pallid sort of green tint to his skin he was passing as a black and ebon mon not unusual now for the President of a Company or even a Country to be of Negro Docent. He walked up to the CobaltBlueandPurpleBOx.T.M.@inc. and turned the green light on. The first silver platted bar a gold bar actually only silver in color fell into the Arctic Sea with out a hitch with out a sound of any kind it fell to the bottom of the Sea bed nearest your area next to your Company crew. Have a wonderful day ewe.


 


 


 


 

15WFALASKAPartOne

15WFALASKA


They assembled the T.M.Ppipe@CobaltBlueInc. in sections inside the warehouse under heaters and fans numerous. Intending to dig the holes and make the whirlyfritzerpipeline permanently entered. Each section was a half-mail long and would be Airlifted to the field and dropped into the holes by Arieocoptor. They then decided to heat the pipe internally eye knoe it seems like the Cobalt Blue would do that automatiaclly but remember we discovered that the radiation is harmless and emits no lasting particles. So they ordered up the AcmearcticheaterT.M.@INC. the smarter of the office men tried to adjust the tension by an explaination. The pipe will be warm inside so the silver plater bars will travel to the Arctic Sea and pass out of the ends of the pipe just enought pressure from the CobaltForceRadiationLevelT.M.@inc to keep the flow going we do not expect any difficult explosions or freezings over. The AcmearcticheaterT.M.@INC. is attached at the END of the T.M.Ppipe@CobaltBlueInc. where it is going down to the water not anywhere near the beginning of the CobaltForceRadiationLevelT.M.@inc box but the heat will travel by kinetic energy down the Cobalt Force to keep the pipline open. The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterboxunit itself will be housed in an unconventional heated shed to withstand the Arctic Temperature. If a section of pipe.t.m fails for any reason we can access the main unit in time and turn OFF the green light to make repaires. We see no reason not to order up the box now. John"little"john Motron was the nearest user of the computor and he began by typing in the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 the code was immediatly refused. It had produced a copy of a code previously used the first time that had happened in the history of this company ZEL290049389329847638476430087771333654 it was the CODE for Florida. The computor beeped the notifier on to say the green light is on the way. The fault was with the ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dotwhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplatercompany. They sent the email it looked something like this.



CobaltBlueBox


Wednesday, November 12, 2008 5:40 PM




From:


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To:

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we have assembled many p

we are now ready for the box

send the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater at once

MOTRON Jj

the central offices of AlaskaSalmonize gave a collective sigh of relief then the email was green and go they sent confirmation but "WONT it be hard to set the thing in the snow???" this was from Romand Plences desk. They smiled a collective smile. They had a coffee and cake partee. They took a long break. This is the email they sent to the Acme.

SPACEDOUTHEATER user # 345733


Wednesday, November 12, 2008 5:50 PM




From:


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We need that heater yesterday. We have pipet.m laid and need to get started with the installation at our artic installation.
This is part one.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

14WFNBC


14WFNBC


Newport
Beach California 2012


End
of time sceneriao.


There
were two bosses on the desk that day at the newspaper near the beach.
They were Gay and Smiley Fortune. The Newspaper was the Free French
Press they made lots of money. They decided to send off for a
Whirlyfritzer glomeratial Silverplater for the offices.























EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092



PIPE.T.M.
pipe@T.M



Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.
@



CobaltBlueT.M.
@ box



whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater



Whirly”
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot



ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com



CobaltBlueT.M.
@



=93Whirly=94
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot=20



Trademark@PIPET.M.@



They
chose the operational code from the pie chart carefully remember the
old joke children how a pie r round but the corn bread r square. A
little collage chart humour. John 17:3"And this is eternal life,
that they may know You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You
have sent. The Preacher was near the Tattoo parlor and all the navy
men that never go near the water were linned up just to watch all the
people’s daughters who like to wear no clothes in California
near the water. They always dress in full uniforms even in the summer
they must be alcoholics. There was a small boy about 14 years younger
than a real person needs to be he was stuck in the undertow and
almost drowned but no one notices. His skin turned blue and he was
not all here. And he hates to swim in the Ocean or the Sea side area
near ewe. The one mile area of pipe limit had been reached they were
digging in the undertow everytime they added a section of PIPE.T.M. @
it snapped off and they were replacing it with steel girders and
lengths of CobaltSteelBluePIPE.T.Tm. @ 36 p per each one and the
Company of G&SFortune was not happy. We are doing this all wrong
said the Founder John. John Fortune had been called from home. He was
86 years old and he walked like he was 23 he moved so fast his
younger siblings could not keep up the three brothers were all
together only this once for several years they had not seen each
other. Let’s get THERAMP T.M. @ brought up from that FLORIDA
SHERRIFF Association we can set the ramp the undertow won’t
matter and so they sent a check for 1000 p to the Sherriff. The
rather impotent brother Gay Fortune was the dumbest of the block of
Fortunes. He Stood up on the Ramp and called into the Offices on his
“WalkETalkY “ACME T.M. @ and told Brother Smiley Fortune
to Please turn the green light ON. Remember this is Newport Beach
even in the hottest day of summer it’s like winter there. When
nothing happened they suggested on the Radio from Acme that he get
his SELF off of the Ramp as Fast as humanly possible. NO one can be
sure but they did hypothesis later that the Steel Pipes down under
the undertow were not disconnected and when the
CobaltBlueForce@T.M.
was applied to the super reinforced pipe it was like a Cobalt Bomb
going off near an administration building on a campus near a Burger
King. Fortune Smiled on Gay that day and he at least is not meeting
his maker this way he is just shaken up from swimming backwards and
upside down from the grips of the dreaded undertow near the Newport
Beach of California. Editornote.ed. Everytime someone flushes in the
Offices toilet another bar is silverplated and drops out of the
PIPE.T.M. @ to make a pile grow taller on the Newport Beach in
California.






Saturday, November 8, 2008

The Clickerer


The
Clickerer


NO
matter the instructions he does not read them anyway he sits on
public display and clicks the mouse it clicks he can not hear it
anyway, but only feels the results with senses no one noes or cares
to have. They sit and smile at him and say perhaps he really feels
the clicks it seems that way some sort of spider sense they say and
then they go away back to classes or a nook upstairs. They got a
picture of him once outside when he began to actually defecate they
turned the camera off and barfed they ralfed for almost thirty
minutes each but cut it off so they could go upstairs and back to
sleep. They tried to show the film to Art Instructor but the man
reached up and turned it off of the projector he said go burn this
this is not a film for Art Instructor. He gets the game typed in and
this is how he remembers how to do this. He types G for GOD an A for
all the times he won he types a M for Mother who still loves him
sweet. He types the E for everyone to see him Clickerer. He feels the
eyes but cannot see the faces and yet he noes just who it is that
braces him and it unnerves him to have them there so near to all his
loves. He noes just how to space the mouse to get in too the box he
noes just where to start his clicks he moves the mouse in a arch of
widening moves and gets them all he clicks and walls of Jericho fall
he moves the mouse again and rives the water falls cascades and
rivers moving on the page he makes the game to seem like real live
life and then he makes the game to be the life inside. He taps his
way to terminal with cane and sites away for several days he plays no
one can stay his hand or call him bored he gives his sight to the
Lord and plays his game. They asked him once if he could see with
limited sight he said a tree not men not night he can see a white
white light in the middle of the screen he fights with Bolden Knights
a white horse stallion and a frog. He makes the frog win every time.
When the GAME is over all the Knights have warts. A blind man bluff
in a Dell. A Blind leading only himself and no one else threw a
looking glass mage to the Game in the Dell.



Friday, November 7, 2008

12WFGSP

12WFGSP


EvenDozens


OR Denizens in Paradise


Lake Champlain in the Adirondacks there is a place of opportunity there is several companies bidding for a new plant office there is only money to be paid and then the fun continues and the gay men keep the cars and women all unhappy to belong to world in so much troubles and so overlong in torment that Mother Earth she hates her lovers with her passion she would lava fourth from every orifice just to watch them die in paradise. The Company was so filthy they miser every nickel they hire people who drink so they do not pay the hour but the day have you ever seen a day of work from a winoe they only act like they work they lean upon the fence they take a long break and they nappy sometimes they hide in bushes saying to the partners just keep a lookout for the bosses and they play like winoe they were doing this to one another in the Adirondacks Mountains near Lake Champlain in the passes just a few old lonesome paradaisial denizens. Have you ever seen a road paved into a wooded area they run the power lines intending to build the buildings later you have all these parcels of property that used to be just woods. The little rabbits squirrels and Hooters run screaming for the life God given them. One day the winoe got the laptop from the truck. He was tiring of the scrabble blast game when an ad popped up. It said Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaters Used CobaltBlueandPurpleBoxesT.M.@ for sale. Go to these hyperlinked addresses


ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com enter THIS operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 only once into the spay cam. When it gives you the NEW CODE type DO NOT COPY type each letter of the code into the security box then wait.
When the code matches the secret place inside this mysterious computor land we call the web then add the email that you will send to this company pretend that you are very rich or please dont bother us. After all Just because we are selling USED CobaltBlue Boxes we still expect you to buy suffiecint pipe to get them to the Ocean or the Sea please dont waste our time with ponds streams or swimming pools the force of the CobaltBlue if pressured up sufficiently can make a large body of water into a geyser that will stay a geyser until someone from the Central Forces of our Country can fine the BOX in time to turn the green light off. (please see the warrantywarrenty) All orders place today are halved off. Discounts given for more then 35 miles of PIPET.M.@PIPE And for ordering TWO or more ZBoxes we will airlift all items free with our heliocoptor. (we do this anyway dweeds) Ronald Plence was in the Office it was Sunday and he had the Television on his laptop computor attuned to the "God is the Number Seven" show on CBSeye. He noticed an email from the Andirondaks Lake Champlain. They had ordered more than enought pipe to warrant a delivery but not enought for the discount. He smiled. Perfect Profit. Abot 34 miles of TM@PIPE will be laid end to end to reach the water inlet to the Sea. Again he smiled at least it seemed they were keeping there end of the warrantywarrenty.
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com


Friday, November 7, 2008 7:50 PM




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ZQE999999999999999999999999999999900666 This operational code was given us to send to you we want ONLY ONE cobaltbluetrademarkbox. And about thirty four miles of PIPEATTM We are not far from an Inlet Sea. (The Atlantic Ocean). We do understand the use of the double pipe one for the silver bars of gold the other one for the steam to be driven into the water. WE have a Visa Card that the Boss found near an ATM in Brooklyn. Ship at once (haah) eye meant heliocoptor AWAY.
The treasurer of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Company thumbed the Pneumatic Phone and sent the message to AirDropp immediaetly to the customers coridinates. The pipe was layed until the Lake Champlain was seen to the men they were using shovels and rakes and other implements of destruction and it had taken them almost three months to reach this body of water they Called for the last Glue dropp and this Email was sent to there Company FAX it just said ThankZX YOU we are glad this is over timewise it was a disastor. It is almost as if you people are digging this pipeline by hand. But of course thats impossible. They camped out under the silverplatted moon, ed.note.d a wry refference to the whirlyfritzer box. The green light was steady and operational. Both men stood and poured in the brown substances they had brought to offer the whirlyfritzer box. They closed the one sided slot and stepped away it had taken them another two months to make it back to this starting point. The box had been hotwired to the green electrical box on the highway. They supposed quite wrongly that the ground wires would take the CobaltBlue force and pressure add this to the fact that the Box was overloaded with too much brownsubstance and you have a disastor in the making. Everything looked like it was working so they left they quite simply began another journey homeward bound thinking the job was over and done. When the first silver plated gold bar left the end of the pipe and hit the water in the bottom of the Lake Champlain became a geyser and with no one to turn off the green light to the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater it would be a long long disastor. The National Gaurd was looking for the two men but they were easily lost up in them mountains again. To this day the Geyser@LakeChamplain can be seen by Yellowstone campers even that far away from Lake Champlain.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

ThirteenWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsiverplaters

ThirteenWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsiverplaters


For The South China Sea


Tai Downe was a smaller sea side appendaged onto the much larger port of Hong Kong South area the Mainland was only a few rice paddy klicks away the main computor in the sampan was chattering friskerly the Juan Tonn oarsman was typing in the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 into the spy cam area and when he got the return code he typed each letter in slow until the boat was almost below the water line he ran screaming to the side and flipped it up so that he was even keeled and back on course. The code now looked like this EQZ29002900290029001777177717770092


It was never the same code once. He matched. He sent a new email into the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater headquarters in Taiwan. This was now sent from Sampan Jaun Tonn to website of the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot We need no unlimited amount of PIPET.M. @ Or any of your PurpleGLue@T.M. no unlimited airdropps to the South of China Sea we just want the COBALTBLUEandPurple BOX the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and one two p mabe three PIPE.T.M.total unlimited entry. Because he as a Chinaman and because it was on Saturday and Ronald Plence was in the office doing golfing remember those Golf Coarse Screens on all the BMovies ewe how the criminals always had them in the offices. He was practicing his P when the faxt machine spit this out in his face.


Flag this message


No. unlimited PipeT.M.@ with PurpleGlue@T.M.


Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:48 AM


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Juan Tonn Q Tai Downe Tiawan Mainland China South of China Sea. Send unlimited pipe with glue we want only one bluepurplecobalt box. The sampam is on the move. This is all. The treasurer of the world’s first COBALTBLUET.M.@Powered Company idly flipped the switches on the transceiver radio and AUTHORIZED the airdropp of 1400 p. thinking of his next putt he hoped they would soon order the next airdropp he was salivating at the word unlimited. He sunk a twisting putt and smiled. The airdropp was not a total loss the people of the republican China came out to watch the heliocopter in groves. They stood in the groves and watched the comical way the copter pilot hit the sampan with the first wave of p then the cobaltbluepurple box landed in its side crunching both oars and pinning the Juan Tonn down. He jumped up in time to snag three of the p as they swept past so fast they were just a part of the neap.


 The children how were waiting at the edges of the water jumped onto all the pipe as it swiftly bye they were singing red rover red over domne on over red rover. He had a small rolled up copper wire and the ground wire was attached quickly the tag on the copper roll was ACMET.M.@  He caught Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ when it came wingging down from Chinese Air Space. He glude the pipe to the machine opened the onesided mechanism poured in the brownsubstance wasted and loosed the catche door once. Then he turned the GreenLight on. The pipe was out the sides of his boat. He looked like a giant dinosaur he began to float up odd the water was several feet BELOW the boat the Sampan was not listing or even crokked.









Juan Tonn Q Tai Downe Tiawan Mainland China South of China Sea. Send unlimited pipe with glue we want only one bluepurplecobalt box. The sampam is on the move. This is all. The treasurer of the world’s first COBALTBLUET.M.@Powered Company idly flipped the switches on the transceiver radio and AUTHORIZED the airdropp of 1400 p. thinking of his next putt he hoped they would soon order the next airdropp he was salivating at the word unlimited. He sunk a twisting putt and smiled. The airdropp was not a total loss the people of the republican China came out to watch the heliocopter in groves. They stood in the groves and watched the comical way the copter pilot hit the sampan with the first wave of p then the cobaltbluepurple box landed in its side crunching both oars and pinning the Juan Tonn down. He jumped up in time to snag three of the p as they swept past so fast they were just a part of the neap. The children how were waiting at the edges of the water jumped onto all the pipe as it swiftly bye they were singing red rover red over domne on over red rover. He had a small rolled up copper wire and the ground wire was attached quickly the tag on the copper roll was ACMET.M.@  He caught Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ when it came wingging down from Chinese Air Space. He glude the pipe to the machine opened the onesided mechanism poured in the brownsubstance wasted and loosed the catche door once. Then he turned the GreenLight on. The pipe was out the sides of his boat. He looked like a giant dinosaur he began to float up odd the water was several feet BELOW the boat the Sampan was not listing or even crokked. The first silver bar dropped into the South China Sea. Back at the Ranch on Monday Mourning Whirly the President of this company was frowning down at Plence. He said the Heliocopter driver noticed pipe was all bunched up with children sailing her out toward the north we were taken to the cleaners by this Chinaman in a slow boat to Taiwan. The ink in the ledger is red what will we do to make it black again.


 


 



 





The Manuscripted Student


The
Manuscripted Student


He
was a practicing Buddhist and he was a Christian Agnostic and he
refused to use a free lieberry computor
his
instructor was a intellectual Mon and he sent him to the Principles
office to make him understand that he was going to use the computor
so that he would understand the class and knowledge therein. The
Principle had to ask him three times to tell him his namme. The third
time his voice broke on a high note and he was actually getting
angry. John PWorthy your family sent you to this Universecity to get
a good education so you can go home and run the pig farm why do you
refuse to use the computor in the lieberry? It cannot hurt you at all
or do you any harm we want you to be able to keep up with the all the
classes that we have. He chanted a mantra one word after the other
over and over mark it is coming mark it is coming mark it is coming.
Some people thought that the mark of the beast was money itself some
people thought that the mark of the beast was the social security
card that everyone must have some people still believe that the image
of the beast is the computor screen but the same people said this
about the television screen and the movie screen. During a priority
there is old men watching pornography pretending they are doing it
with all the young woman there is people who are not students at all
that’s just watch television one brain dead program after
another one there is people whose only function stems from mp3’s
they play musick into self one more song after one more album gone.
The soul of the unbeliever is sucked into the computor when he fries
his natural brain with nudity. His life extends to only one more
hour of the beating of the wings upon the clock the work of man is
death the work of GOD is stolen by the hours of pornography they look
at more then they can use or need or fill the heart too many times it
cannot breed the changes but the money in my pocket does not feed the
alcoholic youth or latent hobo of my actual in truth use and you will
never catch the manuscripted student in a study hall or booth inside
a Wii of any size importance not withstanding he is reading a real
book from nook found on the Fifth floor central look. A
self-important manuscripted youth. A Student of this life.



Monday, November 3, 2008

Part Three WF

Part Three WF


The next day he opened the side of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater that the President of the Company Thommas Whirly had sent out by parcel post he had mailed it over two weeks ago again Plence was still upset at the way that President Thommas Whirly was anticipating the unrolling of events he was unnerved at the timing. The mock up included a rubber grommet spray painted silver it was supposed to be a silver bar the finished product. Rothechilde P. Asthmatic the federal agent the presenter taker for the Federal Government Department of Patents the United States patent and Trademark Office T.M. @ was slowly making notes. He said, "this patent will not be issued unless you can convince me that the machine works." Plence started to sweat. "This one sided mechanism has a access panel on the inside only it latches automatically. The green light is powered by the same CobaltBlueT.M.@ that powers the silver bars inside the Pipe.T.M.@ and moves them along at centrifugal force to the bottom of the Nearest Ocean Sea. The CObalt Blue is located in the center of the box for maximum safety the only way it explodes is customer error." Asthmatic coughed a bit at this and looked up his eyebrow was moving like a bmovie imatation of Spock. He tried to smile. Plence wiped and mopped. He continued, "the PIPET.M.@ is attached at the outlet on the left hand side no the right hand side. The AcmeLighteningRodT.M.@ is attached to the ground wire on the left side of the CobaltBlue box the purple side no wait it must be the right side." He was so confused and nervous. "But how does the CobaltRadiation move the bars along the pipe." This last part was from the FED. "Just explain that and you have your patent #EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092" this number happened to be the operational number it was Whirlys idea. Thommas should be here to do this instead of me this was Plences conscience crying out for mercy. "CharlaX the poet and Jesus Freak has designed the CobaltBlue he was making a indivisible invisible bomb to thin the students priority when he decided to work FOR mankind instead and made this power that we use. Its non-lethal radiation is the power behind the force.  He has no patent but he does copywrite his poems. EYE can explain the centrifugal force it lifts the silver bars all at once like a vacumn in space and moves them en masse down the pipe at an incredible pace. At subatomic levels the atoms look like tinker toys all locked together to make a log cabin." "Thats fine" this presentation is now over said the FED. He closed the notetaking book and smiled real big You have your Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater patent pending. Eye am familiar with Doctor Hices work. He is a genious.