Wednesday, March 19, 2008

One100Two

CharlaXFabels

Capital Addresses

Keyboarded

Some people still add capitals to the email addresses and people will invariably copy it letter by painful letter hoping it just has to be that way why else would they do it when most email addresses are not even case sensitive and even most hyperlinks work with all capital letters. Sometimes the CAPS LOCK button on the keyboard sticks and eye just let it ride on making little additions when its seen to make it wrong like > for period and & for 7 the thing is fine just changing letters to make them taller and more pronounced but has some trouble with the numbers and the other buttons on the keyboard so seldom used they could be just blank ones just put the numbers and the letters and all the others blank so people would not waste time on them unless they KNOW. Everyone can relate to bringing up a website and then working hard to move something you have saved up to the top only to have the lag monster come and eat the whole website the green dots start to move so slowly and you get so frustrated and you even refresh the page only to find the work that ewe have done it gone gone gone much in the same manner as boarding a bus with a driver not seen every day he reiterates his crunch his oneliner joke as he takes you to task for not paying more attention to adding the fare the man was sufferable no longer telling me he is the one way bus into the mall THE MALL eye delighted myself in the telling THE MALL is just where it is that I’m going you driver from the twilight zone. The pass worked when he wrested it from my hand it was not working when eye passed it in the slot. He said HOLD it down and it will work it must be bottomed out. Eye have only ridden this bus for THREE YEARS eye said but the sarcasm was lost on him he was busy berating a passenger there for riding the bus back and forth perhaps he was wanting to go back where he had been not a crime to ride past the drop off point is it it is to him the driver eye meant not the rider he is busy drinking a half bottle of GIN and not listening to a rabid teamster begin to explain the rules of passage on HIS conveyance the public transportation my only means of embarkation to and fro the lieberry eye go. Back to the keyboarded words that aer frequently used could be programmed to the add on buttons on the side of the keyboard you knoe the buttons on the screen that ewe push to make the color different on all the funny faces we could have words in the buttons and when we get to the part where eye want to say keyboarded again just eye reach down with my RIGHT pinky and hit the button. Keyboarded is then added directly into my word document. Keyboarded. Ewe get the idea it would benefit all writers no matter the color of the face. No matter how ewe get around. The Bus or the Buick in the snow or in the dry. Just leave the GIN at home it’s still a crime to drink and drive. Just one more idea on the way out take and put me several new buttons on the LEFT side of my keyboarded URLS added websites at the touch of a new button what fun to play keyboarded.

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