ThirtyPiecesofNPM

 ThirtyPiecesofNPM

ThirtyPiecesofNPM

The end of National Poetry Month the first Day of My oh Mother is is finally over now roger. Over. Here is Drunk logging onto his Computor. WHoss my Possssword Whoss mhy possssword dog doggit it wont let me on. The INtergnet is so slowly lagging. How slow is it. Eye set down on the turtle egg to get online just now. The United States Government is disbanding the Space Program parking the Shuttles to the Moon in Every City Properly this should tell you the end of the world is coming soon. Income is Gross. Debit rhymes with credit. Pet the pussy, Kathy. Feed the kitty, Thom. Mark them all with Jesus take them home. Marrying them giving them in Marriage till the end will come. 666 does they got the 666 like us do they stimulus. Marching papers usually come to us around the end of April it is usually some bogus made up fine of several hundreds of dollars to get the person out of jurist prudence districts. They moved me once in the winter twice in the spring. Here is my final poem for NPM. April spring flowers may bring flowers but the worry with the fears come to me in March the time is passing like the blowing of the winding coming up in May. No one divides the house up on the dividing line. I stood close to the steps when Judas flung his silver the Priests did not get every Denarius eye got one then the drinking got to be precarious the money now is gone. They tell me they bought some field for the Poor Potters to live in. Perhaps this is where old homeless will now live. For mhy very important new poem is now done ThirtyPiecesofNPM

29NPMPoetryA'int

29NPMPoetryA'int

29NPMPoetryA'int

A'int is not in the Webster thing. Fish is veggies for carnivores.  There is some truth in life. People who work for money they exist for the money you stop giving them the money they will not go to work so they a'int got no money.  Don't say a‘int ‘cause a‘int a‘int in the dictionary. a'int is is'nt it is too it's is'nt. Eye say a'int to mean it is not. a'int is too in the dictionary it is in the birth origin of words we see the news is given us from Websters descendants from the old days. Say it a'int so Joe. Its so. Eye a'int got nothin' in common with the common Man. Browbeaten. a'int got no gumption you never did got the lust in you you need to get up then go. when eye is your age eye went did it all eye could still do it too iff it is not for you you a'int got nothing to be proud of. a'int a'int a real word. Elephants with big ears ain't got no clothes in the trunk. Elephant's with little ears got ain't no tusks no Ivory bones. not sure where to putt the apostrophe in a'in't. a'int is short for will not = see this noun definition = eye ain't agonna do it see eye just a'int. This is not the accent you been thinking eyem doing it a'int its only the southern accent most people in the south ain't got no other way of talking they just a'int. a'int got no finish to this poem just a'int oh wait a'int ain't funny when you yell it to the Teacher. Time in Detention just a'int funny either. Keep a'int to yourself just find the where to keep it but forget to tell it to your betters there a'int no business like show business. PhhT so there so here eye said it eye said aint. Wait dont it look better with no apostrophe. Aint.

NPM28poemsSELF

 NPM28poemsSELF

NPM28poemsSELF

NPM28poemsSELF
Megalomaniac to thine own self be true ego id left frontal Brain lobe off ear ring no ring oh the worry of the times the wind blowing ill winds of misinforming the news coming to us from foreign sources the good guys gone. None. Every pirate is perchance the next President with coiffured hair line going balding only real estated will be let into the Big White House next November.  But recently he is birthing. IN the new news there is only chaos. There is this undefined spice in my soup it is hot like pepper but looks like bay leaf could it be mustered or leek but time responds. Some of it is cabbage some of it is not. The entire limits of the city ends. IN the learning process of the free world you see continuing education comes with the price it is very expensive to go to school they need more then eye afford them. Tonight eye struggle within myself the drunk sent me reeling with fumes to look for hot spot within this lieberry the same rules which allow me the public user now protect him the first come first serve he sits too close to where eye like to be but nothing to be done eye did it eye moved. Eye finally found the corner opposite which is now open some one left which putts me here until sometime after 11 before midnight must be gone. Out Out brief poet one more poem won. The old one sits with book he does not see he stinks of drink he lives too close to me he lives too close like eye. Coffee is good tonight. Do you wonder iff eye feel sorry for the drunk. No eye do not. He is one step closer to his grave. More to lose then no one else he does not feel the love the sober person does. There is some point to this there is every reason to be sober there is every reason not to drink to be drunk. Bless the people Reading this tonight. Eye raise my coffee cup to get the last of it inside the eye contemplate my self.

FacebookApps27NPMpoems

 FacebookApps27NPMpoems

FacebookApps27NPMpoems

FacebookApps27NPMpoems
Sometimes the Apps wont open or they get too slow they freeze they do not wish to see you there they howl they tell you to go get the right player even you must knoe you do got the right player installed they just killing time not telling you the real reason is your bad awfully stinky breath. They seem to notice when your sleepy they scroll to the stop. They send the wrong items not the one you picked to go to friends. They need money so they send you to the shop. They send you notices then try to open up the game you quickly realize there is no gift needed there by anyone its only the game itself its trying to get you to play. The feckless facebook robot laughs when you get bent. They turn around inside the screen then hide from you they even high five like hey we got you. Think of your computor screen like the night sky the Robots the pinpoints of light the stars up behind. You send things to your friends but they do not arrive or they get something else from you but never the thing you sent to them the robots run to hide. The robot Brain in the laptop case is only one he is the faceless facebook robot but he lives in cyberspace to gremline things to make the applications glitch so bad you hate to get online to play with me so sorry when you lose the game of send me this or send me that is done by robots hiding from the light they move in the night behind the facebook page. Now for the ending it is the like button like do you like me the person or do you just like to like the like button like people do they do you knoe they do this is the Facebook Robot signing off now ho ho he he its me.

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 26NPMpoems

26NPMpoems

26NPMpoems
26NPMpoems
eye still love the ewe
yew bet eye dew
rose Read my prose but she refused to wed my nose in this nook is telling you this book me arrest me for the love is deep the violet sleeps within me is the love for you the love you've given me to keep me from the feelings of depression the hurt the pain of living everyday for this eye thank you the purple flowers of my innocence line my thinking space is limited by accidents of time the past still haunts me some but love arrives when you feel me there in your life threw the anger or the hurt or the worry which eye give you must love me very much to still be trying to survive our many problems overcome we will survive we will still love for roses were still red the last time eye seen you the violet is not blue she is still nice she is still Happy giving life to this poor soul in love with you so this is it eye got to tell you goodnight now so here is the bottom line eye love you more then my life eye did not wish for your sadness but to give u happiness is beyond me eye lose sight of how to do it eye can only give you love

Monday25PpNPMIambicPentameter

 Monday25PpNPMIambicPentameter

Monday25PpNPMIambicPentameter

Monday25PpNPMIambicPentameter
I = I see in the past the old middle ages of the grass there were bards who shook speares of asparagus to the crowded stage they played the words like poetry but then poets came to Earth a world gone dry of words they tried to fill it upp but see I see they must have missed some new poetry word is Iambic Pentameter rhymes with meter no doubt
a = a peter is out although he did many grete things he did no poetry he just seemed to leader.
m = men who Mark trails leave footsteps visible or invisible imprinted now in the Dell or the IBM the farmers or the feeders
b = Buttressed of fortresses fell with words like Jericho
i = in the twinkling twilight lies your beauty falling in the Dell or IBM ink well poet show me your poetry
c = charlax rhymes
P = prose portrays poetry past preferences pose poetical problems perchance to preform or perform the predilection of prosperity
e = everyone is needed there is no one left out
n = nickel zinc copper bronze statutes of laws missing the forgiveness
t = turncoat traitors cursing the words is not good poetry from the potty mouth seen in the whiskey salonswith hairy dew on those tatties two of them
a = a denude show you my goody two shoes show me your pants falling down the crack on the sidewalk misusing your adverbs to deliver the goods to the south of the border on edge to the north of iambic pentameter
m =  moving left along the busted flats the siphon comes to dance the reverberating notes sympathetically enhanced to spring to prance the poetry into rhyme with this with those with these wordings word words
e = everything is falling down falling down like petals of softness the girl seems willing but too far away with medals  
t = torn nerves jagged to the edge of the minding mhy poem
e = ending this coming to the ending now see you did it you did it you made it to the bottom of my very important heap of word
r = remember this poem come back here many times to see the struggle the hurry the love this poet putts in every word of prose he makes the dragonfly to cry for nothing such will actually rhyme with iambic pentameter

Sunday24EasterAprilPoetryNPM The Blind Sparrow

Sunday24EasterAprilPoetryNPM The Blind Sparrow

Sunday24EasterAprilPoetryNPM

The Blind Sparrow
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Sunday24EasterAprilPoetryNPM
Sunday24EasterAprilPoetryNPM
The Blind Sparrow
People kick beggars from the fire. They do not feed the oldest in the field they die. The sparrow is blind you see the blind sparrow then you think GOD does not Care for his creatures who live then they die. EYe see this differently. Eye see the Spirit of GOD hopping with the Blind Sparrow knudging his shoulder to get him over to his food. Closing one of HIS good eyes to get some idea of what HIS bird is going through. Suffering with the bird weeping silently beside the bird fumbling when it fumbles. Poor Blinded sparrow blind on one side jumping to the right to see the food here here here let me knudge you to the left so you will see it get it get it get the thing on the leaf it is there for you to eat oh good so now you see it now you get to eat. Why do you the people of the lost the gone why do you see this so differently then eye. YOU see the Uncaring for his Creatures GOD living in the SKY not seeing the blind sparrow hopping with one eye. You should see the blind sparrow too. Eye see the Blind sparrow jumping suddenly to the left then getting food.

EasterNPMPoem23 EasterNPMPoem23 Jesus Saturday

 EasterNPMPoem23 EasterNPMPoem23 Jesus Saturday

EasterNPMPoem23 EasterNPMPoem23 Jesus Saturday

by Charles Robert Hice on Saturday, April 23, 2011 at 8:32am
Jesus Saturday
Two things
First thing
Preacher

He quoted the Bible the very part about Jerusalem
He did not knoe the numbers for the chapters or the verses
But he Preached with much emotion getting worked up over it lying down the Law
Oh Jerusalem eye would have gathered your people under my wings like chickens do those eggs. The people need to be gathered up under the steeple like hens chicks. Eye would like to putt you people underneath my wings.

Rapper on Easter  

My  pants my pants
my Easter pants
they falling down
they showing my funny bones
my pants my pants
my Easter pants
they splitting my sides
they slacking Mon
they leaving me for Lent
my pants my pants
my Easter pants

 

 

GOODFriday23NPMPoems

GOODFriday23NPMPoems
Eggs boiled white hard yellow tought. Purple or blue dye only. Where is the Egg Bunny NOW ? lol TGIGF lol
Is this the Cross Day ? Why is this GOOD ?
Because he died for our sins to set us free of life. There is eye witnesses they seen this HE is putt on there with nails SPIKED onto this HUGE wooden Cross then left to die. He did give up the Ghost for you for eye for us. To live. To accept his sacrifice you only have to Call upon his Name. To Believe in GOD is simple so simple it should startle most of you. To GET Salvation JUST SAY JESUS. Just say the Name of GOD in Christ. It is HIS Immortal Sacrifice which gives us life. Do not confuse yourselves with works which never set you free but tell it thus tell it so tell it to those Mountain tops Jesus loves us. Eye offer you the Key to Salvation in just one Word the Word is JESUS. HE is Salvation. He is still saving even now. He is the Love in us HE is the Ruler of THIS HIS UNIVERSE. Jesus it is Good Friday now. 

OVERBIRD 222 NPM

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222

NPM Poetry

Friday becomes furtive.

OVERBIRD

O  = Once upon the midnight enter hurry

                V  = Verily the hurry worry enter scurry

                 E  = Eerily or early bird of enter Poe

                 R  = Raven is only one huge enter Crow

                 B  = Better to see them from the

                              distance of the hour glasses with

                              thick lenses enter Tommy use your eye

                  I  =   Intense discussion rules get broken  

                               enter time to turn the worm over

                               enter into the night

                 R   =   Roman Judges rule nothing enter Rome

                            not one stone standing of the Jewish enter

                            temple now

                 D  =    Describe the Vulture in the Temple its

                            got wings of darkness its got red eye

                            with long black enter nose this time

                            this poem enter perfect prose

twentyoneNPM Lent ASH Wednesday

 twentyoneNPM Lent ASH Wednesday

twentyoneNPM

twentyoneNPM
Lent
ASH Wednesday
The poor old Man is sitting in the bus stop pew the bus comes zipping off the old Man flys to catch the blanket on his legs he lives to catch them sun rays but too poor to catch the bus the Bus Company sends the policeman not the City cops the Bus Stop Cops not only armed with reason but with radios is all they need to call the Rookies from the City this old Man kept hurting no one he don't look too good to eye they see yet they is blind the old Man is the Jesus they will never have. Six men standing in the pew the smell of whiskey is so strong yet the policeman  just ignored them concentrated on the poor Man move along move along you look so hopeless with your blanket on. How do eye convey this helplessness to you my gentile readers *sobbinh* crinh*wiping wet blood from my forehead. Wondering who is on the throne of Justice why the drunks rule this City Properly while the poor only get to suffer in the sun. (oph) ohooooooo. my. god. omg this City really needs to turn around.

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MOneylenders

ONe

The Viewpoint of Jesus

Eye looked around me irate upset even getting angry to what eye see these PEOPLE selling things using my Fathers Temple to fill there pockets up with

usury none of it is going into the Treasury. Eye fought within myself then Temporary Insanity wins eye got these cords from off one of the posts near the door knotted them up quickly eye did this into my Whip eye hit the tables nearest to me to the door eye dumped the pieces of the longest one with my Whip eye whipped the table top off the things on it not even sure just what these people were selling just getting OFF whipping it off. Eye got to make them STOP. Why don't they knoe its the Pentecost of Moses. Some were selling bread baked inside the oven leavened. Eye smashed into those crates full of doves setting them free. Then eye went wild turning over the tables of the sellers who were left they fled they went outside where they who do such things belong. It does no good to list the things they sell from drugs to food then clothes even some veils it went to the floor of MY temple today is the Pentecost of Moses. The Sacrifices being sold got driven in my rage they went out to the desert no one knoes who's cattle they be now the GOD of Heavens. They could not touch me eye filled this prophecy my house shall be the house of prayer.

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Jenson the MOneylender

This tall bearded person smashed open my Cases of Doves I did expect to get much money the Temple full of poor people doing sacrifice to Gods. The money in the bucket spilled out upon the Temple floor even before this Jesus is finished with his one Man personage destroying every ones work here today inside this temple the Jewish Priests begin picking up the coins. Very Oddly stuffing them inside long pockets keeping most of it making the pretense of gathering it up for the Church coffers.

Three

The Stranger passing bye

i will not be Jewish i desert nomad Himmel from Turkey this Cow almost stepped on me where no Cow is expected to be the commotion is from the Temple. i bowed to Allah then froze when these Doves came quickly almost dive bombing me they flew too quickly then gone. it is this Jesus he is doing this this very wonderful prophet who i come to see is going off whipping the tables in the temple setting the things off onto the floor setting his temple free. it is this Jesus he he he is the person doing this.

ed.note.ed

Jesus tells us the testimony of two men if they agree becomes proff. This thing is poem fiction yet based on true story. Goodnight. Poor Minions my lucky readers. This is light.

NINEteenNPMPoems The Mission

NINEteenNPMPoems

NINEteenNPMPoems

The Mission

When you get in line too Early it feels like your legs is falling off your body its worse then the line to get in the theatre to see the movie. The desk person who is usually Male but sometimes female comes outside to scrutinize you. WHY do you come here to this mission. ??? well eyem poor eyem homeless. You need to get your JOB. They tell it rought like you should be working not enought. Then they might tell you to work here for them but you could refuse the JOB. Eye told them OH SIR eye just hiked in here some 32 miles down the rode to get the bed im here to eat some food but then to sleep. Do you get my drift for eyem drifting south once more the winter is trying to kill me. We need someone to Paint then they never believe me eyem allergic to the latex in the house paint. Eye get deathly ill when painting. Why should eye suffer for your work ethic ethos. The supper is not much then off to bed but first the showers. Iff you do not have problems when you go inside to shower in these missions you will get them there to bring them with you to the roadside when you leave them sometime after breakfast which is not much. They told me they do this to keep bums like me from living there too long. They limit the time you will be there only for three days out of ninety five. Eye told one drunk not to smoke in bed once my sheets got shorter eyem still lucky to be alive now. Criminals live in these places like Army Barracks they kill survivors when they show up. There is some good people on this world but they do not help others to survive they kill. The whitest of your kind is ebony the ivory blinded them they thought of money every time. If you fill the information out if there is the social security number on the card it only means they getting money from the Government for providing you the overnight they usually get $7 or 9$ depending on who's telling the story. So be in no hurry to be homeless OR Crime never pays for very long. Eye do not go to mission houses or wish to see them now. Gone but not forgotten like my life. The Mission.

18npmpoemMonday

18npmpoemMonday 

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18npmpoemMonday

some people who drink

they smoke

then them prolley eat solid food

they beg for money in the city properly

they prolley steal some things

they get the free bes most of them denied to me

they stold something from me

my citizen rights like Cain like Kane

befuddled eye scream Rosebud gone

eye also be Winston Smythe

looking for one kiss

1984 then 666 is come

to ruin me in flight

to plunge me into fright

no love for homeless people left inside

of no one home

bereft they sail on confused wings

the speeches they give inside the auditoriums

about human rights for the citizen

too bad they work them for drunks for illegal users

but not for one old homeless

eye bow my hoary Head then cry

AnimalFarm is here now

eye must non speak eye non person now

eye intend to be here this summer

just to teach them this lesson

some of us will live in spite

of rules intended to prevent it

some people do not wish to drink or smoke

but live

to Carry on my cross

for HIM

to see my Jesus

eye wish to ask him why

eye become this new non person

17NPMMonaLisa

 17NPMMonaLisa

17NPMMonaLisa

17NPMMonaLisa

She is smiling her secret lover is in town he is her long lost lover from the south she does not dare let her husband knoe he is around. So she does not let the smile touch up her lips. She did not bat her eyes. She simply froze her expression like people do when the Painterhollers please don't move my dear Lady this is how eye wish to paint you now. Then for several hours she keeps this smile. Inside her self where no one sees is he. The reason for the smile is somewhere close inside the city miles. She thinks perhaps he smiles. So the smile gets seen the painter paints it in. Then she gives in to pressure the smile is doing things again. It seems to go but no it hides. The corner of the mouth misses the paint brush strokes. The painter frowns down to the canvas he searches MOna Lisa's face for the smile he thought he painted it but non its Trace is gone now but oh no not ever forgotten so now he turns up the corner of the lip just barely with his smallest brush to get the smile to get the smile to get her smile to see it there once more again but then he lost it there for everyone to see the smile of Mona Lisa one moment there one moment there again then gone. For viewers of Eternity. Davinci won.

jjones

jjones

jjones

Poem 16 For 2011 April

Bi-literal interpretation. OR the INOrdination of Rome. Combine the pressure of National poetry month of April 2011 with the useless worry of every Day life then multiplex it into GIGO bytes into my nerve endings then time it into how could anyone use the microwave in the study room the thing is just too heavy to Carry down them steps besides most of my food is pre cooked. No one is cleaning ducks here from the pond ici. The left over from the children suffices to fill me like one more Day its like  miracles when eye get food. Why did Jesus go without food did his body functions work did he think his body dirty. He did not like to use the restrooms on the Roman Iter. The Tracks the soldiers left with the Chariot's made ruts too hard for sandals to walk into them. There wAs never any toilet pooper paper there. The other Christians never carried no paper neither they roughed it in the bushes on the side of the roade. There is never no room in the inn for Jesus. The limits of the rudiments of the roots of the forever outcast numb me now. The NEWS teller tells the worst disaster then the caller comes online. Lets listen in. Phone : We need the names of the people who died. NEWS : we do not give the information until after the investigation. Phone : I might be the family member of one of those dead people. NEWS : “unintelligiblehissingnoises” coughing Loud hew hawing then silence. Phone : tell me in English this time. NEWS : we will publish the information you need long after you get it from other sources we will soon publish this information when you no longer have need of it. We do the NEWS we do not do Public Service. HOWEVER we did some research AS to what humans do we think you should GET OFF THE PHONE now go call some of your relatives. Have Nice Day. The long click then the tone then silence. jjones.

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The Webstir with the Devile.

SIck why do you get so SIck.

Devile : You would not be so sick if you were not the bad person you would not be so sickly so poor iff you could only be good or be Godly.

Webstir : Consider JOB how he suffered.

Devile : humnnm. Perhaps eye misjudged you.

You see JOB well he wAs A  good person.

Webstir : you see how you just condemned yourself you wound up agreeing with me. Why then did this GOOD PERSON JOB suffer so much for doing good humnnm.

Devile : you mock me sir. So do you wish to be compared to him to be like JOB the job is mine oh ho he he. He buffed his nails till they shinned in Webstirs face. Then he smiled.

Webstir sings:

eyem going to this party up in Heaven when eye die

the entrance fee is just the givers name

just tell someone his name

to see me there

its his price he paid

you do not have to be no one

to party there with me

just bring yourself to me

Webstir bowed his Head then cried

then the Devile wept inside

when he seen my fifteen npm poetry

14npm Wordsmithe

14npm

Wordsmithe

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14npm

Wordsmithe

The length the men go to to prepare the ending but the beginning is begun with little to none the fanfare notwithstanding the middle entree filled with conjecture the length the men go to to prepare the tomb for the dead the living largely ignored is Stiffly British in origin. Eye think it is some sort of power men perceive to be superior to the dead they do not move they will not hurt the men instead the men may move them where they wish them to be seen to be perceived to be displayed like fish being dried from the nets of the boats of the fishermen of Galilee. The bright red ribbons line the Hallway pointing to the Small unlighted candle lit room the alcove where the body is held in state. While the high seas swell while the white studded clouds scream the names of the dead while who can tell them all to GOD oh Barryemore were you allowed the throne? Will you be mine in all eternity the pathos of the will of mortal coiled. And yet I think you lost to me whether going up or down into the ground or some Christians think up in the Air. We will certainly get no more intercourse while you Lay dead then gone somewhere somehow still lost to me while the white scudded clouds oer the high seas scream out the names of the dead the sea swelling with the bodice of the lucky men the living on the boats rejoice they lived they did not perish in the green the blue oer the Waves letting them obfuscate the power of the living over the longing of the dead. So you do not rise to weep with me so you do not rise. The blue green ocean moved the world it tilted on its Axis to impart the peril of destruction come to some of its outlying island's like Japan. While the white clouds stream the living the waters of the deep keep the listing of all of the dead they've taken Barryemore down to his grave who shall eye play with now who shall be my slave to love who will say my name. The flag is still half mast. God rest the Queen.

#13NPMSHeenism

#13NPMSHeenism

by Charles Robert Hice on Wednesday, April 13, 2011 at 9:26am

#13NPMSHeenism
SHeenism
You think eyem Gay but im not even very Happy.
YOu thought eyem homosexual but eyem lesbian.
eyem winning
eyem meaner then hog spitting
crack rocks onto the frozen lakes of michigrin
Hollywood is so full of SHeen the reflection leveled the skyline of New York City where they got this Giant Worm called Charlie
both hands on the crack pipe you see this now how brown cow eye spend seven dollars for my five dollar stones
eyem winning
when the mothers of mercy in Lost Vegas seen my show
they spent seven months
getting connections spending Cash they saved for seventeen years
now they see the dirty light of SHeen
they spend the time left on the earth just getting high
don't you see this now im SHeen
they call it SheenWood now
some small bit of knowledge is dangerous to them even Jefferson who never rode on airplanes is like Thomas who doubted Christs wisdom is like unto mine Sheenism is it not rocket scientry oh limitless achievements. Post Mordem Delicate eyem winning don't you see this
two byte actor on the stage working without the net
eyem winning

http://www.myspace.com/chxwinningwinningwinning

Twelve.odt

Twelve.odt

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TWELVE

TWELVE

putt one more inn the sack for the gentleman Tommy its called the bakers dozen. The worst joke in the world.

The Tourist Trap.

OR

How many policemen can you get into one phone booth?

get ready for to be amazed.

Twelve twelve putt one more loose moose
Sack for the gentleman spurts Orange juice
Called the bakers dozen the five policemen
In the mirth accommodative
Trap' or how many policemen lacked the nerve
Get into one phone booth intact

now my version

Billy Club into the booth

one person

He got into the booth he squeezed inside

then his cell phone rang it buzzed it howled out loud

he told the other policemen

excuse me

eye got to take this call outside
he oozed he poured

he left them there fourscore