Twelve.odt

Twelve.odt

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TWELVE.odt

TWELVE

TWELVE

putt one more inn the sack for the gentleman Tommy its called the bakers dozen. The worst joke in the world.

The Tourist Trap.

OR

How many policemen can you get into one phone booth?

get ready for to be amazed.

Twelve twelve putt one more loose moose
Sack for the gentleman spurts Orange juice
Called the bakers dozen the five policemen
In the mirth accommodative
Trap' or how many policemen lacked the nerve
Get into one phone booth intact

now my version

Billy Club into the booth

one person

He got into the booth he squeezed inside

then his cell phone rang it buzzed it howled out loud

he told the other policemen

excuse me

eye got to take this call outside
he oozed he poured

he left them there fourscore