Wednesday, June 19, 2013

MicroShirt

MicroShirt
MicroShirt photo MicroShirt.jpgmanufactured in the USA
POrterHOuse COmpany
every geek will want this shirt the half tie on the collar to show you chaffed at work the barrel chest is starch unlimited reinforced with concrete melted and refined in after burners in our labs
the colorless shirt is oderless
takes sweat away with charcoal activated sleeves you will never need to buy another shirt this year
this shirt works best iff left outside in the rain then drip dried on the lawn
look at the great success my company has with executives
off course we are admitted
we do not knoe beans about shirts
but we knoe what yuppies like to wear
the MS logo where the little polo pony used to go
one size sold
atmospheric depression keeps a person cold or hot depending on the climb
upp you go in MicroSoft or down the tubes
do it better in the
MicroShirt
all materials manufactured in the making of this shirt were reproduced bye MicroSoft

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