Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Facebooke

Facebooke

And we think YOU have problems on facebook. Here is the rendition of a total freak call him Tellatommyo. Say it like tell a tommy oh. He went down his profile page making inane remarks on all his friends posts when he was good and drunk. He was so sure and stoned he thought it was so funny what he told them. He made up so much wisdom that was alarming to his peers. It gave them pause and fed there fears. Then You Tube auto posted all his porn it was disaster you dont want a girl named Mary to see that stuff you look at when no one is looking at you looking at it on Facebooke. She secretly loves it she saved the links where her daddy he cant see it. But when there is too many people going all at once how can it be anything at all to watch or share with a little girl called Mary there. What iff her daddy finds the links and then traces them back to Tellatommyo to find out his daughter is secretly reading poems of a 55 year old bum. Facebooke has just reached 350 million users and will soon be making some changes to serve our growing community. We will be deleting peoples profiles like that aweful lecherous Tellatommyo. Then they did delete the profile of a young 12 year old boy nammed Tommyo his daddy got so mad he sent weather to them all his snow is still on order his ice is in the hall. WHere will all the TOmmies go When the GOD of Facebooke decides he wants no one there at all on Facebooke.


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