RubberToothCapper

RubberToothCapper
By HashBrowns(TM)(R)A Toledo, OH. Company. We are the newest subdivision offices of Zappersunlimited.com. We are the main repulsive division of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater, Company. NY. NY. Dennis_Dennis acting as President Whirly is still on vacation, time was, people only took two weeks not three. Dennis-Dennis called Donald Plence into the office on the rug. He said it has been two months. Sorry Sir ROnald he said to the Treasurer of the company. You are standing on my rug. He was smug. Ronald shrugged it off. The rubber tooth capper is not a selling item. How can we make it better? ed,note.ed when basic functions change it is harder to do everything basic functions should not change. At this Sir ROnald stepped back OFF that rug and walked up to the desk placing hands in a spread like he was picking up that whole DESK to carry it home with him. We had to buy back the last shipment to Merced Hospital the patients were using too many of them they were using the boxes up so they did a BedPan check and found out where they are showing up. Dennis-Dennis frowned. DO you mean sir??? YES. Poor DOnald frowned as well. They are swallowing them way too many times the patient just points at the tooth usually just after meal time as soon as a meal arrives the Nurses just get another Box of them out and give them a new one ; when they ask for one not understanding where they were going. Rubber is not ever a good thing to swallow. Howsoever so far we have been lucky at the Legal Department. How so said Dennis-Dennis. There have been no fatalities yet said ROnald Plence. I have to make the decision real soon to pull this Item off the open market. I agree said Dennis-Dennis. We can not keep selling an Item that does not work. However I have a new plan A. Dennis-Dennis leaned forward he was all ears. Ronald carefully pulled a RubberToothCapper from the Box on the desk. He placed it over the end of the #2 pencil erasor end. We will NOT pull this item OH NO we will resale them as Pencil Erasor Extendors. Let the Teachors cap the pencil ends of the most nervous students on Testing Days, to keep them from wearing out the test papers and the pencil ends, and saving the life left in the erasor ends. Call them PencilEndCappors. We expect to Gross. At this last statement Dennis-Dennis could only smile. He continued smiling and waived away his agreement turning his hand backword and waving a gesture of dismissal. He went back to his Three Million Dollar Dell computor ; he flipped over another card it was the Jack of Spades he placed it on the Queen of Hearts. And he smiled. GO TO www.pencilendcappor.com.org.ltd to order yours now. OR just use it for a RubberToothCappor.