THiefNSNitch

THiefNSNitch

You be the Judge Judy and the rest of ewe and yew and yes you and even yu. The snitch in me was smelling a rat. He even barked at me they bark but can they bite. This gentleman was in the trash can eating my pizza he found nothing much let me tell you. SO eye let him bark and eye waited for the right moment then eye dived. He seemed a little uncertain at this MAN hovering inside the trash can looking very putt out at him. Eye was almost angry when eye kept finding my nothing eye left it all there from yesterday. EYe salvaged a whole pizza now sitting here on campus with the left overs of it sitting ready now to eat. Butt eye had found a thief. Not only was he trying to get ahead of me he was muttering because eye was there searching and eye was in no mood that early to let such a worm get to me. NOW here is the part we come too. HE went to the door way of the PAPA JOHNS pizza placed there was two bundles of SUNDAY papers for the customers to PURCHASE them inside the place eye bet they sell them just like pizza panned pies. Eye could only watch in horror as he took one from the topp of the bundle and went threw the ads what could this bum be looking for it made me mad and then eye smiled. He putt that newspaper inside his pack. Iff only eye had bumped into a COP at just this time. Eye could have rid the street of scum. Granted some of you cant see a paper gone as crime. AND yet eye think that you must now decide. What and iff eye take this as example and start stealing papers on my own and teaching others that its allright. The thief has won but he will read the paper and leave it under him and use the part he wants for his wiper in the mourning light tommorrow let him go and steal another one he at least got no food from eye. Eye am less angry now and full of pizza dow and love. He was wearing a plaid shirt you knoe the kind black and white and read all over with a carry case to match just in case the police will mabe read this. And now eye smile in peaces. He is a little more uncertain of his bark and of his thieving ways got caught. He must be living on my parking lott. Eye tossed no stone at him at all but left some fear his way. Eye have my rights today is SUNDAY oh go read it in your paper there. Beware.