United CharlaX Governmeant

United CharlaX Governmeant

The Pree Amble

A Classic Paroday

Bye the People Four the People OFF the people

let my people go

Black Power

up the Ante

where is Kansas

limited brain case but unlimited power the lagg is killing me what a monster there will be no justify for the monkey when the time is upp and over the topp is a long way down the ladder is rung the bell is knelling only for the highway is longer then the road. When the ROLL is called up YONDER it will be a Cross Topp BUnn. With Jam cause Jelly wont Roll. Roll the list roll the list call the roll is what eye meant the Governmeant. The acting President is Grey. Hounds are only Basket chasers. Baskervilles. Tartan worthwhile creatures full of fangs and old movie lists. Have ewe ever had a field day. ANN AMble with the marbel day. Spam streaming on my intergnet signal the lagg working against me reporting a bad lagger. Queens are not the same as queers now stop and do not think about this. Judges bang the gavel order in the court make mine with mustard over flowing fourth chair find me quick as the brown mustard gas attack the wall post the destruction of my facebook now id the time for all good women ewe to come to the aid of poor CharlaX Richard Long Rhymes with Ringer and Feather. Oh well iff eye have to spell it out LONGER.

Plaids

Plaids

Satan and Daniel

one last word

“Checked or checkered worsted or suited to be nude under your clothing is transparent apparently non existent to my naked eye think this will be easily my last try Daniel answer me what is the last word” ? “Remember it means your soul against your long and sinful life”. Daniel shuffled his feet there was only a long silent night. “Away over there in the manger”,  the Devil began to sing. “Stop that” was from Daniel, “How do you expect me now to think” ? “eye need a drink a stiff one or both, ? eye need to THINK!!! The merciless Devil began to sing louder “Baby Jesus in the Carriage rhymes with perfect Marriage” yes you never married Daniel Webster but you played the bombast lots of times. Tell me now this one last test of time repeat after me “the last word is now just fill in the blank for your life ; at this the Devil Satan rocked back and forth in a Mimicry of him and then HE smiled. You always defeat me so quickly so smug in your Lawyers britches. While Christians die naked and stoned in the bull rushes of “GOD”. Daniel was smiling now. The Devil slapped his hand up over his mouth TOO LATE he realized just what he had done. Daniel seized the day. “GOD” is the last word howsoever you say it Jesus or Our Father the last word is “GOD”. Then the Devil rode a giant lightening rod back up to the Heavens and Daniel did his little Webster definition of a dance shuffle full of saving Grace. He shot his cuff out and buffed his sleeve and looked down at his Plaids.

UARS satellite

sattelite

sattelite

dot dot dot dit dit dah and indeed the satellite shall smite the world as Nostradomus predicted in 536 BC or whenever the thing was written down much later as a hand me down shirt from the brother wool gatherer where will the thing come down now is the time to tell you all they could have should have would have shot it down but the shrapnel would fill the sky much worse then the debris would have filled the Korean Nuclear Chamber setting of the chain reactors. If that radiation still dont shine gonna kill that mockingbird of mine. DATELINE canada soda cans HOLY recyclying Moose man it landed and is being stolen by Northern light men on Mooses. Flash in the pan in canada. AAron and Abigail got the first piece it is so shiney they blinked then raced it to the can man place they got in line speaking French is such a lovey dovey languages. they got Fifty six LBS. thats 14 cents American. And how is YOUR saturday eye am tired of waiting for this UARS sattelite to land in NORTH AMERICA eye am ici. sattelite

11nine

11nine

CharlaXFabels

Nicknamme

Famous
and not so famous nammes began to beg for my attentions before the
mourning light has faded in all the deserted places.

Famous
American Nicknamme Number One “Connie”

Connie
Conrad Weiser traveled to
all the Indian capitals and negotiated many treaties they called him
“connie” it means conniver because he was so wise he made
many inroads to peace even in spite of the fact that he lived with
the Mohawks he was a survivor quite possibly a Christian though there
is no evidence to support this the reason for this treatise is the
bubble of peace that surrounded him and all the Indians quite
largely disappeared with his demise for Death takes the Spirit Home
to Christ.

Famous
American Nicknamme Two “Davit”

Davey
“Davit” Crockett this early pioneer was left with this
early Nicknamme as the result of a fight he had at the boat docks
with Mike Fink who simply did not like the color of his famous
trademark SkunkCap he had taken the skunk in a fair fight and used
the white fur with a black stripe he defeated the alarming FINK when
the man was overcome by the fumes from the cap he called for the
David they thought he was saying Davit after the lift for his famous
raft. He swaned and Davit Crockett hit him with his best jab and won
the fight is now in historic traces.

Famous
American Nicknamme Number Three “Johnny Appleseed”
Jonathan Chapman little “Johnny Appleseed” Jonathan
Chapman
was an American politician, serving as the tree planter for the
generation of Appleists they all had wives and married young it was
not unusual for them to be seen bobbing a lot. He was last seen near
Idaho still wearing that silly IRON pot on his head some say it was a
serving pot to make Applesauce and other apple soups. He traversed
the land leaving many seeds podded behind him. Trees of Apple in a
row go little Johnny go go go but Johnny Be Good was my favorite song
once.

Famous
American Nicknamme Number Four “bigfooted’

Neil
“Bigfooted” Armstrong was a astronaut yearning for the
stars when he joined the NASA program they said do not get your hopes
up but we will get you to the moon. On July 20,
Neil Armstrong became the first person to set foot on the Moon. That
is when the Houston controllers said WAY to go “Bigfooted”.
This nicknamme stuck with him all the rest of the days of his life
in this lifetime. He was astounded one day when his 6^th
grade teacher Mrs. Alpine Smith said how is it going there
“bigfooted” yew. He was surprised everytime someone
remembered him.

Famous
American Nicknamme Five “CharlaX”

Charles
“CharlaX” Hice

This
famous author and statesman was making a new fabel when the idea came
for a new nicknamme he wanted to use Charlock because of the faith of
the grain of the mustard seed and because there is already a CharlaX
in France the soccer KING. The ax on the end of Charl refers of
course to the CROSS of JESUS and makes the man appear to be religious
in all his writings at least famous. He does not always make a JESUS
reference in every fabel but the reader should take it as love for
his ewe and grace from above in every fabel that eye dew there has
got to be love a little place in my heart for humor not much and the
liscence plate in place for the words that eye miss the spelling on.

work

work

work EYE SHOWED YOU MY INTELLIGENCE when eye hammered the pegs in the round holes not the square ones but eye showed you my ass when eye told you how much eye wanted to hammer the square ones there. life is too short not to go there. to have fun is the answer to the end. oh eye was two young wishing for the brass ring tone but not understanding eye had to have a phone eye fought against the mark of the beast the phone eye have now has a charger and a clock eye use it to tell time nothing more eye would not even dial 911 they would arresst me for stealing someones phone eye found it on a ledge outside a lieberry on a wall of stucco no one was home this may have been the reason they kicked me out of the lieberry SOMEONE heard something is what they said to me but eye unplugged the phone in plain in front of the policeman eye did so now eye am in my new city jack off the wall is made of fences and trespasses no where to lay my head eye hide atop my bed is made of wishes and poor dreams oh but such dreams eye have of ewe not to be discussed in public and yet you must sense just what eye meant to tell you yes it is sex when consenting adults play hard ball it lingers all night long balls off (typoe) lightening ripping my sky apart simulating the coming of my lord as eye think only of her there wishing we could meet for real for life. Romance is the key to life. Violet Barbarella MaryJane Fonda. dew you see this as easy eye see this as work.


ed.note.ed the pic because on SUNDAY eye found a Cross Crucifixt across from a Catholic
on the ground on a chain
it is a Jesus thing

HOW

 HOW

HOW

HOW
IndianHow
a paroday of who
Who are you ?
eye am How eye am the Indian How
How are you ?
yes
eye am How
you already said this once How are you Doing.
eye am fine
eye thought you just told me you are How
just kidding
JustKidding is my niece
eye am How
WOW
you must be serious now
NOT Now How
oh ok talk later
TalkLater is my Uncle.
You have a lot of people in your WigWarm.
No not really in my Wig warm is only How.
TeePee.
Stop laughing now.
And How.
How
BrownCow
OH BrownCow is daughter of
HOW.

Agony MOuse Padd

Agony MOuse Padd
https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1XyaTuKbeHQ-YyW3Ep15KDLVZkQpSxkduh5MDuCfIp_A

Agony MOuse Padd

Agony MOuse Padd

The agony was several days eye refused to get to the counter to ask for a mouse padd the agony was caused by not knoeing what they will do for eye. Eye finally decided to try. This prose poem is brought by the tear in my eye to ewe. They did not refuse to help me they would not tell me no but they refused to give me one for my very own bout it is nice to use it for the time eye am alone with thoughts in public they let me take one not all the away home but to my laptop zone and eye can use it all day long as long as eye return it when eyem done sometime same day kind of thing it feels so nice to eye to use something loaned and the lieberrien is so nice to eye think eye am in love again she is the ethnic Chinese almost touched me with her hand such a nice feeling in a man and eye will return this mouse padd in agony because it is a gift and eye will not steal this gift but use it wildly in my dreams as thrift and pay the agony with love

SideArm

SideArm.docx

SideArm

He walked with his arm out from his side extended into apace near his shoulder was large he neared the table where the other bums stood to make room for him HEY they all hollered its SideArm everybody move. Eye am George Worthington and every body snickered you is SideArm just to us they all laughed and handed him the whiskey “ they set the laptop down in front of SideArm and he paused the bottle not yet to his mouth he froze. This is CharlaX Dell computer his only means of contacting his ewe where is he now where did you get his so mean of you ??? And then he laughed and pulled of his disguise it was me not you and eye got my poor laptop back from the wrecking crew. Pretending to be SideArm was hard thirsty work but eye got cokes and water from fountains. My friend Billy was still just a kidd eye asked him why he was staring so hard at one guy who came upp too close to the table he left a huge apple pie for me to eat for eye am able to get the apple out from under the crust. He told me he changed his hair oil and cutt off his bearded face and that must be a new tee shirt but that is my friend poor Tom and eye laughed and told him that is My uncle John. Jack in the Coffee is still a good place three free refills bring no disgrace. BOX BOX BOX the guy with the wool scarf and the ping ball head PONG PONG PONG lol. The time is standing closer to the sink hole under water the miller told me what 12 minutes is it 12 minutes to 95 eye almost did not finish up my friendly oration but told him NINE o'clock is when this established opens. To my friend aside eye said he must have some idea of when this lieberry opens. He went to the store to get bred he is old enought to get some on him. Largese and winter time approachmeant. The end of SideArm is coming soon he is a handicapp when he approaches they yell LOOK OUT hes got a SideArm ahahaha.

SideArm

SideArm.docx

SideArm

He walked with his arm out from his side extended into apace near his shoulder was large he neared the table where the other bums stood to make room for him HEY they all hollered its SideArm everybody move. Eye am George Worthington and every body snickered you is SideArm just to us they all laughed and handed him the whiskey “ they set the laptop down in front of SideArm and he paused the bottle not yet to his mouth he froze. This is CharlaX Dell computer his only means of contacting his ewe where is he now where did you get his so mean of you ??? And then he laughed and pulled of his disguise it was me not you and eye got my poor laptop back from the wrecking crew. Pretending to be SideArm was hard thirsty work but eye got cokes and water from fountains. My friend Billy was still just a kidd eye asked him why he was staring so hard at one guy who came upp too close to the table he left a huge apple pie for me to eat for eye am able to get the apple out from under the crust. He told me he changed his hair oil and cutt off his bearded face and that must be a new tee shirt but that is my friend poor Tom and eye laughed and told him that is My uncle John. Jack in the Coffee is still a good place three free refills bring no disgrace. BOX BOX BOX the guy with the wool scarf and the ping ball head PONG PONG PONG lol. The time is standing closer to the sink hole under water the miller told me what 12 minutes is it 12 minutes to 95 eye almost did not finish up my friendly oration but told him NINE o'clock is when this established opens. To my friend aside eye said he must have some idea of when this lieberry opens. He went to the store to get bred he is old enought to get some on him. Largese and winter time approachmeant. The end of SideArm is coming soon he is a handicapp when he approaches they yell LOOK OUT hes got a SideArm ahahaha.

JavaJack.docx

http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?poemnumber=1105642&sitename=charlax7&poemoffset=0&displaypoem=t&item=poetry

JavaJack.docx

JavaJack.com ® Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater.Org

Jack ® IN the Box is a religious organization so acting President John Q. Whirly is making all new decisions concerning the new coffee. JavaJack.com is now online and available at all the stores in the United Kranium Country. Remember this is only a test soon this Iced Coffee Latte will be available in this country US of A. Kona Coffee from Hawaii is always the best but now we added ICE. JackIce.com/JavaJack.com we do not own the trademark ® on this yet. But we will use the ice machine until we get the Jack.Snowcone machines in place. Jack.Lemonade Stands out back. We are entering the millennium now we are running out of Jack things. Looking for alternative Jack. The latte will be flavored just like Starbucks ® only somewhat different we will use the Snowcones flavors everyone knoes and loves the ice machine will be moved into the Kitchen for the latte will be only made according to the flavors on the Wall thing. JohnJack will get tired of pointing to it all the time. You want a list go into JackintheBox look up on the wall no wait COMING SOON lemon line lime flavored Ice Kona Coffee only at Jacks Restaurants. Oh wait its called JackintheBox in THIS country. YES my head is also a huge Ping Pong Ball. From California. NO REFILLS FOR FREE pay each time you get it get as many as you can stand to suck the lumpy stuff out of the Jack ice. Acting as the Treasurer CharlaX Plence. Uncle (R) onald Rest In Piece we are following YOUR footsteps into Oblivion and shaving ice in this millennium.

MorePp

MorePp

MorePp
In all this excitement eye forgot my pea and queues. the girl who tried to ask me a question at the bus stop surprised when eye did not stop or listen to what she was saying who were you talking too no one is home eye am worry eye am fear eye am homeless on your street lighted from within with the fires of god healing his Jesus within me is chaos on the street the boy how funny eye must seen to this stripling lad of plenty muscles and slick hair and rich looking in his clothes he carries a bag but says he lives in a house he told me the building is now a vacant lot some homeless person burned it down he died from breathing fumey installation in the walls of San Antonio. He told me how he makes his living when someone gets too close to him he Grabs them and robs them this THIEF will not ever be my friend a robber who brags of fighting he thinks that he and he alone is god. The drunkard who was curious but did not come up the steps eye stopped my fear and slept the boy who sleeps upon the roof his baggage gone but still he comes to safety from the street is gone eye live upon my short stair cases of food laying next to me. While everyone eats 666 money offerings from food stamp cards eye still find the goodies and the dogs so hot eye crave the meat like an animal in this heat eye live to eat in the Alamo City of god. Bless me San Antone. Eye almost forgot all the other people moving past me on the sidewalk bless us everyone with MorePp. Oh my god Saint Anthony.

light bulb time

 by Charles Robert Hice on Thursday, September 1, 2011 at 1:05pm light bulb time light bulb time light bulb time EYEM NOT RUNNING eye am only walking fast carrying things like light bulbs in my hand and crippled on one foot how could eye be running in the lieberry eye told the gurd it was not me its time to change the light bulbs in the lieberry let there be light so we all can see its a comedy. the kidd is not too bright he takes the things the supervisor gives him tries to make them work most of them do not they might be doing this on purpose now the kidd is white the rest of them are black or brown everyone is wetback now because of the heat wave this is a safe cooling place listed on the website let my people sit in harmony read eat use the bathroom once then wait get past the light bulb cart he is putting in the wires now the bulb burned out perhaps they are a new size not suited for the old sockets perhaps they will let the boy become a man he wires so wonderfully at home on the ladder he is so nice his voice so soft no eye am still not gay just very happy today they decided the reason the bulbs were burning out much too quickly they did not have the butt connectors wired. STOP this is an actual term it is what electricians call these things. When the young boy twisted the wires my heart leaped of course this is only a paroday meant to upset the women in my life long dream is to be married to the you see these tendencies in eye. The woman outside said THOSE PEOPLE several too many times referring to the group trying to get into the door when it opens they burst into single file then hurry its why the guard singled me out there must be lots of people moving faster then eye do not see why but eye like the safer wiring on the light bulbs https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1uZ8I7I5h4liunO8YDkRWzDCbplp_ZhfmPdcGkYuxz0M this is eye at age 2