Saturday, August 13, 2011

wooden jesus


wooden jesus
san antonio
option option option jesus there is three of them in heaven one is the father god one is the son of god one is the spirit they call him the holy ghost when they call him jesus eye am too poor to be of any use to god so eye keep mucking about just for eye think it would be a better christian is not rich non no they do not make it with the riches into the eye of my needle is tight on me but eye do not solicit funding from large groups of people for television and radio you will only see this massive missive on the facebook and the google doc and a few emails to some friends who want to read me iff prejudiced eye be it is perhaps the televangelist who mars my disposition asking and receiving large sums of money for deceiving people into thinking he is preaching SHOW ME THE MONEY where is the plate luncheons for the poor why is the radio announcers taking home the brown paper bags where is the food to feed the starving Negroes in the bushes of the third world countries as the televangelist gets out his rich imported cigars his bottle of whiskey and his steaks. eye am wooden jesus eye wish to feel eye stand on this deck and try to feel the wind is at my back eye am the wooden jesus on the deck putt your hand on the radio are you feeling any heat then you better find a better plugg you creap into the cheap seats at all the better stadiums to watch youre worthless sports eye divorce myself from youre ideas of god eye stumble in the daytime sober and serene clomp clomp clomp in jesus wooden shoes the feet across the wooden deck the deck of jesus in the sky is thick with flying things they fly past this wooden jesus head ants with wings the termites under the planks the ship is doomed out out out the candle of the bard is made of incest let my people dive off the bow sprint to the dna helix to survive the wooden jesus is coming in the twinkling of eye

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Mercury Theorem


 Mercury Theorem

Mercury Theorem
poems
Mercury Theorem
According to the Universe of Science according to theAcademia of America Mercury can not exist it is too close to the SUN it is too hot on one side too cold upon the other side is dark too long and the day lasts too long on the other one the CORE of the Planet Mercury should just explode long ago according to Medical Science people do not live on the Earth. It is impossible to maintain the correct balance of life inside your glass houses or outside them on the sidewalk no one can actually live on the Earth according to Medical Knowledge. SCIENCE is full of facts these facts when proven do not explain function. Mercury Theorem The Planet Mercury does not exist according to Science. Proff. Eye intend to solid proff. There will be additions there will be facts they will be unfactual they will be from memory they will be for ewe. The Mercury Theorem has been introduced the Millennium has begun we shall now discover that the Planet Mercury does not exist in spatial solitude. Memory test one. Mercury turns slowly about 240 days is one of our 24 hour days. The central core of the planet is made of ice. The reason it never melts is because it cools off on the dark side of the planet then when it gets hot on the day side it is like salt causing it to super cool off like homemade ice cream in the bucket gets hard instead of soft or melts or does not. We will soon see iff the Mayan Calender is incorrected email me in 2012 a few days after January to let me knoe its ok. Go find a copy of Nostradamus. He at least saw things happening in 3027. Memory test two. The mile is about 5000 feet long and there is about 5000 miles between the Earth and the Sun this would mean the entire distance to Mercury from the Earth is about 8000 miles. This leaves about 3000 miles left. Divide the distance. The Sun is closer to Mercury then it is to the other planets combined. Accordingly Mercury will cease to exist when it is destroyed in 2012 by solar flares or ignited by the Comets tail. Haleys Comet is not scheduled but someones comet will aptly be nammed by then close to the Sun drawn into the orbit by them solar flares. One relatively short burst of energy and Mercury is done as limp as a little Richard when done. The ice core of the planet will melt when the solar tongue sucks the planet a little too long it will be gone in a New York Minute or Three is what they promised me but never delivered and black is creamy on the outside pink on the inside like a mudslide slim to none. When the planet burns in the solar flare it will make a hard stone like a left over nut it will go spinning off into the Earth ouch it will hurt when it hits the Earth it might prove Peru to be sure of there facts. Earth will soon be just so many Green Tree wood chips a little sawdust between the stardust. I just checked the predictions the Comet could be a whole group of comets without names just numbers iff there is three sixes in a row among them look out Nostradamus could be right. Earth will die without a fight the last president would not shoot the nearest asteroid with missiles he felt the Aliens would get mad. Besides the three comets numbering 666 would be mixed into the mix only coming to the core like a shot shot shot to a death star. Most of the predictions are for December of 2012 they want people to bite the fingernails all year long then discover they were wrong in 2013 seems unlucky as a number to me. OK send me the email in January of 2013 then wait for my reply. Eye will get back to you eye promise but iff eye dont you will surmise. Memory test three. Eye forget. this is part one. expect a part two to this then perhaps a third Mercury Theorem.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

on the sidewalk


on the sidewalk

by Charles Robert Hice on Saturday, July 30, 2011 at 6:03pm
on the sidewalk
on the sidewalk
blistered feet black move slowly facetiously with calibration hot tongue read between the lines eye like ivy to touch in your pink mouth eye dream of self sex on the sidewalk there is soft things to be touched white this is madness and yet eye must play with a soft silky length of brown skin so soft it hurts to let it go cream the women in my life just do not yet knoe what it would mean to feel me shooting kiss me there its madness and desire some hair some gristle in the mill iff ewe only will remove my old boots but first replace them with new ones eye need new feet on the sidewalk all the faith in the world is only poverty without works of richness without works of madness eye live on love on the sidewalk it is hard to feel my pride in public sex is yours in private when you touch your brown skin is it like mine it makes me come to some understanding what it would take to love ewe in the long run


ed.note.ed iff you see yourself in my pornographic poem yes its ewe
is it ewe ???

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Ideaeye.docx


Ideaeye.docx

Ideaeye.docx

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Eye spent time sending messages at least two then discovered eye am not logged into the account here ici eye think eye will skip this peanuty step and let them smurf other emails more importantly eye need to do more work it is not a designated quiet space eye think there is a limit to what can eye expect or except the cell phone callsmight be off the wall ideaeye the phone calls is the worse sort of uncontrolled noise the other people sitting is the other is the street outside my window is not very far away a leap the tinkling of the glass a drop of only one story and then escape the boredom of surviving the guilt of living in the not so quiet spaces of the needing  plugs for laptops and for phones why dont they charge them up at home iff eye could get three batterys from DELL eye would never use the plug just flip this sucker laptop open like a huge giant phone and type with my remote battery operated channel changer eye just found the security here is against facebook eye think it is the chat box they think it should not work with the high security settings they have in place to keep facebook from working but mine works so what iff they dont like it they can keep the settings the way they are is fine they would charge me money like the coffee shops iff they could get away with doing the pay coins in the slot on the table to start the power outlets on the wall the ideaeye is to keep people from actually using the computors at least to keep people from doing anything while online because they did not use a filter it is still very difficult to do my facebook it is the fact of my Dell is old and needs a tune up it fell into the crack between the high security settings and eye am setting pretty much where eye get the ideaeye am happy facebook works someone should write the congress please tell them to stop the misuse of public funding stop giving money to the Universities for Public Utilities such as libraries iff they continue to shut out the homeless and the poor and the working laptop computors. People who get smarter then the Robots get the ideaeye. 

Friday, July 22, 2011

Jesus Sound


Jesus Sound 
2012
IN Eternity there is no noise 
there is no sound 
of the fires of hell 
no one there hears the noise 
they are free 
everyone is well 
there is where they 
Worship
GOD the Lord

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Sunday, July 10, 2011

strained

strained
my relationship with me is strained glass iff eye were myself eye would be someone else being homeless is not the best thing in this world to be someone would help iff eye could be someone and still be me who would eye be a home owner with a boat a slip a sloop into the night with fourteen hundread batteries for wireless provided by the sea as free why not ocean going intergnet for people just like me to lie aboard more then concrete with a board for my protection it is only there for looks like a poor boys suggestion a shaking spear how could eye use it for a weapon it is crossed with a much smaller stick to be religion. Oh Jesus forgive me eye am not a good Christian letting my extra things rot in the rain no where to lay my head no gain no immediate shelter just laying near my shopping cart hoping no one tries to rob me of my things this laptop is one of the things eye do not wish to lose them. The bagel shoppe is busy ewe eye will finish this strained poem at McDonald's. eye am bugging out and strained. today eye found how hard it is to be friendly to other people eye offered to let a man use my electric plug to share the intergnet signal space which is very limited he ignored me unkindly and rudely told me eye am not in charge of this place he can find another plug is the way he putt this SO BE IT eye will remember the rude long after eye have forgotten being here today some people came in looking for a place to sit they had to go into the Kiddie Land where the little people play some people left with there children in tow the woman gave me a hard look and eye am sitting in the main room not in her Kiddie land place she did not like the old man on the computor the hair and the old clothes must have fooled her its hard to be homeless and so good looking in this public space but eye will not be so quick to be nice to other people next time eye will just do my thing in my alone no reason to offer to share let them find there own damn plugg do you think its right to be so rude to people trying to be nice

Monday, July 4, 2011

4THofJulyJesus


4THofJulyJesus
Jesus walks on the sidewalk with me in the heat but he dont feel it he drinks the shade from every side street he notices the homeless on the bus stops the bus not running on the holiday is here they pass out drunk waiting for the ride home that never comes the police drive by tooting the buzzer horn not wishing to arrest no one on the Fourth of July Jesus walks on the sidewalk with me he notices the smell of the sewer CRACK he says and eye smile they must be smoking them pipes underground this City has a system for the coming Storms to Drain the Mary Jane stinks like weed it is coming from the side street Jesus walks with me on the sidewalk sniffing at the shade the heat melts my fingers on the tape eye twisted it around the shopping cart handle so eye can hold on and steer this thing is full of wonderful things. My heart lays in the shopping cart. Jesus walks on the sidewalk with me looking at the people passing me most of them strangers using drugs and Jesus smiles. He sees them users as real people not just Devils in disguise. Jesus walks past me on the Sidewalk seeing the person of the wino around the corner eye did not see him as eye went inside the store to get my coffee is so good now its so hot eye have to sip it Jesus saved the wino from my cart full of surprises as eye round the corner past the wino fading in my distance eye only noticed how dirty his clothes were even his tennis shoes he was nursing one bottle of beer like it was the only one he will ever have eye suppose someone gave it to him for the Fourth of July and Jesus loved him as we both came passing bye. While Jesus smiles CharlaX cries.