Podunk

Podunk,
Ill.

In
the City Square there is an American Flag and a Spire on the Dome and
a map to the Visitors Center of Forking Dam. There is an office on
the very next Block of a Charity Place called Podunk for Santa. They
have almost the entire shopping mall included as there domain they
have fifteen employees all of them mental cases but not registered
with the Hamilton County Offices. They decided to get a
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater from the Website of
Zappersunlimited.COM@Inc
They tried three times to type in the operational code and failed
each time to understand the security repaster box to make the code
different. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
they had given up when the Phone rang in the office. It was the
Treasurer of WhirlyfritzerEnterprizes.ORG@Inc
Romand Plence. He had traced the botched website attempt and having
nothing better to do decided to go out on this limb for ewe. “WHO
typed in the operational code and why can’t you peruse the
instructions why can’t you find the security box and retyped
the code.” “This is Mortimar Snard the President of
Podunk for Santa. We just can not handle it we are all mental idiots
but we have lots of p credits.” Plences eyes lit up into dollar
signs. The CobaltBlueT.M.@Inc
WhirlyfritzerBOX the new age sumper was now on the way to Podunk,
Ill. They sent him a map and seeing all the blue water he thought it
was the nearest Sea Floor or Ocean Bedded. Instead they had sent him
a map to the Central Lava Beds they were marked in Blue as if they
were color of water but GUESS WHAT of course they are not. Near New
Aiyansh, Ill. There is a place called Lava Lake. It was here they
intended to put the end of the PIPET.M.@INC
Even though they were nearer to Alice Arm they bought a lot of
PIPET.M. and started the airdropps of the
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.@ ZappersInc. The
Pipe Line was going along fast. There was nothing there but side of
the road. Not desert exactly but close enough. The Lava ground made
it appear as iff it was the end of the world. All black and burnt is
some places and red like the Devil in others. That is just Illinois.
They passed a road sign it said Thisaway to Forking River Dam. They
just ignored it and kept on laying and glueing the pipe they were not
even setting it into the ground just placing it there in plain site.
When they were finished Mr. M. Snard was standing at the end of the
pipe to watch the silver bar come out. It was his idea to let them
pile up in the Lava Lake Bed. He was not too smart. For at that
moment all 14 of his people were standing around the blue and cobalt
purple box of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on the other
end in the office parking lot. They had layed the pipe all the way
from Podunk on the top of the tarmac to the roadside then out to the
DRY lava beds. Mortimar bent down and peered suddenly into the pipe
not understanding the FORCE of the CobaltBlueBlast that was sending
the first silver bar hurrying along in the Centrifugal Force. One of
the CoWorkers poured in the Brown Substances into the one sided
mechanism and then they paused. Then SHE smiled and turned the
GREENLIGHTT.M.@Inc
on. Mortimar Snard quickly picked himself back up off the lava and
smiled his head felt like an eggshell broken and cracked for
someone’s breakfast but at least he is alive. So is all 14 of
the CoWorkers but the Tarmac on the parking lot of the Podunk for
Santa Store peeled off revealing nothing but Lava underneath. Hot and
running like a river. They had to Close the City offices temporarily
until they could divert the lava flow you guessed it they used the
PIPELINET.M.@Inc
and got most of it to go into the Lava Lake bed at the other end a
happy ending. Ed. Note. Visitors to Lava Lake, Ill. can still see the
one silver plater bar that beaned Snard on the Noggin and taught them
all a lesson in Podunk, Ill. The lava came out of the PipeT.M. and
filled up Lava Lake with Hot Lava it cooled over years of time and
now except for that one silver bar is a circle of red and darkstone
about 143 miles south of Podunk. Just follow the Pipeline.