WaterCollector

WaterCollector

The Water Collector

The logistics was unreal unfathomable until they called Pauls Excavations in Tucson City. They said it is so simple of a thing to build and yet so much harder to make work out in the field a series of bendable aluminum pipes inside a seathe of silk. We will Collect the Rain as it falls and send it South to a man made lake a fresh dug pool a Arizona Lake. The Bottom of this lake bed is sealed in silk as well and makes a giant Reserve to feed the cities need to make us all stay well. For the silk collector we typed in the operational code at the website for ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.@dot      EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 and because that it was Christmas and because that President Whirly was now on Vacation Donald Plence came on gave us the OKAY for the Project. Why spend lots of $$$ when the PIPE.T.M.pipe@T.M  was only 45 P a section. We had already spent too much on the Aluminum Pipe from AcmeLTD@.com and the silk materials to line the Reservoir and to make the RainCatcher® There was PIPES with wheels on each section edge. We moved the thing along on the desert floor in the sand like a Caterpillar going sideways each section moved only a curtain distance undulating accordingly and waiting then for each section to catch up to it again then rolling off across the sand dunes each man pushing on a BroadBasePad® using the cheapest form of mechanical device and locomotion known to man the human being. They dropped the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. And we quickly assembled the PIPE@T.M.Pipe When someone saw it raining off in the distance we pushed the silk Raincatcher in that direction until we got the thing directly under all that free falling water and then we ran around under it as long as those sponge like clouds would let it fall we got lots of water for that Arizona Lake this way. Not even losing one man we got to him BEFORE he acutally fell off of that ledge and two sections of the silk Billowed out spilling water but we saved our fellow man. There is still alot of water in the desert there where we were and sometimes ewe may see that old pipeline we built it there in 1969.