TaxiCabby2Two

TaxiCabby2Two

He
was fired up STONED on Panama Red the flagon of wine near the
accelerator was bouncing in his head when the Idea was borne and he
had way too much money in the ash tray to ignore this idea he stopped
at the Nearest Breadshoppe.com® he plugged in his laptop he
ordered each item sold separately starting with the fake real lights.
The Strobber lights were expensive but no one could tell it the
differances from a real cop car. * See next poem, ewe. Ed.note. They
balked at the County Logo the small Magnetic sign for the door but
then said OK when he told them that he was a “HACKY” in a
taxi and this was just for Christmas. They said “Sheriff”
on this logo will cost extra the Hacky did not even grimace he
unplugged his laptop and drove into the paint shoppe they primed and
slicked and painted then two hours later he was back on the street
just looking so much like a real cop car it was sweet. On the day
before Christmas he opened the Lightbox® from Stroberlight@.com
than quickly GLUED them on with the Acme@.com
with the Acme.glue® and slapped the magnetic sign on the side of
the cab door and drove. The Hacky was insane chasing cars on the lane
of the freeway. The Real Deputy got behind the hop headed hacky He
fired two clips into the rear tires the angle was off so he fired
them once more taking both of them out. The fake Sherriff car
stopped. Hacky was ordered out. The Christmas Game was now over the
Hacky is on a mental ward now learning not to smoke he is in denial
an alcoholic joke® they had to restrain him only once now they
let him wander in an out he sleeps on a cot in the hall. They will
not issue him a driver’s liscence in this state he is now a
changed man. He was soon let go. Ewe will see him again just walking
in the median holding up a sign that says “Merry Christmas eye
am Homeless eye will work for food and for money and for bread.”