Sunday, February 28, 2010

ConjectureAtThisPointe OR INNClineatt...

ConjectureAtThisPointe

OR

INNClineattheCrucible
minions must decide
The CharlaX Poet has a capable of readershippe laptop in his monkey on the monkies back eye have a pre purchased bus fare a one way ticket out of here to go to then New Mexico is it really gonna be any better there???Android is searching for answers to his problematical searching is reavealing nothing at this pointe conjecture will they do it Betty Dont OR Willy MakeItt. Perhaps a non discretion. A Sequiter of mal propositioning. New Mexico may have embraced the stringent interpretation of Mosaic Law. Perhaps Socialism in the American version of the Law will now become the norm and Censorshippe the ruling force called god. Eye can wait to find out untill the end of May eye then find freedom in a new State of Religion are they Methodist ?? or Indian. American or Mexican? Eye querried the University at this pointe eye am no longer interested perhaps the student only policies will finally make them lose the public funding that also makes them accessible for public users they simply do not let the homeless laptop user use the Library on the campuses is gone. The public systematic is becoming even worse eye understand the problem they want users to live there to be residents of the city they reside inn. I just need a public place with a power outlet. And then a purchase price for coffee in mye pocket. Then eye need the number of the provider. Smacks of 666 to eye think its already gone too far. There was four cowboys sitting in the far corner they were talking way too loud from use of alcholic beverages the bar is over on the corner they only ordered food NO coffee then they said in unfriendly tones THIS IS DURANGO. As iff directing it at me as iff eye do not knoe the City eye am now living inn this new status quo was bothering me they would not let it go. Almost now inn fight mode eye wonder iff it was worth the trouble to be there? Eye need my coffee and this electrical connection to be online the internet. The girl was adamant. She thanked the boys for getting rid of THIS TRASH iff she meant me she was mistaken it was in advance of fact. I left when one of these stinking Cowboys said that old man STINKS real loud. It did it made me mad considering they all reeked of whiskey and bad food now. No incentive to use my last hour there on Saturday they close at three eye left at two. Who likes to be otld they smell (good ) mabe (bad) non no. Boys eye wonder how close you were to a physical fight eye am not kidding now eye was that uptight eye can only hope that Tomorrow will be better for eye intend there to go back. Coffee money can be begged eye got my fifty cents back from a Christian lad. Its SUnday now. Conjecture?



Saturday, February 27, 2010

NoOneisNOwFree

  NoOneisNOwFree

No thought in Person is free. The life of an thought is misery and slavery:

that is the plain truth.

‘But is this simply part of the order of nature? Is it because this administration of

ours is so poor that it cannot afford a decent thought to those who dwell upon it?

No, comrades, a thousand times no! The thought of person is fertile, its climate

is good, it is capable of affording produce in abundance to an enormously greater

number of thoughts than now inhabit it. This single thought of ours would support

a dozen persons, twenty persons, hundreds of persons— and all of them living in a

comfortable and a personal way that is now almost beyond our imagining. Why then

do we continue in this miserable condition? Because nearly the whole of the

produce of our thought is stolen from us by administrative beings. There, comrades, is

the answer to all our problems. It is summed up in a single word — AdminMan. AdminMan

is the only real enemy we have. Remove AdminMan from the scene, and the root cause

of hunger for freedom and overwork of websites is abolished for ever.

‘AdminMan is the only creature that consumes without producing. This paroday of AdMinMan has been brought two you bye page two of AnimalFarm the pdf.


 


AnimalForm

AnimalForm
A Paroday of FOrmed Sonnet 
 SONNET 55
Not marble, nor the gilded monument of Communistic thinking like the Nazies Bane of princes,
shall outlive this powerful rhymes with Farm of Animals now;
But you shall shine more bright in these contented milked versees 
Than unswept stone besmear'd with sluttish time for the lieberry to get a new life.
When wasteful war shall statues overturn they will find the worm underneathe the desk,
And broils root out the work of masonry and not in jest,
Nor Mars his sword nor war's quick fire shall burn
these words on the Lieberries Tomb
The living record of your memory gone.
'Gainst death and all-oblivious enmity have you stored up destruction of the flesh bby doing false judgemeant
Shall you pace forth; your praise shall still find no one in the room
Even in the eyes of all posterity no one can use the computor now at all
That wear this world out to the ending doom you loom as thrall.
So, till the judgment that yourself arise, stop looking at the faithfull minions websites
You live in this pile of your own making, and dwell in lover's plucked eye lashed eyes with quakering. Forsooth for saying censorship is away too dangerous


 


Friday, February 26, 2010

StartingOverNowSON

StartingOverNowSON
Facebook is fried. Gmail no longer accepts the pictures that eye copy and paste into the text of the prose poems that eye make and send to baby lamb. Spelling is not mind. Babay Lambea is how eye spell and say this to her mind. I am repairing none of the damages done just making a new start is hard enought. Nerves are sharp sitting on the edge of wondering iff eye can ever carry on. Yet eye hehehhe yeti yes eye am the abominable charlax now. The life is over the death has not yet come the end in sight eye carry on. Eye retained my love for babay lameba. The house is safer warmer better now. The food eye carry on my handlebarred will feed my pets will make me proud. SHe foraged near the tent last night so cold and there and then eye cried because eye was too upset at this last upset to carry food to home last night. Begging her to go to burrough home but she ignored me mabe she finished all that old left over turkey carcase ceases to feed my black and white kitty catt. Today is startingoverson. There is no real ending to this poem. StartingOverNowSON.

PreAmbulatoryConstitutional

PreAmbulatoryConstitutional


Wreaking havoc on freedom. UnAmerican doctrine. Animal Farm and 1984 comes back to mine ideas.  NOthing has prepared me for the invasion of my bastion my simple broadcast may save millions please pay attention minions. The right to view (sic)k any material upon the internet should be a given no one wants them listening to hearing hiding in the backroom watching what your seeing it smacks of worse things then eye am doing. Its pure and easy Nazism. Naught see ism. An easy play on words. Most of you know eye am a maker of short prose story poems shuddering in extacy as minions comment on my work is slow there is no where that eye can go to avoid the Big Bother Eye they have the Ear as well as Eye decide what eye can do adult and American its true just take a freedom from me makes me read white and blue all over again the green is for the Army Man eye trained to fight the enemy is LIFE is TIME is now the Admistrative Privalges gone mad. The program said NO Poetry allowed as we are Blocking your IP address how sad it includes the little pictures now no longer sent to ewe in email there is only a small oblonged box that says this picture can be seen at Photobucket this makes me mad its not ever PORN unless you count the three wise rich men from the ZZTopPoem sent. The Children must understand eye am not defending everthing upon the internet but eye am defending my personal right to view anything and then decide just for myself iff eye can see it. Today they have take that freedom back away from me and caused me once again to be a free American.  
PreAmbulatoryConstitutional


Thursday, February 25, 2010

ZZTOPPoem

ZZTopPoem
WHo is a Gibbon amid the Hill anear the Beard. DUstty Billly Frankly. Better known as ZZTop. A trio of musical tTtexans what do we need to really knoe about them to like the musick of them ? A tribute poem. They asked the drummer to grow a beard he said Frankly my drear. The bass player called the dusty hill chagrinned he thumbed his jeweled guitar with strings attached. Attack said the Guitarist Gibbon Billy is mye namme Jesus left Chicago long ago to give us fame. Have Mercy been waiting for the buss all day. Back to the future of the blues song. There is no one on no one on no one on the stage comes close to copy copy copy cat this stuffins of love. Right ON. Because he will see you just the same. Have you ever seen such SharPDressed Men in Cheep Sunglasses win the hearts of so many Ladies and Men. Couples listen to them old dogs and poor men children stamping time to blues when ever Papa plays the song box via com radio or Dvd or movie or now the INternet has ZZTop on you tube no regrets the only thing that could be better is being there next time when live too late this is just memorex. Just a snazzi ending to this Jesus loves you ZZ. Top. ZZTopPoem

BIkePoorRider


BIkePoorRider
Eye was framed the bike frame is a gift from this City to a poor man ready to obey the law of properly a tired. The Head Honcho of Riverside Park gave a bycicle frame to me last summer and eye still ride. There was a line of cars on both sides so eye began my drift to the right side lane to be street legal the bike has to go WITH the traffic on the highway. There was plenty of room untill the Toyato Jeep did not left me alone this guy must have a hard on for poor biker guys like me. He just kept coming eye thought that he would finally hit me so eye swivelled eye around just in time to see him bizarrley hit the bumper into the snow it looked like he did this on purpose to slow but it stopped him. BUt now he came around me after restarting he waved at me then with his little middle finger as iff it was all my fault for bieng there. I was so angry eye began to see. The problem then was a Woman slowing down in the OTHER outside lane she Yelled at me the police call this Harrassmeant and it is illegal too as illegal as no brakes on a Toyoto Jeep mabe she was having a Blonde hair day momentarialy insanity she said That MAN went off the road. ??? Assuming she meant it was my fault I yelled back at her as well as unforgotten cuss words that eye want to try to stop repeating unless there is a resonating reasone. I think the man was stopping his machine the horn was blowing before I even got there inbetween that snow and his hard place at me. Honk Honk Honk does not replace the brakes malfunction not the fault of my misdirection function. Iff the man avoided a collision then why did he cuss and wave at me in such derision He needs to get his brakes checked his eyesight too ocular disorientation putated mabe. Is putated a real word no eye dont think so but its better than cussing on my website. CHildren read our poetry. BIkePoorRider

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

deathdearthearth

deathdearthearth

leaving life is just part of living it unworthy is worthy humble is exalt mee up in to the heaven is where i want to bee my soul will fly away then it leaves my body disconnected only temporarily from eternity. carnela carnal mind caremel caramel monestary can be a lonesome boy inside his shelter tent reaping what is sown the door blowing in the snow outside too deep to leave the area to sleep parchance percent the hours come the candle lighted underneathe the bushel there is apples only two are left in case of no desert. love is the only regret eye have no other means of life is over when its gone not before the light is seen. the word maker nears the finite mind he stands and waits he has the time no one can stop the clock from overticking black and ebon in the night is turned to day the sun rises even when the clouds obscure the temperatures drop the night seems too bee embedded in this day. this portant portent written in this haste is the one that got away the one that was better left unwritten in the agony of death the dearth of earth gone old decay will come but only some of it will linger and take away the pain over the LORD risen up someday. faith moves mountains faith leaves the earth behind the house safe from the rain and wind the stone is christ the risen saviour of mankind. this poem was written down before eye died.


 


deathdearthearth

deathdearthearth

leaving life is just part of living it unworthy is worthy humble is exalt mee up in to the heaven is where i want to bee my soul will fly away then it leaves my body disconnected only temporarily from eternity. carnela carnal mind caremel caramel monestary can be a lonesome boy inside his shelter tent reaping what is sown the door blowing in the snow outside too deep to leave the area to sleep parchance percent the hours come the candle lighted underneathe the bushel there is apples only two are left in case of no desert. love is the only regret eye have no other means of life is over when its gone not before the light is seen. the word maker nears the finite mind he stands and waits he has the time no one can stop the clock from overticking black and ebon in the night is turned to day the sun rises even when the clouds obscure the temperatures drop the night seems too bee embedded in this day. this portant portent written in this haste is the one that got away the one that was better left unwritten in the agony of death the dearth of earth gone old decay will come but only some of it will linger and take away the pain over the LORD risen up someday. faith moves mountains faith leaves the earth behind the house safe from the rain and wind the stone is christ the risen saviour of mankind. this poem was written down before eye died.


 


"What may this mean,

 

 "What may this mean,

That thou, dead corse, again in complete steel

Revisit'st thus the glimpses of the moon?

"http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=charlax+sonnets&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=charlax

+sonnets&fp=f15a301262521d7 there is a line break in this can you find it ewe. Doth resist the age of charlax makes the prose.

 Entereth the Sonneteth. A Dropper Namme John Hemminge and Henry Condell were fellowes of this Barded One. They gave and gave and gave.
 

Sonnet 17 Who will believe my verse in time to come

Who will believe my verse in time to come,

we were writting in clairvouyence mode
If it were fill'd with your most high deserts?

Twas Iron Man we were writting of.
Though yet, heaven knows, it is but as a tomb

that suit of armour that he wore so red and gold
Which hides your life and shows not half your parts.

If I could write the beauty of your eyes

we never see behind the mask of Irony
And in fresh numbers number all your graces,

the military aspects
The age to come would say 'This poet lies:

there is no Iron Man there is no god
Such heavenly touches ne'er touch'd earthly faces.'

withe marks of wounds lest Jesus surface
So should my papers yellow'd with their age

the poet falters in the face of this insurgence
Be scorn'd like old men of less truth than tongue,

this man of Iron is purley comical
And your true rights be term'd a poet's rage

iff this be true let poets rage on pages of periodicals
And stretched metre of an antique song:

I am Iron Mon(sic)
But were some child of yours alive that time,

this young CharlaX wept on every comix page
You should live twice; in it and in my rhymed verses

you can guess the meaning of the ages comes

this Iron Man song

and dances.

 


"What may this mean,

 

 "What may this mean,

That thou, dead corse, again in complete steel

Revisit'st thus the glimpses of the moon?

"http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=charlax+sonnets&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=charlax

+sonnets&fp=f15a301262521d7 there is a line break in this can you find it ewe. Doth resist the age of charlax makes the prose.

 Entereth the Sonneteth. A Dropper Namme John Hemminge and Henry Condell were fellowes of this Barded One. They gave and gave and gave.
 

Sonnet 17 Who will believe my verse in time to come

Who will believe my verse in time to come,

we were writting in clairvouyence mode
If it were fill'd with your most high deserts?

Twas Iron Man we were writting of.
Though yet, heaven knows, it is but as a tomb

that suit of armour that he wore so red and gold
Which hides your life and shows not half your parts.

If I could write the beauty of your eyes

we never see behind the mask of Irony
And in fresh numbers number all your graces,

the military aspects
The age to come would say 'This poet lies:

there is no Iron Man there is no god
Such heavenly touches ne'er touch'd earthly faces.'

withe marks of wounds lest Jesus surface
So should my papers yellow'd with their age

the poet falters in the face of this insurgence
Be scorn'd like old men of less truth than tongue,

this man of Iron is purley comical
And your true rights be term'd a poet's rage

iff this be true let poets rage on pages of periodicals
And stretched metre of an antique song:

I am Iron Mon(sic)
But were some child of yours alive that time,

this young CharlaX wept on every comix page
You should live twice; in it and in my rhymed verses

you can guess the meaning of the ages comes

this Iron Man song

and dances.

 


INNtheVernacular


INNtheVernacular

 The slung in the web. Caught in the web. Online good bud. Out of state but there. Left field is okay. Entrance is the loggin page. Find me before I sweat no sweat. EYE am on the internet. Hooked up sounds like a fish caught. Water in the walking as inn the way of via con logos. Now this poet needs some background running out of adverbs. CharlaX Flaming is the unalterable disagreemeant of adjectives and adverbs as in his prose poetry is flaming now. Los. Loser. The Internet slang word defintion is unavailable to this online hooked up landed user. I have a land based electrical connection which is wireless (go figure) in the mirror. ??? MIrror is a good internet worded to describe an actual place in time. We adlib a lot. Los logos verner vidi vichi bad svedish loser. Rhymes with cupp and saucer. laucher say it losser. Still eye am remiss in the effort writting this is easy. Take your laptop and your number to the Grocery store sit it on the counter take no money out to pay tell them WEBLAND sent you see how quick they take away the food you got and laid up on the counter is just Policeman standing there to take your little laptop and handcuffed you away. There is an interesting antseatoats. (antecedent is the precident) ancedoats. Ancedotes. Get here ici anyway you can. Opener is this. There is a worker on the roof of this lieberry when i was stepping just now i tried to emulate his tracks his footprints make them mine when i was walking it looked like i was shaking this whole building but no one even noticed it but eye. INNtheVernacular now. Half a loaf is better then none. Prose Poetry is never has to rhyme.


666sadness

666sadness

There is a loggin to the internet i use a keyword to sign inn mye laptop there is a number on the cell phone but its the time. The only number i will ever call on the small idiot picture boxed is the 911. It makes me sad. The 666 has not yet come but there is everyone with that number everywhere its on the barcode at the grocery on every bean can. Eye eat solid waste i find bizzaro land food and carry on. A motel on the highway i was browsing in the dumpster they made me stop they said the BOSS just could not have it its too rough and tough on nerves the motel customers might see me and feel sorry for me they might even help me so they want to to oviod the dumpster now. Trash is not a means or way of life to them at all. They promised to help me the way rich people do they nonexistant things they leave he said dissappointment comes to you he said it twice he was so sorry he is depriving me of life in trash. ??? 666 will help me he gave me a five dollars. He ruined my supply line now its over thats where the sadness in this poem from is come. The money spent but now i fly on rubber tired the bike missing the stop that almost saved my life the trash can never lidded up now for me at all i cannot like this turn of event the only way that i can sleep is too carry at least three trash bags on bars of handled on the bike to home. There is still lots of them in town the lids of rubber match my tires as eye try to carry vaguely on with trash as a way of life. 666sadness.

 


Tuesday, February 23, 2010

One Legged SKier

One Legged SKier

There is a short ice up trail going down the hill behind the lift the other way is up the hill the slope is rough no one can ski there anyway its tough. The Blind man would not go there he blanched his glasses whitened on the hill. The homeless does not ski at all he has more snow days left to live. The one legged skier with the home made poles approaches the sign that says NoOneGoes his twenty inches centimeters poles have extra stobs to help him up after he goes down the whole effected like a bronze James Bond taking on the bad men his green liner in the gold hair coat is smelling like a goat he likes the girls that smile at him on the way up he got some phones. Numbers just ignore him. He has one good eye the other opaqued out after he hit that tree back in 1935. He tried to peg leg one of his skis but slalom is the way he frees up his attention spans the hard away lives for one brief moment like a real man. Then he hits and uses his Secret Service poles to get back upright and goes down to the car to go back home. Never sad at leaving now he is just glad he made it snow is spitting flaking all around him as he gets in his Yellow and Green VolksWagon. Bug. A real old timey one. Gas is not a problem going home. Life is good for a one legged skier in the snow.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Glue

Glue
TheFarmerintheDell
Those that wait get longer time. Ads adhere to the mouse pad. They open whole cities and villages on my laptop. More usual useless info. I do not have the patients that it takes to be a Doctor. A Voyeur was said to be a person on the Voyager in the StarT Trek Movie. Then the announcer said it was just someone that likes to watch other people. Grammer is just an inlaw not an outlaw or could have been inlaid. Like a Grammer is a book made with leaves and long stems no seeds inside the book has glue along the spine. Loose leaf notebook is blowing in the wind A Dillion song keeps coming to mye mind again its glued he sings so strang reflects a culture long dead but the City is still there. Union made the American can make things but everyone still buys the ones that China glues the pots the toys the central focus of the imports. Energy is synergy is scintillating leering only there is no one left to share the finds the telling is only good for one eye croon may you listen. CharlaXDillon Farmer in the Dell. Farmer in the Dell has left the city left the city in the dell has left the dell has left the dell has left the City in the dell. The Farmer in the City left the dell oh well he left the dell in three note calamity the larger city now the smaller one the larger city in the dell is now the farmer left the dell.
“This land is your land and this land is my land, sure, but the world is run by those that never listen to poetry anyway.” BobCharlaXDillon this has been the farmer in the dell. Glue.

 

AFacebookNotification

AFacebookNotification
What do facebook do. It is a personal application derived its own satisfaction out of torturing home computor users. And laptop users. It will work sporadically on city menus emus wait venues. Most people hit the like button a lot. Some of us send emails. A lot of emails gets you fried by the ever dissent facebook Robots. Eye like this post the fact of the posting the like button is not a mystery to me like likes like. Some people simply work for a living never have the time it takes to do facebook things. Apps take too much time away from other games and loves and word documents. Poetry is the mindless act of an unemployable person usually they post most of them on facebook. The rest of the world watches high definition. There is people reading this in the kitchen making melon balls and thumbing the remote. Home computor use is up. Laptops are all around. Every public area has no where to sit when it is crowded they wont let you stay there anyway just pay up and go away so we can milk another customer. I lost the taste for beer so sports bars with televisions and no where to sit are still out of the question. In 2025 will mankind have a facebook will we be close friends with it . Androids everywhere want to know. Can I still have Forg too. And Forg one. Iff you change the home page even one more time eye am sure eye will stay now increased with glue the eye is panting for love on facebook. Facebook we love you.

TrannyFluid

TrannyFluid
Leaks are red viscious fluid oiley usually under but sometimes up on the motor. Motor weight for the oil varies with differant makes and models sit idle in the backseat talking trash and flipping. Old men on park benches use this oil as body washing. They use this tranny fluid as a subtraction for power steering. Do not add this fluid to your rear end mechanism. INjecting this fluid into your bicycle tube will not prevent flats or scrubbs. Hard to get off of the concretion floors of most garages use Oil Rocks in bags of increments. The recommended use is in your owners manual unless you are a Bentley. Most people do not start the engine. Before adding this fluid check it first. Dip Stick. There is higher prices unless you buy this stuffins by the case and bring it to the mechanic ask him nice to use it (they never do it ) they use there own auto body fluid. Please learn the differances of ATF as opposed to GO and PST. No eye was not hissing at you girl. Usually it will only hold a pint in witch case you are stuck with a half empty quart container after having tossed the cap away you hurry quickly to your tool chest of drawers hold the open one grab the duck tape the lid shut place the plastic jugg in the corner near the fenced in area to never be seen or used again. Most cases of ATM red fluid comes in green as well as 24 containers usually quarts in black or white or green or red plastics. Recyclable materials do not specify. Add the lube to the differential use the small lube tube not the large =r grease gunn. Turn it back and forth many times untill. The Steering mechanism must be attached and not loose or too tight. There is too many grease fittings too find them all takes too much time. There is a nutt located on the thingy in the middle on the rear and now they have them on the fronts. Pay the shoppe. DO never try to lube yourself at home. I think this short prose poem is done unless you are in Utah. Then go punt.

 

Sunday, February 21, 2010

LOVe

 LOVe

 Do not doubt me LOVe. I can type a writer full of words. Totally unecessary now. You have mye heart. All of my LOVe. There will be no going back. Keep on loving me. Keep me in your heart. There is no other words to type but LOVe. Short and sweet like me. I only need the LOVe.

EnoughtTt


EnoughtTt
Jesus.
Again.
Remember Him.
One Dropp of blodd.
It was for me.
One dropp for you.
Its True.
There is no past mistakes.
He took them all to the forgiveing place.
With Him.
Again.
Jesus did this for all men.
He did this for all women.
He did this for all mankind.
He said Remember Him.
We Try.
EnoughtTt.
 

TOPPTENNCHARLAXLETTERMAN

TOPPTENNCHARLAXLETTERMAN
This is the answer : IT looks like its UP to me !
The Question for tonight shows. What has several answers differs meanings differ.
Number Tenn : The antennae on your car radio after the car wash ride.
Number Nine : The indicator arrow. (which one) all of them.
Number Eight: The Zoo keeper asking about the orangeatang.
Number Seven : Smart Honkey in Watts. Whats UP?
Number Six : The bicycle tired after a long ride home.
Number Five : What Superman says in the closet while he is getting undressed.
Number Four : What CharlaX says to Violet.
Number Three : What a policeman says to a robber in New York City.
Number Two : When David Letterman is asked about the house lights.
And the number ONE topp answer for tonight is ........
Number One : What Chicken Little says after scanning the sky very carefully.
 
 

 

Saturday, February 20, 2010

MEG


MEG
There is a place in my heart
for one so far apart
not ever will we be the man and wife
but never have eye seen
or ever have ear heard
the magnitude
of love
that CharlaX has
for
Meg
 so far away
from
Home

popEye

 popEye
popEye oared his dhinghy on the harbor water of the cove his slicker was repelling. Water all around him a Sailor man. yokyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyak well blow me down. Was telling me how misinformed the public eye began to understand this popEye man. Better as this popEye man told me his simple story he bit down a little harder one his corn cobber pipe stem set his JAW a little firmer near his eye. popEye speaking now Eye have a squint in just one eye call it impedimeant but why they thought eye was weilding open that lidded Spinach can with my pipe eye will never understand this popEye man. His laugh was raucous. yokyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyak well blow me down. Conjuncture at this pointe is coming up. In time the can was Spinach and he held it close up to his eye and he is fast with his can opener and so the kids all thought he used the pipe as it billows and it blows with concentrated effort of the open of this Spinach can this popEye man weigh anchor in my Port of Call ? You bet he can. My popEye man.

Friday, February 19, 2010

TemporA Tour

TemporA Tour
Trade It Shun. Ella faunt ears. The how now brown cow was worth more then them Beanstalks. Jack leftovers boot lace boot leg boot heel boot toe the line them up again the wall is frosted flakes of snow is falling down the chimney home to many outfitters outriggers outhouses. Outhouses now this IS an idea. Houses are out there little one room villages set near the milners home away from home housing no one but remains a mystery the little half moon over the center of the hole on one side or the other. Some had boards peeling up nails peeking out exposed a hammer should be taken out to the outhouse walls. Cataloges and order forms a line. Used in place of paper rolls. Visit once never go outback leave your worries then depart so quickly meant healthy wealthy and rise early in the morn. From London near the Trolley Track the mourning train by looking east to Picadilly Square I spy and old outhouse where they leftovers it near the rummage sail during that HUGE TemporATour.

Poetry

Poetry

 
You cannot place a poet in a box of predetermined learning rules and regulations no sooner said then done you cannot call a man an idiot that only hath a speech impedimeant the rules are ever changing outside this box. Wake up. Too Poetry. Spelling is an emphasis oration is a gift of GOD we pronoun the words with this lack of actual spelling its usually on purpose to emphasis the differance. HOW DARE YEW or EWE or even YOU take me for an imbelical cord. I wish that eye could read orate the fate of this particulate. To make you laught at each and every predicate nuance the day make hay diddle diddle in the ears of all the minions there. Where. Where they incline upon divine divan the fan blowing away the smoke from the burnning fish in pan. Fry bread is sticks again. Can you hear the way eye am writing this POETRY POETRY POETRY POETRY today. Every poem has a title every poem hath an middle missive then an ending this bye quoting someone elses poetry. The book is Leadershippe FOUR Literalness. Written by Forrest Poetry Chilsom Trail Associated Press. Iff you see a resemblence. Ed.note.ed. Qooth page ppp 42 end Quoth 43. ...Iff literacy education is ever to reach the STASIS of a SOCIALIST REPUBLIC (emphasis is mind) misquothing now it must go threw a transition phasors on stunned you got you in which students provide increasing impedimeants to learning is not a simple process. Make the Johhny read more Poetry.


Thursday, February 18, 2010

BatManHistorical

BatManHistorical

They mentioned Tibet. Or it was in a new movie eye bet it was there that he learned from the Masters how to fight with the judo. Ju Jist Sue. Wait. Kung FU. Or just plain old know how. Here is the story of BatMan. They called him Boston. Sounds like Gothom. Boston was a young man not given to excitement but quiet and intent. The Teacher was a Bhuddist from Napal. A differant teaching is what they give America. Boston was sitting near the fire watching the water boil. The Teacher was Ming. Lets go listen in. Eye am Ming. Go to your inner place Boston man. You are struggleing again. The Death of both your parents from the Thief gun was bad karma will come upon this joker some day you will win. When you go to pull the kettle of boil off the fire do so with your muscles as iff you are breaking large bricks in two smaller pieces of brick break bricks break brick break bricks break brick. He just sat there smiling and repeating this. But Boston man just arched up his back and pulled the kettle of boil off the fire too quick it came too fast and spilled all the water all over the place. The Teacher calmly watched. Refill the pot then try again was all he said. They did this until the Boston man was very strong. The day would come when he would weild a suit of iron to make the strongest foe to fall. Perhaps a cape and cowl. Perhaps surveillanced ears of Batlike origin.


THOR the MIghty AVenger


THOR the MIghty AVenger
A Blind alley in New York City a poor blind beggar is walking with his cane his clothes look too good his manner too regal but the man who is stalking him ignores all these warnings as he wants and he wants and he wants what this other man has in his pocketses. Muttering under his breath like a modern day Golem this man came at the begger blinded 'What has it got in its pocketses?" he was singing oddly. Donald Blake was startled he was on his way to the Medical Center Lieberry to do some more research that day. His left foot and his right arm became the focus of this fools attacking him. He tried to slam the cane down to get the hammer of Thor but the man for some reason wanted the cane and grabbed it away just in the sickening moments of time before he kicked our Hero from behind the head went down and struck the asphalt ringing like a bell he fell as iff he was falling from Asgard as well as from the Golems kick. But Golem tossed the crooked stick down at the Blind mans feet in contempt he snarled are you going to fight me with this stick you crazxy old man ? Then Blake got his hand on the edge of the stick and slammed the end into the curb. But not before he felt the broken tooth that Golem had given there to him. Golem as not now as quite as self assured as the Hammer of Thor replaced the Blind mans stick he swung it up and around his head and then the Thundar GOD of Asgard stood. The astroid dweller swung the Hammer up it arched once clearing the rooftops of the skyscrapers nearby then back like a giants boomerrang the Hammer struck near the man enought to cause him to lose his footing there. The Blind Doctor Blake was avenged by the Thundar GOD of Asgar THOR the MIghty AVenger.

OLDSuperMan


OLDSuperMan
Eye awoke my Superssuit was still keeping me warm but eye could not fly. The hair was growing long and a beard eye wondered why. No trouble with my super hearing was intact. I heard the ballgame near the track. I tried to fly only once more and so I fell and felt the pain my supersstrength was missing. Walking in the night in search of the yellow sun. Surely when the sun comes up I can start my run and fly away. The Kryptonite eye just realized had made me age. I had taken out the Gold it makes effects on me I knoe I should not use it but it is addictive always making strang affects. A man just asked me for a light for his long cigarette I tried but only made it smoke a little on the end. No real Heat Vision was the result of all that Gold Kryptonion. He was sucking hard when I left over my shoulder looking back he was trying to make that sucker light. Gold Kryptonite has made me older then the hills surrounding this Metropolis these rilles that I can no longer see from being in the sky. I cry a little cry of joy at seeing this strang red sunrise but no it is not Krypton only Sol has come to warm me I feel a little of my strength return when the Golden Orb of sunlight comes up over this horizen now the enemies of man will see this Superman indeed an alien capable of flight my suit the colors of your flag but yellow for the sun instead of white for the American Glory. The Gold Kryptonite has worked too long and now its over as I rise in flight to make this City safe a good American I fly in patterans over all the city scape to search out Criminals and take them down. OLDSuperman is Superman much younger now again with SuperPowers. Prowd.
 

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Country SOng

Country SOng

The Star was singing about a flower. Eye am almost convinced he stold that song from me, he must have heard me listened to the voice somewhere sitting in an old bar; crying in my beer. A SOng about grasses growing up in cracks upon the sidewalk asphalt cracking near the curb where the Violet pushing up hard found the sun. The love GOD has for everyone cannot be overcome by hands of men, concrete, roadways poured. Covering the Mother Earth too stop her love is there for everyone. In the words of a Country SOng.


Wintering


Wintering

Perpendicular monomolecular structure strands of Haywire. Old wishful thinking dreaming dragonflies and women. Songs a pedicure and breeding gone. Mesmerize the General masses long lines of waiting mentalities hunger is added to must have the best of offered them the cake refused them the fruit. Pretend to diabetic seize the day walk away filling my footprints with footsteps marching in place marking time with limited space. Wintering. Waiting for the Spring thaw to cascade Snow away down the hill overdale filling cracks with melt overflowing river banks until finally summer equalizes brings again the rain must fall someday. Consumerism is not my religion. The byke is flat twice now in three days I have cobbled two working bicycles from the remains of three frames. Iff this one I am riding now today dumps off on eye have the only one still locked to tree in snow. WHen it is gone I am walking back and forth until the end of May eye have the strength to carry love. Wintering.


Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Oz


Oz

Os I stood in my ruby red slippers

staring hard in my seashelled mirror

eye fell into those big brown eyes

amid losing all track of time

I pressed harder absentmindedly

upon my tube of shaving paste

looking down on mock horror at the mess

running down both legs was shaving paste

into all my cracks and crevices

between my toes and filling up both socks

this happened back in sixtyfive

near the time that eye was homeless for the very first time

Since then I have never changed my socks at all

I had no reason I can find to mess with them

the toes

the toes are petrified no longer white

before this happened I was a normal man

Before the yellow brick road began

and took me into the wilderness

with GODS shaving paste

as Grace in all my cracks and crevices. 





VII

VII Shakespeare Polo



Lo! in the orient when the gracious light hits Marco

Lifts up his burning head, each under eye the same black interfaced

Doth homage to his new-appearing sighted lenses of his new homey glasses,

Serving with looks his sacred china traders majesty;

And having climbed the steep-up heavenly hill,

with nothing much to trade he gives himself

Resembling strong youth in his middle age,

Yet mortal looks adore his beauty still the once young Polo

Attending on his golden age pilgrimage to trade his life for cheap sunglasses Made in China

But when from highmost pitch, with weary car in tow upon the rickshaw motors is the Bentley now,

Like feeble age, he reeleth from the sunlight of the chinese NewYear of the hogg this day,

this day has finally come to them

The eyes, 'fore duteous, now converted are under sunglass lenses safe from sun of chinese hogg

From his low tractor pull they got him out in time, and look another way:

So thou, thyself outgoing in thy noonday sun as mad as an ENglishman

Unlooked on diest unless thou get a son and then putt on him sunglasses in the noon.



ChickensLiveAtHomeUnited


ChickensLiveAtHomeUnited



Eaters unite we simply must have that KFC recipe bye tonight.

Have you given some thought lately to the spice racks. Here is mye best guest guess at the Colenals Secret Seven Spice Recipe they roll the chicken round inn. #one on th elist is turmeric. Saunders used this acidic rhizome to add color to the white chicken legs. It is basically a yellow flower. They use turmeric acid in CocaKola. #two on th elist is tarragone a vinegar like malt used to add a mulch like flavor usually found only in th eskin around the meat. Go figure its how they cook them they roll them round in it. It comes from Mother Russian fields. Its green in color what makes that chicken lose its yellow flavor. #three on th elist is onion green yellow and white the Colenal once said on Television there was no onions used in his secret recipe he lied basically thats what makes the recipe a secret we found all the onions in the testing center he would have used a blue onion in the powder iff they made them. #four on th

elist is sage. This cacti like substance is still added daily near the Arizona Border into Mexico they get it fresh folks watch the salad. This herb is easily found by its reflection in the sun of the chromatic green it gives off chlorophyll. #five on th elist is Paprika the dark red color made the brown skin tone when this stuff hits the hot grease it never looks the same chicken looks done even when its not. Above the Masonic Lodge line it is Pimentoes below the line they use the bell peppers only the mild ones. #six on th elist is Basil. Do not confuse this leaf with a Bay leaf which thing may taste like Seaweed. Saint Ocimum used this to fish added every Friday at the rectory. #seven on the secret spicy chicken recipe used at every KFC in this glorious Country is a secret no more uncovered in our lavoratory. No its not Rosemary was the secret namme of the Colenals Girlfriend. Anise yes its just licorice. Hot and seasoned with this containing spice is this candy like coating what thing makes the children order up the original. Just go to the zappersunlimited.com website and order your list of spices now only for home use. CLAHU.


Monday, February 15, 2010

CharlaXARooney

CharlaXARooney

 

You see eye DO like dead presidents eye like them a whole lot but you SEE they make the old ones now. The girls at the coffee shoppes in New York just dont care anymore they give me the old money cause im a Grey haired old man. They see me coming haha I know you understand how FRUSTRATINGLY horrible it is to get a one dollar bill back from your brand new five only to find it has white ICKY tape on the back of it it is split intwo pieces when you remove the tape LISTEN up I know you have done this too when you remove the tape NOW wait where was eye ?  When you remove the tape from the back you now have two one dollar bills but only two halves they wont work in any machine we have in the office. I know cause I am tired of trying to get that bagel and egg thing. Please girls all I am asking you is too go into your drawers and remove the old money place it on the Bottoms of all the stacks in each little place they go asleep until you actually have a customer in your place of busyness. A little CBS humour. HaHA. This has been CharlaXARooney on SixtyFive Minutes.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

TheLeastSwift

TheLeastSwift

This bird was in Heaven. Not on this world. I checked to see iff the sun had made to me a shadow but no there was none. The sun still hidden behind a hill no way to explain away mye miracle. A bird call it Swift came to Earth just to great me and to make me wake up and to speak with its profile large words of love. It turned like a meadow larking or a small bird in flight but my snow bird was still too cold to fly hopping around me she never noticed my Ghostly visitor. Then having delivered its valentime message that bird just dissipated. Gone to quickly to be flying now it was back in the Heaven it came from to deliver the fact that I got the right message. Miracles come they come from the sky to bring us love. What a Valentimes love. Time stopped today thankzx to this wonderful bird TheLeastSwift brought us love.

TheLeastSwift

TheLeastSwift

This bird was in Heaven. Not on this world. I checked to see iff the sun had made to me a shadow but no there was none. The sun still hidden behind a hill no way to explain away mye miracle. A bird call it Swift came to Earth just to great me and to make me wake up and to speak with its profile large words of love. It turned like a meadow larking or a small bird in flight but my snow bird was still too cold to fly hopping around me she never noticed my Ghostly visitor. Then having delivered its valentime message that bird just dissipated. Gone to quickly to be flying now it was back in the Heaven it came from to deliver the fact that I got the right message. Miracles come they come from the sky to bring us love. What a Valentimes love. Time stopped today thankzx to this wonderful bird TheLeastSwift brought us love.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

CharlaXHomemade


CharlaXHomemade

Best Computor Joke eye got (the only one) four now.

The Park Ranger walks up into the camp where the BEAR is tearing up the campsite is wasted. The man is inside the tent with his wife she is screaming bloody murder. The Ranger calmly draws out his pistol and points his at the BEAR telling the people inside the tent to remain calm. He says MISTER in the tent EYE am going to SHOOT this bear now , so get ready. The man yelling incoherently says STOP. DONT shoot just like they all do in the movies. The Ranger hesitatingly says Are you worried about your wife? No sir comes the answer quickly. I just got a new Dell laptop COmputor.


TimesNumbersandMOtions


TimesNumbersandMOtions


So is the phoney number necessary. Eye just left the post offices. They told me the mail is time delayed. From Ohio down to SOho there is an added seven days. But not before it Irked me and I lost composure time and face(book) times. He was smiling when he said It all makes perfectness sense. The snow will not let the postal truckings roll and rock the waiting game is now begun. Limits to my thinking now are overcome eye welcome new ideas like ice on roadway is no funn. Someday perhaps the package will still come they said try the end of next week again. All I really lost was just my forward motions. I just left a website that asked me for a sign inn a namme and yes a number when I hit the Contact us to ask them what to do it asked me for a telephone oh GOD what can eye do the number on my State EYE DEE card is still there overdue. I cannot make a cell phone purchase it is against my JesusFreak religion. nomailsnowinstead . I am waiting seven days for a package that should have taken two or three the most horrible thing would have been to burn the post office down it was an almost probable cause. Nerves twangtheymoveatacrawl. Sproing SPrung. Will bettymakeit or bethewont. The limits of a finitismal mind fell apart. I was way to focused on a package that is sent to me a friend so far away across the snow line can impart a sense of urgent care I want it I want it I want it I want it words come quickly from the song playing over DNA over DNA did is did spelled backwards DNA is AND spelled backwords. Is there a word that is still spelled forwards and for words. Blogosphere is the ice that is formed on the Biosphere when it snows too much and too often near Cleveland Ohio. Got ewe. Iff you read my poem all the way too the bottom. TimesNumbersandMOtions.







Friday, February 12, 2010

AmericanFood


AmericanFood

Turkey is from trees. Chicken is from pins. French Fries is potatoes stripped then dropped in Greece in pans. The meat is from Hamburg, Germany. A Patty from Ireland makes the baked, Salad of the Garden varieties vary but mostly from South Americas. Chile is a spicy pepper jalapenoes hail from Mexico; three bean from New Mexico. Slab bacon from Slovenia, Russians use potatoes in soup and vodka is a beverage. In the Arctic wildernesses is night nothing lives or eats there is only death at 180 degrees. Below Zero nothing much can live. Potatoes not from Switzerland is Au gratin. Cheese made with holes in them is not ever from Iceland. Alberta Cheese is not from Canada. Bacon made with lots of salt is fatback found in Florida. They still make cases out of hiding there. Alligator tastes like meat in dishes. Louisiana uses red hot sauce in them. Beware the walking Octopi he devours what he sees ere well he strives to leave his Ocean lair the Indian ink or the Artic deep divided chasms near the precipice of sleep. Waking now from dream. WOW says man I ate too much seafood last nite at the chow hound hall what a mess. Milk still found from cows. Chard is green leaves with red stems it looks inedible but taste great and is less filling stations grow them all over behind near the fence is where I get them do not get them from burnt out forests that is charred usually trees that did not make it. Down south is where they do that.













ScourMoueINn


ScourMoueINn

Sahrah tends. Sahrah tends the bar at the Inn. The ScourMoueINn. She washes dishes passes out Ale to the largesse man drinks droughts ever pays. IN the corner passing unnoticed is the small monkish man with the leer, so eye watch young Sahrah tend. When approached reproaches some nervous curses foiled. Foible but talented drinking no ale at his table but soda just impaling his eye upon Sahrah, sure he is never noticed young love never notices old want. His blemishes fails. She comes laying left on the table near the old mans soda was a Valentine Heart full of young love twisting it turning it over the old man read Sahrah loves... but the namme was failing no namme was forthcoming his misunderstanding was in thinking Sahrah never loves him, she loves everyone just the same as she tends even him. The largesse man no threat head bent half asleep full of Ale on the table. They soon all get away. Sahrah came. She stood looking inside like all young women have there own interest do. Reaching her hand out to touch once the elder mans beard. Then they left the largesse man there asleep turned the Key to the Door of the Inn. A Valentines Heart will come true. At the ScourMoueINn. Sarah tends.








AMajicCarpetRide


AMajicCarpetRide



Valentine lover. When she says that she still loves.



Valentine high. When she kisses loves no other. Valentine Cry. When I realize what she has given me what passes for our souls in all eternity our love aglow her heart and mind entwined with mine I cry the tears of love they flow down upon my carpet as I ride. This dream of majic love. Oh Valentine; be true to you. Trust the heart to send the CupiddDart to this one who dreams of you upon his Majic Carpet riding.









AmANWithout


AmANWithout

A man without a country a man without a home no place to call anything but a temporary home no place to work no take home pay no ready access love but when she sends her love to me in a secret message shared a man without becomes a man filled up his heart with a valentine secret love to call his very own now he is a man within was once a man without

CharlaXeeCummings

In his work, Cummings experimented radically with form, punctuation, spelling and syntax, abandoning traditional techniques and structures to create a new, highly idiosyncratic means of poetic expression. Later in his career, he was often criticized for settling into his signature style and not pressing his work towards further evolution. Nevertheless, he attained great popularity, especially among young readers, for the simplicity of his language, his playful mode and his attention to subjects such as war and sex.
















Thursday, February 11, 2010

PoignantpPause


PoignantpPause

Grade AA Pulse Extra Large Goose Egg



Eye want to thank the membershippe the readorshippe the lead linned pencilshippe. Seriously really NO oh Reilly. Pushing pencils codicils around on paper to make a coherent cognizant cohesive codicil convexed concaved contrary Mary try to behave.  Wearing them ellipticles. Casting forth leaves one signal figg. A secret telling eye putt things they seldom stay where eye leave them alone they move themselves around falling away lost looking where they were at last finding them where nothing should have been at all nothing until eye moved something else then randomly finding things days later even weeks away from now oh there is my glasses. Eye was looking for this at least two days ago drives me crazy as a PoignantpPause.









PoignantpPause


PoignantpPause

Grade AA Pulse Extra Large Goose Egg



Eye want to thank the membershippe the readorshippe the lead linned pencilshippe. Seriously really NO oh Reilly. Pushing pencils codicils around on paper to make a coherent cognizant cohesive codicil convexed concaved contrary Mary try to behave.  Wearing them ellipticles. Casting forth leaves one signal figg. A secret telling eye putt things they seldom stay where eye leave them alone they move themselves around falling away lost looking where they were at last finding them where nothing should have been at all nothing until eye moved something else then randomly finding things days later even weeks away from now oh there is my glasses. Eye was looking for this at least two days ago drives me crazy as a PoignantpPause.









Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Knee Caps


Knee Caps
A Canty Company subsidiary of the Whirlyfritzer division of Zappersunlimited.com yes we are online form aline ahha. Other peoples companies make coats with footprints zebra stripes and tire tracks. Why not make matching hats. Every ball club has a cap. Every working company has a logo take a picture make a cap. We want to make you a standard chinese one size fits all ball cap with a picture on the top not your face we bet you guessed this yes your knee. Take a picture of your knee put it on a cap make a zillion of them Dollars Bill, William call your broker make a Whirlyfritzer Company call them Knee Caps. A Canty Company. We here at Zappersunlimited.com welcome new Patented Officers. Can you image this a thousand Collage Campuses each one sporting caps all them mothers sons wearing your Knee Caps. Not dirt cheep but not marked up way out of sight everyone affordable and wants a Knee Cap. A Conversation starter each per $2.65 plus tax added add 2 centavoes per Knee Cap only in Colorado. Here is the imagined conversation is that really you on your hat or is that hers. Knee that is. Each item comes Customized. Not ever sold in Mexico City. The Spanish have some sort of Religion against body parts bought and sold there. Canadians have a version of our Knee Cap they use a picture of there Bacon instead. Go Figure that one out then come online and order many of them. Knee Cap comes 12 to one box a dozen Knee Caps in one order them now. No Bakers apply.





CharlaXPWordSmYthe


CharlaXPWordSmYthe



Or Did he really say that Martha?



Unitariandignitary. Followed bye digititusmonotech include the following lentfeworthenintook agitate rhymes with percolate. Homemade poetry soap allterrainianvehicle looks like a real word steptoesockingbootie one of mye fave is fieldhopper working on the farmboy plowingtractor sewingseeds of malcontentmeant lookoutnow Corn issussed inn plasticcupps it is true they added bunions tonail clippings hair shavings halting wait meant toenail clippings toonail clippings is okay. Biodegradable mostly inedible corn renderings generated in Plasticide factories poured into cupps hiccupps from pouring too much fieldhopper is the brest word I ever meant fieldhopper meant best words is momentary. I before e except after f. CharlaXPWordSmYthe



Wheel Barrow, Clyde.


Wheel Barrow, Clyde.








What are you doing Clyde? Get away from that wheelbarrow you know you know nothing about machinery. JOhn is a given namme meaning whom GOD favors yes its Jewish. Howsomeever, John Bull is listed as the Englishmen. AHHA. Oh SIR. Grinning. Christina is the women form of Christian. Jeniffer wait is Jennifer in the book says the wife of King Author way to go Jenn Guinevere. Helen is the bright one. Megan is Margarette. Meg is the preferred short haired version. Chansonette there is a Chantelle. Appealing buy the sound alone. Diane is the moon Goddess see Diana. Bonnie means good. Nerissa is a sea nymph miz turkey abalone. Valentine was a actual persona a christian dead on Feb 14. A Martyr. Algernon is the whiskered one AWE. Poor mouse of Charley. Charles means a man. Casper the friendly was Gasper a wise man of the three inn the bible. Paris made off with Helen. Ellen is the same way sometimes she elopes with John. Thomas means twin but eye really doubt that he had one. Salena is a moon goddess as you must know fully well eye must stop soon looking now for Gilligan. Gillian a form of Julian is meant to jilt. Newman is the last as in Alfred E. it says it just comes from the MOthers Maiden side said he. That explains why he is always Mad. Wheel Barrow, Clyde.



Tuesday, February 9, 2010

PrivateCharlaXPFC


PrivateCharlaXPFC



I want everyone to know to ascertain the reasons there is more to life then shooting stars and mooning over women (not). Shooting guns as (weapons) and playing Army guy. The men were inside the Stalag barracks answering the German Roll Call daily. It was FEB 14 1944 Valentines Day. I left my submachine gun the tommy gun Tommy and three clips. Safe nearby and ready just in case we needed help. I rolled up to the Stalag fence. Evertime the light played over me I counted to three. Eye clipped only three strands of wire on that fence each time. It took me about 75 nerve raking minutes until finally I just rolled away the light just missing me ; I kept rolling far longer then I needed because I have bad nerves and for longer then I needed because I do not trust my legs to stand up under me finally I was back near the Tommy hidden. The first escaped man came close then up to me. Johnny is still stuck fast in the fence. You know how huge he really is a large G. I. The Guard will see him, how can he miss him? Will the Germans shoot him? I just pointed at the Tower Guard he was lighting a long cigarette, a cigar. He was twisting it and turning it like some American Lady had tutored him. He never even noticed Johnny twisting away just in time the light now missing him and the next man coming out under the fence the Plan A was still underway. UNDERWIRE was the coded namme. Underwire was surfaceing. WOW was all the men said. I shrugged my weight onto my right foot while the men admired the upside tear dropp of the uniform that meant I was now a PFC. The only promotion I ever got in the Army. We were lucky. I pulled Tommy from its hiding placed a clip slammed it home then let the men go home with a nod at direction taken stepped up to the fence below the German in that Tower. I let go. The guard jumped clear but landed wrong I frowned. But he was only wounded laying on that ground some Justice passing down in a long cold night. I clipped a new clip into Tommy just in case of trouble coming. Then, I followed the men. Home. PrivateCharlaXPFC.




NervO


NervO

CharlaXDictionary entry seven numbered knot NervO: the state of the computor user when the mouse goes all squirrley.

No amount of noodeling no dragging no tapping can ease mye nervo. The fine art of a mouse pad escapes the commands I carefully do everything write and then it goes south it stops working it will not recognize my tapping it even slides to the right eye soon have to stop and go retrieve it like a bone that slides out of the dogs mouth eye suppose eye am too sensitively trained to the drag and click mouse on the public servor used to doing the dragging for copy and pasteing. NOT the grating nerves of the chalk boarded but the aweful loss of control of noodeling there is no other word to explain the movement of a tool with a mind of its own a mouse intent on taking its own time on going where it pleases no matter what the user attempting. Scrolling is halfway down the page eye go then the mouse takes off trying to escape he shows me several options the arrows pointing both ways at once like the scarecrows arms then the almost time function arrows that point in circles eye cannot get them to actually do anything but wait them out untill its over twirling. Eye advocate no violence but wish the missing person that taught me how to double tapp this mouse learns a better lesson and the tap and slide works better now. What eye am trying to communicate to the faithful minions is the way it grates inside the nerve endings and iff you are not nervous or ever have been nervous as a person then you will not relate. Perhaps a distant cousin or an uncle or an aunt even you could be my mother in a placento sort of relationship smother me with mother love. Both of them. Sort of. Just a play on words no need to start the motor car. NervO.










Monday, February 8, 2010

666(sic)k






666(sic)k



The Truth Part One



Okay. The Bible makers make it clear really clear but men refuse to learn to leave intact them scriptures in the back of the Book of Revelations. They always make them new transliterations iff them scriptures altar words them meanings definitions. The Bible is very clear on the Book of Revelations. The Book of Revelations comes with a caveat at the end complete with admonitions it plainly says do not altar this book as it is written is the way GOD wants us to read it as a Literal Interpretation. What it says is what is meant no hidden Spiritual meanings. That also Zarathustra no taken out of convex applied to modern times. Teachers itching with ears reading scriptures then they close this book of the Bible and they take a deep breathe and then they Spoke. Okay now here is what the Bible REALLY means. And thats the spew about the lies brought forth about the serial number on a Dollar Bill becoming GOD. First of all lets get it right the first time then I will explain just like a teacher in part two what is this confusion ... to receive a MARK (666sic(k) upon the hand or upon the forehead...Cain was marked. He bore a MARK to advertise the fact that he had killed his Brother Abel. I say do not waste your time in Heaven look for Abel there do not bother GOD looking there for Cain. The 666 sick mark of the beast is a real physical MARK upon UPON UPON emphasis is mine sayeth the CharlaX ed.note.ed upon the hand or forehead VISIBLE to others allowing your entry into the Market indeed someone without this MARK cannot enter to buy bread or sell eggs foo young. This is part one.



Hay, Minister


Hay, Minister



Say, Jesus. Pray with understanding what it is HE did. He died. The Cross. Because. God is Love. NO deed as white you would be insane to ignore your pardon, Hay, Minister. Hay, Minister come to GOD no other way. As a Prodigal Son eye will return full of sins and blackguard deeds when asked by GOD what will eye do? OH, God throw me on your Mercy and Forgive me do what GOD has done to people ever calling on your namme. Cover me with just one dropp of Jesus Blood. Today. Say Jesus. Hay, Minister. Then go pray. Hay, Minister. Angels

Angels stand on hillsides. Where poor people live intent. One large Angel keeping watch three more there much smaller ones Angels all standing in the knotch melting snow to keep the occupied alive his house is safe now from collapsing poles and snapping lines. Angels do keep poorer people still alive. Angels.













Sunday, February 7, 2010

QooteTheCharlaXCrowed





QooteTheCharlaXCrowed



A Sonnet a Day iff only eye could have the timed. Version of a Sonnet bye CharlaXAndroidOneSeven


“Compare her face with some that I shall show


And I will make thee think thy swan a crow.”
SONNET  130     CXXX
 CXXX
1. My mistress' eyes are nothing like the crow;
2. Coral is far more red, than her lips black:
3. If snow be white, why then her breasts are red;
4. If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her crowing pate.
5. I have seen roses damasked, red and white, Amaryllis in flight;
6. But no such roses see I in her cheeky smiling crowface;
7. And in some perfumes is there more delight eye sniff the powdered baby face.
8. Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks of things crows love to eat eye leek.
9. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know the sound of rasping nerve on rasping ended only when we asleep.
10. That music hath a far more pleasing sound try crow they speak while rocking on:
11. I grant I never saw a goddess go so headwired up,
12. My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground while dancing to the cottage cheese:
13. And yet by heaven, I think my love as rare, as try as must chard holding sneeze away from mye dear crowface.
14. As any she belied with false compare. The love for crow is added to the both we rock and then we roll.

QooteTheCharlaXCrowed





QooteTheCharlaXCrowed



A Sonnet a Day iff only eye could have the timed. Version of a Sonnet bye CharlaXAndroidOneSeven


“Compare her face with some that I shall show


And I will make thee think thy swan a crow.”
SONNET  130     CXXX
 CXXX
1. My mistress' eyes are nothing like the crow;
2. Coral is far more red, than her lips black:
3. If snow be white, why then her breasts are red;
4. If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her crowing pate.
5. I have seen roses damasked, red and white, Amaryllis in flight;
6. But no such roses see I in her cheeky smiling crowface;
7. And in some perfumes is there more delight eye sniff the powdered baby face.
8. Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks of things crows love to eat eye leek.
9. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know the sound of rasping nerve on rasping ended only when we asleep.
10. That music hath a far more pleasing sound try crow they speak while rocking on:
11. I grant I never saw a goddess go so headwired up,
12. My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground while dancing to the cottage cheese:
13. And yet by heaven, I think my love as rare, as try as must chard holding sneeze away from mye dear crowface.
14. As any she belied with false compare. The love for crow is added to the both we rock and then we roll.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

CharlaXCartooms


CharlaXCartooms



Bizarro Superman talked like a great ape Mister Mxyzptik was so much funn to a young. Soom there will be further episodes of doom. Bizarro Superman was from an odd shaped planet cubed but wait eye want this to be a reflection of mye memory and not the truth. He spoke in a certain dialect mabe thats where charlax gets his predicate and adjective disagreements. LIke me am bizarro superman ??? this is before i look it up. And Mister Mxyzptik always gave Superman the fits and wiggles. He was a time traveller from a differant demonsion is that write? Gentle minion now some facts added to see how good the charlax memory. This is actual text from the comic books. First Bizarro Superman. First the backgrounded. Bizarro is an imperfect duplicate of Superman, originally created by Lex Luthor. Luthor built a "duplication ray" to create a living copy of the Man of Steel, who presumably would serve the villain in his war against Superman. Luthor's device created a flawed copy of the original, but the creature inherited enough of Superman's character to rebel against Luthor's demanding rules. Originally resembling Superman, the monster's looks degenerated quickly. His skin turned pasty white, his every contour acquired a rough edge, and his hair was a spiky tangle. Luthor used the adjective "bizarre" to describe what he had created, and the creature mistook it for his name: Bizarro was born. Now for the ensample. This is Bizarro Superman speaking. Bizarro am near-perfect not-copy of Superman, last unmade by dumb good guy Luthor. Baldy unbuilt a "not-copier" to unmake dead ringer of Man of Steel, so Baldy not control him to love Superman lots. Luthor's thingy made real good Superman twin brother Bizarro, but him lost too much from Superman, so Bizarro join Luthor and help him rules the world. Recently never looking like Superman, Bizarro got handsomer slowly. Him got tan, improved looks, and snappy haircut. Baldy not call Bizarro "bizarre," unlike what he never made, so Bizarro correctly guess not-name: Bizarro was dead. Now for Mxyzptik. "Mr. Mxyztplk" (as his name was originally spelled)
was introduced as an imp from the fifth dimension. Not being bound by our
physical laws, he could do things that seemed to be magical. In his first
appearance, Mxyztplk wreaked havoc across Metropolis by using his powers to pull
all manner of pranks. He soon told Superman that he was a jester in his home
dimension, explaining why he used his powers to play practical jokes. I changed only two places in this text to make it flow a good prose. Poetry is hard a chosen vice of CMBizarroXYharzplaxtikSUperman. How did eye do mye great full minions.








Re-FuseREF-UseRefuse


Re-FuseREF-UseRefuse

Refuse. They used to say I will have to get me a look. ??? Makes me think was he walking around profiling. Trash Garbage Refuse. Not Re Fuse but Ref use. Short e sounds like eh. I will have to refuse. Perhaps an android needing an electrical outlet for his laptop battery to charge. RE-Fusing. The act of charging. i.e. a battery for ram. I need more re-fuse. Ref use is the garbage canned. Refuse can be the act of kindness we all do in turning down a proffered coverlet. Means NO Thanks. As inn eye REFUSE to cover up the bed is damp and wet only on one side melord. And too recap we have Re-FuseREF-UseRefuse. Fusion power plus trash intake valve plus refueling or refusing normal cover function equals love self stamped on an envelope of determined CPU.  Refuse.



Friday, February 5, 2010

RepublicanSpeech


RepublicanSpeech





CharlaxDisclaimor : this is a paroday public housed prose poem all refrences to anyone is dead. 



Good Day, this is the Presidents office in the United States. Perhaps you could call this my fireside chat. Feel Free. For fifteen minutes of this first hour it is just you, the public taxpaying consumer and me you fearless leader; intent on talking a lot without saying anything of importance. We want you all to understand how good we feel sitting up here at the WhiteHouse bar drinking them short whiskeys all day long. Personally I like two putt two ice cubed the very small ones into the glass and tinkle them around and around and watch them then try to float. When there is more water in the glass then cubes it is more funn then to swallow it down Neat er Quick er Fast er ??? Looking at teleprompter ??? Aide steps out from behind the thing holding a sign thats says (Prompter) Neat SIR, the Answer is A. (ASIDE) The President to the Prompter : Multiple Choice Question eh?? A it is. er Neat he says. Turning back to the Camera. We really do not have two many in a row of them expensive whiskeys that we drink on Capitol Hill or we would just get sick of them Neat at the WhiteHouse bar. Barr the Gates quick, Bill. At the WhiteHouse lawn a little dry humor at tax time. You see Martha asked me to Campaign eye had to Powder mye Whig and cutt down the Cherry Tree yes the large one on Presidential Boulevard. Yes, I admit we learned even back then to talk for several hours inside a day without saying anything at all it is not a necessary trait or a necessary trait for a Politician or even for a Presidential Candidate. Butt it is certainly mandatory for a good Republican. Signed George Washington.



Thursday, February 4, 2010

QuantumUniversal



QuantumUniversal



The quantum foam is sticky, like taffy. My mind pulls on it and every strand of gooey color brings to me the sweet essence of you from all the universes. This is Doctor Bucks theory of the QuantumUniversal. The QuantumUniversal(Tm)(R) theory simply stated is this : Time Travel to the future is impossible so to the past times we must go. This is DR. Bucks assistant DR. Hice : We sent a chicken back to 1932 in our time travel machine it was unable to lay eggs when we actually retrieved it it was trying to peck itself to death we think the brain is affected and we are searching for a volunteer a human to send back in time again. We need a volunteer from among all the facebook contestants we will have to choose among teh reluctants. JB has chosen to remain annonamouse but has agreed to be our guinea piggy. He wants to go back to 1963 to eat some of the pie he forgot that day on his MOthers window still sitting there hot and smothered with love. It was Apple flavored fig newton pie. Oh Yuckk. Some mothers fill pies with strang things but always add love. We hesitated only once then hit the switch that sent him back to his mothers kitchen in 1965. What. No Doctors is not perfect and we overshot the time by two years the pie was gone his MOther had none. SHe looked carefully at John and said My SOn how you have grown where did you learn to shave facebook mabe oh that bad facebook place. He was overheard to exclaim as he took our sled back to flight Oh my Mother eye love you eye do but the quantum foam is sticky like taffy, my mind pulls on it; and every strand of gooey color brings to me the sweet essence of you from all the universes. You were always a good poet she smiled down at John Burroughs who frowned back at the Doctors Hice and Time Buck. The QuantumUniversal Theory has worked go now to facebook and look how Jesus Crisis turned out.



Wednesday, February 3, 2010

FacebookLament

FacebookLament

Perhaps the most inportant Cowboy on the silver screen would Roy Rogers have added me to friends on facebook sight unseen a poet no he does not care for poetry. He may have liked my ewe poems about mye lady fair she is the heart of this poet no other one comes near. But Wait. A few can compare one comes to mind a friend in trying times another lost her work another reads my mind another sends me coffee another takes my time another reads my notes and never makes a comment there another does her hair and reads most every word another and another and another all in love with this not so famous Coyboy poet who is steadfast in his love. There is no reason we can not add the people that we love the only one that comes to mind is they are with there GOD. Rogers ROY is in the heaven now looking down at this poor boy making words to rhyme perhaps even smiling at my attempts to write between these lines. He is riding sunset off he is singing songs a lot he is practicing his shooting stars. While this poet sends this poem to the girle he loves and all his other loves on facebook smile reading words of what iff what for and whay. I may not be a shotting gun like Cowboys seemed to be dressed so nice and hair so coiffed the white hat never cleaned but always in the saddle never hit by friendly fire. A virgin in mye tent at nite just wishing for mye love to come she has to knoe her love is keeping me alive. And as for all the rest of you well you can just bet the fantasy at rest the hope that somehow this one lives inside the hearts of all the girls on facebook there. Just a reminder there was once a singing Cowboy shooting guns on Saturday only to knock the pistols out of bad mens hands guns blazing never reloading them he walked into my heart to stay. Still there on his facebook fanpage.



DryDocBlacklisting

 
DryDocBlacklisting



Albertsons because one of the managers told me not to leave my bycicle on the rack at her store and eye got mad and said you have lost a customer. Durango JOes is a coffee shoppe but they did not like the odour of this CharlaX Poet and so they can keep all them coffees eye no longer pay for them there. The Steaming Bean starts with a sign is on the window there free wifi it says but the manager owner of this established downtown place disgraced my space he said my coffee purchase did not cover the cost of his electricity my usage was too much he suggested that eye do not sit too long. Drink up come back and pay some more NO thankzx eye left not ever coming back inside a place so strang. One place simply withheld the plug needed to access the  wall socket is only two pronged at the Durango Coffee Company. There is bars like the alcholic type no need to tell the minions whay that eye wont sit there ? Walmart is still available but across a river bridge that eye wont access on my bycicle.The city transit lost a fare eye simply wont ride a bus now iff the road is clear iff the road is covered with snow then i can be fashionably later and just walk. City Market is now an option for a Coke is only 84 centavoes including tax no liscence needed no age limit no number on my forehand or head. Candles is accessed at Ace Hardware they are rich and eye get candles cheap. There is a free cup of coffee there. From now on coffee coffee is not an option at any downtown shoppe they will fall away no customers to feed there habits of tossing out the poor stinking customers thats all folk and minions.