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Episode One : Dark Night Riddle me this Alfreado

Bruce Wayne was eating a McDonalds Hamburger while Alfred the Butler was frowning down at him. "Your table manners are the greatest in the world Sir Oh Sir, I taught you myself how to dine with the etiquette picking the pinking pinky pickling fork for the salad the smaller fork for the olive." Then Alfred the Butler of Wayne Manse sniffed his disdain again at the Batman disguised as Bruce Wayne. "Hamburger? A Sandwich. A handheld device a meal in itself." Richard Greyson came into the room with a large bowling of Chili Cheese Fries. Alfred spun around on his heels and left them alone Batman and now Robin eating in the kitchen of Wayne Manor on his way out he cried out "THIS is TOO much." He went into the kitchen nook a cranny in disguised as Alfred the Butler of Wayne House. Not even able to cook them any food his face mask was slipping down. "Whats eating him.?" said Robin now Dick Greyson with a smile on. Batman laughed. "We are." It was just after they finished eating the BatPhone was beeping. The olde style receiver was preaching the Riddler. Batman answered it. Bruce Wayne picked it up. It was in reality Alfred on his Acell phoney. "Riddle me this Hamburgler eater but first say ello to the young Chili Cheese Fry eater there next to you." Batman signalled Robin who only dropped his napkin. Alfred now the Riddler said "are you listening now Batman?." Bruce Wayne of Wayne Enterprises said "GO ahead Riddler." " What is the Price of eggs in China times the grimace of the Cheshire Cat plus the radius of the spoon?" "Oh bye the bye tell Alfred he can COOK for Lord Chrostic any old time." "This is Number thirty six signing off you Bird Brains." "Batman Bruce Wayne just hung up and said thankzx a lot." Then the Riddler now the famous MR E also known as Lord Chrostic and Alfred the Butler slammed down the receiver so hard it broke in two pieces in his hand and Batman jumped into his Armor Boots while Robin did his dressing stance. Robin did not hesitate "Batman Richard Greyson said thats The Sixty Four Dollar Question." Batman turned to Robin. "You will have to explain to me how you got the answer you did not even use the BatComputor." "Its easy Batman said Richard Robin. Wayne Manor is equipped with audio I heard the Riddler ask you the question." " Its so simple let me explain it the price of eggs in China is two because they always sell them twice. Two times the Grin of the Cheshire Cat mouth which is 32 teeth. The last part was harder but since most spoons is at least two inches apartment wide so the radius is only one. Alfred came back inn the room at Wayne Manse. "Is that the 64 dollar question Robin that MR E asked the Batman?" "Grab him quick Batman" "DO IT NOW" cried Robin Alfred is not our Alfred at all he is the Riddler." And with that the Boy Wonder pulled off the plastic Alfred face masked revealing the Riddle rs facebook account number which is still number thirty six. MR Enigma indeed. Lord Chrostic in this scenario is almost over now. Batman held him faster. "Good Work Robin. Go call Commissioner Gordon on the BatPhone." ed.note.ed Stay tuned Gentile reader ewe for the Next Time Next Station for the Affidavid of King Tut on most CharlaX Stations.