Tuesday, January 20, 2009

PlagiaristicMissentention


PlagiaristicMissentention


So
think carefully ewe and rather quickly it won’t hurt ewe or
make ewe dizzy the author of a story writes his heart out on the
crinkle paper making something he hopes his friend (and others) et al
will love then perhaps someone of low breeding comes along and tells
him knowingly eye saw that very story in a book once. Eye suspect you
took it from that person who already wrote it word for word it was in
Iowa at the Public Library back in 1912. When eye was a little
shaver. There. It was a story of mismatched love a triangular
expression of jealousy. How cold and how could that country bunion
ever have read such a thing wait he said he was a little shaver in
1912 that makes him 108. There. The man is gay he has a partner so
much younger than himself and then he is also bi and gets a girl She
is ageless so thin she needs to eat constantly just to survive. The
man in love with the girl also likes the boy hence the triangle. The
boy has no use for the girl at all he only loves the man. The girl
will use them both. There. The country blister that threatened me
with plagiarism looks rather young for a man of 103. He just simply
must have lived too long. Iff eye had simply met him on the street
eye would not have knoe. Eye must be cursed with superhuman
brainwaves. What a plagiarist. Hare Krishna. A Rabbit God. Herr
Krishna. A German God. Hair Krishna. A Hirsute God. Here Krishna. A
Present God. Will Krishna. Betty Wont. Boy Toy. The main characters
for the Triangle story but wait eye have simply wasted too many time.
Ewe will survive my
plagiaristic Missentention.






Rhetoric


Rhetoric™


In
my opinion something that is controlled either by the use of limited
time or the abuse of power is not free and not worth having. In my
opinion something that is controlled either by the use of limited
time or the abuse of power is not free and not worth having. Eye had
a wonderful idea the Pulitzer prize was won then eye forgot to write
it down the thought is gone. Eye had a wonderful idea the Pulitzer
prize was won then eye forgot to write it down the thought is gone.


Your
original idea is lost in all your rhetoric. Your original idea is
lost in all your rhetoric. Is a person asleep when the eye is closed
or just resting eye just resting no doze. Is a person asleep when the
eye is closed or just resting eye just resting no doze. Limiting
knowledge and the use of capabilities while teaching other people
only what you decide is proper and norm is lukewarm. Limiting
knowledge and the use of capabilities while teaching other people
only what you decide is proper and norm is lukewarm. Hot very cold
warm warm spews cold stays Hot is intermittent poultice wrapped
mustard like under a chin to stimulate a cold to simulate a cure.
Hot very cold warm warm spews cold stays Hot is intermittent poultice
wrapped mustard like under a chin to stimulate a cold to simulate a
cure. A poultice user is just a poor man with a kind mother. Mother
kind a with man poor a just is user poulticea. Your rhetoric is
showing. Your rhetoric is slipping. Your rhetoric is missing. In my
opinion.















Sunday, January 18, 2009

ProDressor


ProDressor


Paroday
not intended to be taken as real life story.Ed.Note.Ed





Sorority
PhiBetaKappaKappaPhi has three meetings on successive days for the
professionals collegiately involved this is one person’s
perspective.


Information
Night: Day One: January 21sT @ 7 pm Professional Dress


John
Thompson was reading the flyer carefully he was a member of Sorority
PhiBetaKappaKappaPhi the only problem was the time is was now past
FIVE on the 21sT day of January. Spring 2009 Rush.


Wednesday
is not a good day for eye. He yelled for his girliefriend Louisemay
to “COME help me get dressed for this thing” eye have to
attend. Bring me mye Pizza Hut shirt its almost black and your sash
eye have to make an ascot tie. Turn those black jeans around and make
some sleeves out of them. Get my best earrings these hoops just won’t
do it and then let me have your pumps. No not those push up things
eye meant the heels eye must have shoes that eye can mince in. Eye
simply halve to look professional.


Appetizer
Hour: January 22nD 5-7pm Business Casual


No
eye can not wear a Dress a skirt mabe bring me a real long one let me
try it on Oh Naomi the white tennis shoes simply won’t work
this time. Bowling Night January 23rD 7-9pm Causual


Awright
Suzzane bring me them short cuttoffs and them green puffy things for
feetsies because we have to change into them long yucky bowling shoes
when we get there at least we can wear them wing tips now and the
neon Frisbee tee shirts. We will simply howl. John Thompson as the
PhiBetaKappaKappaPhi Professional Business Fraternity member. All
applications due Saturday January 24tH @ 5pm in the Main
Dorm. Printed by
www.PBKKP.com
the Sorority norm.



S


{S}WordPlay


Entails
hangging down form the Garden Of The City Of Babylon, the men with no
knowledge meet in the rear of the grove of britches trees. The mudd
near the open space is full of sentiments. There are sentimentary
layers fully visible in the cross section open to the public at
eleven pay 5p to Inter their lavae feeding area. The lavae are tame
your children can feed them with the socks of lavae food provided
they move fast for they floe quickly step fastidiously hurriedly
attack the floe with the contents of the socks see how quickly all
the lavae food will dissarrear. Retaliate back to your cars and
intergrate onto the throwway near. Visit some time next year the
portal only opens once the lieberrian is near too close she
distributes me it is distributing unto eye. Wait. NO time to fini--
----. Goodbye.



Saturday, January 17, 2009

AtomicPowderedThing

AtomicPowderedThing


A Paroday of the 666 Mark of the Beast OR just an idea from nowhere.


We at Lutinous.com@org have built the ultimate device we have the AtomicPowderedThing® for individuals who knoe. You need some money for your drugs or just to drink a real quick fix just take out your AtomicPowderedThing® and blast it at the ground when you are done there is a million of them dollar things all gold and shiny p just laying there for buying and for selling anything you want. Just remember it is hard to chew Jerky with three teeth so keep avoiding the gangers with three members. They like to fight a lot. With necks of red and lots of wanting they seem to act like robots more and more no Android would be caught dead in order to complain to maker why did eye die. Eye have mye number now. It lays upon mye head and hand eye scan in front of all the stores and enter inn but there is nothing left to buy. Perhaps eye have been a little hasty in accepting Devils marking eye traded JESUS and his Heaven for malarkey and a Bright New Shiny AtomicPowderedThing®. Bread and meat and peppers red and green. Very soon eye will be able to write one poem every day and it will be the very same one with food for a theme and words that do not rhyme like a poem and yet it is a story written in the form of poetry and everyone will stop reading eye will be the laughing stock of Terrytown. They will say what happened did his implanted medication just run out. Why did he not just slap the number on his head and in his hand and buy them out or shoot his AtomicPowderedThing® at them and run. What fun. Eye can scan the 666 and enter inn the store only to find the shelves are empty product gone. What were you looking for a fish or stone? All gone.!


TheCloudMinders


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Friday, January 16, 2009

Eighteenth Fabel


Eighteenth
Fabel


Praising
Jesus


http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?poemnumber=891721&sitename=charlax&password=&poemoffset=0&displaypoem=t&item=poetry
Charlax’s Gist


Posted
June 9th, 2008 by Reginald Levi Walker (The words and inspiration for
this poem was place on my blogg by Charlax. After reading the note, I
saw this poem hiding inside of it. With prayer, I carefully reworked
it and discovered a work of sheer wonder. Charlax whomever you are, I
stand and take my hat off in respect.) The Poetry Showcase ed.note.ed


Wondering
uncertain from one day to the next,
Working for survival never
needing any rest.
Building on no foundation that has not already
been laid,
While marching to my final curtain,
On the strength
of Jesus shed blood
On the price for my life He paid. Rude
self-centered people, all day long,
Are teaching me a path not
connected to my song. The love inside of me is taken
When they
stride in perfect ignorance; They glide on oily fingertips,
Like
some forgotten hide left in the center of a hunting camp.
With
maggots all at work, No one can use the hide for clothing.
No one
can make it work. Suddenly, remembered the pain of death
Intended,
oh Jesus, Take me; make me whole and well.
Keep them all away from
me!
The naked and the dead, they rise in misery,
To foster
their beliefs upon a lame and ascetic figure,
An aged creature
just as I am. Beneath a clouded sky,
No moon is visible. No sun,
but Son, shines down on me today.
Life is hard and life is
stirring in the clay. Devoid of human life,
They are only
interested in their own personal perspective.
Seeing nothing but
the end of their own nose,
While bowing down to worship their
false god.
Society of man is living in ignorance and darkness.
There is one hope for the grave atheists and the godless. Marking
time by taking up worthless spaces
Others were meant to occupy.
The end is near!
If you cannot do the work assigned to you, Get up
and let someone else try.
Oh God! The end will come too soon for
some of them. A half-remembered song about the lyrics sung. I try to
petition the LORD with Prayer.
Yes I can and hopefully, When I
kneel at the foot of His Mighty Throne,
My crown shall be replaced
with one made of silver, gold, and brass. However, the light that
shines from inside the place of God,
God was not meant to ever
resemble money. Not meant to be much more than love.
He created my
life. He Loves. Jesus Lives. He Rules.
Jesus loves me, Therefore,
I live.
thankzx
ewe brother


On June
10th, 2008 charlax says: its a poem that eye wrote
but this is
welcome we can share not like the world does
we can avoid fights
and arguments over mere words
eye like the additions this preacher
did to my work my thumb is down yew may live
hahahhahahha more
charlax grist gist for the millies hahahaha ewes


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2009® Charlax and Pastor Reginald Levi Walker