BlueNikeLace

BlueNikeLace

My
basketball Jones has Air Nike® and laces them with differant
colors depending on his many moods and who he is out with after his
big games. His boyfriends like the purple ones and orange neon is his
fave. Eye drove mye mother crazxy once wanting those high tops only
black ones so eye could call them supermans shoes. Be thankful ewe
aer young but only once. We only had white laces iff you wanted black
ones you had to get them from the dime store they called them old
mans laces and they tried to talk you out of changing. This could be
a problem in the gym locker room lets go sit in on a near fight
happening. A great discussion has developed in the shower stall the
man likes to be alone when soap is lathered on. Lets listen inn as
eye begin. Yes, I am the victim of a
Basketball Jones Ever since I was a little baby, I always be
dribblin' In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole
neighborhood Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball
And I
loved that basketball I took that basketball with me everywhere I
went That basketball was like a basketball to me (Basketball Jones, I
got a Basketball Jones)
(I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby,
oo-oo-ooo) BasketballJones™® Tyrone Shoelaces® Jorden
Lightfoot was singing in the shower stalled he walked out only to
find his blue tennis shoes gone they had dissipated into thick air
and FREEZE he holard only once and the thief was frozen into place
and dropped the Blue Nike® tennis shoes at once. These
mye shoes the thief began Air Jorden quickly dropped his Airline bag
he carried extra socks and laces inn covering just one shoe and then
he smiled and almost ran a little dance in place like athletes will
do when they win anew. Just tell me Alphonse what color are the laces
in these shoes. Alphonse looked slyly down at the one staring at his
face and he was about to dance in place and he said Neon Orange at
once and then grimaced when Air Jorden called a witness to listen inn
eye came at once we androids do not materialize from space but
suddenly just appear as iff from nowhere. What. Up. Air Jorden said
the man said neon orange laces in the Blue Nike® tennis shoes eye
say one the one under the airline bag is purple. Then he lifts the
bag and eye concur the thief is caught the man is frowning at the eye
and at the “River” Jorden. Ed.note.ed. we will not
discuss this nickednamme or where he got it End.Note. The thief was
not punished but we had to let him go when he opened up his locker
and found his own Blue Nike® tennis shoes still where he had left
them end of story. PPPs just let me add this appendix his laces were
white one side and neon orange on the other so lets not bother others
or second guess a star who likes his laces to be differant than they
are when Nike® comes in Blue. Author Disclaimer of course this is
a Paroday meant to resemble someone and to bring a smile to NBA play.
And for the Kid to read. BlueNikeLace.

EmailWordDOC

EmailWordDOC.doc

We
have the technology Captain. We can minimize the word document
capabilities and place them in the email compose. Make it so Spock.
When eye am writing scathing reply or trying to enter a website
forbidden the new email tool bar will make it look just like a word
document. No more need for pesky flies er files. Acme.com a branch
subsidiary of Zappersunlimited.com has developed the WordDOC.doc
handy dandy EmailMaker ™ ®. It has everything condensed in
a smaller version of a word document font is no problem now. We here
at Acme.com also developed the Nazi.Copywriter.doc the complete
program is over three thousand p but you can still get the demo for
only one thousand p. Who is not fond of a Nazi female telling you
just what to do and when. With software like this who needs hardware.
My fave saying is when she places those mauvelous hands on hips and
says succinctly “We vatch yew closer now each and very day if
you add a banner to an existing poem or a picture even it will not
void your copywrited but it will annoy me. Yew do not vant that to
happen mye little leapshien.” “Iff you change one word I
villa kill yew with mye kindnesses.” “No more kisses. Ach
tow leiber.” Wait the boss is coming. Back to the explanation
of the WordDOC.doc program. This idea is so simple it must be why
Google.com missed it. Ewe already knoe what a Word Document does
think of these applications in a tool bar form applied in each and
every email composition. Now ewe have the idea what great fun. No
more tedium copy and paste. Type your message in your email and save
the document at the same time no more gigabyteing your computor one
simple task now avoids the waste of over duplications. Adding images
to existing text has never been this easy. Warrenty Warranty: Because
there is no way to force compliances we cannot make a warranty under
these conditions the New Nuevo Foreign Stock and Bar Exchanger in
Mexico City states in the preamble to there Constriction Services
Memo and eye Quote “Email add ons such as tool bars and other
non essentials will not be considered as Warrantable items.”
End Quote. Ed.note.ed. Heil Mexicali. EmailMaker ™ ® is
only sold at RadioShacked (Pp) Patent Pending so do not email this
company or Zappersunlimited.Ltd. Please Present President Whirly
knoes nothing at all about us. We only work with them in the
Department of the Treasury. EmailMaker ™ ® is the namme to
ask for when you pay only 500p your middle namme must be Steal. Each
item sold separately. Only one per house. We intend to be wealthy
someday. But we have no wish to flood a non existing market with a
new product. If the counter person at the RadioShack place looks
blankly back at you just mention WordDOC.doc this will get the
message threw. It comes in a brown paper wrapper for anonymity.
Remember to bring the 5oop With ewe.

Searched

Searched

There
needs to be a new search box with a Robot™®Searcher to
answer stupid questioners. We want to knoe the namme of a game we
played only once and then forgot we need the first letter of that
lost gamin namme to play to find it in the alphabetic slot to have a
place to start. The Robot Brain would scratch its head in figurative
and then make an educated guess the game is like a circle it spins
it’s got colored bars when you get three in a row it takes them
out eye rally played it more than once but no one needs to knoe not
even Robot so when eye click it turns and tries to get me to delete
mye turn its planets each turn is a Globe of Planets actually only
one they look so similar as they turn it must be clones. Now surely
this Robotic Searcher can tell me the first letter of the game. What
is its namme. Eye won more often then eye lost oh knoe eye am giving
it away the Robot answers carefully AH HA earthiling you played this
game more than only once you must have played it twice to win more
than you lost. Advise go to Miniclips.com and search again go down
the list and try. When gaming and writing writing is the same you win
and some you lose the GEMS stick out much better in a field of
Stones. Eye played a new game today its Ringtoss and eye won two
levels up then the third level would not let me win the six rings
stumped. Eye believe the rules was fixed the momentum off for eye
fixed the first mistakes before the game was threw but nothing
happened the level down and done the ringer was not true. What is
that game the Universe it’s called and GOD is playing on his
Central Computor user namme is Jesus. He is so much better than the
eye. Let us leave it up to him. The Rules are way twoo tough and
mistakes are hard to handle. For a child plays rough and anger comes
to hand and player reaches down and smashes toys all gone. New Player
Up.

Love

Love

We are not limited to the people we can see around us contrary to the popular song Love the one your with is wrong. Learn to trust yourself eye found her on the internet of course that’s wrong listen to the eye she is her who has found eye. She is tall and stately like a tree with lots of love to touch and kiss and hold eye love her in mye heart and not just in mye other suit of clothes. Eye panic each and every day when out of touch she is the picture of aplomb she never gets worked up but keeps her heart in tune with who she loves. Sedately she is in her suit of armour. Willingly she sacrifices much of time. Life is so full of stories of unrequieted love she has nothing like that inside her life. For eye will love her when time is no more time. And this is love.

ShoppingCartPedaler

ShoppingCartPedaler

The
box was small as boxes go and eye unwrapped it like a Christmas
Presented unto me. Eye was looking for a much larger device they had
it nano sized. There was two pedals in the center a post between them
and two posts on each side with a leveler on each post to make it
adjustable they had a guide that moved back and forth one on each
side. It was made out of titanium steel. The instructions are as
follows:

Fold
Tab A into Tab B attaché line C wait this was instructions for
recycling the box my new device had came in. They said the
instructions were in the device in the center bar your first attempt
at using this is to completely break the bar down and then build the
device to get to knoe your new machine. Seems reasonable. So eye
attached the New Device to the Shopping Cart eye had FOUND and
scrounge an old IGA shopping cart complete with white paint all over
the plastic seat.
Garretts
Iga Supermarket
in OLD Tucson provided me a shopping cart eye found it on Broadway
Avenue so far away from their location as to be bizarre. The
bars fit so snug eye had to tap them in with a ballpin hammer. No ewe
ewe aer thinking of a BALLPEEN hammer that’s differant. A
ballpin hammer has two hammer ends is much smaller a device the thing
went on the cart and moves the wheels when eye peddle it goes so fast
as the wind. Eye passed a girl on her bicycle she was sweating under
her eyes eye have done that it seems like tears but it’s the
wind that does it. She wiped her stuff and slung it on me it hit eye
and eye almost crashed but kept it between the white lines. Eye did
decide to move back to the sidewalk it was more suitable for the cart
then the bike lane. The Police near the collage clocked me at 93
miles and hour and made me donate the cart to the Church they
confiscated the device and made me promise to walk to the lieberry
from now on and HOW was your week gentile readers ewe. That’s
all folks from the ShoppingCartPedaler.

Conglomeration

Conglomeration

First
part is written 01/19/09 found in the desert near the GOODWILL
trailor you knoe who you are that wrote this eye am just typing what
eye found Tokyo, Japan.2.500.912. The second part is the poem inside
the poem found August 1996 Yuma, Az. The gift of love GOD gave to me.
When Jesus died on Calvary. Dear Kurrucku-Chan: On the Cross HE took
my shame And now my life is not the same We’ve taken the great
chance to send you this Note. And on the Cross HE took my sin Gave me
new life and Peace within. So please protect it with your potatoe
eating heart. On the Cross HE loved me so I give my life to HIM
alone. Did you hear the two new RED Jumpsuits songs? On the Cross
where Jesus Died. He bore my pain HE was crucified. Hello: A.E.S
Please scan your number then you may read this Document # 14.028.705.
On the Cross He gave today He gave His heart His life away. Thankzx
ewe A.E.S. for the Chinese letter eye remember the old JOKE about
being in the Chinese EGG noddle factory. As Jesus Died upon the Cross
He gave his life when mine was lost On the Cross Jesus gave to me A
brand new life and set me free. Thankzx you Anonymouse from Yuma eye
am just using the chorus from your Christian Song to preserve it
forever to be sung at least by fans of poetry done. On the Cross
Jesus loved me so I give my life to HIM alone A Brand new life for
HIM alone. SO sad to be a prisonor conglomeration.

ApologeticaeCharlaX

ApologeticaeCharlaX

Poetry
is dead the poet is dead the audience is dead. Poetry has died. A
flameless death. Dearth to poetry. Listen to eye eye did not make a
dancing bear charlax to compete with Monday night football on TV or
complete the poems on a time table for everyone to read. Eye did not
expect fifteen thousand hits each and every day and so eye am not
very disappointed. Who wants to go to Grave knoeing that he is
worthless and yet it happens every day a drunkard dies in sleep not
knoeing where they aer burying him he would prevent it iff he still
retained his strength he would fight off his attackers and pick the
best resting place upon the hill like any other gorilla will. Perhaps
eye will not even be depressed by thinking of mye own demise and
leaving all them poems far behind the people so confused the eye
namme no nammes the pennyworth of candy failed the libel and the
sorcery failed no fame on Broadway for a normal man prehappenstanced.
Iff eye opened up a thousand cans and poured water in them to get the
dregs off the sides and to get all the little letters of the
alphabets besides in soup with no regrets or angsts it would never
make a Chile mix but soup is what it always is. Eye am a Student with
many X in the equation. The program we are using does not recognize
the X. So the teacher has solution she said do not use the X. No
substitution. No you may use the Y instead. She expects the students
to think and act like the accordion. They call each other up the
conversation is abrupt they tell each other nothing. Each person has
to function. In this demonstration X is simply nothing non existence.
X is the Public Lieberry System. Giving nothing to the Public in its
namme. Control freaks getting paid. Perhaps they still use Cremation
on the remains of poor poets that they find demised. Eye do not even
want to think about that. Eye had a life. Eye became a poet. Eye
became a writer. Perhaps the Charon will still ferry eye to the
Elysian Fields to eat fruit of every tree forever without the two
pence he usually demands. Eye can lean on the oar and say sorry old
bean but they burnt me to a crispt. Nothing much survived but you can
shift the ashes in mye vase and find mye face it will still smile and
there inside the ashes where mye heart it will still say VI. NO not a
Roman Numeral but short for Violette mye wife. Eye must again
apologize.