Haloween

Haloween

Oct.
31,2008

AS
eye condense this soupy itemizage eye get ready for a Holiday.

Hallowweenie
This is called Dyed in the Woolen as a Sheep OR Thanzxk be to
Frostbite Falls OR Now eye lay mee down to eye for eye confess mye
sins eye hide them not but sometimes eye tab the screens a lot the
pictures are the same thing over and over the ones eye like eye dare
the rest of you to lie and say you never want to sigh to want. TO
look upon the things of youth misspent to pretend eye am old enough
now to vent to want to look and think that eye could have some. On
this day of Holiday eye do not cry but stare hungrily at love and
wonder if the things we missed will be enough when love is met she
has a name she is so sweet. She it is who loves me may knoe what this
is all about the looking glass is darkened in the night but day
sufficeth when it cometh to be mine. Not a peeper only but a doer
when eye finally meet her eye will greet her with a welcome kiss
even iff this old dehydrate man can gum a steak with just one tooth
left in his head eye hate the way eye sound when eye use the one
that's gone. Hallowweenie Pparinoia She sent to me a magazine article
about a cavern full of crystals. The first thing eye remembered was
first thing sending it to her it is the same article from the same
magazine eye sent her. It is not the one eye sent her but she
searched it out. A thing of pure chance or subliminal warning.
Perhaps she keeps everything eye send filled in her brain marking
time until she gets a chance to send it back again. Perhaps there is
danger in a hidden meaning sent. Pparinoia strikes deep. Perhaps the
smaller crystal in the Sword Cave is there because the temperature is
more normal but how many times do you hear in any given day that the
temperature in a cave is always the same about 65 degrees normal no
matter how wide the cavern no matter how deep perhaps a cavern is
different than a cave. Perhaps the larger crystal in the Crystal Cave
is there that way because the temperature was not normal but way
colder almost freezing at that leval. Now we can say that the average
temperature theorem is pookie shoot. People usually come up with and
say such silly things because they want desperately to survive.
Perhaps she means to drop me in the cavern to see iff eye can find
the way out no spelunker eye. Just now eye twisted my watch around
unclasped it and put it back on upside out so the watch face is hard
for them who do so to read and for others to see the time in case eye
get dropped in the Cavern of Time. Falling past the wayside and yet
living is not wrong. Looking learning yearning wanting hope. Please
don't defer too long unto mye Pparinoia. SocietalPoeticality For iff
ewe believe in Newtonian Gravity then you could move a mountain by
severing the base from the earth and watching it fall up into space.
See the mountain go. See the mountain fall. For the Mountain is
growing up from the Earth the most simple cut of all sever the base
the mountain will then lift off. There are more homeless people who
live in the rain then three car garages in Spain. The narrow focus of
a homeowner is the roof with the holes he cannot seem to patch them
he cannot get the money to pay a roofer by the hour he will not make
a patch himself he is too busy of a man to work like that and so he
watches as his roof caves in. He could have sent his son to open up
the attic and patch in some small fashion but he neglected such a
crafting. So now the roof is gone. SocietalPoeticality Everyone just
go and have a gooder Holiday avoid depression this year Do not Drink
or Drive anywhere.

Old Pants

Old
Pants

Is
there really a difference in pants. When a winoe wears his pants too
long and a someone just a bum just an old homeless one he has old
pants out drying in the sun is there a difference in style the sun
fades them both they both smell so very bad the rain falls on both
of them the mice bite the edges and the bottoms if not rolled up get
holes in them for sure they look like old man pants at best at worse
his must be worse than mine mine could be worse if wine were now my
beverage taken place of mind. They start okay they look real nice eye
hate holes in mine high up where people notice them the one eye have
is on the back of leg and lower then and nice. It looks almost like a
little mouse was hungry and got him some denim some levi to eat and
on the bottom in the rolled up portion where you can’t see them
there is gnashes there is gnoshes there is tiny mouse bites where
they nibbled and they roosted. Is there really and difference in
them. Eye wear my pants a little different than a winoe does he does
not hide his holes or care where they are from or going or near the
opening in his pants is some eye cringe to see an old man winoe with
holes in his pants so high up they can be seen by France and Belgium.
My zipper works and seldom his will completely zip. Eye can wear my
pants into the bathroom and do my business there he wears his pants
behind the bus stopped and does his business in the street for anyone
to see its gross to see that in a busy day time area. It’s not
his fault they say he is drunk so what is my excuse for faded jeans
with holes. Eye am sober but eye am poor eye am homeless with this
caveat eye have no lardor no closet door to hang the pants upon the
hooks to keep them there to keep them for the looks from others. My
jeans are fine today and eye am sober in them pray for me and mine
perhaps later eye will find the tape and fix the hole in mine or let
it roll and let it ride my jeans is fine.

Pretenderer

Pretenderer

There are millions of stories of the city. This is just one of them. Jonathan Pleasent was a key man. He lived to be someone. His pride was more than anyone could stand he shinned his mustache hair. His clothing was almost perfect nothing out of place he sometimes wore those split shirttails without a belt sans tie. He would never wear a hat or cap the military tried and he was painfully discharged with an undesirable. He ruled a room entered he let no one over him or stop him his discourse was unlearned but  knowledgeable enough the  women liked his accent and they let  him ramble on just to get the sound inside the mind to hear enough to sometimes linger over coffee with the others and gossip of his voice. He says that like a frenchmon and they sigh. They cry real tears because they know it isn’t true at all he lives there in the city. He is only one of them another of the crew. “Ten10Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaters Closer to homey,” Jonathan asked me, "Is there water on Mount Lemmon", he asked slyly is there a lake or a reservoir there.? "There is a Tucson Lake it's about FORTY miles of water up there," it was the charlax poet he was musing. At least there is water in the summer time it runs in the ditch it has to come from somewhere so eye suppose it could be a manmade lake to aqueduct the cattle. Eye can not save her there is no way she is too young and involved with the program she loves to drink and partee the jazz and glitter who knoes what else she is into mabe even sex and illicit love after all money is the lower case god of everyone that has to have it some. Ewe knoe who eye meant just then. He was old he had aged almost ten years in one long nite of losing her. Part of his heart no longer works. It is hard to trust someone to love them. Eye am lucky it was not an erline this time. He is sad there is only one cure for this sadness his ewe must come to visit him soon. Jonathan Pleasent was not a pleasant man. He entered the operational code the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on the website code the spy cam when he entered the new remade code over it matched and he continued to order his whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 was now transformed to the new operational code 638476430087771333654qez7489223983940092 he noticed the inverse upper case letters were now lower case numbers. He Ordered up to the Chamber of Commerce Bank on Broadway Avenue A CObaltBlueT.M.Box@ whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater from ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com of course the office of the President Joames Branch and even the treasurer office too Romand Plence hey he thought it WAS the Chamber of Commerce of Tucson. Not just the bank. They Airlifted the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M with the CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net BOX and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue Glue all dropped with chutes at the same time it was gawkers everywhere will you look at all those golf balls everywhere a few people had crashed and become statistics someone even had a laundry box with a plastic lid full of golf balls on the back of the truck when it hit the street it went everywhere and all over the front of the busstopped there the Sun Tran Bussline. It is hard not to resent the students they have options. There is a study hall classroom for the brighter bulbs to sit with. The man insisted on placeing the whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in the hole himmself he was fooling  no one by tomorrow at this same time he would be stiff an ogre in the making. The double pipe@T.M. lines wound out from town and so crokked in the desert clime it climbed the mountain one side wind at a time. The small community at the top of the ridge line was happy they all jeered and cheered when the pipe@T.M. crew made it to the water line. CharlaX walked up to the whirlyfritzerbox and removed the packing crate list from the envelope and the warrenty warranty fell out onto the ground unnoticed by the crew. When the pipe@T.M. lines were safely in the watter and the crew was safley back inside the bank or home some of them just went home a lucky break for all of us Jonathan Pleasent walked outside the box and turned the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on. The green light danced like two women in love. Then he opened the one sided mechanism and poured the brown like substance in the slot and closed the door. He was frowning at the light for it was supposed to be stationary and not blinking like that whay GOOD Lord on Sunday it was supposed to be a steady green light. And that was the first causualty clause for at that MOMENT of time poor Jonathen Pleasant went to heaven in a  whirlyfritzer ride. The green  light blinking in his eyes. Do not despare oh gentile reader ewe there had to be an accidental death to make my story true in jest eye liked this ending best for this whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater was the best western motel story for Tuscon ever done.

To d

To
d.a.levy

Ucanhaveyourcityfalconback
LOLZX

They
relaxed some of the restrictions in the UofA liberry where eye sit at
a computer terminally ill and work haah a little levity of brevity
proportions. It’s called the Hayden lieberry and you would hate
the student priority just because the administration makes it a rule.
Imagine working and saving work and being told this is a public
lieberry but the students have the priority so you are not a student
or affiliated lifer then YOU MUST LEAVE please just vacate the
computor. Eye place all my stuffins in my email for later and feel
rejected of men all day for eye am a Christian. Eye go upstairs and
use the eterminals for my 15 minutes of fame it makes me feel better.
Eye walked outside at seven o’clock after an all nite session
they let the public stay on terminals now they say it is a policy.
Now please erase the priority. Eye could do more and better work
without the sword of Damocles hanging over my head. Being forced away
just when eye need to copy and past my best poetry again. We have
forgotton how to protest non violently they make the effigy and burn
the thing but this very day eye saw a man in a suit and tie and
called him ADMAN. As eye began to cry eye began to exclaim non it was
not a whimper or a whisper but very loud in ears so deaf as he walked
away and never heard me at all eye was heard to exclaim to all a good
day and eye said IFF THEY HANG ABOUT %%55 of you INTO A TREE and
leave you there mabe the restrictions will then get better. NO
apology forthcoming. Ed.Note. Of course eye sincerely hope that no
violence is committed iff anyone is interested in hanging anyone
please just use invisible rope so on this Birthday of Cleveland’s
hope no one is harmed hurt or choked. Happy Birthday d.a. levy.

INN your Eyes

INN
your Eyes

CharlaXPpoems

Eye
have angel wings. Eye am twelve feet tall. Invincible. Cupid was
invisible and yet he loved we love each other without a touch without
a contact other than mye voice we touch inside our hearts we touch
inside her mind. She kisses hands with lipps of love. She makes me
live when eye have died. We talk we live we love we walk our separate
walks we live in separate beds and yet we love. You have such an
appetite for love she says eye have such an innocent face and eye can
tell she loves me just a bit too much for love sees no wrong no sins
no long shadows under eye she loves eye live inside your eyes. Love
is not entirely physical it begins in hearts then goes to eyes then
goes to other lies. Eye love to lie within your eyes for eye am inn
your eye eye fly on wings of angel lies to kiss the neck to kiss and
sigh eye live to lay within your touch within the sight of loving
eyes insoluble and resolute eye live and love with inn your eye let
darkness flee let light be bold for love will win within our folded
praying hands so cold as she looks at eye within her eye she looks at
me she lets me be she looks at eye she lives for me.

CharlaXPPeople

CharlaXPPeople

People
they vary some are obscure some of them are famous some of them want
to be some of them happy some sad some important some glad some of
them like me homeless unhappy unrested at life rejected some of them
quick some of them dead some are pretend some true. Diogenes
the Cynic had not met CharlaX. A lamp unto mye
feet no one can see a halo hidden under cap shining light mostly back
at eye at the mee. Thimking must be faith outside the box android
walking no robotic walk opportune losing more souls losing more
friends losing more heart than replaces. Do not think eye did not
weep for ewe eye wept. Do not think eye did not love ewe eye loved.
Do not dismiss me in your thinking as crude and ineffective offering
at least this sacrifice my mind in making many words and books looks
not important now an android has no smile. A number on the money a
number on the door a number on the money a number on the door a
number on the money a number on the door. Some doors open happy some
doors open sad sometimes time is better used for glad. Self centered
life is rude and misbehaves there is no geniality in the work force
in the lines and platitudes of constant use of lies. When eye was in
Atlanta Georgia early on a summer morning there was Thirty Thousand
applications made to ONE job in One company bank. Truth is stranger
than fiction. What did all those rejected people do would fill up
statistical book when we were young and growing up we thought we
would all be rock stars instead of rocks. Eye applied to a job when
eye still needed one the bread company man did not want then to hire
eye instead delivered application in hand with scribbles where a
number should have been. His beady narrow eyes focused upon my
blunder then he smiled and had fun with his dismissle. What is this
it says high school years how come you can not remember this.? IT
asked me three or four and eye am not sure now wither however it
goes. In Junior High School it was changed. He said EYE do not want
to hire someone so stupid. And so eye never made his bread. Instead
eye changed my name and now eye work for GOD, at least his Jesus
attempting to discover them to be the one and same.

P9WhirlyfritzerNewOrleans

P9WhirlyfritzerNewOrleans

Shreveport
was closer to the bay but we would run out of pipe when going that
way the afternoon was fading we were losing the light and the
mosquitoes was  coming out to bite. Most of the men drew there
jackets on to keep the mosquitoes away they were huge near the Gulf
water and full of fright no one wanted to get sick. We were running
the PIPE.T.M.
pipe@T.M
parallel
to the shore following the road missing most of the populated areas
and making good time coming out from New Orleans. Jameson P Monte was
the man in charge of this group. He had ordered the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater online back at the ranch as they
say. Typing in the instructional code twice.
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
once into the security cam and then added back to match. Never the
same code twice. QEZ7643008777133365448367489229004938932 matched. He
then sent an email to the company. Whirly
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com

ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
Tuesday,
October 28, 2008 4:38 PM

From:

To:

ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com

We are down south working to restore New Orleans as a City Blue and Proper. WE are very interested in the whirlyfritzer machine especially the CobaltBluePowerForce.T.M.@ as a means of centrifugal force. WE need lots of pipe@T.M for a parallel course to the Gulf for we are not sure yet where to make the entry point.ed.note this is actual copy of email sent end.ed.noted

We
are down south working to restore New Orleans as a City Blue and
Proper. WE are very interested in the whirlyfritzer machine
especially the CobaltBluePowerForce.T.M.@ as a means of centrifugal
force. WE need lots of pipe@T.M
for a parallel course to the Gulf for we are not sure yet where to
make the entry point. The special Delivery van was solid babay blue
and there was a logo on the side that said Zappersunlimited. WE were
all impressed the company had delivered its best most of the time
they used Parcel Post or worse UPS. The Driver had no helper in the
seat next to him so we unloaded the PipepipeT.M@pipe@T.M. and the
Cobaltblue@T.M.Box.net
carefully setting in the hole prepared and wiring the ground. As he
drove away he was heard muttering whats the reasoning of going
parallel to the road. Actually it was Pp Monte himself that decided
to run down the Gulf in the event of another Hurricane there the pipe
was streamed into the wind now wait think carefully about this its
makes some kinda bizzarre sense. They were looking forward to the
future of events even perhaps into the next millennium. WE decided to
go to the Ponchartrain entry point and try to get to the Gulf via the
Mississippi Delta. We already explained to ewe whay. WE called for
our airdropps and every time they were on time with the
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.
@ pf pipeglue. There should be
a lengthy treatise ici about digging in the mudded basin and the
problems we overcame getting the pipe into the Gulf Ocean but for the
sake of brevity and sanity its dispensed with and not appended
forthwith perhaps a brief explain will suffice. There is red clay
down south it takes a strong back or else fierce determination to get
a shovel fool. Ha.Ed.note. A typo and yet a de je vue. End.ed.note.
Like a cup of coffee with ice in it after a long nite of good sleep
and rest we saw the water come up one day in the distance it was
there. Water water everywhere and not a dropp to drink eye think that
eye will get up and jump into the sink. That’s a catchy toon
where did you get that one TIMMY. It was in a CharlaXPoem eye was
reading last nite.
New Orleans' economy
improves, but infrastructure remains a disaster the headlines of the
paper echoed in my thinking as we hit the beach and up THERAMP@T.M.
we went for we had ordered
the best thing from Floatsom
and Jetsome Industries to
get the pipe to the Ocean THERAMP@T.M.
was better than digging up the beach. We actually only ran the pipe
as far as several lengths for the CobaltBlueT.M.@ radiation was
harmless to children and fish but it does discolor after several
weeks anything left laying in the water would be that aweful rust
color like they have up in New York City in the Harbor.
Jameson P Monte was called back at the Main Central Offices he went
to the CobaltBluepurple whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and
turned the green light on. He opened the one sided mechanism and
added the brown substance there was lots of extra water in it for he
had drank a lot of coffee with his breakfast fast he did not forget
to prime the steam pipe first. He closed the access panel and gave a
huge thumbs up to the computer (what a dweed of course people do
things like this all the time and no one could see him) and he
smiled.

P9WhirlyfritzerNewOrleans

A CharlaX P

A
CharlaX P

A
Random thought no number in the title sick halt lame cut bruised at
least in ego and id called chosen subaltern. Limited in speech rough
fashioned in the street and hillbilly hills of the green green grass
of home. Self motivated self produced polite to a fault line but
scared of real bad activity beaten into proclivity expostulating
reason in the facebook of such ignoramuses as intended to belie the
laws of Jesus but never rally scared. Learning on a curve is what
they call it when they want the useless to advance. Give the undergod
a chance and he will take it for such as one as eye can never have no
romance she gives it to the beasts of Rome she drinks a bite too much
and then she loses love perhaps she is a virgin still and yet twold
make the heart regret the why wherefore art thousands to be told a
ringing in a glen a rigging in a sail spin a spinning in a yard a
yarding for a sail top. She will not even read this she is finished
with the eye and yet the doubt of why has caused me to pen this this
redoubting question of love. For in the final assessment of the
estimate of love eye never had a chance just borrowing this word and
that word there and that on over there until eye make some sort of
formidable pattern like a loose leaf notebook in a quiet study room
opened hurriedly intended to make room for more scratches scribbles
nonsenses sounding off like a crack of doom reverberation like an
echo echo still repeating echo until demeaned off in the distant wall
it stops it loves. Procedure dictates to some they robot along they
dit dit dit and dot dot dot almost everything they make for heaven’s
sake just stop and learn again to love this is no apology but more
like a wonder why she broke the only part of me that was intact she
killed my heart.

8whirlyfritzerjustified

8whirlyfritzerjustified

This
is from the desk of the President Thommas Whirly of the Bored of
Directors of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.com
in
the cooperate offices in New York City funded
by the government of Ukranium near the office of the Treasurer Romand
Plence-

ATTN:
ALL.

ATTN:
ALL: WE have had two major setbacks in function of our unit. Stop.
Kansas City. Stop. The Church of the Homeless in the South of France
was worse. Stop. Please screen all inquires of our product we need no
further setbacks. The tax item is not allowed. The Church was not
recognized as a true charity function. We are not in Kansas anymore
TOTO. There will be no further sales without adequate pipe sold. In
the event of a Major sale there will be a lawn partee afterword eye
have hired several dancing girls from Tucson, Az. To entertain us
after all we are all men in this company though it is highly unlikely
it will happen. Stop. We are working in the red gentlemen until
further notices. Stop.

The
Offices of Mad Magazine were located on 23 23^rd Street
behind the Bicycle shop on 2nd Street and near the Roller Derby
Headquarters on 1st Street in Upper Manhattan Drive. They were
looking at the ad for the whirlyfritzer when Bill
Gaines started typing in the instructional code in the spy cam.
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
he was typing each letter one at a time per written instructions. It
came out like this QZE290042984793893638476430087771333654 always a
differant random patteran The President of Mad Magazine Mr. William
Gaines typed the instructional code back into the spy cam and it
matched. The entire staff of Mad Magazine gave a small cheer. “What
me worry” . It sounded odd in the new offices. Immediately
almost the email was flagged as spam and a flag was added with a zero
tolerance red line indicator attached. Retype the address. A sigh of
relief from big Willy. They tought we was located on 2323 Hudson.
That’s the looney bin. He ordered a
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater for the home offices. The email
okayed it and Alfred E. Neuman grinned and said eye am glad we did
not have to use the phone to settle this. They had to order
THERAMP@T.M. from
Florida, to get PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M
layed out to the Harbor. To get to the harbor they had to spend a
little over thirtyfive bullions. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M
was meant to finish up in Upper New York Harbor the outlet near the
Statue of Liberty the staff was joking now about laying all the GOLD
bar ingots only silver in they color near the Lady Liberty. The staff
of WhirlyfritzerZappersunlimited.ORG had a big party with dancing
girls invited from the Arizona Tucson. They were nice school girls
come up from collage. The names are sealed in a hermetically sealed
mayonnaise jar on Funky Wagons Porch. Ed.Note. Al
Feldstein called for three more airdrops of
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.
@ pf pipeglue they added more PIPE.T.M. It was almost finished at the
cost of Thirty more bullion dollars and no sense to make of this.
The Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod
was ready for the grounded wire from the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net to be
attached. Alfred E. Neuman went out on a limb to make it work but it
was AL Jaffe that actually attached the wire to the electrodes. The
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M twisted
and turned upon the ramp in every direction but finally reached the
Harbor. The extra thirteen thousand p was for the PIPE.T.M.
pipe@T.M to reach the Lady
Liberty. Sam
Viviano's phone was buzzing MADly. Ed.note could not resist this one
eye been try to do something like this since eye was 14 years old.
End ed.note. He went out to the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
and turned the green light on. Within a space of fourteen days the
harbor was polluted the silver bars created a haze but no one even
noticed. The offices of Zappersunlimited had a great big wonderful
partee. There was three dancing girls there from Arizona. The
Treasurers ledger of Romand
Plence
had a new entry the next day all it said was “Justified”.
In Black Inked lines and Fiftyfive dollar signs.

54Preachers54

54Preachers54

The
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

FOR
THE CHURCH

Revarant
Titus Titwass

The
title was misspelled he always gets it wrong he has not changed his
sign outside since 1961 there is only thirteen members in the choir
no one comes to church at all they all sing songs to Jesus then go
home. He was using the Church Mac Comp in the inner sanctum office he
likes to put a sheet up on the wall behind him and make shadow
puttets with his thumbs YES he is the one that does that still and
ever young in heart he loves to eat his oatmeal bland he thinks he is
so smart. He was on the website of the
company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot He
was going to order the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater for the
bathroom he was looking for the box to paste in the operational code
and then he found the security cam area on the form. Thank God and
Halleluiah he started typing the code in the slot.
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
he was giggling like a choir boy certain he got it in correctly when
the instructions came up red light showing please do this in the
security cam to get the new code then paste the NEW CODE in the slot.
Under his breath he was muttering so now you tell me and why could
you NOT tell me before now see eh? Like an old preacher man does. It
came out like this EQZ290049389329847667484763843008 he erased the
old code by backstabbing it then he entered the spy code in the slot.
They matched. He began an email to the company. Please he typed
Please send me a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater at once to the
Church of the Wilderness in South Franco. Near the homeless beach,
There will not be much PIPE needed but consider this is a Church
please do it for charity. The snow is only on the hillsides eye can
place the pipes all the way to the Mediterranean see.

He
sent this at once to the addressee
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
There was quiet in the offices of the chairman of the bored in the
office of ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
they were dumbfounded. The officer and treasurer Romand Plence was
speaking “ we aer in business to sell these things but we are
also in the business of making money and we have to show a profit
however eye can work it on the taxes as a charity blunder. Please
remember what happened in Kansas City and he shuddered. If this
preacher wants a whirlyfritzer how are we gonna refuse them it’s
a Church for GODS SAKE, even eye believe in Jesus. “And so the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
was sent to the southern France. The bundle of PIPE.T.M.
pipe@T.M  was small the
Preacher got the airdrop for the
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.
@ just only once. The
Blue and Purple Box was uncrated and attached to the
AcmeLighteningRod@.T.M.
The preacher worked alone even the Choir was sent home. He began the
thing all wrong he taped over the hole of the second pipeline the one
that released the steam he did not read the fine print or study the
warranty warrenty at all. He laid ONE ROW of pipe all the way into
the Mediterranean sea. He planned to start the box as operational on
the next SUNDAY visit of the choir. To make it a surprise for them.
But something happened on that Sunday mourning his fuse burnt out in
the powerbox and he over slept by two hours. When he turned the box
off and replaced the fuse he noticed the choir was leaving. Wait he
cried everyone needs to see this and he got the brown substance out
to open the onesided mechanism he juggled the stuff all about and
everyone ralfed in the parking lot. OH preacher they cried is this
necessary now.? We aer going to Pizza Planet now. One moment. He
sighed and closed the box he smiled as he turned on the green light
when nothing happened he joined the people of his choir in the
parking lot just in time for at that moment the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater just exploded. It shattered the
Choir practice area where everyone always sang songs. The preacher
fainted the Choir got in the cars and left. He woke up and walked
slowly to the box. The green light was still on. The warranty was
gone. Not that he would ever want another one. He went back inside
the office entering the blast area hole he found his cell phone and
ordered a TemporayToiletBowl@T.M. from the first company on the list
which happened to be Acme. Then he went up to the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light off.

53charlaxpWfr53

53charlaxpWfr53

For
Kansas City

There
are many mainstream homespun people in the heartland that do have new
computers they place them on top of the TV and tune the sports on.
This is just one of those stories of the yellow brick road. Joames
Branch has a ranch near the farm of the combine. His wife placed the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
advertisement next to his coffee cup. His eyes lit up. He did not
read the fine print who ever does his hand was on the cell phone and
he was superdialing the combine. Here is his conversation of
unlimited minutes. Eye want to talk to the combine leader Jim. Eye
need a permission to access the pond at the end of my drive the fence
is the problem eye decided to install some new sump pump in my yard
and want to run this new PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M out
to the pond. Oh good no problem. They gave him immediate permission.
He began plans to install the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater.
He unhooked the computer from the TV and started typing the
operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
when it was done he entered it at the website spycam it came out like
this ERT1333654778700346784923932983900492 he painstakingly typed in
each letter to get started on this job of ordering the PIPE.T.M.
pipe@T.M
at

“Whirly”
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot he immediately got a confermation
email to his webaddress BadBoyBill@msn.com

This
is what the email said PIPE.T.M.
Friday,
October 24, 2008 6:21 PM

From:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
To: BadBoyBill@msn.com

Cc:

ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com

you have not ordered enough PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M we aer considering cancelling your order please reply asap ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com  “Whirly” ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot

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PIPE.T.M.
pipe@T.M later

Friday,
October 24, 2008 6:30 PM

From:

ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com

To:

ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com

Cc:

BadBoyBill@msn.com

PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is initially needed to get to the next door property eye am building a gate in the fence eye plan on ordering more pipe then to get to the water later BBB

The
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
operational staff held a quick AM meeting and decided to let the man
have his initial order of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and
added a note to the file but when the secretary attached the note the
main computor went down and no one realized the file and folder was
deleted. There was now no record of the meeting or the order. That is
how things happen in the real world. When the order came by Parcel
Post the truck was leaving almost as soon as it dumped all the pipe
there was the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box
next to the small piles of pipes. A Postal Worker jeep pulled up with
a notebook for BBB to sign, he signed it quickly frowning at the 335p
for the total was not much but eye used to use real money he said.
He installed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and added all
the pipes they indeed reached to the gate he flung the gate open and
reordered the pipe again. The initial order was ignored they sent the
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and
airdropped the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.
@ it happened fast as iff
he was an important customer with a reorder to fill, He laid the last
pieces of pipe in the double row and went to the yard too turn on the
CobaltBlueT.M. @ box. He
went inside to get the brown substance to fill the first silver bar
he opened the one sided access panel and carefully poured in the
brown substance with water added he was careful to prime the steam
pipe as per instructions. However he failed to understand that the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M would not
work in the pond but only in the Sea or Ocean nearest his home. He
turned on the green light but nothing happened. He was about to flip
the light off again when the POND exploded wiping off the combine
offices next door from the face of this earth. Have a good homecoming
football weekend everyone and don’t worry the place was closed
for the Holiday no one was in the offices no one was hurt in the
making of this story.

52misdirected52

52misdirected52





Mortality the old man gets a certain feeling due to age of remorse and regret and just plain eye missed some of it and he has his lifelong love found and now he wants to keep it (her) and keep it now. And so he freaks and tries control and even anger at himself cannot ever hide the love he feels inside but wait the anger at the world and hate even now threatens to engulf the eye eye tremble and eye sorrow at this 1984 that’s come to haunt us almost every day bidding to the devil haunt a soul He is sifting some of us like wheat to fall to earth the tare to ride the wind away so grain will fall to earth decay and then rebirth someday. Mye heart is mans in that it lives as worm my mind is mans in that it pursues its lust and fun my body is the lords for no girl has wanted me before even when eye wanted it so desperately and tired of trying this eye could be an android incapable of love the street has toughened heart but when eye saw the look inside her heart she melted me eye died. Just because of differances of age society hides the shades so shut upon the light of love November romance in the bud nipped for she is November born and bred somewhere lived in a real house with clean sheets always nice and food three times a day. Even though my Lady would not stay my hands from loving her eye fear lest eye become a devil in my primary years of life. To dally with a kiss oh what bliss eye would savor taste of love and yet must eye pass into my grave without just dust eye am and dust eye will become is something trying me is there a chance can she want romance with such a bland old android man. If she is reading this at such a time as able to dream of love like mine then let her read these words a finer time eye cannot dream then thine see how the poet dances round his words to keep the thing in some perspective not wanting it to be x rated or ruin chances there is more to love than sex romances kissing is something eye enjoyed when younger not stolen ones but taken in the course of conversation the best ones were returned the feeling in the man was one of satisfied elation quite different than jaded sex and consternation of performance not a porn star or a lewd old dirty man but naked thrall just kissing places that eye saw twould like to visit them just one by one not there forever but the time it takes us to get there to the place of love will you allow me comfort of a kiss returned and let me try again and one more after that. To touch to feel to linger there and learn the lessons of a young woman’s heart. Eye am too shy to bolden go and ask. Been misdirected.

51charlaxp51

51charlaxp51

A
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

For
Manchester, England.

Wednesday
October Tenth eye copied the instructional code quickly and entered
it at the site
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
twice in my haste eye boned it the first time “Whirly”
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot they said to enter the code AGAIN
this time it worked it changed into this on the security web cam
ELO32984738476430087771333654290049389 eye reinterred it once more in
the slot provided. There was a red flag on the return email they said
was eye very rich and famous.? How rich are you is it Bullions? Eye
laughed for eye am the Frenchmon Gendoudh. Eye answered the querry
immediately and they assured me my credit profile qualified. The
Legal department was worried that eye was gonna dig up the London
Tower or sompthing in my haste to get the pipe PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M
laid to the Specific Ocean floor that’s the North Sea Mate. Eye
planned on placing the pipe into the English Channel just on the
other side of London near Tilbury was my outlet pipe. It was mostly
being fought in the outlaying areas they were worse than the
populated cities. They at least took payments seriously eye was
having problems with one old dirt farmer named Mgillicutty. We were
looking into a company located in Florida that makes ramps. Floatsom
and Jetsome Industries was into the placement of overhead pipe.
THERAMP@T.M. was the
ticket just the thing. He (Mgillicutty) had no real objection after
that as long as his sheep could dipp. River inlet Irwell proved to be
a better alternative eye left the THERAMP@T.M. in place but no pipe
would ever get there the sheep loved there new roof when it rained in
the moors they came bleating from farms near and far to afford
shelter there. Eye paid the city planners almost Thirteen Bullions to
get the pipe into the River after that we paid only for the remaining
installations. Manchester
council leader Sir Richard Leese said: "The proposals for Irwell
City Park are ambitious and imaginative in their scope but they are
entirely deliverable we welcome the pipe as it travels below the city
to the North Sea Floor. The General Post rang up there is a box all
in Cobalt Blue for you Gendoudh. We shall send it round by way of
special delivery. When they arrived eye carried the box to the yard
and dropped the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
into the hole the workers were nerves and gaping at me for they had
never seem a rich French android before ever doing an work for
itself. They quickly hooked up the box the green light was winking
for the pipe was not yet to the outlet. There was still one last
thing to be done. We had to get threw the Mersey Basin to get to the
River Thames it may seem a roundabout way to you but remember we dug
up land too. Iff the water was not in a straight line eye could
afford a land over route the various companies of men that eye dealt
with would always remember Gendoudh’s famous
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. and the comical
airdrops of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @
pf pipeglue. When the men neared the London Tower area eye made a
rare appearance there. They said you will save money by rerouting
here and bypassing Tilbury no need to go there surely??? The man was
fishing in the wrong country for eye am a Frenchmon first. Eye
blanched a differant color an android is capable of many things as
eye cleared my throat there was no further need to speak for he was a
good minion after all and he finished the plans to include the outlet
pipes at Tilbury after all an android speaks in those hushed monotone
voices better to get it right the first time see eh? Eye always say.
On the return trip home eye was struck at the view of the Lieberry
for it was near my home by aerial view if not mileage actual. Eye
stopped only once in the yard to turn on the green light and pour in
the first silver bar the brown substance into the one sided slot and
closed the access panel door and smiled.

50PCHXPD50

50PCHXPD50

Fifty
Poems of Charlax Poet Dickinson Fifty

Emily
was wise penny foolish rich in thoughts and poems added up she kept
them in her coffee cup not letting any out to grounds to walk around
to let the gentile reader see the history must be confused she only
wrote just twenty two the rest were edited and fashioned by the
inlaws to make money on the remains of the poems of poor Emily. Eye
almost called her (Email)ly. Be glad that eye evolved in poetry. It
does not say she ever hit her head but people did it does not say
that she was over religious or simple in the way that people have to
mean the mental. It simply states in History she wore a lot of White
clothing and slept in a day bed avoiding. Most if her correspondence
was just letters back and forth to lover. OH please of course he was
there somewhere. There had to be a man to make her dimple and to
frow. She must have had an android creature like the Charlax on the
morrow sending her his promises in the hope to ease her sicknesses.
She must have hit her head to write so clear for only abuse can open
up the firmest perch for words. Perhaps poor Emily had a favorite
tree she swung up to high to see and fell headlong in the brambles
bushes hedged along the pathway and told no one but began to write
most notably with a foresight of the hurt and vengeful taker added to
her snail mail lover no one seems to care or talk about but just
because the History is bare of fact does not mean he wasn’t
there. It may seem sad to you to reminince like this a poet gone
while this one comes to understand her lot in History a poor
accidental prone abused brain set free too roam the rhyme the reason
being love and gravity. For when she picked herself up from the
bramble bushes the thorns were all white and clashed with her
britches and so she decided right there and then to always wear white
to never wear skirts of the night in her favorite place to climb to
high but white slacks and smart shirts all white. To correspond with
her Charles. To write. To write simply poetry in the White uniform of
her night for her lover and LORD and mye poorer Emily.

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48pCXsniff48

48pCXsniff48

A
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

LOVE
is a four letter word. Some of the subliminities is in the parfume.
Some women never get it write overkill in fright but the odor of a
babay lambea is too sweet. A man is lost in otherworldly anticipation
waiting for his love to turn the other cheek. Sniff.
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
eye typed the code in the slot indicated at “Whirly”
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot when eye refreshed the code on
the spy cam it looked like this
ZEL290049389329847638476430087771333654 so eye retyped it in the slot
and sent it to the company eye wanted this
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater very much, eye am
a homeowner near the Ocean Bay in Florida semi retired eye can make
this green lighted albatross sing as it works with buying very little
pipe. They sent me a confermation code the thing was coming to the
door it was coming COD not UPS. Postal Workers were carrying my
purple Cobalt Blue case. They emailed me a copy of the warrenty
warranty. Reader see 47Warrentywarranty47 for more detailed
look at warrantee holder took. Eye
raced outside and gathered up mye tools the day was cloudy a good day
for digging a pipeline eye lay my back into it and try to have some
fun the first section of the sand was done when eye heard the door
buzzed. There was a square box almost a rectangle but still square
one side was cobalt blue the other almost a pinkish purple there was
a pipe elbow up from one side a ground wire stud upon the other eye
almost cried the price was only 5p. Eye paid at once and opened the
instruction manual. It was sparsely written Open the one-sided
mechanism insert PRODUCT brown in color close the catche lid down
make sure the green light is operational and the pipe is ending on
the Ocean Floor. There is only a ground wire to connect to ground
pipe in the event of an electrical storm this
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is not electric in nature but
powered by the CobaltBlueT.M.@ inside the line. Just then the
delivery truck arrived eye had three tenths of a mile of PIPE.T.M.
pipe@T.M
at 45p per length. Eye wrote the check and smiled and carried the box
out to the yard and began to install the wonderful thing in my
ground. The pipe for the ground wire was already attached to the
Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod
it ran from the box to the wall a distance of about 25 feet. The hole
for the square rectangular box was soon dug out from the grass that
eye was sure would soon die the grass was gonna die all over the yard
oh god what have eye done. It was worth it eye kept reassuring myself
to get the silver bars to the ocean floor. And then it came by
Heliocoptor Air Dropp the thing was attached to a small parachute it
was so cute the way it almost landed on mye head. It was a small can
of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.
@ pf pipeglue. Eye expected the stuff inside to be blue or even
purple like the hardware places have butt no the stuff was milkywhite
for all the world the consistency and color of Elmers@Glueall. Eye
glued the first two sections of pipe thet ran out from the box wide
in two separate rows my work was now doubled they said one pipe was
for the gold bar ingots only silver in they color and the other was
for steam produced from water added with the product??? Eye went
inside to order more pipe@T.M.
and to Air Dropp another canister of glue. That Heliocopter dropp was
expansive not inexpensive. When eye got the pipe layed almost to the
Ocean Bay the Sherriff met me he was wearing his six shooters on both
hips and he had a Dell Word Document in his hand. A Writ of Habeas
Corpus Delectie and he laughed that Southern laught thing they do.
He said you cannot dig the beachfront up the STATE has decreed a non
spatial place herein this document to mean therein the sand. He was
rally smiling big when he said most all of this. Eye frowned how will
eye got around the document you ask. The Sheriff was also an
architect and he had a copy of THERAMP@T.M.

We
at Floatsom and Jetsome Industries
want to sell you this affordable ramp to run your pipes out to the
Ocean Floor you need not disturb the beachfront sand. How much eye
cried my checkbook was already in my hand it was superglued there
when eye made the last pipes stand. How many p said eye. Its only
1000p the Sheriff grinned and you gotta do it cause I’m the
man. Sadly eye walked back inside the house but first eye stopped at
the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
box and turned the green light off. So sad to come that close to a
porcelain dream gone mad. Eye raced inside to turn the sewer line
power and water to the toilets back on all my hopes for the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater gone. Sniff. Love is a four
letter word the schemes of mortal man they come and then they go.

47Warrenty47

47Warrentywarranty47

Whirly
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot

“Our
Motto”

“NOSepticTanksin(YOURTOWN)namegoeshere”

Men
need and want “Things” that GOD simply does not want us
too have them. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
is herein this worddocument expressly implied as a
lifetime warranty warrenty that is extended TO THE UNIT ONLY not the
pipe@T.M.
each item sold separately. We here at Whirly
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot simply do not have the
time to SERVICE all your pipes for free and we never implied that we
would ever do that you see. Iff the pipes are glued and installed
properly Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ you
may use any type pf pipe glue that you want too as this does not
effect or affect this warrenty warranty per se. You
will find that you have no need of maintenance on the
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater itself we only replace
the entire unit due to the green light failure. No other warrenty
warranty is expressly implied. “in
the event of a catastrophe~ just buy another length of pipe empty the
main frame BOX turn the green light off before you leap in the boat
in your scuba gear swim past the shark reef attache~ the NEW SECTION
OF pipe we make a suggestion herewith and into the proper glue to be
used is our brand.
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ each
item sold separately and more and more expensively it
costs a homeowner very little to maintain the
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater initial funding is never
returned never so do not ask us that there is no contact us we stand
on our soap box warrenty warranty. Warranty
noun (pl.
warranties) 1 a written guarantee promising to repair or replace
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
if
necessary within a specified period. 2 an engagement by an insured
party that certain statements are true or that certain conditions
shall be fulfilled must be a dead green light.

warrantee
noun
1.	a recipient of a warranty issued by Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
2.
3.
warrenty
2.	a customer to whom a warranty is given
3.	a written assurance that some product or service will be provided or will meet certain specifications i.e. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater disclaimer: we ONLY replace the UNIT only. After all the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is GOLD solid sold each and every new day we are rich anyway. When installing the pipe please dig responsibly the only “rule” we have is for the last segment of the pipe to reach the Ocean Floor or the Sea nearest your home. No other body of water is acceptable use or will accept your waste. DO not try to run your pipe out to your septic tank in “YOURTOWN”it simply will not work. The centrifugal force of the CobaltBlueT.M. @ in the line will blow the concrete top off your septic tank actually with enought force to level the Court House nearest you.

46Stillllove46

Memorite

46Stillllove46

Iff
ewe suddently saw mee the eye making his way slowly to the door and
you house was there inside the room you said that eye could have iff
life is only ewe, would you still want to kiss mye hands and bring me
inn to stay with ewe would we make a picnic in the grass down by the
creek without the ants let them eat cake would you still want me
lover ewe to make the journey even in mye old age when the trip is
arduous and the life is spent anticipating love do you still want me
then when it will be in your best interest to default and live. When
eye say a thing eye meant it when eye say eye love ewe its forever
there. My time is spent in worry try to please her here.

46Memorite46

Memory
is strang access is not limited to brain case can think outside the
box er skull maintain some sort of dignity eye saw a young girl just
now her face reminds me of someone in my past erased by aeons of time
passing at first eye thought it was from short term past ago but no
the girl was from my child. Suddenly eye remembered a long unleaded
thing. A poor city girl remembered from my youth a poser do not touch
her just look she liked for me to look but eye could never touch her.

46Gentileewe46

Such
a wonderful girl she does not remember trespasses and add them up to
totals of a grudge but she forgets the ignorant eye does. Eye saw the
falcon hawk this day he was on the hunt a long way away but eye
cannot miss the colors of the tail feathers and the way he glides in
the sky just moving without power of any kind just sort of circling
in the air even riding the streams of jetted air he slips up some
then left then right then back down again to spy his dinner and his
lunch he had no time for greetings he is a survivor. Eye have found
the secret of mye love inside mye heart it’s WANT for ewe to
come eye never loved no one not even Mother more. Please never think
to leave me for the pain twold be too much for a heart now filled
with mercy of a lover touch. Eye suppose eye could turn to beauty iff
she’d have mee eye could love a younger lass but nothing is so
farther from my thoughts or acts. Eye pursue the only beautiful the
only lover the only love the ewe. The day will soon be over and my
heart will yearn tonite upon my hill for the next time that we can
speak together roughly in the hurried way we have and iff eye miss
ewe more than one day it causes illness to arrive a thing of dread to
haunt me creeps thornlike in my side. One word of love just tell me
yes just say yes to eye and that will send the sorrow south to lay
dormant until left alone too many days. Please come and fill my heart
and memorite.

45Federale

45Federale~45

They
came over the ridge riding the horses making them nag. They was
cowboy tough shooting from the hip one of them pulled the trigger on
his gun while it was still in the holster and killed his gray out
from under him. He was quite comical hitting the earth and trying to
stay standing up leaving the saddle trying not to fly like a fly a
buzzing in the air around sniffing this way and that looking for a
hat overturned to lay its eggs is your hair on fire now. White
squirrely things crawl in old leather hats overturned and left
unattendent not meant to be taken and worn but better left there
alone and lost for the flies. Eye bet the next time you get a hat
from the dusty place you will wash it out first in the water tough.
The second rider went down because the horse stepped in a gopher hole
now ewe have heard that all your life its true this time. He fell at
an awkward angle and eye did not fire. Eye did not shoot the first
man either. Iether. Eyethere. The third man wore the bandoleros and
carried knives and guns all over his body so he could reach them and
react killing anyone who dared his face GOD that was a bad man his
horse was a roan and clearly hated him he jumped against the bit
frothing at the mouth red specks spewing from a hole in the cheek eye
drew the carbine gun and took careful aim at him old son there is a
time to fight and this Sherriff was ready for eye was a federale~.
Eye fired the bullit sped to the gun barrel of the mesically it went
into the barrel and broke the chamber holder snapped the hammer back
and broke his thumb. Bet you Never heard that One. The fight was over
except for mopping up the salon. Having coffee with Leonard was never
so much fun as today. TGIF.

44poetrypoems44

44poetrypoems44

Siren
Call

me:
ye? the dragonflies me: ye are leaving
me: non i can't find them today its winter it’s okay its
part of life The island loomed large in the distance the reef was
orange jaded coral with purple undertones the Dorsal fins of Ianthe
cut this way and that she was fishtailing in a hurry to get there the
winter was icy the fresh water feed was frozen over the villager was
in need of fresh water it was up to her to free the ice floe unless
the blockage was reduced immediately the pass would choke and freeze
up now with no relief until winter was over poor lover the only man
in the world was staying on the island to recover his love for a
woman this mermaid heart his Ianthe. A lover in trouble he was
pitching at the ice in a vain Human attempt at fury he was on all
fours like a drunken dog crawling along the edge hitting the ice floe
with his piton hammer. A pitiful excuse for a man he would run out of
fresh water unless she came. Suddenly a voice came like a tape
recorded in the early hour of the day. “Step Back Get Away Get
Back” she cried in a commanding voice “when this is over
you will visit me in the underwater caves there is pockets of air and
fresh water there.” She Morphed into the beautiful ewe a brown
eye cow. She continued on the ice as if it was dry land and then she
spun on all fours like a top until she was centered in the middle of
the floe and then she morphed. This time it was Tall Tree the magic
Creek Indian Maiden she lifted her brazen deer horn and blew upon it
with lipps meant for kissing the charlaxandroidoneseven.

This
was the majic Sirens Call. The Ice floe cracked and moved away
from the village entrance. The villager the android whom she loved
was there he quickly gathered whits and launched himself onto the
floe before it got too far away from shore and there he almost lost
his footing until Tall tree limped with her left as he limped with
his right they made a perfect triangle of life. She morphed back to
cow at edge of floe then spinning around she said “Drown with
me sailor Charles” and was no longer cow butt mermaid fins
cutting into the water with the CharlaXAndroidModelSevenOne in tow He
was just holding on to dorsal and trying not to breathe the water
drownd for sure for certain she was leading him to air. They say
there is an underwater horizon near the island with the azimuth
facing the inner beach. All eye knoe for certain is the final curtain
called him home she laid his body in the cavern air no longer needed
to reform him suspiration Android body does not die but merely
sleepeth like a Christian in religion laying in a darkened tomb.
Unhurriedly she blew a short staccato blast upon the majic flute the
Android sputtered and sat up and Ianthe was the Tall Tree maiden once
again in love.

43Vindication43

43Vindication43

He
said look at my history on the computer iff you do not believe me
then go ahead and look and so they impounded his computer and took it
to the looking place and spent hours combing websites and said Sir it
seems there is NO entry for the time that they described and when the
man was breathing again then they dropped the other sandle and they
smiled there was entrys of pornography between one and three pm he
frowned that is different somehow that’s not what eye wanted
you to do you was supposed to vindicate me the eye and make the men
fall into a swoon they need to fall into the ditch and find someother
universe to live into. A Bogus accusation an entry to an earlier wave
of web surf is not the way of the tao but yes eye do like to look
some at whatsis and similes. Eye confess it eye am guilty of the eye
for platents look so nice. A lot of old men play battlefield games
they twist the screen around looking for victums making sure all the
armies of the emeny is dead. And then they do a little victory dance
and howl like women sewing clothes when laid end to end upon a cloud
they only number twelve. Eye got accused of talking to myself eye was
recording in my headset a tape on the main computer lieberry they
accused me of lots of other things no one can even see my screen eye
have the computer in the corner they were really reaching for the sky
high hope on that one sure that they aer only guessing and eye am
still sitting guess where eye am sitting right where eye was at.
Failed in their endeavor to demean me failed in the effort to
dislodge me eye aint ashamed of that. Justified by faith in GOD the
Holy Ghost and Jesus Child and love for babay lamba eye am full of
vindication pizza food sandwich banana cake no pie but lots of life
indeed a little victory dance is due for when they haul me off for
looking at the screen they will do one too.

42bohemianlight42

42bohemianlight42

Needed
rest in the offline landing found a way to attack self just follow
scripture not needed lust is forsaken in the night no more scads of
drinks no more partee plenty just rest and happiness. Eye slipped
over the wall not worry about the noise now hidden from the street
eyes. The light from the street filtered threw the building and time
seemed to stop. The bohemianlight was nice. There was no one play in
alleyway no one near my lair iff it had rained eye was dry I’m
sure no way of knoeing until it happens then. Eye only unbelted my
leather belt and gird was left undone so that eye rested some. Eye
was not nerves but in a place with no ready exit it’s not easy
to relax under a bohemianlight. Eye do never sleep most of the time
is spent like SPOCK just inventory inside checking functions looking
for problems my heart was once human once full of life. When it was
important for me to be someone of course eye was not. The left leg is
still stiff where eye put pressure on it not extending fully but the
nerve is pressing on the bone and causes pins and needles. My foot is
fine the stub of toe incased in steel of boot. In mye mind eye she is
there holding on to me holding on to love she kisses hands. Eye heard
nothing in the night no mice no birds no murdurs passing near the
traffic noise was thankfull arrears in front of building and behind
me no echo in the bohemianlight. My tooth has stabilized my head the
pain from the first beating not so notable the tooth has balance the
hurt to make it seem like head is normal. The function of the thing
has not been loss a tooth though brake in half will work as good as
one that’s not. The night was long and nothing arduous in the
bohemianlight there was no colors no black and white nothing but the
shadow gray not reflected but collected like dewfall from the light.
NO added pain or sorrow just one more day of life and ending to a
long and sinful life.