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For
Kansas City
There
are many mainstream homespun people in the heartland that do have new
computers they place them on top of the TV and tune the sports on.
This is just one of those stories of the yellow brick road. Joames
Branch has a ranch near the farm of the combine. His wife placed the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
advertisement next to his coffee cup. His eyes lit up. He did not
read the fine print who ever does his hand was on the cell phone and
he was superdialing the combine. Here is his conversation of
unlimited minutes. Eye want to talk to the combine leader Jim. Eye
need a permission to access the pond at the end of my drive the fence
is the problem eye decided to install some new sump pump in my yard
and want to run this new PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M out
to the pond. Oh good no problem. They gave him immediate permission.
He began plans to install the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater.
He unhooked the computer from the TV and started typing the
operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
when it was done he entered it at the website spycam it came out like
this ERT1333654778700346784923932983900492 he painstakingly typed in
each letter to get started on this job of ordering the PIPE.T.M.
pipe@T.M
at
“Whirly”
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot he immediately got a confermation
email to his webaddress BadBoyBill@msn.com
This
is what the email said PIPE.T.M.
Friday,
October 24, 2008 6:21 PM
From:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
To: BadBoyBill@msn.com
Cc:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
you “Whirly”
|
--0-935692218-1224872507=:45042
Content-Type:
text/plain; charset=windows-1252
Content-Transfer-Encoding:
quoted-printable
you have not ordered enough PIPE.T.M.
pipe@T.M=A0we
aer considering cancell=
ing your order please reply
asap=20
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
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ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot=20
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--0-935692218-1224872507=:45042
Content-Type:
text/html; charset=windows-1252
Content-Transfer-Encoding:
quoted-printable The
reply was good and to the point.
PIPE.T.M.
pipe@T.M later
Friday,
October 24, 2008 6:30 PM
From:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
To:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
Cc:
BadBoyBill@msn.com
PIPE.T.M. |
The
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
operational staff held a quick AM meeting and decided to let the man
have his initial order of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and
added a note to the file but when the secretary attached the note the
main computor went down and no one realized the file and folder was
deleted. There was now no record of the meeting or the order. That is
how things happen in the real world. When the order came by Parcel
Post the truck was leaving almost as soon as it dumped all the pipe
there was the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box
next to the small piles of pipes. A Postal Worker jeep pulled up with
a notebook for BBB to sign, he signed it quickly frowning at the 335p
for the total was not much but eye used to use real money he said.
He installed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and added all
the pipes they indeed reached to the gate he flung the gate open and
reordered the pipe again. The initial order was ignored they sent the
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and
airdropped the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.
@ it happened fast as iff
he was an important customer with a reorder to fill, He laid the last
pieces of pipe in the double row and went to the yard too turn on the
CobaltBlueT.M. @ box. He
went inside to get the brown substance to fill the first silver bar
he opened the one sided access panel and carefully poured in the
brown substance with water added he was careful to prime the steam
pipe as per instructions. However he failed to understand that the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M would not
work in the pond but only in the Sea or Ocean nearest his home. He
turned on the green light but nothing happened. He was about to flip
the light off again when the POND exploded wiping off the combine
offices next door from the face of this earth. Have a good homecoming
football weekend everyone and don’t worry the place was closed
for the Holiday no one was in the offices no one was hurt in the
making of this story.
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