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Whirly
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot

“Our
Motto”

“NOSepticTanksin(YOURTOWN)namegoeshere”

Men
need and want “Things” that GOD simply does not want us
too have them. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
is herein this worddocument expressly implied as a
lifetime warranty warrenty that is extended TO THE UNIT ONLY not the
pipe@T.M.
each item sold separately. We here at Whirly
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot simply do not have the
time to SERVICE all your pipes for free and we never implied that we
would ever do that you see. Iff the pipes are glued and installed
properly Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ you
may use any type pf pipe glue that you want too as this does not
effect or affect this warrenty warranty per se. You
will find that you have no need of maintenance on the
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater itself we only replace
the entire unit due to the green light failure. No other warrenty
warranty is expressly implied. “in
the event of a catastrophe~ just buy another length of pipe empty the
main frame BOX turn the green light off before you leap in the boat
in your scuba gear swim past the shark reef attache~ the NEW SECTION
OF pipe we make a suggestion herewith and into the proper glue to be
used is our brand.
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ each
item sold separately and more and more expensively it
costs a homeowner very little to maintain the
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater initial funding is never
returned never so do not ask us that there is no contact us we stand
on our soap box warrenty warranty. Warranty
noun (pl.
warranties) 1 a written guarantee promising to repair or replace
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
if
necessary within a specified period. 2 an engagement by an insured
party that certain statements are true or that certain conditions
shall be fulfilled must be a dead green light.

warrantee
noun
1.	a recipient of a warranty issued by Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
2.
3.
warrenty
2.	a customer to whom a warranty is given
3.	a written assurance that some product or service will be provided or will meet certain specifications i.e. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater disclaimer: we ONLY replace the UNIT only. After all the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is GOLD solid sold each and every new day we are rich anyway. When installing the pipe please dig responsibly the only “rule” we have is for the last segment of the pipe to reach the Ocean Floor or the Sea nearest your home. No other body of water is acceptable use or will accept your waste. DO not try to run your pipe out to your septic tank in “YOURTOWN”it simply will not work. The centrifugal force of the CobaltBlueT.M. @ in the line will blow the concrete top off your septic tank actually with enought force to level the Court House nearest you.