8whirlyfritzerjustified

8whirlyfritzerjustified

This
is from the desk of the President Thommas Whirly of the Bored of
Directors of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater company
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.com
in
the cooperate offices in New York City funded
by the government of Ukranium near the office of the Treasurer Romand
Plence-

ATTN:
ALL.

ATTN:
ALL: WE have had two major setbacks in function of our unit. Stop.
Kansas City. Stop. The Church of the Homeless in the South of France
was worse. Stop. Please screen all inquires of our product we need no
further setbacks. The tax item is not allowed. The Church was not
recognized as a true charity function. We are not in Kansas anymore
TOTO. There will be no further sales without adequate pipe sold. In
the event of a Major sale there will be a lawn partee afterword eye
have hired several dancing girls from Tucson, Az. To entertain us
after all we are all men in this company though it is highly unlikely
it will happen. Stop. We are working in the red gentlemen until
further notices. Stop.

The
Offices of Mad Magazine were located on 23 23^rd Street
behind the Bicycle shop on 2nd Street and near the Roller Derby
Headquarters on 1st Street in Upper Manhattan Drive. They were
looking at the ad for the whirlyfritzer when Bill
Gaines started typing in the instructional code in the spy cam.
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
he was typing each letter one at a time per written instructions. It
came out like this QZE290042984793893638476430087771333654 always a
differant random patteran The President of Mad Magazine Mr. William
Gaines typed the instructional code back into the spy cam and it
matched. The entire staff of Mad Magazine gave a small cheer. “What
me worry” . It sounded odd in the new offices. Immediately
almost the email was flagged as spam and a flag was added with a zero
tolerance red line indicator attached. Retype the address. A sigh of
relief from big Willy. They tought we was located on 2323 Hudson.
That’s the looney bin. He ordered a
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater for the home offices. The email
okayed it and Alfred E. Neuman grinned and said eye am glad we did
not have to use the phone to settle this. They had to order
THERAMP@T.M. from
Florida, to get PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M
layed out to the Harbor. To get to the harbor they had to spend a
little over thirtyfive bullions. The PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M
was meant to finish up in Upper New York Harbor the outlet near the
Statue of Liberty the staff was joking now about laying all the GOLD
bar ingots only silver in they color near the Lady Liberty. The staff
of WhirlyfritzerZappersunlimited.ORG had a big party with dancing
girls invited from the Arizona Tucson. They were nice school girls
come up from collage. The names are sealed in a hermetically sealed
mayonnaise jar on Funky Wagons Porch. Ed.Note. Al
Feldstein called for three more airdrops of
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.
@ pf pipeglue they added more PIPE.T.M. It was almost finished at the
cost of Thirty more bullion dollars and no sense to make of this.
The Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod
was ready for the grounded wire from the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net to be
attached. Alfred E. Neuman went out on a limb to make it work but it
was AL Jaffe that actually attached the wire to the electrodes. The
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M twisted
and turned upon the ramp in every direction but finally reached the
Harbor. The extra thirteen thousand p was for the PIPE.T.M.
pipe@T.M to reach the Lady
Liberty. Sam
Viviano's phone was buzzing MADly. Ed.note could not resist this one
eye been try to do something like this since eye was 14 years old.
End ed.note. He went out to the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
and turned the green light on. Within a space of fourteen days the
harbor was polluted the silver bars created a haze but no one even
noticed. The offices of Zappersunlimited had a great big wonderful
partee. There was three dancing girls there from Arizona. The
Treasurers ledger of Romand
Plence
had a new entry the next day all it said was “Justified”.
In Black Inked lines and Fiftyfive dollar signs.