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54Preachers54

The
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

FOR
THE CHURCH

Revarant
Titus Titwass

The
title was misspelled he always gets it wrong he has not changed his
sign outside since 1961 there is only thirteen members in the choir
no one comes to church at all they all sing songs to Jesus then go
home. He was using the Church Mac Comp in the inner sanctum office he
likes to put a sheet up on the wall behind him and make shadow
puttets with his thumbs YES he is the one that does that still and
ever young in heart he loves to eat his oatmeal bland he thinks he is
so smart. He was on the website of the
company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot He
was going to order the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater for the
bathroom he was looking for the box to paste in the operational code
and then he found the security cam area on the form. Thank God and
Halleluiah he started typing the code in the slot.
EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
he was giggling like a choir boy certain he got it in correctly when
the instructions came up red light showing please do this in the
security cam to get the new code then paste the NEW CODE in the slot.
Under his breath he was muttering so now you tell me and why could
you NOT tell me before now see eh? Like an old preacher man does. It
came out like this EQZ290049389329847667484763843008 he erased the
old code by backstabbing it then he entered the spy code in the slot.
They matched. He began an email to the company. Please he typed
Please send me a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater at once to the
Church of the Wilderness in South Franco. Near the homeless beach,
There will not be much PIPE needed but consider this is a Church
please do it for charity. The snow is only on the hillsides eye can
place the pipes all the way to the Mediterranean see.

He
sent this at once to the addressee
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
There was quiet in the offices of the chairman of the bored in the
office of ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
they were dumbfounded. The officer and treasurer Romand Plence was
speaking “ we aer in business to sell these things but we are
also in the business of making money and we have to show a profit
however eye can work it on the taxes as a charity blunder. Please
remember what happened in Kansas City and he shuddered. If this
preacher wants a whirlyfritzer how are we gonna refuse them it’s
a Church for GODS SAKE, even eye believe in Jesus. “And so the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
was sent to the southern France. The bundle of PIPE.T.M.
pipe@T.M  was small the
Preacher got the airdrop for the
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.
@ just only once. The
Blue and Purple Box was uncrated and attached to the
AcmeLighteningRod@.T.M.
The preacher worked alone even the Choir was sent home. He began the
thing all wrong he taped over the hole of the second pipeline the one
that released the steam he did not read the fine print or study the
warranty warrenty at all. He laid ONE ROW of pipe all the way into
the Mediterranean sea. He planned to start the box as operational on
the next SUNDAY visit of the choir. To make it a surprise for them.
But something happened on that Sunday mourning his fuse burnt out in
the powerbox and he over slept by two hours. When he turned the box
off and replaced the fuse he noticed the choir was leaving. Wait he
cried everyone needs to see this and he got the brown substance out
to open the onesided mechanism he juggled the stuff all about and
everyone ralfed in the parking lot. OH preacher they cried is this
necessary now.? We aer going to Pizza Planet now. One moment. He
sighed and closed the box he smiled as he turned on the green light
when nothing happened he joined the people of his choir in the
parking lot just in time for at that moment the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater just exploded. It shattered the
Choir practice area where everyone always sang songs. The preacher
fainted the Choir got in the cars and left. He woke up and walked
slowly to the box. The green light was still on. The warranty was
gone. Not that he would ever want another one. He went back inside
the office entering the blast area hole he found his cell phone and
ordered a TemporayToiletBowl@T.M. from the first company on the list
which happened to be Acme. Then he went up to the
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light off.