FirstCarLastMotor
300
years ago Etienne Lenoir and Henry Ford had a race. IN
1709 they had no highways with yellow intermittent strips or white
lines. The first car was a horseless carriages invented by Lenoir and
Ford to race in instant space they ran them down the old dirt road in
every song found. They nearly had a head on collision the first time
they were tested they botched it lucky to be alive no parts or pieces
missing the first two car race was an accidental accident smashed up.
Here is the blow by blow play action and instant replay. May 1, 1709
this is the first ever car raced. And their off. Ford is sliding
around the first turn but Lenoir is stretching into the neck. Ford is
very faster than Olds Lenoir. In fact he got so far ahead he is
turning backwards on the dirt and heading faster backwards. Lenoir
stepped on the gas instead of the brakes. Ford stomped the
accelerator. The crash only knocked the Google offline. They both
lost the goggles under the racing aviator caps they thought they was
flying so conical of a thing. They both limped away the Ford got in a
Limo to race back to the Airport and to Leer jet away. Lenoir only
walked back to his Hotel de Franco near the Airport. Both cars was
towed to storage where they wait until this day this day in May a
fantasy the price enormously inflated. Good Lord Mister Ford iff yew
could only see what yew have done. 300 years from now on May 1, 2309
all the highways are grown over with green yellow colored glass from
the fallout of the gas used in the Chinese World Wars Three. The last
General Motor is on Display at Peeking Chinese Theatre. IN Los Alamos
near California. First car last motor.
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