Jack Gilbert

Jack
Gilbert’s Pet Rock

A
Paroday of Jack

Eye
have a monolithos in mye pocket binder notebook eye call it the pet
rock it is as heavy as a stone eye use it to backspace the computor
by just misplacing it on the backspace button on the keyboard is this
lava obsidian one of a kind of a heavy green substance found only on
the planet Krypton. Eye take the rock and place it on the keyboard
button to hold the thing down so it’s on automatic backspacing.
It eats old lines and spaces off the printed places that eye visit
and leaves a strange red substance there they called it Red K in all
the comics mags. Eye Jack the words in the book to read the only
things that seem to mean about the home eye always have an island
made of stone until they bury me but wait perhaps they can’t
scratch the surface plate to make a hole of six feet asunderneathe
the stone of monolithic island home. Eye Paroday the recipient of
monolithium Jack Sullivan. No wait its Gilbert not Sullivan you nutt
you Gilbert nit wite wait for it its wit you Jack Gilbert nutt with
your pet rock you monolithic knit whit.