WhirlyinSpain

WhirlyinSpain

How to make a Spanish omelet disappear OR who turned on the green light.

Fight eye was watching the fight down in Spain when the Phone rang at the Office “Whirly” ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web@.dot

The door of President Whirly was still closed he would not be available until after NewsYearDay. The officer and treasurer Romand Plence was speaking “My namme is NOT Ronald Duck that is a joke that Whirly likes to play” and he slammed the phone down so rudely that we all (ewe guessed it) DUCKED down behind the desks. The Fax on the Computor was belching there is no other word description that even comes close to the sound of this old IBM. We have tried to get them to upgrade and failed. Eye actually had to remind him that eye was an android and that he can not fire me like he wanted to the others there they are all cowards no one raised up except the android eye. It was Madrid asking for a WhirlyFritzer Blue and Purple BOX delivery. There was a facsimile of a Cheque it was for a Million P$. Plence stopped Quacking at us and quickly added his okay to the Fax and sent it back even though they got the number wrong he waived the code EQZ29004938932984766748476384300(9) the last digit should have been an 8. He said relate to this we can bypass the Security Cam from the President’s Office and in his haste he slammed the door on his way in and the glass tinkled all about the floor he grimaced the door was so old it would be impossible to replace he would just have to put the new glass inn before tomorrow comes. Quickly he typed in the password to the BOSSES computor it was YaYness7 an old code he was happy that it worked. He told the computor to okay the Spanish account at Madrid Spain. They are heading the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M line toward the South Atlantic Ocean they meet all the Federal Guidelines. The Robot Code he used looked something like this oihh mfd isiohhr uht mojpjrijihsoi@hf dihs ofhdih foh fihei thirhos hghih giot dhit loo phy jecvrol ikkolelinur. There was no problem for several weeks then we got the proverbial message that silver bars had hit the fan.? Understand? There had been a Bullrun on the way to the Atlantic Ocean just west of Barcelona and near the end of the pipeline. But wait of course thats in the wrong direction they were running the pipe the wrong way. Thats the way it is in the big city. There was one million thirty seven silver bars all stacked into a pyramid between barcelona and Madrid. Iff ewe gentile reader aer confused a bit by this just look up at the map see where it says SPAIN it was very near to there they aer calling it the Spanish Pyramid. The NINTH Wonder of the World. They can no longer hold the Manassas there at all. The Bull run. A little Southern Humour a little dry for yew mister no its dehydrated. The new office door to the Whirly Presidential Office had a Batman sign with Whirly in the Center and a little Android humor from the eye goes undetective for instead of glass eye had them make the door out of clear Spanish treacle board. It will not break or tinkle on the floor. Ronald Duck gave me a bonus. $$$ThirtySevenP. Eye got a new Cardinal Hat. With a Mary Bird logo on it. For almost free. Its too small the head is rather large on an Android. Eye can not wear it very long it pinches mee and causes headaches they call it cardenal in Spain. Of course Android has a headache the eye is not a robot. Not offended or mistaken eye forgive the lot of ewe

just wait till Whirly sees his new office door the facing board is red.

 

UNLITERATE

UNLITERATE

InternetLiterate
is usually used with a negative connation like as iff eye am NOT
computor literate. Here is CharlaX guide to the internet. There is a
button on the case PUSH it. When you get the screen and you can see
the little GLOBE that looks like the e it should say INTERNET
EXPLORER. Click it with the mouse the mouse has two buttons use one
of them. You can learn to right click later when you get your web
page open it should look like the home page of the computor you are
using for example eye have the University Web Page to begin with but
eye can change it to YAHOO. You may have a differant web page to
start with of course ewe dew iff ewe aer a home computor user. You
may have to double click the e. There is a search box TYPE Google or
Gmail. When you get a page go to the right hand corner there is some
triangular dots put the mouse there and make the page move up and
down then make it go sidewise and you can make it minimize the stuff
is in the right hand cornered on top. Wait don’t hit that X ooh
too late. Go back and start this over eye will let ewe Ketchup to
eye. Type CharlaX in the search box. This will give ewe hours of
enjoy. Oh iff ewe must do something else then go to Funkitron®.
Play Scrabble Blasted®. Or just browse. Have fun.

The
Author will go internet more detailed later gater in the part two or
the second installment of this software. So ewe won’t be
unliterate.

MarkedTwain

MarkedTwain

Eye entered the Colonels time machine even eye am not militarily inclined eye wanted to speak to Mark Twain and ask him who he liked best out of history class. Eye hurried to the place near the Mississippi dock that the old riverboat stood the paddle barge. Eye was supposed to find the man before he boarded on but not to be eye ran the gangplank just as they hauled it up. It was 1854 a few years before that Cival War and the paddle boats were common sights up and down that river at night. Eye stepped around the corner and there he was in that rocker. A Chair that rocked back and forth on wooden wheels to keep it from tipping up and over or sliding forward and losing such an important passenger. He looked so much like himself there that eye paused formulating quickly just what eye wanted to ask. He opened a large cigar but did not light it. He was only 19 an already active lad he had that famous hair but no mustache or beard in fact he never cultivated his beard but shaved it. He tried to wear one only once in 1880 he was emulating Lincoln. He was a factor in my human race with time. “Samuel” eye asked softly. He turned young eyes on me suspiciously he smiled. "How do you knoe me sir." He was polite. "Eye only chew a bit on the ends", he smiled. "Eye thought you smoked in a corn cob piped", said the android eye. HE laughed "what a novel idea perhaps eye will and grow a large mustache." " Who is your favorite hyisterical person someone famous but dead in another decade." Without hesitation he said "JESUS." "Perhaps it will be too hard to get you both together to talk",  said eye. It was my original plot but things can changes. "Just tell me why a humorist like you would say the JESUS is the man for you."  "I want to knoe how he took all that abuse and why he took it."  The only way to answer this is to become the CharlaXJesus android one. "Perhaps he was saving us" eye did begin "but why not send in the troops the angels as fighters?",  "you ask well as eye answer eye can tell yew this Marked Twain"  "HE said many times that the Father can send Legions of Angels inn but listen he did this to save us."  "Let me try again."  "You have created a world full of people that never do what you want them to do or say the things they should then you decide to save them and in your righouteousness you condemn a part of yourself to save them all at once."  Think of life as one big Fish the tail is birth the head is death when life is over out the mouth you come to escape from being eaten. "Did Jesus say this",  he asks suspiciously "no CharlaXJesus said this", say eye.  "He went to that Cross willingly to die to save CharlaXAndroidOneSeven MarkedTwain ewe and everyone on Earth."  "The good the bad and the pretty ones."  "Iff they can find JESUS and say JESUS and pray to JESUS then they may live again in GODS Heaven with HIM."  This is what eye finally told him. It is fun to time travel in the Colonels time machine.

Wraith

Wraith

The
third deadly sin.

Anger
is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for
fury. It is also known as Wrath. How can a person not get angry when
someone spills his blood or breaks his bones or otherwise steals from
him his time or hurts his person? Even Christians have some sort of
righteous anger at the enemy they say the LORD will repay as iff a
house is falling out of the sky on such an enemy they have if time is
the only healer than eye am out of time and angry still upon the
Earth where other people live and hate? Relate to them they seem like
flies and gnats to mee the eye is sure they may be huge inside
themselves but evil little trolls and elves is how my enemies appear
to mee they swell in greatness at the way they fight but evil has a
name delighted to be called appalled and mighty in the smite they
fight in groups and gangs and hurt the innocent the nameless and the
homeless one. They jump up and down upon the lifeless body of the
human there in the Wraith they have become not three but one a
character of aplomb a ghost like Gentleman not like GOD at all but a
caricature of him this Trinity in three little persons smiting and
kicking and hitting at a person not lifting even a finger to fight
them back but trusting in his LORD just to deliver him from evil
doers and eye won if winning is counted in the living after fight.
But they are dead now in the trespasses and the sins they will not
live again when Jesus Comes. They are counted as the goats standing
to the left of GODS own SON. The sheep will be with mee off to the
right of HIM who saves. For even in my anger eye have limited myself
to just mere words cursing in the darkness at a foe no longer seen
it seems they hurt me fore they cause me to have bad dreams. The harm
is mine and deal with it eye shall but do not longer brag of might of
arm in battle or the way you beat the old man to the ground for
someday you shall pay when LORD returns to claim this World he made.
Then you all will give account and even eye will say they hurt me and
the bad words kept coming out who do you think that he will help the
ones that smote or eye. Eye am a sheep just momentarily angry at the
hurt and suffering. Eye am sorry for this sin this anger and this
wrath.

CharlaXSlavery

CharlaXSlavery

No
love in people for Christmas here just business in the heart of them.
How can anyone ignore the fact that people are working below the
poverty level. They labor for far less than the minimum wages.
Ascertaining not a living but just slavery. There is no end to this
discovery of slavery practiced in this third world country. You who
practice acceptance of insanity may think this okay say it could be
worser they do not have to pay the worker they have the power in the
brain to hold a shotgun in the line. Point a weapon at the head and
force the workers to the labor. Vain is the sons of men. A slave to
tobacco and wine the lusts of the mind will work for a time until
they force him to drink the unleaded kind then dine on leaded wine
the Roman kind of Grapes of wickedness take home pay for some is less
than one hundred dollars a week that’s less than 400p a month.
Eye just asked a young man at the collage where eye work what is a
decent take home pay for you to have he said he MUST have 800p to
live a month. He can not pick fruit in the fields of fodder or work
for affordable housing at a third the cost of living. Eye cautioned
him to have no high expectancy was pleased to here him say this
reasonable number for out of this almost half will pay for slumber. A
slave is never free but pays almost double or nothing for a door up
some stone steps in a sordid neighborhood with Trolls and Elves for
neighbors all of them dancing wickedly with the other neighbors all
night long they place our children in containers to be burial at
daylight. This is CharlaXSlavery.

Deliverance

Deliverance

My
back has muscles and they are hurting my teeth are made of bones and
they are broken now my head is made of nerves connective tissues and
they seem strained beyond belief but no one can stand the cold. Eye
felt your winter even in my southern clime the shill of frost the
slim of limn that makes a man shiver under too many covers and coats
outside. Eye have a blue sleeping bag eye believe it was stolen from
another man and eye took it back but cannot part with it again. It
was left inside a hollow log and covered with some outdoor grass and
eye have them both the outdoor grass and the sleeping bag the blue
one. Eye still ache but at least eye will survive. Iff no one finds
my stash or rips off Christmas from the eye. Unless they need it more
than eye eye will survive. A few dollars saved has become the dollars
earned and eye ate a little better on this day then is my usual
embrace how good a burger is when cooked and eaten fast. A wonderful
Deliverance today. Some coffee and a found coke. Eye managed to live
on this one day of deliverance instead of worry for the morrow. How
ripped off we have been by the television. Eye was so blasé
just watching the video just now on yahoo a wreck of major
proportions reduced to a few moments of eye candy on the tele. When
it is in your face upon the street it is much differant. The lights
kaleidoscope down upon the top of the ambulance and the sounds of
screaming metal as the truck was careening out of control it sounded
like they laid it down on one side and still tried to drive but all
it did was slide. A boy slides near on a street silently in charge he
refuses to look at the wreck but ignores the chaos intent on getting
out of the cold. He glanced at me but refused to acknowledge my
existence such a freak have eye become. Eye wept and prayed for these
people eye have never seen eye yelled out loud WE NEED JESUS but
perhaps there was no one there to here mee. Eye would like to think
that others prayed that day that someone heard me and added they
prayers to mine and that is why the ambulance was speeding away there
was still time to save lives perhaps the driver was not drunk and it
was only a mechanical failure not even his fault. It is all in the
police reported. Eye do not need a follow up for that would only
indeed be a vanity. Eye have my faith and the people have the life.
This was a Sunday on a Christmas a long cold night of deliverance.

FalconChristmas

FalconChristmas

No
words describe a heart so sore in need of love, to be so glad a
bird’s alive and living in the shades of time. She still comes
when eye call her but my whistle is a paroday not a shrill bird call
and yet somehow she knoes me and comes out from her warm place to dip
her wings and glide in happiness with Jesus in her heart. She went
from tree to tree flirting with the eye, staying close to the trail
eye always use on SUNDAY morn. So wonderful a bird not even fully
grown in fact eye mistook her for a yearling perhaps her offspring
eye thought it was her daughter there, come to visit mee a new and
thoughtful creature but she was only closing up her tail feathers to
mabe keep her warmer in the cold of Christmas Winter there was frost
out in the Desert. She looked so much larger on the wing Spreading
all her feathers she must knoe it makes my heart sing to see her safe
and dry. A Bitter Colder Better Christmas Warmer now and closer to
Nirvana. A Falcon Christmas. Still Alive.

WaterCollector

WaterCollector

The Water Collector

The logistics was unreal unfathomable until they called Pauls Excavations in Tucson City. They said it is so simple of a thing to build and yet so much harder to make work out in the field a series of bendable aluminum pipes inside a seathe of silk. We will Collect the Rain as it falls and send it South to a man made lake a fresh dug pool a Arizona Lake. The Bottom of this lake bed is sealed in silk as well and makes a giant Reserve to feed the cities need to make us all stay well. For the silk collector we typed in the operational code at the website for ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.@dot      EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 and because that it was Christmas and because that President Whirly was now on Vacation Donald Plence came on gave us the OKAY for the Project. Why spend lots of $$$ when the PIPE.T.M.pipe@T.M  was only 45 P a section. We had already spent too much on the Aluminum Pipe from AcmeLTD@.com and the silk materials to line the Reservoir and to make the RainCatcher® There was PIPES with wheels on each section edge. We moved the thing along on the desert floor in the sand like a Caterpillar going sideways each section moved only a curtain distance undulating accordingly and waiting then for each section to catch up to it again then rolling off across the sand dunes each man pushing on a BroadBasePad® using the cheapest form of mechanical device and locomotion known to man the human being. They dropped the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. And we quickly assembled the PIPE@T.M.Pipe When someone saw it raining off in the distance we pushed the silk Raincatcher in that direction until we got the thing directly under all that free falling water and then we ran around under it as long as those sponge like clouds would let it fall we got lots of water for that Arizona Lake this way. Not even losing one man we got to him BEFORE he acutally fell off of that ledge and two sections of the silk Billowed out spilling water but we saved our fellow man. There is still alot of water in the desert there where we were and sometimes ewe may see that old pipeline we built it there in 1969.

SkyScrapers

SkyScrapers

For
what does it prophet the eye to gain Manhattan Sky to have the Whole
World in pocketed lie. To have no Immortal soul, to have no love.
First and Foremost there is Jesus Serene sitting in the Midst of mee
urging me to overcome then there is the Jagged Purple Piece of mee;
the love, nothing to be repented of for everything in marriage is
allowed. She who helps mee, the ewe, the lambea, the love. We have
not been King and Qyeen but Merman and Mermaid. Eye will not spoil
her day by death by fear of drowning, for everyday eye live, no
regret, for in finding love, mye heart is quiet. Let others press
into the elevators punching numbers reaching into the thousands. At
night, eye dream that ewe aer there in other arms alive inside a cave
of depths in love; just holding on each others eye in drowning
swooning lust her in command of this mye heart. A merman in the scaly
foam dead to all the worlds’ skylines. A mermaid with her scaly
tale holding on to hands of love and kissing them perhaps eye had to
now Beware the LORD again; for in finding love eye have indeed now
found mye whole world come. Foam cold whirly water moving kelpweed
twirrling round about mye head and trailing lengthes into the inky
blacknesses of mye mermaid tresses for in her hair no longer brown
and white but jetted black to match her tale so like a whale split
upon the end in twain was once entangled in a net not fashioned now
by there her man. In finding mee and keeping eye she has her world in
love, inside the mermaids cavern below the city skyscrapers.

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EliasRivera

Threw the Moving Window a painted interpretation of CharlaX. Oh for those of you who thought the TOOL inside the mans hand was just a stir stick for the pot to turn a twist the vegetables to get them hot in cooking pot you have a small imagination He chisels Replicas of the Ten Commandments and then sells them perhaps keeping the money for the small boys education he marks the Romans Numerals I One to X Ten upon the tablets made of Garnet stone and then he sells them on the Throne he keeps there in the Throng of people as they come and go they Purchase Rome. A Reflection of the Market placed the Steel Pot is only made of cast but has a dull silver color the man holds a tool eye must confess eye was uncertain just what this tool was for almost a chisel looking thing and so the test of imagination blest Beside the man and boy there is a basket full of green grape. The child held so precariously upon his back does nothing yet with hands he is not yet of age so young not even holding on. The Madre of the other child is waiting for someone she looks askance the child is knowing holding on his mothers robe with just one hand a little lord. So regal and wisened there upon her robe. The Stronger Lady has a basket full of carotene she is striding purposely the other woman looking at her earnestly the basket she almost forgotten as she admires the other woman the basket ah the basket that she has is full of onion chopped perhaps she has been crying. Through the moving window.  

The
First Days OF Christmas.

On
the first days of Christmas my truelove and her LORD gave to me a
Falcon Bird perched above a tree upon the tallest spire around a
telephone pole he came to make me proud and oman of one to a heart
now found. CharlaX Dictionary: OMAN. NOUN. ONE Omen. Second
Definition: Oman: Omen given to one person. Third Definition: Oman: A
Homeless Person. Eye am OMAN. One days of Christmas gone so wrong.
The worker at the fast food place stepped around the corner
surprising me, telling me to get out but no real authority to do that
eye was finished with the food just looking at the mess nothing there
was any good it looked just like it was ruined on purpose there was
an old mop head in the middle of a lot of good food. Eye did not like
what she had said and so eye paused and told her do not speak to me
like that and then she said she could call the cops and eye left just
cursing the building perhaps the new place will be nicer to the poor
and homeless creatures. It used to be mye favorite place to dive. Eye
walked next door to a bar the Janitor there was a woman and she gave
to me a bag of pretzels making her a winner though a sinner she is
blessed. But the other place is gone now in mye mind mye thinking
fixed upon the first days of Christmas.

Understande

Eye
put mye thinking cap on to understande everything made up under the
sun all the workings of a man how can a city work without there love
how can people rule with money ignorance and force decay and rot yes
greed and avarice no love. A semblance of a certainty a seeming
continuity yet no one there could suggest it is forever. Every four
years the inhabitants in all there offices change faces the incumbent
has to leaf the new incorporal is now the one in charge while the
homeless on the street still fails to understande because the SPIRIT
love for GOD (JESUS)‘s own son hath touché mye hearte
and nothing now inside a city there looks the same but rot eye looked
outward at the city TRIED eye failed to understande impart.

Pollyethylene

Pollyethylene

Polly
want a cracker? NO Polly want a doodle all the day. Polly want a
waht? A Parrot can not do that. Polly want a chrome dome machine to
RUN up and down the Bullavvarrd. Polly want a glide doing 95 in a 35
mile zone. Polly is so stoned. Polly want a electra glide for
Christmas. PolyEthylEne in Leather Booties matching strides. A Blonde
Afro Wig and Pictures of Polly Family. A lot of Greenback Money on a
CARD (666). Polly want to fly. Polly want a Highway Robbery. Polly
want a getaway. Polly want waht Polly be. A Christmas Highway Fiend.

CoffeStoreye

Eye
turned to the bus and stopped around the rider that had dissed me he
was searching for a paper at the newsstand and it prevented me from
accessing the change slots to look for a dime to pay for coffe. Eye
had four4 dimes and not so many pennies no matter how eye counted it
they gave me a free be, @ Mcdonalds Land® feeling sorry for
myeself eye left and begged the needed dime from children at the
busstopped. But then eye found another dime at the BurgerKing®
window. And then eye went inside. He refused to take mye money the
change is still in a pocket waiting for tomorrow anon to buy more
coffe. He handed me the largest cup and so this was now mye refill
cup and eye was better off. Believing now in luck eye refilled this
coffee cup and quickly returned then to the bus. Eye found a tea then
with a bag in place just sitting there and waiting just for eye. Eye
have a coffe in a jar for later on eye save it for later drinking
they say you can not take it with yew but eye am having coffe later
all of it free today and paid for in the morrow ewe no money needed a
Christmassy coffestoreye.

Aer
you Dee Eee?

RUDE in the Holiday season.? No Eye am Cee Aiche.
A man stepped on my foot when eye was leaving the city bus no real
reason eye could fathom he was in semblance of a hurry but eye still
believe that it was on purpose a mistaken idea in his brain to impart
an owiee on an old mans foot but eye was wearing some good steel toe
boots. He made me angry but eye was not hurt just incensed that he
would make the attempt a fortune was not spent in the making of these
boots but they worked and they protected my foot. He is still burning
in one ear lobe a lot of blue words imparted as an after shock. Eye
forgive him please GOD JESUS please forgive eye. But iff it was an
accident it was rudely done. Now on to other things. The plug came
out on my headphones and eye could not find the box to ignore it and
the musick from my website was pouring out of speakers seldom used so
eye kept trying to unplug it but nothing was working and the man next
to me was so understanding he was a Saint he kept saying tersely just
FIND it hahahah and then eye muted the control and found the box
later to remove it it was hidden behind the control panel a dumb
place to be for iff eye can not see it it is just not there to mee.
SO now when they ask me ARE YOU DEE EEE? Eye just say no eye am OHh
Kay. Rude can be an accident after all but more importantly a fall
from Grace can be forgiven good-naturedly have a Happy Christmas ewe
and all of ewers. Say hello to Mary eye knoe ewe sent her mye two
poems. Write me one in love. Mye Christmas Love.

Cobalt
Bomb

Eye
took the blue cobalt radiation flower and placed it in the crucible
box added in the silver oxide closed the box and prayed. There was a
small muffled explosion. For on a larger scale this would be the
cobalt bomb. Eye just needed to make it now invisible so they can not
stop the bomb from going off. The Doctor like the octopus has smarter
now become. The entrance to the mall was now blocked off and it is
game day. Eye scaled the tower wall quite near the clock all dressed
in dull brick brown no one could see me frown down at the crowded red
shirt fanatics. This is pay them back for all the student priorities
and lost computer time eye will decimate the villagers that only live
for self and degradation of the games they will not have the names on
there tombstones. When the little hand says one and the other one
says none. The Cobalt Bomb when added to the silver oxide in the
correct amounts weighs nearly five pounds quite heavy on this wall
Eye mount the thing with Acme.Glue the time is short now no where for
me to go eye am so tired of living in the snow eye set the thing upon
the wall and simply drop a crumple to the ground and watch the Cobalt
Blue as it goes off. nnnnnnnn

TaxiCabby2Two

TaxiCabby2Two

He
was fired up STONED on Panama Red the flagon of wine near the
accelerator was bouncing in his head when the Idea was borne and he
had way too much money in the ash tray to ignore this idea he stopped
at the Nearest Breadshoppe.com® he plugged in his laptop he
ordered each item sold separately starting with the fake real lights.
The Strobber lights were expensive but no one could tell it the
differances from a real cop car. * See next poem, ewe. Ed.note. They
balked at the County Logo the small Magnetic sign for the door but
then said OK when he told them that he was a “HACKY” in a
taxi and this was just for Christmas. They said “Sheriff”
on this logo will cost extra the Hacky did not even grimace he
unplugged his laptop and drove into the paint shoppe they primed and
slicked and painted then two hours later he was back on the street
just looking so much like a real cop car it was sweet. On the day
before Christmas he opened the Lightbox® from Stroberlight@.com
than quickly GLUED them on with the Acme@.com
with the Acme.glue® and slapped the magnetic sign on the side of
the cab door and drove. The Hacky was insane chasing cars on the lane
of the freeway. The Real Deputy got behind the hop headed hacky He
fired two clips into the rear tires the angle was off so he fired
them once more taking both of them out. The fake Sherriff car
stopped. Hacky was ordered out. The Christmas Game was now over the
Hacky is on a mental ward now learning not to smoke he is in denial
an alcoholic joke® they had to restrain him only once now they
let him wander in an out he sleeps on a cot in the hall. They will
not issue him a driver’s liscence in this state he is now a
changed man. He was soon let go. Ewe will see him again just walking
in the median holding up a sign that says “Merry Christmas eye
am Homeless eye will work for food and for money and for bread.”

No#2Lust

For
the sake of notoriety and the art of artful dodging eye will call her
Blue for the sake of this discussion and to talk about our passion.
Miz Blue has taken all my heart and added it to hers. Miz Blue has
kisses for mye hands and love enough for future plans. Lust inside a
man is just a normal thing iff his desire is for his female friend,
the GOD that made anatomy did not make it uselessly but had his
reasons. This SIN you call Lust is not a sin at all inside a marriage
it has places to reside within us all. Then it is just no longer lust
but is called passion. Punctuality is the courtesy of kings. Some
Zen lift the covered cup up shake the cup with ice inside tell me
what the liquid is on ice. Sounds like a coke no coke try again
sounds like tea with coffee mixed inn awright. Can you tell me what
the drink is made of little weed hopper ewe. Is it new? Oh no they
are always old made of melted ice added too whatever eye find. Blue:
<3 xoxoxoxo

me:
<3 Blue: your crown is made of coral and rubies me: baaaaaaaaaa
Blue: underwater coral mooooooooooooooo and sapphires me: mye heart
is made of violet hues and loves Blue: like the blue ocean this caht
was mad of lust the kind that rules the heart of us the kind that is
just love. May a poet use a word that is not his is there an original
word that has not been used in a sentence or does a poet use words
that are used. If eye borrow words eye find written will they seem
like mine or will someone tell it; will some great scholar read my
poem and say that is not the poet’s words. That sentence looks
like to me he found it written on a yellow card he found discarded on
the lieberry floor. Can you go back and read this poem and find the
sentence that eye meant oh never mind eye think it went in good. Was
it good for ewe? As well as eye Mye lust? Mye Blue Courtesan.

FOR ALGERNON

“FOR
ALGERNON”

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Everyone
knoes the Story of MightyMouse® how He took all those Vitamins
and got SuperPowers but here is the True Christmas Story of
SuperMouse. He is still going strong mye Algernon Eye fed Him many
times but His true strength lies inside His love. He was just a
regular mouse until mye love buried her pet mouse er rat rather. Than
somehow He was transmogrified His Spirit came and lies within mye
pet. This Mouse gets agitated when eye visit He moves up and down and
jumps up to visit. He is intelligent. Eye believe He visits TerryTown
and wears the red cape of the MightyMouse®.

Episode
ONE: Power Caper.

The
snake was so harmless to humans. But He was eating He was striking
silently intent on His next victum, when Algernon grabbed the A
Vitamin Bottle and turned into PowerMouse. He did not want to hurt
the Snake so harmless to Humans but He also did not want to become an
Evil little Mouse. And so He built a fake ersatz mouse house right
there in TerryTown. To fool the Snake into Crawling into the inside
of this trap He turned back into the Algernon Mouse. He crawled
slowly into the Snake Trap and hoped the Snake would take the bait
and sure enought He was almost eaten up but managed to escape and don
the Red Super Cape of PowerRangerMouse. But it was as MightyMouse®
That he swooped down from TerryToons® Cartoon Skies to lift the
fake Snake place on high then save the life of all the mouse
villagers He took the Snake to a lake in the South of Franco. There
He was allowed a Small Island where He lives as a vegetarian. Every
now and than the Mouse seems to change colors and to be totally a
White Mouse eye still call Him Algernon. But He is MightyMouse now.
My namme is CharlaX.

Hectare

Hectare@MSN.com

This
is for YOOHOO.com eye sent you several thousand emails about my new
device SPAMTRASH@.com
you made a trash can for the email at yahoo and you can make this one
come true. It’s just a new kind of software called Hectare. TO
Install Hectare you open the box normally as if you were downloading
a new game. When you get the box don’t save just open pay
attention ewe this works even on a home computer or a lap top or a
Restricted Computor at a lieberry near yew. Also in development we
have the Word Document Renewer this device is called Hectare II. The
WDRenewer@.com
works much the same way only faster in its delivery. When you save a
word document and then save it to your email you have to delete it to
save the new one with the changes you have made. NOT any longer for
now ewe just can open Hectare II and Hit the link above the Word
Document and VIOLA ewe it automatically saves the new changes to the
existing document. The link will look like this DocumentRenewer
True we can explain the HOW but not the WHY it works it is brand new
technology of the MSN development Corporation kind. Back to Hectare I
When the BOX opens and asks you to save or open what will ewe do ewe
will open not save please do not install this software on any shared
Computor or a home device where someone could actually see it also
when you delete a spam message you lose the spam message when you hit
the link that’s delete the CONTENTS of the spam FOLDER. There
is no retrevial available until NOW with Hectare I there is a link
placed into your email just above the Yahoo logo. It says simply Spam
Retrieval. Go to this link. It will look like this on your email.
SpamRetrieval
We here at HectareDevelopmentCorporation@.com
have used MSN technology almost. We have to add this disclaimer we
are NOT affiliated with MSN we just use them in our Advertisements to
make your company US(put Hectare here) look better.

The Seven Cardinal Sins Part One

The
Seven Cardinal Sins Part One.

PRIDE

Goes
before a fall there
was three cubs for the Mother was a cub herself but oh for the stake
of this story we will say this there was two cubs and a Mother cub.
OKAY wait there was this MOTHER see and TWO cubs just babies. Wait.
There was a Lion family in a cave. There was MOMMA lion and baby lion
and baby lion. Wait. Eye was in the freezing water hiding from them
all when eye saw the Mother Lion and two cubs began to call they
sensed that eye was humanly at risk to be a meal and they sensed
this. Eye am from the old old school of dumb and so eye started near
the cave for a better look and then eye lost my nerve and went back
into the water. Eye had matches for a fire and eye was all alone eye
dropped my bag down 50 feet of snow and watched it stop on such a
narrow path the caves were looming large and so eye froze some more
refusing then to stop for needed rest eye carried on eye left the
best part of my valor up there near that cave. A test. Eye failed to
keep my human functions and android eye became. My boots were made of
rubber but the water was way too deep kept spilling over filling them
again. Eye have miles to go before eye sleep. What got me off that
mountain was it GOD was it his namme. For that is all eye had to see
me down ravines so sharp they stopped in snow and nothing my next
step. Eye dropped the gear that eye had brought eye watched the water
resistant bag slide under water in the night never to be ever found
by man again but wilderness has claimed my life. He had to be there
helping me but men were there who hunted meat eye saw a poacher very
near to me eye crossed his tracks eye froze in place for eye noticed
he had a rifle and it was almost in my face. He let me be he left my
area in leaving me to face the wicked snow he saved my life for a
long fight with wet and cold it almost claimed me eye will not tell
the part of fires lit to ward off the death of night. Forget that
part it was so silly of me to try. The new fallen snow had blackened
both my holes so off eye went again how many days was eye up there
getting down that hill was three or mabe four thank GOD that eye
forget. There was no bear there or IFF there was a bear in that bare
cave then he was hyber bear in there for he never showed his face.
Eye reached the level ground was off the mountain not yet found the
roadway they call a highway was too far off in the distance. Eye
wanted then to run but strength was gone. Eye limped to a road to a
town where eye had never been and rain was falling down just soaking
me to bone there was no way that eye would live. Eye had to trespass
and eye confess eye got a drink. A half rack is what they called it a
twelve pack of beer. Eye still thought eye needed that to live. They
let me have it when eye told them eye was freezzing to death they let
me have my poor last drink and called police who were intent on
taking me to justice. They searched in vain for at that point eye had
to trespass to get warm or eye would die. Eye found an inside of
sorts a loading dock at a warehouse with lots of stuff inside eye
went into the automotive side where they were working on some cars.
Eye held my arms up to my Jesus and stripped up all my old wet
clothes and wrapped my gentile body in a white sheet left on a hood
of car. Past caring what might happen eye popped those beers open one
by naked one and did not die but the shaking eye was doing from the
drying out from snow and the hurry of the drinking almost got me
anyhow. The police ignored me left me in my pitiful attempt at life.
Eye dried my clothing and somehow managed then to put most of it back
on and then eye left into a warmer climate and somehow survived it
but no longer do eye have any sort of Pride to call my own for eye
have left it in the snow.

NORights

NORights

Search Results for “caker”

No documents match the query. There is no HUMAN rights left in the world except the right to fight and die and that is taken away from us iff we have religion. Iff you are saying Jesus. Then we who have norights shall see him soon. He is coming He is coming He is coming but not in a Hot Air Balloon. Can you imagine Jesus floating down from outer limits in a Hot Air Balloon like a Carnival Jesus saying eye can take about 25 of you on the first trip up to Heaven? Just stand in line have your tickets at the ready eye will get back to you by NOON? To have no hope of future life in this world is not so bad it helps when it is over and brings the next one closer the individual is dead. The cell phone instructions a person receives just brings them closer to the grave. So meaningless. Eye have the right to remain silent. Each and every word eye speak is a prerecorded message meant to condemn me. But not society. So now eye get a bit felicity twisting to the left message across this beleaguered internet access portal mess to tell ewe that the GROUP function is the GOD of the group (eye meant iff they do not have true religion.)ed.note

They
even speak in a GROUP mode and seldom say I or eye unless it is a
conflict with the Gestalt. I can or I cannot. Followed by twelve
error messages like a robot. Not Human no not in the Group Gestalt.

When
all the conflicts then resolve they can disband the group and go to
EACH individual area usually they are never alone. Take this bad
example. There is a Yippie not a Yuppie He is leaving his Group let
us follow this alcoholic. He put the front tire of his BYKE on the
rack and then wrapped a locking cord around it but can not afford the
lock. He left it LOOKING like it’s locked. That’s faith
but where did he go into the Alley way? To drink a fifth of grin? To
swallow Pain? For filthy gain. He peered Dunkley up at the policeman
and peed directly upon his steel toed boot. Eye am Dunkly he said
succinctly and WHO may thee bee YOU like like some sort of a
Creature? He will get out of jail Monday after the weekend is over.
Dunkly. He will wander into the lieberry then with a whole FIFTH of
aftershock to ease his imagined hangtimepain. And go to Gestalt Group
and beg them to let him Return. And they will then Deny him. In the
namme of the 666 god mammon and in the best interest of them ALL
except for Dunkly. He will have to go away and he will crawl into his
rock bottom some day and stop his drinking. Iff he wants to live and
be in Group and embrace the real pain of 666. A sober wideawakened
Dunkly. Able to do Group Gestalt things again and to do as the Group
Dictates to him he should do. CharlaXDefinitions: A caker. A sober
Quacker. A cake maker. A semigod in Group Gestalt. See: Dunkly.

CoffeeFlavor

CoffeeFlavor
Who
invented coffee beans what is his namme and the namme of his SON.
According to a coffee
history legend, an Arabian shepherd
named Kaldi found his goats dancing joyously around a dark green
leafed shrub with bright red cherries in the southern tip of the
Arabian Peninsula.  Kaldi soon determined that it was the bright
red cherries on the shrub that were causing the peculiar euphoria and
after trying the cherries himself, he learned of their powerful
effect.  The stimulating effect was then exploited by monks at a
local monastery to stay awake during extended hours of prayer and
distributed to other monasteries around the world.  Coffee was
born. Starbucks should make a coffee latte called Kaldi with a Bright
red color in the cup. With the flavor of the meat of the goat. Just
kidding ewe ahahahahha. When the stuff is made too thickly it causes
heaves. When it is stored too longly in a paper cup it tastes more
like the cup or paper than any bean. Plastic works the best unless
the stuff is hot. If they would let us we would stand inside of
Starbucks and just drink it from the pot. The glass has no affect on
taste at all. Added cream no sugar is the stuff that makes men
strong. Sugar into coffee with no cream is such a rare thing. Sugar
and Cream blended is the most natural sweet thing. There is differant
black coffees. There is weak like tea mediocre like most people like
it and strong to put that HAIR on your chest ewe oh wait ahha too
latte for ewe no need of that. Then there is stronger like eye like
it best. Then there is burnt. For Cowboys wearing vests. There is not
space to describe all the different tastes the flavors that they add
the caramel and spice. Chocolate Mocha is by far the worse the White
Chocolate with Caramel is best. OH to answer mye own question best
the namme of coffee maker is still Jesus. They do not make a GOD
flavor. Not Yet.

IMcompatable

IMcompatable

Marriages
fail. This is called Divorce. People who love each other very much
can not stand each others habits or devices or lusts. A woman plays a
man then wants to do some things he just can not stand to do OR a MAN
wants some things no woman would EVER do. This is IMcompatable. A kid
learning life discovers being in the club or group is not so very
nice when it comes time for his own turn inside the barrel. TRUE this
is a bad example a drastic turn of events but eye digress in
reminisce. The leader of a group is the first one inn THE DOOR THE
FRAY THE ALLEY WAY. The second in Command takes the leadership away
when he meets fate. The third man in the queue is never hurt. Oh to
be the runner up the third man in the line is bliss he never leads
but always follows them. Gun is always loaded he refuses then to fire
for fear of hitting leader in the eye. The Fourth Man is almost the
last one in line and then the last man out is the first man gone.
They pick off the detail one by naked one. They take the last one
first the first one second when the second man becomes the leader he
gets it then. The others follow him. It was not ever written in the
stone but underneath it is the namme of eye darkstone. Eye refuse to
refuse some things and embrace the coming love of ewe eye lead myself
to learning love and leave the worry far behind life is too short. In
striving to impress mye emporess eye then become compatible
affordable and loved. The individual indivisible invulnerable loved.
One not many of mye kind will ever make it to be wed but eye have
sinned and so eye need her in the bed. A android just becoming now a
man. Compatible.

TheJanitorSpy

TheJanitorSpy

There
really was no way the Russians do not force now or presuede no
coercion no leaning of threatening necessary or needed they just
offer ready cash to poor old people. Your secrets come unbidden a
small camera has always been the way of spies. The janitor is working
late again. He stops just inside the door to rest his broom against
your file computer and he twists the cord he placed there last nite
in the service of his job he hotwired the thing to on and now it
comes up full screen so he can digitally capture it on film the
Russians made a Camera that takes a picture of the computer screen
not the false light image but the stuff that’s on the crinkle
paper can then be seen no negative but just a clear crisp image of
the picture of the secrets in the files on YOUR computer. They pay
more for Government Papers than a janitor can make in a whole Year.
The fault is not instilling Patriotism in the early grade school
years. When eye think of that stupid orange crate that eye had to sit
on instead of all the chair backs that eye broke by leaning back in
chair eye would not learn that it was wrong eye did not care. An
alcoholic Father and a Mother in Despair. Eye refused to knuckle
under to Authority there. Iff you want a child to grow up Happy then
do not yell at them beware of yelling at a child life is so short a
man does not sell his soul just to survive he learns that money is
not god that silver and some gold do not keep a man alive but heart
and soul. When you kill a man with fist and boot you should make sure
that he does not survive but iff you wanted me to live and hurt than
congratulations is in order. The Janitor has sold his soul for a
pittance more reality some granary silo where a missile has been hid
the green dots connected make a great big hit on Mother Russian Snow.
The Atomics of the Hydrogen variety. We made a Hydroponic bomb to
send it to the Tundra of Poor Mother Russia when exploded it will
spread some wheat germ all over Mother Russian’s dirt. Perhaps
the Janitor has pictures of the Blue Cobalt Bomb that’s carries
it. When exploded coming out of orbit it showers Russian People with
some love instead of death some future bread to eat. We traded eggs
for bread and lived without the meat we need. We hid the plans where
the Janitor can get them quick. A Spy bringing spy a hidden message
for the masses containing lies just to confuse the ruling classes.

Podunk

Podunk,
Ill.

In
the City Square there is an American Flag and a Spire on the Dome and
a map to the Visitors Center of Forking Dam. There is an office on
the very next Block of a Charity Place called Podunk for Santa. They
have almost the entire shopping mall included as there domain they
have fifteen employees all of them mental cases but not registered
with the Hamilton County Offices. They decided to get a
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater from the Website of
Zappersunlimited.COM@Inc
They tried three times to type in the operational code and failed
each time to understand the security repaster box to make the code
different. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
they had given up when the Phone rang in the office. It was the
Treasurer of WhirlyfritzerEnterprizes.ORG@Inc
Romand Plence. He had traced the botched website attempt and having
nothing better to do decided to go out on this limb for ewe. “WHO
typed in the operational code and why can’t you peruse the
instructions why can’t you find the security box and retyped
the code.” “This is Mortimar Snard the President of
Podunk for Santa. We just can not handle it we are all mental idiots
but we have lots of p credits.” Plences eyes lit up into dollar
signs. The CobaltBlueT.M.@Inc
WhirlyfritzerBOX the new age sumper was now on the way to Podunk,
Ill. They sent him a map and seeing all the blue water he thought it
was the nearest Sea Floor or Ocean Bedded. Instead they had sent him
a map to the Central Lava Beds they were marked in Blue as if they
were color of water but GUESS WHAT of course they are not. Near New
Aiyansh, Ill. There is a place called Lava Lake. It was here they
intended to put the end of the PIPET.M.@INC
Even though they were nearer to Alice Arm they bought a lot of
PIPET.M. and started the airdropps of the
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.@ ZappersInc. The
Pipe Line was going along fast. There was nothing there but side of
the road. Not desert exactly but close enough. The Lava ground made
it appear as iff it was the end of the world. All black and burnt is
some places and red like the Devil in others. That is just Illinois.
They passed a road sign it said Thisaway to Forking River Dam. They
just ignored it and kept on laying and glueing the pipe they were not
even setting it into the ground just placing it there in plain site.
When they were finished Mr. M. Snard was standing at the end of the
pipe to watch the silver bar come out. It was his idea to let them
pile up in the Lava Lake Bed. He was not too smart. For at that
moment all 14 of his people were standing around the blue and cobalt
purple box of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on the other
end in the office parking lot. They had layed the pipe all the way
from Podunk on the top of the tarmac to the roadside then out to the
DRY lava beds. Mortimar bent down and peered suddenly into the pipe
not understanding the FORCE of the CobaltBlueBlast that was sending
the first silver bar hurrying along in the Centrifugal Force. One of
the CoWorkers poured in the Brown Substances into the one sided
mechanism and then they paused. Then SHE smiled and turned the
GREENLIGHTT.M.@Inc
on. Mortimar Snard quickly picked himself back up off the lava and
smiled his head felt like an eggshell broken and cracked for
someone’s breakfast but at least he is alive. So is all 14 of
the CoWorkers but the Tarmac on the parking lot of the Podunk for
Santa Store peeled off revealing nothing but Lava underneath. Hot and
running like a river. They had to Close the City offices temporarily
until they could divert the lava flow you guessed it they used the
PIPELINET.M.@Inc
and got most of it to go into the Lava Lake bed at the other end a
happy ending. Ed. Note. Visitors to Lava Lake, Ill. can still see the
one silver plater bar that beaned Snard on the Noggin and taught them
all a lesson in Podunk, Ill. The lava came out of the PipeT.M. and
filled up Lava Lake with Hot Lava it cooled over years of time and
now except for that one silver bar is a circle of red and darkstone
about 143 miles south of Podunk. Just follow the Pipeline.

The Invisible Email

The
Invisible Email

Spam
Or Massage Er Message

They
can not see it or feel it but everyone knoes its there in the inbox
when you are trying to move every thing quickly and oh so tired at
the end of mye day you hurry up and then you notice too many glitches
there seems like something in the way. Eye emale every one an
invisible email at the end of mye day. It’s not xxx rated or
anything bad after all eye have a PG rated website and there are
children in Dads inbox gleefully attempting fate moving and losing
all his emails in the fun of end of day. Some stolid scholars have
only numbers on there folders 1 into the 99 kind. They may find that
all the numbers on this day are just the same one over and over until
madness almost strikes the clay frame of the house is made in images
of Zen the lady and the man with many children wins the Homeric
bronze statues of limitations within the inbox you begin to see a
pattern there is one email that is absent it is the only one eye
sent. It is quite invisible it slips in between the others into each
and every line particale and crack. It simply says “eye am
tired dear eye want you to massage my back.” Or quite simply
once again it says “Eye am tired dear and eye want you to
message me back.” You must decide quickly now the day is
draining light away from fixtures in the ceilings everywhen the light
is failing and the darkness draws too close and the emails miss the
folders they were marked for. Eye meant no harm just an Alien at work
just making one last try at reaching hearts. Please love your
children more than you love the computer that you all treat like god.
Instead of snapping at the little creatures try understanding what
it’s like to want to grow up to be Daddy in a single night. And
to be like Mother type type type. They get tired before they mess the
inbox up you can still thank me for this for every other message in
the blankness spaces still says this inbetween the emails in your
inbox it says this “Eye am tired and the children need a kiss
and off to bed to rest every now and then you can see this message
now and then in between the lines inside your inbox in the night.

CharlaXJournals

CharlaXJournals

Money
Miracles

I
had a good five a new one one with the colors and the FIVE5 on the
back a super looking color mabe Purple or even black. The new Ten has
a Big 10 in the corner and colors on the front but the 10 on the back
is green or even black. A new bill or an old one but eye hesitated to
cash it as new money or old money is hard to get and keep it eye then
searched for diligence in mye pocket only to find none as eye did not
seem to have the one dollar bill needed for the bus SUN TRAN. So as
eye was walking 2 Wal-Mart with mye Pea Brain affixed to mye problem
eye found an old style FIVE5$$$$$dollarsbill. Now transformed and
renewed as to just what eye should do. WE pause now for a station
break news at eleven was postponed until ONE p.m. NEWS FLASH. FLASH.
All the news that’s printed. The idea of spending this new find
got me two cups of coffee at the senior discount price only one
dollar was needed for the Sun Tran Bus Ride. Eye still have the JUST
in case eye need it transfer in mye wallet. My only problem today at
all was a man a devil a boy on the bus he acted so tough and tough
guy in the lieberry he has tattoos on his tattoos he is so billy goat
gruff pretending to be a student but eye knoe that he is not he is
just doing time high on some sort of drug much a larger body man than
me why he could even beat me up butt he was talking to himself upon
this Sunday mourning Bus Ride he was saying things at me or that is
what my Super Hearing indicated this is why eye wear that Bog Red S
upon mye chest. Eye got off the bus expecting him to follow eye was
preparing for a fight eye have been the recipient of many times but
no he dissed me and stayed on the nice warm bus ride. Such punches
but instead eye gathered food for several days of lunches my duffle
is so heavy eye can barely lift it up it’s a blessing on my
poor house intended to be seem. NOW gentile reader ewe decide this is
what eye said out loud on the bus ride to NO one in particular a man
is speaking out loud UNLESS he has a cell phone ON he is just talking
to himself. He must be insane or on his many kind of drug there is
lots of crazies inn this place. NOW almost eye am inside the lieberry
on this Sunday before Lunch. More News At Eleven. @ 11:A.M.

CharlaXJournals

CharlaXJournals

Turkey2008Day

Page
I

Up
late eye slept in the rainshelter in the field. My new boots are way
too large for mee they won’t mold to my feet. The boots are too
huge or my feet too small. It rained on the way to the store eye used
a poncho to stay dry some more. Eye got three small cups from the
sample pot they make for the customers sake. Eye went to the carwash
but found nothing not a nickel or a dime. Eye stopped at Burger King
and opened up the dumpster doors they put some burger meat that has
been cooked and bread buns raw. NO pickles lettuce mayo just a naked
buns. So eye made TWO burgers that way dry for my breakfast treat.
Eye got one dollar forty six p from the pennie machine in FrYes
walked then to the Wil-Mot Avenue there is a bread place there eye
got one loaf so long. Eye went to the pennie fountain to look for
some change there was none. Eye have a bad cursing habit but eye do
try to stop it sometimes it just flies. A man pulled up alongside me
in front of eye he rolled down his window unhurriedly he pulled a
twenty dollars bill from a wallet full a nice car it was too. Eye
will deviate this postulate. Either it was a downgrade from one
hundread which is okay by me or an upgrade from the five he had
intended to give eye still okay by eye. Eye choose the latter why no
matter. But let me tell ewe that five $$$$$ would have made me happy
for it would have meant the bus ride and hide later. Eye saw the
falcone at the end of my day not once but twice he flew up to show me
his wings then sat in the tree until eye came out then he followed me
all around the field. Eye have decided not to tame him he will die in
freedom a wonderful part of GOD. A wonderful Bird he was to me
swooping near to let me see his wings and gliding up to tree. That
Falcone Hawke is a small piece of mye mended heart. For ewe has set
me free never to have a real heartache again at the hands of cruel
evil women. She has promised just to love me and eye believe her. Eye
went into FrYes Grocery Store and when eye left eye had bologna and
lots of Tonic water that eye like a lot. While eye was waiting for
the BUS a lady from the work came to go to home then people came from
the Church and gave to us some sacks with food and water some a gift
from GOD. We all said thankzx a lot and lots of Bless ewes all
around. It was nice a real Thanksgiving Day only one note of sadness
did eye see. Eye made several places in the field to stay dry out of
the rain and then eye got my old boots out of the dry wash where they
lay more nearly in my size of foot are they and then eye remembered
to pen this ode to Turkey Day in the alcove at the Church eye lay and
almost finished now, eye went to put this in an emale for the ewe but
wait perhaps Tomorrow will not work at all the time too short in the
Downtown one so the next day then at the Science Place eye love eye
have the money for the bus paid for by GOD.

CarrierBird

CarryherBird

Eye
told the daughter to tell the mother to put her cage up higher on the
ladder and open up the door and place a sprig of olive like the dove
carried on the Ark of Noah eye caught a pigeon in the park and fed
him with care near a sprig of olive in his lair he thinks that it is
home. He flew to close to homeless in the park wings fluttering in an
effort to depart the tender arms that caught and held the carrier of
my notes. Eye crafted a leg band that will not hurt the creature but
is secure to carry one small note of love to ewe for eye <3 ewe.
Eye climbed the Turtle Hill so far away from home and released the
Dove in the direction of her home with many coos and clicks eye told
him not to stop until he sees the cage upon the ladder there to land
inside beside the olive stick there bare and budding green and loving
he will find it never fear. The Jet Stream carries him. Upon the leg
of pigeon fast the note incased in a capsule made of glass stuck with
a Velcro’s fastener not a pin or cruel device but love hath
carried this my artifice to ewe. Upon the morrow eye expect to see
the Pigeon ici with her answer in the aurallet upon the pigeon leg
with no regret eye read the note it says simply I Luv U B OK. My
note to her was shorter saying EYE <3 EWE today.

BlackGun

BlackGun

Eye
put grease in my holster so thin the leather squeaked and snapped the
tie down cut into my jeans and missed my leg the handle of the pistol
butt was angled up to fit my palming hand. The trigger was half cock
to let me decide eye can thumb the gun to make it spit or eye can put
the hammer down in just one click. Eye can spin the thing like a
Cowboy at a show but eye never did. Eye walked in the shadows with a
black gun tied. Eye let fate decide the devil and a break would tell
and then the gun fell from my hand. They buried me with that holster
on my hip the gun they tossed under a passing ship. One day the grave
was gone just empty like. The sheriff paused and swiped and wiped his
face was hot near the passing tide. He was afraid that eye would get
that black gun sometime. That man had sworn to see me dead but he was
scared when eye told him eye was coming again. The good lord and
Justice on my side. Eye jumped in the River and went for a swim in
the grim black water to look for the rim of a pistol grip. In the
murky fathoms it struck me to the quick that eye was not a human man
in this risen life thing. For the water was deep but eye did not need
to breathe as eye closed my palm on the handle of the black gun eye
began to sing. A life for a life a man is still a king. A long way to
Heaven when there is work to do. One man living in the killing that
he do. One man making one more try at the Justice of this life. You
see they shot me in the shadows without a sound of advice. No warning
it was just not fair. A rattlesnake rattles a little bit there in the
shadows before he bites. A Sherriff who is a bad man just steps a
little to the right and hides behind a barrel and then fights. He was
there standing near the spot where he saw me dive in. Eye stepped out
of the shadows and then stepped a little to the right and got behind
a barrel near the shoreline. Eye raised that black gun and then eye
shot him.

Apology Of Superman

Apology
Of Superman

Come
on you’se guys it’s not my fault that eye am a alien I’m
not from around here. Eye am an alien like ALF. So what? Eye have
super powers. Big Deal, my family was smart enought to find a planet
with a yellow sun to relocate me to a place with a Metropolis; A big
apple of a city with the only JOB someone like me could ever want ewe
see eh? Eye have this old typewriter in my office, and do lots of
reporting on Criminal Cases. Its true ewe eye was in a movie once
with The Three Stooges. The Atomic Bomb went off did not even muss my
hair not even touch the tuft that always hangs down in front, ewe can
not believe how many combs eye have broken trying to get that part
straight. Eye only had a cameo appearance. ® The Adventures Of
Superman was my best TV show. Once on my television show the
producers were inviting ridicule they were writing a part for me that
did not come out just write. My Super Suit got wet and stayed that
way for quite some time until later in the story it was somehow
suddenly back to normal. This Author of THIS story this viewer of
this segment of this Superman Adventure was actually astonished
galling at the screen the suit should have been impervious to water.
The real Superman would not have gotten wet at least not his Super
Suit itself is what eye always said. And let me just apologize now in
1953 they lacked the technology to edit out the WIRES that supported
me to make it look like eye was flying in your sky oh earthlings. Eye
do apologize.

The Angel Is A Star

Angels ThanX

The Angel Is A Star

A Prayer From a Prayer

Eye prayed and blessed the namme of GOD for those of you who do not knoe his namme he took from all the ones he has his namme is Jesus Christ for the Father must be Jesus and the Spirit of the Risen. As eye was praying eye heard the Devils arguing together they could attack me when eye lay for eye am weak involved in praying this is what they said of eye. He is a Saint. Eye heard this and then wondered why a sinners’ what eye am but saved in grace of namme the Holy namme of Jesus fame. Then eye got my miracle a Star came out from behind the sky just at the moment eye pressed my hands in the manner of a Holy Prayer. It must have been mye Angel there come out to see me to watch over eye believe in GOD above with Angels all the rest of it and even Heaven come. Today eye took some time to thankzx him once again just for the blessings of my table now eye challenge all mye readers of this Fabel please ewe just be thankfull this was a prayer from a Prayer.

ReasonTooP

ReasonTooP

Somewhere
in small town America there will soon be a small boy about age 14. He
will go into the lieberry there and pray. He will ask the lieberrians
there for his favorite book and his favorite shelf and his favorite
Author there. They will have several copies of each installment of
the Whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater saga of CharlaX. The Women
of the lieberry will ask the young man did you knoe he was homeless
when he wrote this. And the boy in hushed tones will smile at them
and say that's what makes it so grand a wonderful thing he is just
like Heinlein. Robert was CharlaX middle namme. You are so smart they
say to the boy and so cute. Remember this is the age of the computer
you can look this up and read it online. NO the boy said just give me
a quiet corner where eye can read these books just like he did at
Morrilton. When the eye was in a book page after page fell away until
eye was the boy on that Martian hill with the air supply so thin that
eye pulled off my helmet to let the girl live and stow a way on every
ship. The boy likes my Zappers story and the fact that old homeless
did good for his lady. Eye gave my heart to Jesus and then to ewe. To
keep me forever my soul and the body for love. The poetry and the
story a gift from above. Mye reason too p.

Wordss

Wordss

Chocopot

Eye
could wear prescription perscription glasses and look like all the
teachers that ewe ever had rolled up in eye. Eye could kiss you once
for every day on the calendar as you roll your eyes and use your
colander to make us lunch. Its neither antonym or synonym but
adjective inflection call it symellacrom. Local used as person He is
a local yokel. Local used as place. He IS local. He is a local in a
near locale. He is a locality of one a symellacrom. New word see
eh??? Symellacrom. Eye before see and a e eye oh ewe. HAHA what a
symellacrom sentence sentance. Y befor e eye los e a lot thy dropp
thy plop thy run and hid. Ant Aunt Ante Aunty. Jaunty was mye Aunty
til the Ant bit mye Aunty so she upped the Ante thinking Ant bite was
a sign an omen of the amen kind. She pulled in the pot. The lot. The
table top cried so near naked now. Put back the pot upon mye top the
table cried. It was covered. It was hot. It was a lot. Of pot. On
the table top. She drew another ace from the lace top upon her top
she tossed her cookies down and ate the lot. Aunty ante cookie for a
chip chocolate poker card. You can have some chocolot. A symellacrom
is chocolot. Leader of the Presidant President Line Leader Leader of
a Troop Leader of the Scout Leader of the Line without. Leader of the
class is Teacher of the class is lender of the books to nooks to
tabletops pots where Aunty lives with local teacher calendars’
and colanders of chocolot. Be glad mye gentile reader ewe did not see
mee typing chocopot a symellacrom not.

DoctorSolarandtheWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

DoctorSolarandtheWhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

The
South of Franco was safe the church group had not bought another
Cobaltblueandpurple Box. Dr. Raymond Solar was
in New York City when the Radiation Device he uses for possible
sources to replenish the powers of Doctor Solar went crazxy. He
immediately got into his super power suit he looked just like a Power
Ranger mabe the Red Ranger or even the blue one he went looking for
the Upper New York Harbor. He flew above the Statue of Liberty and
frowned down at the RUST colored stain in the water. Whoever layed
the PiplineT.M.@inc
into the harbor is MAD they must be MAD he said. But eye will not
spend any more time chasing the pipeline to get them in trouble my
job is NU clear. Hahahhaha. A little Solar humouor ewe. He swept the
Harbor with a nuclear devices he had fashoined it himself from a
horde of pennies he had taken from a trash can uncertain how that
bank bag had gotten there perhaps just fallen from a Brinks Truck
passing by it happens every day in this big apple city ewe. He
laughed a little laugh and said those crokked guards will not get
This coin bag. He flexed his long blue fingers and inserted them into
the center of the coins and FUSSIONNED them. Then he Calvanized the
metal ball and dragged it behind him underthewater in the harbor they
went. The demagnetized dragging ball of steal and copper pennies now
excited by the solar powered fingers of “The Man OF The Atom”
following behind him Doctor Solar cleaned and cleared the water of
the New York Harbor that had been polluted with the silver plater
bars from the whirlyfrtizer box. Instinctively He did not follow the
pipeline to its source he had a feeling there was no Lethal Radiation
in the box he had no desire to waste his time all day in New York he
needed a real radiation source. Suddenly he saw the submarine of Orun
the Robot minion of that evil nemesis of mine Nuro the mastermind.
They had placed a large source of life-giving nuclear radiation into
the attached a bomb to the net there was no time to release the
Pennie Ball he used it instead he launched the thing into the net and
dragged the bomb up to the submarine just in time he ATE the
radiation to gain his Solar Green he needs his power as he swam up to
the surface he began to sing this song. Radiation is red on the new
found grid Radiation is blue when it’s used Radiation is Green
when it’s new on my skin Radiation is food in this millennium.
He was not ever a poet but just a superior heroe. He flew back up to
the Statue of Miz Liberty and he looked down at the COBALT BLUE water
in the harbor and he smiled.

FirstPartFirst

FirstPartFirst

When
a person reads items on a list and they can see both items there is a
part one item and a part two item they can decide to read the first
part first no this is not a test but a word play in the world there
is always better and best they simply have decided to make it the
haves and the have nots. The first part first the part that you have
decided to keep is the part that will be tossed out the part that you
toss out now is the part that will be kept then there is a byte of
information in every letter in this word. The first part first taken
and salted added to wine breaded not lamented until the end of time.
Eye loved a woman so what so did Saint Peter eye heard he was a
Martyr so what He was a Christian. So he was a Crucifixion they can
do it only once. He is the Leader of a Hebrew tribe in Heaven now.
Eye just want to be inside the door. Perhaps the love will happen
first we will sell the poem story we will make a lot of money so eye
can pay the rent. Perhaps the day will come when eye am old enough to
join Peter they will take my head to Jesus and then my body after.
Then she will lament the fallen soldier dead in battle thantos held
his hand for one brief moment between this world and the next. But
get the first part first the test the days of degradation as they
fill the cup of wrath up yonder as they make the Lord that made me
angry that He lets them when the final day of Judgment comes to
Mordor eye will behead them one by one. With a real glowing sword of
spirit and of truth and no one will allow them to be raised then from
the dead to be my enemy to hurt a JESUS is to die a thousand deaths
to put the first part first.

IndiaPart2WF[1]

IndiaPart2WF

The
middle of India is alea. Just a wide expanse of nothing but a lot of
meadow lea grasses remember this was before the pipeline was
malfunctioned we have our Company Hudson
Bay Company East Hudson Bay Company Whirly
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot Acme.Y.MPortolet@.net

the Y is for YOUR MARK the door of every toilet has a picture on it
of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater where we were working a
Brahman Bull was munching and Jake took out his periscope the Indian
Buddhists we hired as guide thought he was trying to Shoot the bull
he was adamant NO shjott NO shjott and he was crying tears and
praying to his nonexistent god. Jake put the periscope away it was
made by Acme.T.M@.inc
We were between New Delhi Ahmadabad India. Ahmadabad was not even in
sight yet we were nearing the Indian Sea where we would leave the end
of the PipelineT.M.@.Inc
Gary
Varker was not used to being in the field. He had come a long way
from the main offices in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada. He was
troubleshooting the new India Pipeline for the
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater he was missing Airdropps several
hundred of them late. Plence was out of town and could not be reached
he was speaking on his cell phone to the office when he got a girl
she had a nasal twang. She said Hello Gary thankzx yew for dialing
991. He hung up but not before he smiled. For Faith without site is
better than one hundred primed rifles. He would have to take charge
and do this without his friend. He called Acme at once. They sent the
glue not the real glue from the

ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com

Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.
@ pf pipeglue but several dozen containers of purple
ACMEpipeglueT.M@inc.
He sent the glue pods up and down the line until all was back in
place and ready to launch the green light on the box. He waited. He
had that de je vue feeling that something was wrong he hesitated to
start. Then he called the main offices shrugged once and said IT’S
A GO. The office page boy Sammy turned the green light on. You may
have guessed what happens next gentile reader ewe the GLUE purchased
for too much $$$ from ACME did not hold the STEAM PIPE broke and all
the water from the added brown substance flowed onto the meadow lea
of India. Which is why it is so marshy now. The COWS leave lots of
offerings but the PipelineT.M.@inc
started it.