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The
middle of India is alea. Just a wide expanse of nothing but a lot of
meadow lea grasses remember this was before the pipeline was
malfunctioned we have our Company Hudson
Bay Company East Hudson Bay Company Whirly
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot Acme.Y.MPortolet@.net
the Y is for YOUR MARK the door of every toilet has a picture on it
of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater where we were working a
Brahman Bull was munching and Jake took out his periscope the Indian
Buddhists we hired as guide thought he was trying to Shoot the bull
he was adamant NO shjott NO shjott and he was crying tears and
praying to his nonexistent god. Jake put the periscope away it was
made by Acme.T.M@.inc
We were between New Delhi Ahmadabad India. Ahmadabad was not even in
sight yet we were nearing the Indian Sea where we would leave the end
of the PipelineT.M.@.Inc
Gary
Varker was not used to being in the field. He had come a long way
from the main offices in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada. He was
troubleshooting the new India Pipeline for the
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater he was missing Airdropps several
hundred of them late. Plence was out of town and could not be reached
he was speaking on his cell phone to the office when he got a girl
she had a nasal twang. She said Hello Gary thankzx yew for dialing
991. He hung up but not before he smiled. For Faith without site is
better than one hundred primed rifles. He would have to take charge
and do this without his friend. He called Acme at once. They sent the
glue not the real glue from the
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Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.
@ pf pipeglue but several dozen containers of purple
ACMEpipeglueT.M@inc.
He sent the glue pods up and down the line until all was back in
place and ready to launch the green light on the box. He waited. He
had that de je vue feeling that something was wrong he hesitated to
start. Then he called the main offices shrugged once and said IT’S
A GO. The office page boy Sammy turned the green light on. You may
have guessed what happens next gentile reader ewe the GLUE purchased
for too much $$$ from ACME did not hold the STEAM PIPE broke and all
the water from the added brown substance flowed onto the meadow lea
of India. Which is why it is so marshy now. The COWS leave lots of
offerings but the PipelineT.M.@inc
started it.
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