ElevenWhirlyfritzers2

ElevenWhirlyfritzers

Part2
two

He
was taken into the presentation room by a young secretary she was
only 19 she was from Arizona. Her namme was Crustacean UnChump. She
left him there to prepare the slides he removed the PIPET.M. @ from
the oboe case and placed the CobaltBlueT.M. @ slide in the viewer and
began to practice his orate glad he was alone this time able to
prepare it first. He spit a frog out of his throat and began with
this “The whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater will not be sold
by us without the purchase of sufficient pipet.m. @ to reach the
Ocean Floor or Seabed nearest your homeowner or businesses.” We
are a profit oriented company. The next slide shows our profit margin
for the year past notice the two major setbacks we added a third one
recently these slumps were unfortunate but did not affect the total
effect of overall performance. He waved his flourish at the front
Behold our Pie Chart.T.M.@ Some of this was customer errors. WE halve
a half-margin moon pie with enought Black-Ink dollar signs to show a
profit into the next millennium. The real presentation now begins.
Rothechilde P. Asthmatic was the man in charge today. He was a
Federal Agent. Everyone in Washington D.C. is a Federal Agent. The
third slide was a lump of Cobalt Blue UkraniumT.M.@. This is non
lethal radiation. Cobalt Blue was developed by CharlaX the poet and
Jesus Freak in a Science and Engineering building in Southern ASU A
small city with a losing football team and poor performance of the
young 19 year old girls they drink too many whiskeys and slam too
many beers. He almost used this awesome power to make a bomb
invisible but his religious fervor decided him instead to create a
power needed to move the whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater bars
with centrifugal force to move them quickly threw the pipet.m.@ and
into the Ocean or the Sea. Please look closely at the screen This is
a lump of Ukranium Blue Number Two. Safe to humans animals birds and
other alien life forms. It turns human waste product into silver bars
from brown substance. This force from the non-lethal radiation of the
cobalt blue will push the silver bars along the pipe with the
centrifugal forces of atomics and hydroponics. When glued properly at
both ends the thing withstands both temperature and pressures of
increasing difficulty. The cobalt blue forces lift the silver bars en
masse and move them along at subsonic speeds until they finally reach
the Ocean floor or Seabed areas near your homes and businesses. See
the warranty warrenty for more information important to the homeowner
and businessmen. Businesses that are non-profit or tax-exempt such as
Churches can no longer apply for a Whirlyfritzer warrenty warranty.
We sell the the pipe.t.m@ and also the
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M.
@ pf pipeglue each item sold separately. Due to a malfunction of the
cobalt blue application the purpleglue is white in substance and
color almost looking like ElmersGlueall@T.M.
When thinly coated on the ends of the pipes each pipe fits each other
pipe the secret is in the sizing. Here is a scaled down version of
the pipe. And he held up his crokked pipe for the presenter to see.
This presentation is running long please stay tuned gentile reader
ewe for CHAPTER THREE. The secretary Miss UnChump let him out to go
back to the motel and told him you rally have a long URL. “Whirly”
ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot eye sent you an email at the
motel my namme is Crustacean. See eh???