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CellPhoneZapper@.Inc.

President
Whirly used the first one ever made. He loved to give these
demonstrations in the beginning of each day. He held the Cell Phone
Zapper in his hand the simple mechansizm positively GLOWED with
Cobalt Blue Radiation the miniature Nuclear Nano Bots were there
where no eye could see no ear could hear the workings of the
Generation X devices. He had a Cell Phone Charger Plugged in near him
and was laughing at the plug there was no place to plug the charger
in the phonzapper there was no outlet on the phon. No extra power
needed but the CobaltForce@T.M.Inc.
Ronald Plence the treasurer was dialing a 991 number and a girl
answered with a New York Twang. She said “HOW rich are you
MISTER PLANCE”, in that nasally voice they have. The others in
the room turned all the cell phones on and called they families and
spouses Whirly paid for all the calls. Admit it “whirly”
THOMMAS smiled no one had ever seen him do it. He held up his
subatomic device and pressed the only stud upon it the orange button
glowed softly then turned GREEN and held a steady light. “Imagine”,
he said softly “THAT you are in a public place like a LIEBERRY
and too many students are using too many cell phones and it becomes a
pandemonium in the Information Commons.” “You simply take
out your BRAND NEW CellPhonZapper and PRESS the Orange button.”
When it turns GREEN like this one did”, and here is where he
Paused for affect, for At that very moment Plence and all the others
stopped talking all at the same moment for the phones were all not
working they died all at the same exact time when the Green light on
the CellPhonZapper stabilized. He did a little dance but for brevity
of time and for the sake of mye romance we will not describe that
Whirly came unglued no one had ever seen the President like this. He
kissed the Phon in hand and laughed a lot and cried when he realized
just what they had. He cleared his throat to give this speech and
there was only silence in the Offices and this is what he said.
“There is people starving Companies are folding Wall Street is
Squawking people for the most part are failing at everything they do
BUT (another pause for effect this time) Zappersunlimited@.ORG
has not ONE but two MONEYMAKING generators. The
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater has its many problems but we are
in the BLACK in Plences’ Ledger. $$$$$$$ He gave a nod at his
old friend the Treasurer. This CellPhonZapper@.T.M
will make us TRILLIONS and again he smiled but did not dance again
for the moment was now over. OUR MOTTO “We will not have the
noise of CellPhonItus.” And now to Business. Everyone back to
work. And this is the first day of Zappers added business. How quiet
now in all the happy halls and offices no more rude cell phone
disturbances.