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"So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked." --Mark Twain, from Following the Equator except possibly a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in New Delhi. From New Delhi to Ahmadabad the pipeline was inserted in the ground by hands so used to other work of lessor natures plans. Infused with promises of Golden Silver platted bars that line the Oceans floors the men of India worked at a snail pace they claimed it was a mortal sin to hurry out to sea. They pressed fruit into bars while cattle milled about in the cities untouched as a source of protein. They had lots of nut cakes to offer men of American Decent so used to steaks dripping with greasy offerings of fat. Hindi in Devanagari script along with English is spoken by the higher up mucky mucks but Tamil and Sanskrit along with rendered englias a smattering of French and some England Brits inflections makes it hard to understand the workers we have hired; East Hudson Bay Company. Gary Varker was at his duty station checking once more for the conformation code of the order form for the ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
The entry code looked like this EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 he was typing the code into the SPYCAMT.M.@inc
When it matched he sent an email to the Treasurer of the Company this is a copy of that email. President Thommas Whirly was reading it now. Flag this message
ATTN: Romand Plence
Thursday, November 13, 2008 4:07 PM
From:
"Gary V" <gfvarker@yahoo.com>
To:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
East Hudson Bay Company we need a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater sent to OFFICES in INDIA, New Delhi. Send me one of your famous CobaltBlueBox@.inc and 4000 PIPE@T.M.Pipe we will want 14 air dropped Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. The men are digging in the sordid mudd off Indian Sea already. Thommas Whirly asked the secretary Mrs. Nimble Fingers to send Ddonald Pence to his office she clucked like a duck and they both laughed it was an inside joke. Romand was white as a sheet on a poster hanging near a bed framed high on a hill top wait |
Ewe get the idea. He was not slightly embarrassed at all when the Whirly himself asked him “SO you knoe this guy Varker?” it was more a statement of fact then a question so he answered it more slowly He was my ROOMY in collage back at the old NAU in Flagstaff. It seems he is with the Hudson Bay Company now and they want a whirlyfritzer sent out to India.
It’s not a large order as orders go but we will make a good profit on the pipe. $4000p @ 36p per length. Part one of India in the Mourning or Hindi in the EvenEng. Keep checking back for part two the authour is making his Treatise of the whirlyfritzerbox.
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