MSentity

MSentity

He
just does not understand the limits in the boxes of the programs he
responds a certain way according to the Texas sizing system that’s
always bigger is the better way. We make them rather large out here
in Dallas land. A Ten gallon Hat is covering a carapace head of small
dimensions and beady little eyes too close together myoptic and
pretended. His FULL SCREEN computer has a keyboard the size of his
piano. He slams each letter on the screen one after the other like a
drunk prize fighter. When he tried to make a picture in the Windows
paint program he types the numbers in the little boxes way to high
for the programmed paint to assimilate and then he sends his emails
out of hotmail to complain to Billy Gates at MSN he tells them over
and over again they just can’t do what he wants done as he
pulls the drinks out of his Gallon and a half flagon of Cheaper
Whiskey and he cries real long tears both twice the size of normal
men. They flagged his hotmail account many years ago and all his
email falls out somewhere in the snow over Wyoming. They monitor the
impact to test the new devices in the hotmail invoices it says Yeah
for Texas. He does not smoke but he is so preoccupied his ears burn a
little bit on each side. He gets so drunk that when he walks he
wonders why the ground don’t shake why don’t them
mountains fall. His check is cashed each month in an automated stall
he signs his money at the liqueur store. A queue is formed in the
middle of the day near his tailor where they make his hats. They
wonder how he keeps his lid on. They said he has fourteen wool caps
of differing velocity to make the necessary spacing to fit the Ten
Gallon Hat so he can wear it out. Have you ever asked a drunk to
explain his life. He says to all of us like this “eye am a six
gun toting hat wearing side winding long legged arm twistering long
winding Ten Gallon Hat wearer.” Belching like a air sieve he
says “eye am a MSN entity.