Superman and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Episode One

Superman and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater Episode One

Gotham City was dark when the Batman calmly typed the operational code to the Zappersunlimited website company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot and the code was EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 He had had enough of Alfred’s guff about the toilets and Robin was having to go outside near the Batcave™  outlet He was sure that they would soon be discovered unless they started the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ drops soon from the Heliocoptor. He was a wealthy philanthropist in his Bruce Wayne suit with the white ascot all the women swooned. He was at ease today his Bat Armors sat near his right hand he was smurffing the web when the website caught his eye. Eye made the email to WhirlyZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot@yahoo.com signing it BruceWayneEnterprises@yahoo.com then he sent one to Metropolis™  it looked like this ClarkKentOfficeattndailyplanet@yahoo.com He made the batsign ***Clark was in his office when it came in over the wire feed he took one look and got up and ran into the hall way jumped into the janitor closet there and came out as Superman he flew out the window of the DailyPlanet®  Building and streaked tword Gotham. This was a digging JOB for Superman. The Batman met him just outside the Batcave™ just intime to warn him not to step where the Robin had just been. He outlinned the problem immediately. "Eye need this favor old friend",  the Batman began , "Anything you want" said Superman "You remember that eye used to be Brian Butler but changed to Batman because the uniform looked a lot like your cape." "Yes", said Superman "but your Cape was yellow how well eye remember it like yesterday."  "We were young and foolish in those days."  "Eye am tired of stepping where Robin has just been",  said the Batman cowling. "Would it be okay for you to dig me a pipeline all the way to the Gotham City Harbor from the Batcave™ toilet?"  "This is a JOB for Superman" he shouted and He seemed to be just standing where he was. "All Finished" he smiled "eye am THAT FAST faster even then the Flash." He was bragging something he just usually did not do. "The Heliocopter will drop the Glue Robin and eye can finish the pipe now please tell me why you are so differant today." "Eye have a date with Lois Lane and Lana Lang they finally agreed to meet with me both at the same time." "OH" was all the Batman could think of to say. Then he smiled. "Eye understand" he was saying but the Superman was flying away. With a great big SuperSmile on his face. When the PIPET.M. @ was all finished they sent the COBALTBLUET.M.@WhirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterBox

to the wrong address but soon it arrived after they had to pay another COD charge to remove it from the MANOR next door. Alfred rolled up his sleeves and dug the hole for the box Robin ever agile as Dick Grayson practically flew the line up and attached it too the AcmeLighteningRod@.T.M then they all stood around while Batman turned on the Green Light when to all there astonishments there was a huge explosion in the Direction of the Harbor of Gotham. Robin was sheepish. Batman was Incredulous. Alfred was a real old man now and he was sorry for what he had done they know it immediatley when he turned and tried to run. It was as FalseFace that he was caught. The brown substance he had added to the one sided mechanism was found out to be Kryptonite the GreenK had turned with the CobaltBlue in the pipeline into RedK or Red Kryptonite. They found Alfred near the Batcave entrance lying in a pile of left over Robin he had been gathering to put into the box. He (the FalseFace) {not TwoFace} children remember this is an older and a differant character He had seen the Superman earlier and concocted this plan. He had knocked Alfred down and changed his face to become the Butler. He was very smart after all he had been linked to Harvey Dent and accused of being TwoFace a lot. The silver bars had fallen out but they were Red Kryptonite a substance that was worriesome to Superman stay tuned for Episode Two called WHO will save the Gotham Harbor or Can Superman Swim in RedK Pants. Same BatTime Same WebsiteBatChannel.