Preacheth

“Preacheth”

Simpler
version is better. As in the poem so is the days of our lives. The
Congregation wants the King James Version. The Preacher wants the NIV
New International Version. The Hobo comes in the Church in the middle
of this Sunday Confrontation. Eye have the Gideon Bible eye took it
from the Motel at the edge of town they had a disclaimer on the page
said for me do not remove this Bible from the room. The Church is
quiet now not a sound not a mouse moves in the house. “Why did
you take the Gideon Bible”? said the Preacher. “SAYETH
why” said the congregate. Eye like to have a Bible in my hobo
bag so when someone steals it they can find the Bible in the bag and
it keeps them mad. But eye promise you one thing preacher when eye
meet this Gideon fellow eye will give it back. The preacher says,
“eye will Preach.” The congregate says “no you
will Preacheth.” The hobo says “read it from the
Gideon.” Deuteronomy 5:19 (New International Version) ¹⁹
"You shall not steal. Deuteronomy 5:19 (King James
Version) ¹⁹Neither shalt thou steal. Deuteronomy 5:19 (The
Message) ¹⁹ No stealing. Open the
night stand drawer in almost any motel room in the world and you will
find a Bible

placed there by the Gideon’s
International. The oldest Christian business and professional men’s
association in the United
States, the Gideons have been around
for more than 100 years, and have been placing Bibles in hotel rooms
for almost that long. They also give the small New Testaments to
people at schools eye havd had many of them and yes eye am the hobo
that steals bibles from motel rooms.