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A
girl was late for her lobotomy classes at the community collage where
eye compute these things eye write this document she paused and
turned to look at eye. The door was locked just seconds before she
had arrived but without another look at door she said teacher locked
it and eye meaning she missed her class ewe see. Eye checked my watch
and it was four minutes past the hour they must be strict on
attendencing. Now announcing the handy dandy Contrivor door unlocking
meeting restoration tooler. The handy dandy Contrivor door unlocker
or CUR for short abbv. Say it Ab vauh. Short for abbreviation wait
just say CUR for short. For a special timed limit only there is a new
Tool from Zappersunlimited™.com and Hasbro™® this is
just in from the office of the Treasury Department Donald Plence
Director of Marketing. This device is portable with the Atomic
Nerucell® Battery as the only working replacement part. It is a
long gray oblong box with a Green Light on button. There is no red
button no off device. Just press the button once not twice. The
company is extending the warranty warrenty to this device for green
Light failure only. Batteries sold separately. When activated this
device unlocks the door restarts the class or meeting you should be
attending. Now ewe can enter on time. Created by Hasbro™®
for Zappersunlimited™ the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater™
Company we all knoe and love. This tooler is not toy. Each item is
sold separately. This device comes prepackaged in an oblong toy box.
No other warrenty warranty is extended or implied. $122.95. Only one
item sold per household USA on a first come first served basis. Iff
your last namme is Smith or Montgomery we make exceptions. Ed.note.ed
RadioShack® does not carry the Atomic batteries so please do not
ask them that. Ed.note.ed.