Ionized Publishers

Ionized Publishers

A Paroday of a Truth

This is usually what happens for real behind them corporations door. The Meeting for the 23 of May the minutes have been recorded its a matter of record. Lets listen in as this meeting does begin. Opening statements. Boring subjects again. Ad men showing and telling. Graphs and pie charts until. Noon came and went. Lunchtime over. Ionized Publishers President JOhn Narrow called the meeting back to order. We have one business. Everyone began to snickers. The chair recognizes Tommy Jacksonian from Boston, Mass. He stood up fast. He began to apologize in a too lengthy apology of life. To business. The entire group said TO Business in a bizarre echo of the Narrow one. JOhn said again to the Jacksonian make it shorter of a presentation so we can out of here to eat. Early he began to say on in his career CharlaX learned to poet and he makes his poems clear. Prose as poetry was unheard of until 2004. We feel this person should be published his entire works free gratis into a book to be called CharlaX and listed in the Lieberry Catalogues of all the Lieberries in all the World. There was utter and complete silence and then the President John Narrows began to slowly speak. WE are a paid for profit oriented company. We do nothing whatsoever that we do for charity. This person is a homeless person when he dies his poetry will die with him it will be buried with him let him take his poetry into the grave with him let him keep his poetry forever unwritten in our books to be published online or offline in the lieberry or not for only our profits full up will ever make us want to publish anyones poetry for free. There was complete silence. Then EVERYONE said this all at the same time. For MONEY is GOD AMEN and then the meeting adjourned and everyone went out to eat. Like they do every corporate profit filled day.