Kinetical

Kinetical

Kinetical
INstiKutional inbred
INcarcirated liberal
                         Kintukcy Golddigger

                      INstrictional Bypassed

National Rental

entertainment carpentor

transporter beamor

intrapped minder

calibrated imbiber

analytical informer

longwinded bozo

INstiKutional inbred

INcarcirated liberal

Kinetical

Kinetical

SO eye asked one of the professors who he was. He looked blank. The eye said do you know who you are. He looked down at his namme tag and flipped it around so he could read it backwords. 

simulated latte

start with some leftover ice in a starbucks cupped

add some pepsi from a aluminum

add some water

and some real strang looking coffee

let it melt

but drink it cold

in the shade ewe

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

and finale~

lit tle lit tle birdy way up in the sky

why did you do that in my eye

men complain and birds do fly

gee eye am glad that 

multicoloredleggedcreaturesonstartrekpeople

do not fly

"Oh, its Leanord this, an Nimoy that, an Spock, go away;But its Thank you, Mister Spock, when the band begins to playThe band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,Oh, its Thank you, Mister Spock, when the band begins to play. "