OldjJoker

OldjJoker

He
had new jeans and a brand new jacket on a head set over the hood that
looked like it contained an orchestra. He went from rags to riches
over night perhaps we should send the dogs out to look for nearbye
friends. He wanted money whiskey is expensive and so he wandered in
the club and set his old bones inside of new wolves clothes at least
he was trying to work lets listen inn. ClubbedOwner: “what is
that you do?” OldjJoker: “Eye am an entertainer let me
have thirty minutes on this stage no matter what happens you only pay
me @$20p for the night.” The owner said BOY aer yew in luck the
band did not show up. Stand Up Comic. First jJoke ed.note.ed. The
Owner did not smile as he introduced the OldjJoker by this moniker he
wanted all the drinkers to stay and smile and belly up and pay some
more. He placed a coffee cup close to the edge of the stage and
yelled to everyone if this man is good with jJokes please fill this
up. Then he smiled a sort of twisted grin as several patrons stood
again and bought another round. One dripped some whiskey in the cup
on his way back down to front. The StandUpComic smiled and told his
first joke. “We are camped out near the town.” “
the Policeman frowned and said what are you doing here?” “we
are protecting this city from the Herds of Wild Elephants around”
there are no Elephants in this city said the policeman quickly”
Your thanks is appreciated sir for a job well done” well you
could have heard a pin dropp no one moved or ordered any drinks the
ClubbedOwner moved a little to the nervous twitch that always came to
his left eye when someone was on stage at night. The jJoker cleared
his eye and tried again. “There was a man inside the airplane
and he was talking rather nerves and loud he rang out LOOK those
people down there look just like ants isn’t it amazing”
The Pilot leaned out of the cockpit and said Those ARE ants you idiot
we have not taken off yet? The only sound in the club was the Sound
of Silence. The ClubbedOwner looked at his watch and frowned down at
the empty bar glad that he had not paid the jJoker yet. He gulped
some air almost certain that he had failed to earn the $20p but then
he smiled remembering the deal it was for time all he had to do was
fill the thirty minutes or so he was supposing they would pay. “Why”
he began then had to start over with “WHY” a little
louder no one coughed or encouraged him otherwise. “WHY”?
He tried again “did the pygmies paint all there toenails red?”
To hide in the Cherrie trees? It was at this time that the
StandUpComic looked down at the coffee cup left there for his tips it
was turned around upside down. No one ordered another round the Owner
was standing there giving him a huge thumbs down He smiled at the
ClubbedOwner you have that backwards actually the Romans gave a
thumbs down when they wanted someone to live. Groans filled the
cavern space of stage. Fright descended upon the
StandUpComicOldjJokers face and he left without the $20p or the
whiskey spilled from overturned cup on the StandUpComic stage. The
Owner was openly weeping saying good night to all the paying
customers. He hurried to the door and very carefully pulled a $50p
bill from out of his lapel it was his emergency money kept there so
hidden well from robbers and from thieves. The jJoker turned and
paused aplomb gone. ClubbedOwner: “Eye will give this to you
sir on only one condition never come near this place again with your
rendition of a comedian.” The OldjJoker took the money slowly
turned and walked away into the darkness. The Owner closed the stage
door to the alleyway and smiled.

CharlaXTrio

CharlaXTrio

Three
poems combined OR this item is not for sale.

Trueisms

The
key is under the mat. The note is on the refrigerator door. The cat
is in the Back Yard. The letters is near the mail box. The clothes
line is on the side yard. The carport is near the garage closer to
the laundry room then the bedroom. The Kitchen is spaced. The living
room is every piece of furniture covered up with drop clothes no drop
cloths no one can sit and live in living room the den is for the
television. There is usually a cage for the children’s pets.
Rodents, mice, rats, gerbils, lemmings, squirrels. Little girls keep
strange animals. We still eat on the porch. Homeless
Apps

A
series of questions asked of a homeless person at a job interview OR
who actually would hire yew?

Do
you live in an existing structure?

Do
you have a shower or a bath?

Shaving
is in style at this office.

Do
you drink alcoholic beverages such as Lysol?

Clothing
is meant to be changed daily and washed weakly.

Can
you chew meat and peanuts with your existing teeth?

DO
your socks match?

When
someone shouts fire in a Theater do you duck?

Do
you walk toward a car and hold your hand out then someone just drives
near? Relax iff ewe answered any and all of these questions it just
meant that ewe aer not a redneck. RiceforAlgernon

Dateline
New Chaldonea the scientific community was gratified to be the proud
mothers of the new insect resistant rice. The field testing stage is
almost ready for deployment. They worked in the lab for three months
and Algernon the mouse was fattened up because he learned to avoid
the treated grains and eat the good stuff. He was mazed. The control
group used fluffy grains of untreated whiteflower rice as the control
for the treated kind. One side of the maze was left open to make it
easier to get the hard unedible portions the mouse learned to dive
headlong down inverted partitions to get his taste buds to the rice
so soft and chewy it tastes like white rice. Remember how the grains
would stick together and so so chewy.

Endoftheline

Endoftheline

A
story of the true life of Delta Dawn OR Condensed by Campells.

The
bus line used to run the city bus near her door way she took it one
block across the square they never charged her fare was free. She
worked for the government but one day she fell in love with mee. The
android eye. We had a lovely time the day was filled with sighs and
no regrets. And then it happened she had become homeless. Perhaps she
blames this downfall that she lives upon the eye but what fault is
man that loves. She wears that flower on a pin she lets it near her
shoulder above her breast and cries when someone asks her where is
that man that used to be here. She looks like she is looking up into
the Heaven up above not in denial at all but just accepting that he’s
gone. In her younger days they called her Delta Dawn Prettiest woman
you ever laid eyes on.
Then a man of low degree stood by her
side And
promised her he'd take her for his bride eye never promised her a
rose garden. She lives too much in there regrets in alcoholic hazy
days of twisting cheap wine caps from bottles never aged the
expiration date a bizarre torment of formaldehyde hidden in hopes of
better lives. What is that flower you have on could be a faded rose
from day’s gone bye. And did eye hear ewe say that he is never
coming back to the bus stop at the end of every lane in this
lifeline. She carries all her clothes in a backpack and a zipper bag
and sews her layers to skin kept hidden from the sunlight. She has a
heart as great as all the suffering she’s done she loves too
deeply for a man to touch or reach perhaps she sleeps so sound at
night because the light of love and GOD resides in her in Jesus. A
man would only confuse her with a self centered love like some
bizarre tom cat using her for self aggrandizement. Eye could not live
one lifetime to the bitter end but had to choose to live it one day
at a time. 'Cause
she walks downtown with a suitcase in her hand. Looking for a
mysterious dark-haired man Eye am sorry that eye had to leave her.

Retrieve

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The
end of world scenario has people blown to smithereens what iff the
emeny is Chinese and they developed smart bombs that just take the
peoples clothes and blow the weapons up inside of peoples bags the
airport dome is open the smart bombs there aer falling the people now
run naked the luggage all exploding. The poet was in the lieberry
saving his work one naked page at a time. He had a half of a page of
a WORD® document when the smart bomb outside went off.
http://www.tacda.org/studentaccessonly.
They played them stupid sirens the Civil Defense puts out it sounds
like a tornado coming mabe ewe can remember the sound iff ewe lived
in the deep deep south. The building locked automatically eye refused
to leave the Sirens stopped the Sheriff of the County of Cork came
into the room he seemed drunk. The Cork was pulled from the Whiskey
neck too soon in the day to suit eye. He laughed and swaggered a bit
and he would not meet mye eye. What UP Sherriff Corked said eye. He
tired to sound Officious with his drunken presence but he poured the
western accent on too thick like that awful BarBQued. This is
official business said the eye eye am retrieving a WORD document lost
in a priority. Before the bombs were dropped. It’s very
important that eye save it. The Sheriff got sober in record time and
thumbed his WalkyTalky™® on within ten minutes there was
three agents there from the FBI. We are from the Federal Bureau Of
WORD® Document Retrieval Investigation. This is a matter now for
Home Security and the computor called us in automatically at the same
time the Sherriff was using the old way of the WalkyTalky™®
They immediately saluted the eye. Eye waved them. Then eye laughed at
them and said eye am not longer undercover the day is half over and
they smiled. They each brought me the word document in triplicate the
only thing upon it was the error message grommet. The condensed soup
mix in the center of the page inflated and there was the poem Flowers
Faded. Flowers Fade. Eye saw the pretty flowers on the road side They
were all so pretty to me They seemed permanent to me But snow will
frown Wind and Rain and Sun. The Flowers are all gone. The Sherriff
was the first to say it WHY it is only a poem. Only a poem ALL three
FBEYE people cried out at once like a chorus. His ewe his wife his
interneted life she loves this poem she reads it twice when she reads
it sometimes she lets a tear slide down her nose and she smiles. She
just loves it. Said eye. It was worth all the clothes and the bullits
exploding in bags. Eureka eye have it said eye. Retrieve.

HoundsLike

HoundsLike

Eye
hate them solid funky charts the ones you drop that hits the fans one
confusical tone deafinition of love. They always ask me stupid
questions like they will hold a centipede up and say how many legs on
this one? See eh? So eye say it’s got 999 legs How come? Why it
is not a thousand and eye answer them with hate because they call
them a thousand legger caterpillar and eye want them to be wrong they
cannot be correct for they do lie so smug in dragons layers. Headache
so you want to knoe how bad a real headache can be go put your head
under a rock and lift it up and then frop it on your head all at
once. Then take a dishrag and twist all the water out then wet it
more then twist it more then frop the rock again your getting the
idea. Take your thumb off of your keyboard you idiot. It’s
stuck. It looks like a centipede on your windows screened. A RolyPoly
is just a younger version of a caterpillar without the fuzzy. Wuzzy
no he wuzzant. A man smears the glass on a window if he does want no
one to see. Try Technickle. The Diametrically opposed stimulated
optics nervously oppose sight formulation. Blind Man Bluff. How does
a blind man signal they wave the flag in the direction of the
indicated prejuduicer? Try making Coffee in a percolator without a
cord plugged. Grounds added to water water added to ice do not shake
or stir it never give advise. Rhythmic Blued persuasion. Exaggeration
creakily a distant moan was hoard. The Cell Phone Tone was Rapping.
The Raidio Tune was waiving. The Flying Flag poled. Harpo Marxist.
The sound a harp makes is chords no matter pluked or strung plinked
picked or strummed. The cumulative affect is like water flowing down
a side. A rock rolling turning over gathering leaf and one dirt then
rolling up to turn over rolling over and over over and over until
finally it rolls over once. What a stone. HoundsLike.

GOODNEWS

GOODNEWS

Are
we happy when good news comes after a delay of days sometimes goes on
too long or are we sort of jaded when elated hits the fan and then we
hear that all is well we sort of hang the head and think that mabe it
was too long in coming great the news may be but why the wait? It’s
like eating when one has this cold a chore that has to be
accomplished done so quickly over taste was not a factor. Like
bathing in a tub with clothes on. Like eating sustenance the basics
with no deserts afterwords. Let them eat cake and bake on the sandy
shoreling no snoring on the couch legs in womb positions slouch. No
cost is spared in experimental dressings perfume flaunted at no
charge. Wide open spaces calling no one to come out. While the
foundations of her lover are now taken away by force from him forever
as they besmirch the only thing he had left his good name is gone
fropped away with cuttings from academies of Belarus Institutions
where they train the Teamsters to treat paying customers like dust.
My feet aer sorer then they ever have been even when eye marched the
Masonic Dixon line to Winter Haven. My head keeps filling up with a
clear liquid measure seemingly with no end of snot. Grime despair
grips me in group graspings grimly. My pretty green scarf is now a
catchers rag for snot the thing must weigh a ton and eye keep
forgetting not to wear it and so it goes on neck until eye hasty
pulling off. Remembering just where it is suddenly like a light bulb
going on. Pull the switch turn the light switch on the light comes on
pull the switch anon the second time around the light switch down the
light goes off the off and on is up and down the last place eye want
to put that rag is pocket. My jeans look nice but there is stains not
showing. Near the places that people frown. The day is nice where
lamb is at and daughters home. This is only thing that makes me
smile. GoodNews. Now there they said at once don’t you feel so
bad all that worry that you did it was for nothing you should feel
even worse now that you knoe that she is safe and sound and no harm
done. Feel bad because you worried some. The habit of a lifetime.

StepStepsSteppsSteppes

StepStepsSteppsSteppes

Eye
am the android eye eye use the computor to write the computor is not
using eye to make this document complete this is about steps. A step
is measured by the stride. A man’s stride is usually a yard. He
walks into the yard he strides he steps. An android step is two feet
long. Eye actually measured this once eye put both mye feet end to
end and marked it off two feet long. For a shoe to be 12 inches in
length it would have to be a size twelve eye wear a size eight and
one half nine. Let mee try again. Mye stride is Seventeen and one
half inches or two feet to each step is recommended. Eye am halt and
lame in one foot and that is where the shorter mechanism is. The
other foot is overcompensated eye always lose the big toe nail. It
simply grew too long to take the place of balance acting like a
buffer on a tailless monkey eye never slide mye foot or glide it in
the air like the silver surfer there. Eye step and then eye step the
other foot and then eye steps them both up stepps of stone washed
denim steppes near clouds of iambic perimeter. The flash and glitter
of the trail of heat left by Johnny Storm washes over eye can try to
stand on water now but can’t look down or think of what is in
the water lurking in the deep eye cant. Eye cant the chronicles of
Thomas as eye Covet only sleep perchance the bodily functions. Eye
have a theorem of rest complete with the muscles relaxer not moving
helps. There is no medicine made that will penetrate mye super human
blood. Eye leak a lot of fluid in the night when eye lay down and
dream of play time. Walking is good exerciseing. Sweating in mye
layers will cause a change to come. Derelict asteroids bounce off the
red S upon mye chest anatomy with long sleeves in the winter usually
blue. Black or gray or shades of steppes. Protestant religion makes a
man to lose his head when speaking to idiots. Eye step and step again
restepping them eye steps in twain vainly up the stepps of brick upon
the brick add the mortor now brick upon the wall up steppes of closed
line timed to the three minutes egg eye add one to make it four. NO
matter what we do to self proclaim the end of man is death perchance
to dream to eat or sleep to watch the time awaiting judgement day eye
cant. Stepstepssteppssteppes. This document is rather limited in
function a bit lathery a small bit of frothy even whipped into a
parfait of meringue made tasty it would slide down the
Stepstepssteppssteppes. One more try at blasphemy eye cry Protest
Protest Protest the reason why. Up and down the
Stepstepssteppssteppes. Eye Stepstepssteppssteppes.

2012

2012

The
Deserted Nomad walked into the sand when the sun was low near the
horizon just beginning the day it was warm but not hot it was January
1, 2012. He stepped slowly and carefully conserving his strength for
the grueling tasks ahead and the long hot deserted day. The flask of
water was near half full a long pull and he would need more to walk
back would be disastrous. He pantomimed a shadow and lurked into the
pace. One step then he dragged the left foot up and paced anew the
process taking far too long the sun was high when he began to make a
circle in the sand a round perfectly flat close to where the sun
would be when he was finished Nomad kind of thing. He took the ruler
from the long pocket pouch on his belt the bandits were sure that he
carried a knife but it was just the wooden ruler flat on one side and
convexed on the other it were as curved
or rounded outward like the exterior of a sphere or circle and he
turned that side toward the sphere of the orb of the sun. Just
as the sun was getting into place his job done he marked the line in
the shadow with his finger to keep it until he had measured it was
Twelve Thirty P.M Noon on Judgement day. Nothing moved in the desert.
Nothing fell from the Sky. The nomad began the long walk back to the
Indian Cisterns he had found. For three days he had lain in the Earth
in simulated Christ like Death. Listening to the desert. Quite insane
now nothing left of the white man he once was Indian he has become he
sort of Shrugged and then he smiled. The world had not ended at least
at the proscribed time. But something else happened to him on the
long walk back to water and to life his lame foot began to twitch and
come alive and suddenly he could walk without dragging the useless it
had become. He went leaping and praising GOD the JESUS of us all.
Until the Midnite of this day. He did not get in the hole with the
snakes this time for he was actually afraid of what had happened to
him and he walked into the dump and searched the old food cans more
to pass the time than to score but he found many cans of peanuts and
peanut butter there was hundreds of the things all off brand nammes.
He ate good for seven days wondering at his luck. Scoffing now at the
Mayans. For instead of this world ending he had been saved to live in
it better than he was stronger faster touched more by the Healer’s
wings than with disastor. But when he reached with his hand into the
long knife like pouch to get the wooden ruler it was gone and he
remembered how he left it in the sand inside the circle of all time.
Laughing now he started dragging the left foot a little more for the
bandits who were sure to be there watching from the rocks and he
stopped and took a longish stone and placed it in the pouch to look
like knife to make the bandits stay a life. Then he was home.

Ouoouoouo

Ouoouoouo

Literal interpretation would be impossible to describe the bible says not to add or subtract from the scriptures and Bollywood changes things so many times it’s inevitable they would get it wrong. It could be a lie just to confuse us the Bible is the King James Version Authorized by whom? James is not mye King. Perhaps the King of Spain has a version. Su número es seiscientos sesenta y seis. En France. Sixsixsix Italian seiseisei German Sechssechssechs ROMAN numerals VIVIVI it will not fit on mye forehead this was perhaps in Russia they have larger foreheads шест|ьшест|ьшест|ь what a blunder. Spanish SeisSeisSeis this would not fit on the head of a large bull dog. Perhaps the Bible is in need of Spiritual Interpretation and understanding and a number is not the thing that marks the head but just a mark. Perhaps a long slash from a talon not a tattoo at all. Why are we typing so small the font is twelve lets change it up eye can not read this at all and eye am the author of it all. No not GOD just his servant a servant of Jesus. You need to find him and escape the coming Justice. He is all eye need to survive. 666 this would fit but who decides on Englais numerals. Eye am homeless eye wish to ask the UN about the 666 the mark of the beast eye sent them an email to their Relief section. Perhaps it should have been in Spanish to ensure a reply. The French six is six just like the English six. All the other numbres is differant except the six. Perhaps this is a clue. clikemeforpoetry  the fact that a man reaches in a sack and searches it diligently and is so sure that it is empty he got two cakes out of the sack then when he went back the very next day the sack had a sandwich there the favorite kind of fish for eye. The propensity for cheating is now astounding they can bring down words of copy and paste and call them thine own homework is decided not on ablility but Rome. Eye saw a boy make a document from Rome his homework was not typed or thought of in his brain except to look at. Iff the teacher ever questions him about the stuff he turns inn he will be done on one side turn him over on the othere. Fried like Chinese Pride in oil and better oleo. Eye bet you saw butter coming. Has anyone seen the beast yet? Rising up from Ocean Side. Is his namme Ouoouoouo?

NarrowViewed

NarrowViewed

Seen
a young er man looked like an old er friend passed in front of mind
could the world work after all then that thought passed away reminded
me of back in the day too many people fall into the sea. Statically
speaking statistics will tell you no one lives past thirty. So it
would not hurt mye brain to come up with some other idea of how mye
friend got to be alive and working on the street enough to ride a
city bus. He did not grow from collage to be a worker in a warehouse
he wanted so much more a car and fancy house a door. He has those
things from working but so poor. The house is not so large just a lot
usually they can not even grow pot in the yard in the city limited to
what they can find to eat they pay the Gas Prices refuse to fuel the
masses he has to turn down some acquaintances not inside my truck he
said no I am sorry eye can not afford the gas to take you there. Do
not tell me that the Indian was black but go and tell my friend. He
is over there. OKAY. The man was not so cruel and not intending to be
mean he loves the Golden Rule and let the conversation lay a narrow
view. When a mans mistakes look better on paper than what he had
intended them to write a color or a theme becomes the narrowviewed
careening ravine. Indenting becomes daunting and haunting a way of
life the shadows in the manor loft hide the coughing loon a fright to
those of afternoon boardem. Boardum. Bordem. Bordum. Bordem. It still
looks wrong to eye. Bordem is the way WORD spelt it. Its smelt. Spelt
incorrectively iff ewe ask mee. Uncorrectably in ability deterred.
What a WORD word is. A sword without its s. Words without the plural
s. Worded without ed. Reworded without the reed. Reword it appears in
WORD without an underline and so we proceed now to the diction. Ary.
How are you today ARY just testing. To pay attention to the WORD.
Reword: A Student. Definition One: A person or persons limited in two
directions by age and height and weight we can eliminate freaks and
the handicapped. Usually limited to on the lower end of the scale let
us say 17 years of age. Up to the spectrum of say the age of 21.
After that is Graduated Class. NO more a student of four years. This
is not complete you gasp you say what about the Medical Students. Eye
gasp and say eye told you we can eliminate freaks and the
handicapped. Granted some of those categories listed may attend
Collage until the age of 43. But that is extreme liferism. Not the
normal span. Definition Three: Reword: To Word again. NarrowViewed.

BlueNikeLace

BlueNikeLace

My
basketball Jones has Air Nike® and laces them with differant
colors depending on his many moods and who he is out with after his
big games. His boyfriends like the purple ones and orange neon is his
fave. Eye drove mye mother crazxy once wanting those high tops only
black ones so eye could call them supermans shoes. Be thankful ewe
aer young but only once. We only had white laces iff you wanted black
ones you had to get them from the dime store they called them old
mans laces and they tried to talk you out of changing. This could be
a problem in the gym locker room lets go sit in on a near fight
happening. A great discussion has developed in the shower stall the
man likes to be alone when soap is lathered on. Lets listen inn as
eye begin. Yes, I am the victim of a
Basketball Jones Ever since I was a little baby, I always be
dribblin' In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole
neighborhood Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball
And I
loved that basketball I took that basketball with me everywhere I
went That basketball was like a basketball to me (Basketball Jones, I
got a Basketball Jones)
(I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby,
oo-oo-ooo) BasketballJones™® Tyrone Shoelaces® Jorden
Lightfoot was singing in the shower stalled he walked out only to
find his blue tennis shoes gone they had dissipated into thick air
and FREEZE he holard only once and the thief was frozen into place
and dropped the Blue Nike® tennis shoes at once. These
mye shoes the thief began Air Jorden quickly dropped his Airline bag
he carried extra socks and laces inn covering just one shoe and then
he smiled and almost ran a little dance in place like athletes will
do when they win anew. Just tell me Alphonse what color are the laces
in these shoes. Alphonse looked slyly down at the one staring at his
face and he was about to dance in place and he said Neon Orange at
once and then grimaced when Air Jorden called a witness to listen inn
eye came at once we androids do not materialize from space but
suddenly just appear as iff from nowhere. What. Up. Air Jorden said
the man said neon orange laces in the Blue Nike® tennis shoes eye
say one the one under the airline bag is purple. Then he lifts the
bag and eye concur the thief is caught the man is frowning at the eye
and at the “River” Jorden. Ed.note.ed. we will not
discuss this nickednamme or where he got it End.Note. The thief was
not punished but we had to let him go when he opened up his locker
and found his own Blue Nike® tennis shoes still where he had left
them end of story. PPPs just let me add this appendix his laces were
white one side and neon orange on the other so lets not bother others
or second guess a star who likes his laces to be differant than they
are when Nike® comes in Blue. Author Disclaimer of course this is
a Paroday meant to resemble someone and to bring a smile to NBA play.
And for the Kid to read. BlueNikeLace.

EmailWordDOC

EmailWordDOC.doc

We
have the technology Captain. We can minimize the word document
capabilities and place them in the email compose. Make it so Spock.
When eye am writing scathing reply or trying to enter a website
forbidden the new email tool bar will make it look just like a word
document. No more need for pesky flies er files. Acme.com a branch
subsidiary of Zappersunlimited.com has developed the WordDOC.doc
handy dandy EmailMaker ™ ®. It has everything condensed in
a smaller version of a word document font is no problem now. We here
at Acme.com also developed the Nazi.Copywriter.doc the complete
program is over three thousand p but you can still get the demo for
only one thousand p. Who is not fond of a Nazi female telling you
just what to do and when. With software like this who needs hardware.
My fave saying is when she places those mauvelous hands on hips and
says succinctly “We vatch yew closer now each and very day if
you add a banner to an existing poem or a picture even it will not
void your copywrited but it will annoy me. Yew do not vant that to
happen mye little leapshien.” “Iff you change one word I
villa kill yew with mye kindnesses.” “No more kisses. Ach
tow leiber.” Wait the boss is coming. Back to the explanation
of the WordDOC.doc program. This idea is so simple it must be why
Google.com missed it. Ewe already knoe what a Word Document does
think of these applications in a tool bar form applied in each and
every email composition. Now ewe have the idea what great fun. No
more tedium copy and paste. Type your message in your email and save
the document at the same time no more gigabyteing your computor one
simple task now avoids the waste of over duplications. Adding images
to existing text has never been this easy. Warrenty Warranty: Because
there is no way to force compliances we cannot make a warranty under
these conditions the New Nuevo Foreign Stock and Bar Exchanger in
Mexico City states in the preamble to there Constriction Services
Memo and eye Quote “Email add ons such as tool bars and other
non essentials will not be considered as Warrantable items.”
End Quote. Ed.note.ed. Heil Mexicali. EmailMaker ™ ® is
only sold at RadioShacked (Pp) Patent Pending so do not email this
company or Zappersunlimited.Ltd. Please Present President Whirly
knoes nothing at all about us. We only work with them in the
Department of the Treasury. EmailMaker ™ ® is the namme to
ask for when you pay only 500p your middle namme must be Steal. Each
item sold separately. Only one per house. We intend to be wealthy
someday. But we have no wish to flood a non existing market with a
new product. If the counter person at the RadioShack place looks
blankly back at you just mention WordDOC.doc this will get the
message threw. It comes in a brown paper wrapper for anonymity.
Remember to bring the 5oop With ewe.

Searched

Searched

There
needs to be a new search box with a Robot™®Searcher to
answer stupid questioners. We want to knoe the namme of a game we
played only once and then forgot we need the first letter of that
lost gamin namme to play to find it in the alphabetic slot to have a
place to start. The Robot Brain would scratch its head in figurative
and then make an educated guess the game is like a circle it spins
it’s got colored bars when you get three in a row it takes them
out eye rally played it more than once but no one needs to knoe not
even Robot so when eye click it turns and tries to get me to delete
mye turn its planets each turn is a Globe of Planets actually only
one they look so similar as they turn it must be clones. Now surely
this Robotic Searcher can tell me the first letter of the game. What
is its namme. Eye won more often then eye lost oh knoe eye am giving
it away the Robot answers carefully AH HA earthiling you played this
game more than only once you must have played it twice to win more
than you lost. Advise go to Miniclips.com and search again go down
the list and try. When gaming and writing writing is the same you win
and some you lose the GEMS stick out much better in a field of
Stones. Eye played a new game today its Ringtoss and eye won two
levels up then the third level would not let me win the six rings
stumped. Eye believe the rules was fixed the momentum off for eye
fixed the first mistakes before the game was threw but nothing
happened the level down and done the ringer was not true. What is
that game the Universe it’s called and GOD is playing on his
Central Computor user namme is Jesus. He is so much better than the
eye. Let us leave it up to him. The Rules are way twoo tough and
mistakes are hard to handle. For a child plays rough and anger comes
to hand and player reaches down and smashes toys all gone. New Player
Up.

Love

Love

We are not limited to the people we can see around us contrary to the popular song Love the one your with is wrong. Learn to trust yourself eye found her on the internet of course that’s wrong listen to the eye she is her who has found eye. She is tall and stately like a tree with lots of love to touch and kiss and hold eye love her in mye heart and not just in mye other suit of clothes. Eye panic each and every day when out of touch she is the picture of aplomb she never gets worked up but keeps her heart in tune with who she loves. Sedately she is in her suit of armour. Willingly she sacrifices much of time. Life is so full of stories of unrequieted love she has nothing like that inside her life. For eye will love her when time is no more time. And this is love.

ShoppingCartPedaler

ShoppingCartPedaler

The
box was small as boxes go and eye unwrapped it like a Christmas
Presented unto me. Eye was looking for a much larger device they had
it nano sized. There was two pedals in the center a post between them
and two posts on each side with a leveler on each post to make it
adjustable they had a guide that moved back and forth one on each
side. It was made out of titanium steel. The instructions are as
follows:

Fold
Tab A into Tab B attaché line C wait this was instructions for
recycling the box my new device had came in. They said the
instructions were in the device in the center bar your first attempt
at using this is to completely break the bar down and then build the
device to get to knoe your new machine. Seems reasonable. So eye
attached the New Device to the Shopping Cart eye had FOUND and
scrounge an old IGA shopping cart complete with white paint all over
the plastic seat.
Garretts
Iga Supermarket
in OLD Tucson provided me a shopping cart eye found it on Broadway
Avenue so far away from their location as to be bizarre. The
bars fit so snug eye had to tap them in with a ballpin hammer. No ewe
ewe aer thinking of a BALLPEEN hammer that’s differant. A
ballpin hammer has two hammer ends is much smaller a device the thing
went on the cart and moves the wheels when eye peddle it goes so fast
as the wind. Eye passed a girl on her bicycle she was sweating under
her eyes eye have done that it seems like tears but it’s the
wind that does it. She wiped her stuff and slung it on me it hit eye
and eye almost crashed but kept it between the white lines. Eye did
decide to move back to the sidewalk it was more suitable for the cart
then the bike lane. The Police near the collage clocked me at 93
miles and hour and made me donate the cart to the Church they
confiscated the device and made me promise to walk to the lieberry
from now on and HOW was your week gentile readers ewe. That’s
all folks from the ShoppingCartPedaler.

Conglomeration

Conglomeration

First
part is written 01/19/09 found in the desert near the GOODWILL
trailor you knoe who you are that wrote this eye am just typing what
eye found Tokyo, Japan.2.500.912. The second part is the poem inside
the poem found August 1996 Yuma, Az. The gift of love GOD gave to me.
When Jesus died on Calvary. Dear Kurrucku-Chan: On the Cross HE took
my shame And now my life is not the same We’ve taken the great
chance to send you this Note. And on the Cross HE took my sin Gave me
new life and Peace within. So please protect it with your potatoe
eating heart. On the Cross HE loved me so I give my life to HIM
alone. Did you hear the two new RED Jumpsuits songs? On the Cross
where Jesus Died. He bore my pain HE was crucified. Hello: A.E.S
Please scan your number then you may read this Document # 14.028.705.
On the Cross He gave today He gave His heart His life away. Thankzx
ewe A.E.S. for the Chinese letter eye remember the old JOKE about
being in the Chinese EGG noddle factory. As Jesus Died upon the Cross
He gave his life when mine was lost On the Cross Jesus gave to me A
brand new life and set me free. Thankzx you Anonymouse from Yuma eye
am just using the chorus from your Christian Song to preserve it
forever to be sung at least by fans of poetry done. On the Cross
Jesus loved me so I give my life to HIM alone A Brand new life for
HIM alone. SO sad to be a prisonor conglomeration.

ApologeticaeCharlaX

ApologeticaeCharlaX

Poetry
is dead the poet is dead the audience is dead. Poetry has died. A
flameless death. Dearth to poetry. Listen to eye eye did not make a
dancing bear charlax to compete with Monday night football on TV or
complete the poems on a time table for everyone to read. Eye did not
expect fifteen thousand hits each and every day and so eye am not
very disappointed. Who wants to go to Grave knoeing that he is
worthless and yet it happens every day a drunkard dies in sleep not
knoeing where they aer burying him he would prevent it iff he still
retained his strength he would fight off his attackers and pick the
best resting place upon the hill like any other gorilla will. Perhaps
eye will not even be depressed by thinking of mye own demise and
leaving all them poems far behind the people so confused the eye
namme no nammes the pennyworth of candy failed the libel and the
sorcery failed no fame on Broadway for a normal man prehappenstanced.
Iff eye opened up a thousand cans and poured water in them to get the
dregs off the sides and to get all the little letters of the
alphabets besides in soup with no regrets or angsts it would never
make a Chile mix but soup is what it always is. Eye am a Student with
many X in the equation. The program we are using does not recognize
the X. So the teacher has solution she said do not use the X. No
substitution. No you may use the Y instead. She expects the students
to think and act like the accordion. They call each other up the
conversation is abrupt they tell each other nothing. Each person has
to function. In this demonstration X is simply nothing non existence.
X is the Public Lieberry System. Giving nothing to the Public in its
namme. Control freaks getting paid. Perhaps they still use Cremation
on the remains of poor poets that they find demised. Eye do not even
want to think about that. Eye had a life. Eye became a poet. Eye
became a writer. Perhaps the Charon will still ferry eye to the
Elysian Fields to eat fruit of every tree forever without the two
pence he usually demands. Eye can lean on the oar and say sorry old
bean but they burnt me to a crispt. Nothing much survived but you can
shift the ashes in mye vase and find mye face it will still smile and
there inside the ashes where mye heart it will still say VI. NO not a
Roman Numeral but short for Violette mye wife. Eye must again
apologize.

PlagiaristicMissentention

PlagiaristicMissentention

So
think carefully ewe and rather quickly it won’t hurt ewe or
make ewe dizzy the author of a story writes his heart out on the
crinkle paper making something he hopes his friend (and others) et al
will love then perhaps someone of low breeding comes along and tells
him knowingly eye saw that very story in a book once. Eye suspect you
took it from that person who already wrote it word for word it was in
Iowa at the Public Library back in 1912. When eye was a little
shaver. There. It was a story of mismatched love a triangular
expression of jealousy. How cold and how could that country bunion
ever have read such a thing wait he said he was a little shaver in
1912 that makes him 108. There. The man is gay he has a partner so
much younger than himself and then he is also bi and gets a girl She
is ageless so thin she needs to eat constantly just to survive. The
man in love with the girl also likes the boy hence the triangle. The
boy has no use for the girl at all he only loves the man. The girl
will use them both. There. The country blister that threatened me
with plagiarism looks rather young for a man of 103. He just simply
must have lived too long. Iff eye had simply met him on the street
eye would not have knoe. Eye must be cursed with superhuman
brainwaves. What a plagiarist. Hare Krishna. A Rabbit God. Herr
Krishna. A German God. Hair Krishna. A Hirsute God. Here Krishna. A
Present God. Will Krishna. Betty Wont. Boy Toy. The main characters
for the Triangle story but wait eye have simply wasted too many time.
Ewe will survive my plagiaristic Missentention.

Rhetoric

Rhetoric™

In
my opinion something that is controlled either by the use of limited
time or the abuse of power is not free and not worth having. In my
opinion something that is controlled either by the use of limited
time or the abuse of power is not free and not worth having. Eye had
a wonderful idea the Pulitzer prize was won then eye forgot to write
it down the thought is gone. Eye had a wonderful idea the Pulitzer
prize was won then eye forgot to write it down the thought is gone.

Your
original idea is lost in all your rhetoric. Your original idea is
lost in all your rhetoric. Is a person asleep when the eye is closed
or just resting eye just resting no doze. Is a person asleep when the
eye is closed or just resting eye just resting no doze. Limiting
knowledge and the use of capabilities while teaching other people
only what you decide is proper and norm is lukewarm. Limiting
knowledge and the use of capabilities while teaching other people
only what you decide is proper and norm is lukewarm. Hot very cold
warm warm spews cold stays Hot is intermittent poultice wrapped
mustard like under a chin to stimulate a cold to simulate a cure.
Hot very cold warm warm spews cold stays Hot is intermittent poultice
wrapped mustard like under a chin to stimulate a cold to simulate a
cure. A poultice user is just a poor man with a kind mother. Mother
kind a with man poor a just is user poulticea. Your rhetoric is
showing. Your rhetoric is slipping. Your rhetoric is missing. In my
opinion.

ProDressor

ProDressor

Paroday
not intended to be taken as real life story.Ed.Note.Ed

Sorority
PhiBetaKappaKappaPhi has three meetings on successive days for the
professionals collegiately involved this is one person’s
perspective.

Information
Night: Day One: January 21^sT @ 7 pm Professional Dress

John
Thompson was reading the flyer carefully he was a member of Sorority
PhiBetaKappaKappaPhi the only problem was the time is was now past
FIVE on the 21^sT day of January. Spring 2009 Rush.

Wednesday
is not a good day for eye. He yelled for his girliefriend Louisemay
to “COME help me get dressed for this thing” eye have to
attend. Bring me mye Pizza Hut shirt its almost black and your sash
eye have to make an ascot tie. Turn those black jeans around and make
some sleeves out of them. Get my best earrings these hoops just won’t
do it and then let me have your pumps. No not those push up things
eye meant the heels eye must have shoes that eye can mince in. Eye
simply halve to look professional.

Appetizer
Hour: January 22^nD 5-7pm Business Casual

No
eye can not wear a Dress a skirt mabe bring me a real long one let me
try it on Oh Naomi the white tennis shoes simply won’t work
this time. Bowling Night January 23^rD 7-9pm Causual

Awright
Suzzane bring me them short cuttoffs and them green puffy things for
feetsies because we have to change into them long yucky bowling shoes
when we get there at least we can wear them wing tips now and the
neon Frisbee tee shirts. We will simply howl. John Thompson as the
PhiBetaKappaKappaPhi Professional Business Fraternity member. All
applications due Saturday January 24^tH @ 5pm in the Main
Dorm. Printed by www.PBKKP.com
the Sorority norm.

S

{S}WordPlay

Entails
hangging down form the Garden Of The City Of Babylon, the men with no
knowledge meet in the rear of the grove of britches trees. The mudd
near the open space is full of sentiments. There are sentimentary
layers fully visible in the cross section open to the public at
eleven pay 5p to Inter their lavae feeding area. The lavae are tame
your children can feed them with the socks of lavae food provided
they move fast for they floe quickly step fastidiously hurriedly
attack the floe with the contents of the socks see how quickly all
the lavae food will dissarrear. Retaliate back to your cars and
intergrate onto the throwway near. Visit some time next year the
portal only opens once the lieberrian is near too close she
distributes me it is distributing unto eye. Wait. NO time to fini--
----. Goodbye.

AtomicPowderedThing

AtomicPowderedThing

A Paroday of the 666 Mark of the Beast OR just an idea from nowhere.

We at Lutinous.com@org have built the ultimate device we have the AtomicPowderedThing® for individuals who knoe. You need some money for your drugs or just to drink a real quick fix just take out your AtomicPowderedThing® and blast it at the ground when you are done there is a million of them dollar things all gold and shiny p just laying there for buying and for selling anything you want. Just remember it is hard to chew Jerky with three teeth so keep avoiding the gangers with three members. They like to fight a lot. With necks of red and lots of wanting they seem to act like robots more and more no Android would be caught dead in order to complain to maker why did eye die. Eye have mye number now. It lays upon mye head and hand eye scan in front of all the stores and enter inn but there is nothing left to buy. Perhaps eye have been a little hasty in accepting Devils marking eye traded JESUS and his Heaven for malarkey and a Bright New Shiny AtomicPowderedThing®. Bread and meat and peppers red and green. Very soon eye will be able to write one poem every day and it will be the very same one with food for a theme and words that do not rhyme like a poem and yet it is a story written in the form of poetry and everyone will stop reading eye will be the laughing stock of Terrytown. They will say what happened did his implanted medication just run out. Why did he not just slap the number on his head and in his hand and buy them out or shoot his AtomicPowderedThing® at them and run. What fun. Eye can scan the 666 and enter inn the store only to find the shelves are empty product gone. What were you looking for a fish or stone? All gone.!

TheCloudMinders

TheCloudMinders

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Eighteenth Fabel

Eighteenth
Fabel

Praising
Jesus

http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?poemnumber=891721&sitename=charlax&password=&poemoffset=0&displaypoem=t&item=poetry
Charlax’s Gist

Posted
June 9th, 2008 by Reginald Levi Walker (The words and inspiration for
this poem was place on my blogg by Charlax. After reading the note, I
saw this poem hiding inside of it. With prayer, I carefully reworked
it and discovered a work of sheer wonder. Charlax whomever you are, I
stand and take my hat off in respect.) The Poetry Showcase ed.note.ed

Wondering
uncertain from one day to the next,
Working for survival never
needing any rest.
Building on no foundation that has not already
been laid,
While marching to my final curtain,
On the strength
of Jesus shed blood
On the price for my life He paid. Rude
self-centered people, all day long,
Are teaching me a path not
connected to my song. The love inside of me is taken
When they
stride in perfect ignorance; They glide on oily fingertips,
Like
some forgotten hide left in the center of a hunting camp.
With
maggots all at work, No one can use the hide for clothing.
No one
can make it work. Suddenly, remembered the pain of death
Intended,
oh Jesus, Take me; make me whole and well.
Keep them all away from
me!
The naked and the dead, they rise in misery,
To foster
their beliefs upon a lame and ascetic figure,
An aged creature
just as I am. Beneath a clouded sky,
No moon is visible. No sun,
but Son, shines down on me today.
Life is hard and life is
stirring in the clay. Devoid of human life,
They are only
interested in their own personal perspective.
Seeing nothing but
the end of their own nose,
While bowing down to worship their
false god.
Society of man is living in ignorance and darkness.
There is one hope for the grave atheists and the godless. Marking
time by taking up worthless spaces
Others were meant to occupy.
The end is near!
If you cannot do the work assigned to you, Get up
and let someone else try.
Oh God! The end will come too soon for
some of them. A half-remembered song about the lyrics sung. I try to
petition the LORD with Prayer.
Yes I can and hopefully, When I
kneel at the foot of His Mighty Throne,
My crown shall be replaced
with one made of silver, gold, and brass. However, the light that
shines from inside the place of God,
God was not meant to ever
resemble money. Not meant to be much more than love.
He created my
life. He Loves. Jesus Lives. He Rules.
Jesus loves me, Therefore,
I live. thankzx
ewe brother

On June
10th, 2008 charlax says: its a poem that eye wrote
but this is
welcome we can share not like the world does
we can avoid fights
and arguments over mere words
eye like the additions this preacher
did to my work my thumb is down yew may live
hahahhahahha more
charlax grist gist for the millies hahahaha ewes

Copyright
2009® Charlax and Pastor Reginald Levi Walker

TheMissionBuss

TheMissionBuss

There
is a castle in the desert surrounded by fields of wheat ripe in need
of attention some people to thresh them some people think this castle
just materialized out of thick air and not the monks that built it.
When you visit ask Friar de Lucke~ Who made the Castle? Show to us
the buildings papers He slyly holds out his dogeared Bible. God. He
says. He dances in a circle in a pantomime of making small crop
circles. The bus was bought to us by Brother Fustz; he donated his
fleet of Gasoline Tankers to fuel the mission buss until the end of
time or 2099 whichever is first in time. “The mission buss.”
A bus is coming to take Bums away from the Buss Center to the Castle
Mission. There they aer asked to convert to religion or they can go
back to the Buss Center and they wasted lives. Stay at the Mission
eat bread and drink wine and work in the wheat fields besides. A
brother converts. Here is a typical day at the mission. Brother Friar
de Lucke~ leads the new man into the field of grain then gives to him
a sword of wood Friar Bum takes the thing and starts to swing against
the grain. Brother Fustz is off to town to pick up everyone around no
one need hungar while the grain is ripe. Pretend the grain is now
your enemies come you fight and slaughter them all the stalks of
wheat the heads of grain fall to the ground. Later when the sun has
set we will rise up from the beds we will go and gather them all wet
from water in the dew no sleep for yew at all yew bum. The tares they
catch the wind riding out with the wind they aer not rally men. But
Devils in disguises laymen and spies. Not anyone. And here we pause
for Brother Friar de Lucke~ stops preaching soon starts stomping more
small crop circles to confuse them devils lurking.

TheEmptyBox

TheEmptyBox

The warehouse is longer than Three3 city Blocks longer than needs be the Manager of the Company at EmptyBox.com wants his nephew to learn how to sweep a larger area; the place at the end of one end of this hangerlike warehouse is small just a table where Mother and her Sister stand tall while they wrap the empty box. The website is linked to Zappersunlimited@.ORG EmptyBox@.Org at the other end of this long empty place is that loading dock area where the manager of EmptyBox@.Org loads the truck that drives the empty box to the airport where it is loaded on the various cargo ships of air use going out to an area near ewe. Order Two. They aer small as boxes go. One of these Empty Boxes will just make ewe want more start with two of them on your initial order. Come back to hour website and order them some more. $19.95p, each @ per box. At EmptyBox@.Org.

Hour Motto: The Perfect Gift of love given at Yule Tide Time for Aunt Peg and Uncle Martha. Just imagine that FACE when they open the EMPTY.BOX®. It’s worth 20p just trust us. Each box is completely gift wrapped with the only pattern we use. Thats write. Only one style one color one pattern no one can get one any better than the one you have. One large Bow it just peels and sticks to the EMPTY.BOX®. The Bow is Blue. We do not have red ones so do not ask us that. EmptyBox@.Org Iff ewe can not find us any other way just go to Zappersunlimited.Ltd.@yahoo.com  Uncle Donald Plence has promised us to make a linked back to the EmptyBox@.Org.

Coaxial

Coaxial

Coaxial

Able:
Did you see the man try to get his cat downed from the tree he shaked
it. Babble: NO that’s a meant thing to do to a poor cat eye
will go and shaked on him now. Able: NO he shaked the tree. Babble:
There is no such word as shaked. Able: yes there is you open word and
then you save the word as is to the dictionary. Babble: You are a
creator shaking words. Able: and eye can take an existing word and
make a new definition and even use it in a syntax sentence with prose
poetry in the back of mye minded. Babble: lead on oh ah muse.
Ed.note: Today’s word children and ewe is Coaxial. Coaxial:
Def1: A man made attempt
at cloning nano technology by the use of wires filtering electricity.
Def2: Granna nano bots. Old people rewired to function again in
society just take them to the table at the worked place and plug them
inn. The lineman was sweeping when he got a great idea he attacked
the work bench he attached a cardboard leveler a catcher of the trash
leaving the table and placed a trashed can under it to catch the
leavings from the workers. He immediately got canned. The old woman
on the nano bot line showed the sweeper her hand it was swollen on
the thumb from gluing wires he felt so sorry for the lady he went to
the boss and asked him to fire her also so she could go home and take
care of nano thumb. He gave her the day off WITH PAY and said just
come back tomorrow when thumb can do the work again nano nano. But
the sweeper will look in vain for a new job they do not hire
inventers where he’s from. Perhaps he is a parking lot
attendant at the club stealing the better cigarettes from the ash
trays of the better limousines and other cars. Perhaps he will make a
new way to park a car he runs the stripes sideways on the parking lot
to make more room he can park 15 more cars. The nano downsize of this
idea is obvious the manager of club victorious the man is on the
street again looking for another inventing job. No one could get the
escargot. Perhaps he is a fisherman upon a scowl the boat is listing
from the prow all the fish have shifted to the front he wanted to
make more room to fill it up his inventing days now number only one.
He is deep sixed into the Davy Jones locker he is down there looking
for another Coaxial. Able: nano nano. Babble: And so it ends as a
prose poem congratulations unto yew. Ed.Note.Ed. And so another
CharlaX poem story not a fable not a title or a theme comes to a
special end not in Harpers magazine but perhaps only in ewe dreams.
Coaxial

Cornocopeia

Cornocopeia

Gold
of EgYpt corn. Meat of decay not rat but cow or chicken birded. Who
can say what they place in the Chinese Rice dishes. Bean of Garbanzo
variety whitish in appearance lest tomato is added. Lettuce parry for
lettuce. The sauce too hot RED Louisiana. Chips dripping with vinegar
and salt. Bread broken from a small loaf. That was just the main dish
start there is more where that came from. A verytable Cornocopeia of
plenteous. One bite sized at a time until eye have to stop and wait
for later on to try again it is so nice to have a blessing on the
house again. Eye start rather quickly and hungry then slower then
stopping all full of so much diversity mye brain cannot accept all
the goodness at once and so there is left over lunch becomes early
early supper on a Sunday. Some cheese crackers saved for Algernon mye
mouse. Eye will carry bag so heavy on and off the bus and drag it to
the house. Eye need only one more main course for another day of
eats.

Cornocopeia~2

Innerperspective
sound enters ear but sight is on a differant object how many times
has someone said HAY cowboy looka that and you look only to hear a
different noise and so out of place this thing seems like a cat
walking into site but a dog barking inner ear. How many angels can
ride on one bike oh heck as many as two or even three iff they are
drunk. How many Angels can dance on the head of a pin? Only one. He
keeps stepping on the others toes. They sing songs about it in the
choruses of the day. What a klutch. A copy cat a copy cat. Laminated
graphics picture this. Paradoxical spasms of subliminal message.
Entire cities buried under ashes ewe do not half to belief the eye go
look up Pompeye. PomPAaa. Pompeii They danced and drank leaded wine
the Roman kind of funny punny bunny sunny lava in the daytime fun. A
sip of death mye deer come drink the lead that leeches there in
suicidal cup. Perhaps the poet has worn out his welcome perhaps he
hit a writer’s blockhead brown in color Tally Hoe the greens
now. Living color show me a real white man he is albino they all have
them same blue eyes it must be the alibi for a murder of crows is
usually four but can be any sort of higher or lower number backed up
in a pie twas 24. Lessor or morer. The second time around for
Cornocopeia.

Thimbelful

“Thimbelful”

Walking
without riches today OR

Back
In the Time Machine

Back
in the Day eye stepped into the Restaurant because there was a table
there near the door nothing much too fancy just Formica on the floor
in matching black and white squares but oblongs eye noticed they were
not squares. Eye ordered up a coffee cup because eye needed some the
ogre matron waitress frowned down at the eye as she left the bill
beside this “Thimbelful” she seemed to notice eye was not
a regular patron or person. Eye swallowed the coffee down and took
mye cup up to the counter she filled it and she smiled as she
presented another bill to eye immediately returned to seat to check
the first bill out. “Thimbelful” was $1.25 plus taxed
there was no way out eye paid the $1.39 total on mye way out she did
not try to collect the other one eye did not even look back at her
ogre matron frown eye returned to present day activity immediately
eye noticed two matron ogres the first one paid for a drinking cup at
the fountain perhaps they were just hapless in the face of inflated
prices used to places without refills free Ed.note: Who is not
careful now with money. Ed.note.ed She filled up her drink eye
watched her drink it over halfway down until it was almost gone then
she hands it to her friend she asked her twice for her own cup. She
smiled when she said this “YOU are not worth a cup at THESE
prices just get you some” they were used to better places eye
could tell but need won the girl she got her refill then sucked it
dry then handed it to partner ogre female who then filled it up again
then drank it down. One more time they filled it up again for friend
and her to have and off they went she must have paid about $1.39. The
price of “Thimbelful” how eye remembered coffee cup it
must have been in 1979 eye can reminisce again some other time for in
arriving early for mye coffee cup not a “Thimbelful”
today the one eye thought was DECAF was the waitress making TEA for
her iced tea she makes it hot in coffee pot and so the first cup that
eye got was not a “Thimbelful” at all but just hot tea or
mabe even DECAF coffee but not a “Thimbelful” of love. `

LeftyTheLefthandedAndroid7

LeftyTheLefthandedAndroid7

Eye
am from the Binary Star SYSTEM Andiron7 eye am an Andriod Android we
have no yellow sun our STARS are both RED Dwarfs not Dwarves as some
suggest try spell check. My Creator is Android 1 almost a god to some
but eye knoe that he was created also just like eye. They call me
Lefty when they call me. He was drunk on elder juice the day he
created me he put the mold in backwards gave me too left hands. Two.
Think carefully on this would you like to go into the field and play
baseball as a child with two left hands. Think carefully on this when
typing my total words is only twelve. With eleven mistakes. In the
bicycle shop they laughed so hard when eye tried to make a lefthanded
grip for the bars they fell down and slapped the thighs and could not
get back up for a while. A man insisted on shaking my hand when eye
slipped my left right hand into his grasp he thought eye was playing
games. This is what he said. Why can not you use your right hand were
you wounded in the war young man? Eye said do you knoe the story of
your Superman He looked sort of thoughtful when eye told him eye have
nearly all the super powers that he has. But mye maker was drunken
the day he made me he gave me two left hands and when eye held the
other one out for him to see he left screaming in the darkenness he
fleed. Fleed. CharlaXDictionary. Fleed n. 1. Past particple imperfect
noun present tense of Flee. 2. To run in a misdirected manor. 3. TO
chase shadows and to cry. When my hair was darker and eye wore
glasses eye used to look a lot like Clark Kent. Back in 1910. It was
easier then Back in the Day. Eye pretended to be a high ranking
German Officer and no one even noticed mye hands at all eye slapped
one of those silly little batons they aer always slapping in the
hands and it was instant camouflage. The only hard time eye had was
once they handed me a luger they wanted me to execute a prisonor
lucky for that man eye could not hold the weapon in mye two left
hands. Eye kept dropping it on the floor it was so bizarre the only
fair thing eye finally said is just to let him go. They took away mye
schnapps bottle and mye pretzels jar but it was worth it they
released the prisonor soon after. He was hard to make let go he kept
on kissing on mye hands mye two left hands. Eye soon learned to hide
the handicap. Eye tried everything to hide mye two left hands then
eye discovered gloves they did not work so well but they did not help
until eye discovered mittens now eye do things humans do all day in
mittens they hide mye two left hands so well the next time ewe find
Waldo there see iff he is wearing mittens to hide his android hands
his two left hands. Eye bet they match that colorful wool cap hat he
always wears. They call eye Lefty when they call eye. Let’s
shake hands on it. Oh mye mye.

PointofView

PointofView

Most
of what you do is crape~. Eye am well rounded.

You
make too many mistakes and waste too many time.

Eye
try too hard to make you happy.

You
are consistently below average. No they are all OVER achievers.

You
will never climb the ladder of success. Eye like it on the bottom
rung. Wait what is a ladder rung.? Eye have heard this all mye life
and so we will become a writer poet now. Eye assume this is meaning
the part that is stepped on to clime the ladder. Could it mean a
ladder ring? A sound. The sweet sound of success. Remember when the
games became synonymous with losing and defeat. They portrayed the
skiers crashing instead of laughing at the finish line they were
somewhere on the middle ladder ringing ears in painful memory of
there defeet crashing in the snow. When eye am eating OceanBites®
eye am biting the Oceans’ back or biting the Ocean back. Or
fighting back he chewed the Ocean’s bites. OR fighting back he
chewed the Ocean’s bits. Eye never skied up in the air off a
ramp and deliberately tempted GOD to let me fly. Eye would look down
and frown at my Chest to see iff there was a Large Red S there upon
mye chest of drawers is where eye left it. Can Clark Kent Fly perhaps
perhaps knot. Knautical miles at Sea BisQuit is rounding the Turn
that radio down. Does a poem have to rhyme or is it prose’s a
question. Launch today was fishy. Perhaps eye will laugh at mye own
jokes since eye am sitting silently. Eye wish that eye could bottle
this and sell it. TO all the free world and all the ships at sea and
Mother MCGillicuttying the fish is frying pan. It’s all in how
ewe look at mye point of view.

TheUnknoenSoldier

TheUnknoenSoldier

Envy
– painful or resentful awareness of an advantage enjoyed by
another joined with a desire to possess the same advantage:
“Therefore, rid yourselves of all malice and all deceit,
hypocrisy, envy, and slander of every kind. Like newborn babies,
crave pure spiritual milk, so that by it you may grow up in your
salvation Eye do ENVY the Unknown Soldier there in his unmarked
grave. He is already dancing in Heaven for his Eternity. Having his
own life been given to save his fellow human he is living in luxeury
there no further need of salvation for GOD judges deeds as well as
words.
Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his
life for his friends. And now these three remain: faith, hope and
love. But the greatest of these is love. Someone
has asked me a foolish question how will eye be buried they wanted
thirty thousand dollars for a hand fashioned casket eye said eye just
would rather have a pine box and be on mye way they said we will give
you a large black trash bag. Eye
do ENVY the Unknown Soldier there in his unmarked grave. Here is what
he might say if he could tell us what he’s done. Let’s
call him Frank. Frank is short for Franklin as in Benjamin as in
Benny and they say Frankie but we will respect the soldier and call
him Frank. Frank was walking once before he rested here inside this
tomb of honor dear. Eye (Frank) I moved to the front of the line when
they started shooting eye stepped in front of the man in the post at
the front he was mye best friend and eye saved his life. I stepped
out of mye fox hole and into a hard metal rain because too many of us
were pinned down that day. I went to the fence ahead of everyone
else and eye set the charge that opened a gate and got hit. I stopped
in the field and stood up in the light of the flare to let others get
nearer the enemy there. I got killed. I was not very religious until
eye died and the LORD JESUS up above said that my actions were nice.
They suffice for as a young boy in the Sunday School class eye had
said Jesus. Then one day in the Army I died. For others to live and
to fight or to live and survive. I am not sure how it works but the
JESUS he loves action not just words deeds of valor will get men
honor with GOD. TO put one’s self in harm’s way for
another is the pathway to GOD and the life of the Unknown Soldier.

IPcaughtme

IPcaughtme

My
job was not hard at the company they were expanding the business eye
could have worked several more decades with them but eye got busted
using the computer at work for reading poetry. Who who would have
guessed that the POET would look up my IP address. And then email the
company. Eye am sorry that eye did not like his poems more only the
first one that eye read was even anything like almost a poem the
second one made me cry and the third made me throw up in the wastecan
at mye side. My namme is not important but ewe may call me LL. This
is the story of mye downfall. Eye was not even on break just smurfing
the c’s on the page and playing with the search engine we have
a vast array of satellites eye was looking for a fight in China when
eye got CharlaX and decided to read his poems. This company was
founded in 1998 when CEO A A.C and a core team of executives
recognized that existing telecommunications providers were failing to
respect the most important factor governing the long-term success of
any business - first-rate customer service. Our offices were so neat
and now eye just look at them from central park where eye have to
sleep. We had real naugahide chairs and even couches in the break
rooms. Now the cheap wine that eye drink gives me headaches. And the
food is mostly veggies. Do not even go there please. Eye lost mye
door key to mye apartment the flies are dangerous even in the winter
time. That poor poet how was he to knoe that when he emailed the
company logo they caught me red handed with the mouse pointed at the
Chinese fight page. CharlaX the poet where ever you aer just please
forgive me.

ED.NOTE.ED:
TO the people at this company you may knoe who you aer please forgive
LL and do not fire him. Or her. Or them. The poems mentioned were
three of mye best ones like unto this one. CharlaX@Poetrypoem.com.
Ed.OUT.ed.

DITTO

DITTO

The
Angel was frowning at the books and asked GOD to come and look. The
Jesus came to look and said nothing seems amiss why are ewe doing
this. There was a fervent Saint he was there every day it seems that
he forgot to Pray on several cold winter mourning’s days. See
there is a longish list of days of prayers each and everyone of them
the same he prays for friends and then for self. God did not answer
quickly then he said in a softened voice and this is WHY eye hear
him. Look again at those days that he has missed. The Angel let out a
GASP of understanding on each and every line written there in GODS
own hand it just said DITTO.

Gravestoned

GraveStoned

When
eye was a lad of years and knee britches has not been invented yet we
wore real cotton diapers and let them fill up with yellowed colors
and trail behind us on the ground near poorer town. You may have seen
the poor people crawling on the ground well eye was one? Of them. Eye
used to get so messed up in head and so depressed eye could not
function near a town at all and so eye walked among them rich
Gravestoned. Eye searched in every old abandoned field in vain for
one that was mye own. The military ones were so important ones once
eye found a cornerstone that had no namme engraved they let me mark
the foot eye was so ubsurdly proud. The Lord above still knoes his
namme and sees mye heart swell with mye little boy pride as eye
placed the marker in the grass where eye thought the end of him
should be. Then eye gave a smart military salute as tears flowed
freely all around. You are not forgotten soldier said the eye. Eye
believe that Private looked down from heaven then and smiled. He may
have said my legs aer so much longer than he guessed and then the
LORD led him away as HE said It is the thought that counts. What a
brave little soldier he is become. Before all the disillusionment of
real real life. When eye played the trumpet at the funeral eye was
paid to play taps but eye was too emotional when the man asked me to
pay the money back it only made it worse and eye was cursed forever
losing interest in mye music. It seems a person must be
professionally inclined to live without a heart to work for mammon
and drink wine and so eye die. Neither artiste nor musician but just
writer sometimes poet when it rhymes. Just drinking coffee and a coke
but never ever liqueur not even any wine or bitters not yet cloaked
nor dressed nor yet GraveStoned.