CharlaXTrio

CharlaXTrio

Three
poems combined OR this item is not for sale.

Trueisms

The
key is under the mat. The note is on the refrigerator door. The cat
is in the Back Yard. The letters is near the mail box. The clothes
line is on the side yard. The carport is near the garage closer to
the laundry room then the bedroom. The Kitchen is spaced. The living
room is every piece of furniture covered up with drop clothes no drop
cloths no one can sit and live in living room the den is for the
television. There is usually a cage for the children’s pets.
Rodents, mice, rats, gerbils, lemmings, squirrels. Little girls keep
strange animals. We still eat on the porch. Homeless
Apps

A
series of questions asked of a homeless person at a job interview OR
who actually would hire yew?

Do
you live in an existing structure?

Do
you have a shower or a bath?

Shaving
is in style at this office.

Do
you drink alcoholic beverages such as Lysol?

Clothing
is meant to be changed daily and washed weakly.

Can
you chew meat and peanuts with your existing teeth?

DO
your socks match?

When
someone shouts fire in a Theater do you duck?

Do
you walk toward a car and hold your hand out then someone just drives
near? Relax iff ewe answered any and all of these questions it just
meant that ewe aer not a redneck. RiceforAlgernon

Dateline
New Chaldonea the scientific community was gratified to be the proud
mothers of the new insect resistant rice. The field testing stage is
almost ready for deployment. They worked in the lab for three months
and Algernon the mouse was fattened up because he learned to avoid
the treated grains and eat the good stuff. He was mazed. The control
group used fluffy grains of untreated whiteflower rice as the control
for the treated kind. One side of the maze was left open to make it
easier to get the hard unedible portions the mouse learned to dive
headlong down inverted partitions to get his taste buds to the rice
so soft and chewy it tastes like white rice. Remember how the grains
would stick together and so so chewy.