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Paroday
not intended to be taken as real life story.Ed.Note.Ed

Sorority
PhiBetaKappaKappaPhi has three meetings on successive days for the
professionals collegiately involved this is one person’s
perspective.

Information
Night: Day One: January 21^sT @ 7 pm Professional Dress

John
Thompson was reading the flyer carefully he was a member of Sorority
PhiBetaKappaKappaPhi the only problem was the time is was now past
FIVE on the 21^sT day of January. Spring 2009 Rush.

Wednesday
is not a good day for eye. He yelled for his girliefriend Louisemay
to “COME help me get dressed for this thing” eye have to
attend. Bring me mye Pizza Hut shirt its almost black and your sash
eye have to make an ascot tie. Turn those black jeans around and make
some sleeves out of them. Get my best earrings these hoops just won’t
do it and then let me have your pumps. No not those push up things
eye meant the heels eye must have shoes that eye can mince in. Eye
simply halve to look professional.

Appetizer
Hour: January 22^nD 5-7pm Business Casual

No
eye can not wear a Dress a skirt mabe bring me a real long one let me
try it on Oh Naomi the white tennis shoes simply won’t work
this time. Bowling Night January 23^rD 7-9pm Causual

Awright
Suzzane bring me them short cuttoffs and them green puffy things for
feetsies because we have to change into them long yucky bowling shoes
when we get there at least we can wear them wing tips now and the
neon Frisbee tee shirts. We will simply howl. John Thompson as the
PhiBetaKappaKappaPhi Professional Business Fraternity member. All
applications due Saturday January 24^tH @ 5pm in the Main
Dorm. Printed by www.PBKKP.com
the Sorority norm.