TheMissionBuss

TheMissionBuss

There
is a castle in the desert surrounded by fields of wheat ripe in need
of attention some people to thresh them some people think this castle
just materialized out of thick air and not the monks that built it.
When you visit ask Friar de Lucke~ Who made the Castle? Show to us
the buildings papers He slyly holds out his dogeared Bible. God. He
says. He dances in a circle in a pantomime of making small crop
circles. The bus was bought to us by Brother Fustz; he donated his
fleet of Gasoline Tankers to fuel the mission buss until the end of
time or 2099 whichever is first in time. “The mission buss.”
A bus is coming to take Bums away from the Buss Center to the Castle
Mission. There they aer asked to convert to religion or they can go
back to the Buss Center and they wasted lives. Stay at the Mission
eat bread and drink wine and work in the wheat fields besides. A
brother converts. Here is a typical day at the mission. Brother Friar
de Lucke~ leads the new man into the field of grain then gives to him
a sword of wood Friar Bum takes the thing and starts to swing against
the grain. Brother Fustz is off to town to pick up everyone around no
one need hungar while the grain is ripe. Pretend the grain is now
your enemies come you fight and slaughter them all the stalks of
wheat the heads of grain fall to the ground. Later when the sun has
set we will rise up from the beds we will go and gather them all wet
from water in the dew no sleep for yew at all yew bum. The tares they
catch the wind riding out with the wind they aer not rally men. But
Devils in disguises laymen and spies. Not anyone. And here we pause
for Brother Friar de Lucke~ stops preaching soon starts stomping more
small crop circles to confuse them devils lurking.