ShoppingCartPedaler

ShoppingCartPedaler

The
box was small as boxes go and eye unwrapped it like a Christmas
Presented unto me. Eye was looking for a much larger device they had
it nano sized. There was two pedals in the center a post between them
and two posts on each side with a leveler on each post to make it
adjustable they had a guide that moved back and forth one on each
side. It was made out of titanium steel. The instructions are as
follows:

Fold
Tab A into Tab B attaché line C wait this was instructions for
recycling the box my new device had came in. They said the
instructions were in the device in the center bar your first attempt
at using this is to completely break the bar down and then build the
device to get to knoe your new machine. Seems reasonable. So eye
attached the New Device to the Shopping Cart eye had FOUND and
scrounge an old IGA shopping cart complete with white paint all over
the plastic seat.
Garretts
Iga Supermarket
in OLD Tucson provided me a shopping cart eye found it on Broadway
Avenue so far away from their location as to be bizarre. The
bars fit so snug eye had to tap them in with a ballpin hammer. No ewe
ewe aer thinking of a BALLPEEN hammer that’s differant. A
ballpin hammer has two hammer ends is much smaller a device the thing
went on the cart and moves the wheels when eye peddle it goes so fast
as the wind. Eye passed a girl on her bicycle she was sweating under
her eyes eye have done that it seems like tears but it’s the
wind that does it. She wiped her stuff and slung it on me it hit eye
and eye almost crashed but kept it between the white lines. Eye did
decide to move back to the sidewalk it was more suitable for the cart
then the bike lane. The Police near the collage clocked me at 93
miles and hour and made me donate the cart to the Church they
confiscated the device and made me promise to walk to the lieberry
from now on and HOW was your week gentile readers ewe. That’s
all folks from the ShoppingCartPedaler.