TheCloudMinders

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From
Mohasco®

Mohasco®
Serial Grains brings you DisruptorCereal® The high demand for
CBS® reruns has forced us to hit the new children’s market
again. Disruptor comes in one flavor only to avoid the CaptainCrunch®
syndrome most children separated all the differant colors and drove
the MILF’s crazy. The creatures in the flakes are Trogglights.
There is not marshmallow bites. They are made out of real pieces of
beef jerky. In fact the meat flavor is disguised by the addition of
Lots of Monosodium Glutamate. When the milk hits this mess even
Captain Kirk smiles down at HIS bowl. Spock loves them. Scotty would
have eaten them. They will not menace your society or Federation of
Planets. When ingested your children sleep immediately after the Star
Trek reruns on CBS stations. Only on HD TV. Remember gentile readers
the Anolog TV is dead. Only Computerized Television works in this new
millennium. Soon very soon only large flat screens that everyone
hates will be available for the public. Get Thirty five box tops and
a real stamp from the DisruptorCereal Box and your MILF and send them
to this address CBS@DisruptorsAnonymouse.com

When
we receive your STAMP we will add it to our collection. The box tops
will be immediately recycled baked back into flakes and added into
more Cereal boxes as fiber. We aer after all in this to make money.
There is no toys being manufactured at this time however please write
to your Congress and ask them to be certain. My MILF saw a
Trogglight® one at Toys®US it even had the funny glasses like
MOLEMEN® wear.