EmailWordDOC

EmailWordDOC.doc

We
have the technology Captain. We can minimize the word document
capabilities and place them in the email compose. Make it so Spock.
When eye am writing scathing reply or trying to enter a website
forbidden the new email tool bar will make it look just like a word
document. No more need for pesky flies er files. Acme.com a branch
subsidiary of Zappersunlimited.com has developed the WordDOC.doc
handy dandy EmailMaker ™ ®. It has everything condensed in
a smaller version of a word document font is no problem now. We here
at Acme.com also developed the Nazi.Copywriter.doc the complete
program is over three thousand p but you can still get the demo for
only one thousand p. Who is not fond of a Nazi female telling you
just what to do and when. With software like this who needs hardware.
My fave saying is when she places those mauvelous hands on hips and
says succinctly “We vatch yew closer now each and very day if
you add a banner to an existing poem or a picture even it will not
void your copywrited but it will annoy me. Yew do not vant that to
happen mye little leapshien.” “Iff you change one word I
villa kill yew with mye kindnesses.” “No more kisses. Ach
tow leiber.” Wait the boss is coming. Back to the explanation
of the WordDOC.doc program. This idea is so simple it must be why
Google.com missed it. Ewe already knoe what a Word Document does
think of these applications in a tool bar form applied in each and
every email composition. Now ewe have the idea what great fun. No
more tedium copy and paste. Type your message in your email and save
the document at the same time no more gigabyteing your computor one
simple task now avoids the waste of over duplications. Adding images
to existing text has never been this easy. Warrenty Warranty: Because
there is no way to force compliances we cannot make a warranty under
these conditions the New Nuevo Foreign Stock and Bar Exchanger in
Mexico City states in the preamble to there Constriction Services
Memo and eye Quote “Email add ons such as tool bars and other
non essentials will not be considered as Warrantable items.”
End Quote. Ed.note.ed. Heil Mexicali. EmailMaker ™ ® is
only sold at RadioShacked (Pp) Patent Pending so do not email this
company or Zappersunlimited.Ltd. Please Present President Whirly
knoes nothing at all about us. We only work with them in the
Department of the Treasury. EmailMaker ™ ® is the namme to
ask for when you pay only 500p your middle namme must be Steal. Each
item sold separately. Only one per house. We intend to be wealthy
someday. But we have no wish to flood a non existing market with a
new product. If the counter person at the RadioShack place looks
blankly back at you just mention WordDOC.doc this will get the
message threw. It comes in a brown paper wrapper for anonymity.
Remember to bring the 5oop With ewe.