LeftyTheLefthandedAndroid7

LeftyTheLefthandedAndroid7

Eye
am from the Binary Star SYSTEM Andiron7 eye am an Andriod Android we
have no yellow sun our STARS are both RED Dwarfs not Dwarves as some
suggest try spell check. My Creator is Android 1 almost a god to some
but eye knoe that he was created also just like eye. They call me
Lefty when they call me. He was drunk on elder juice the day he
created me he put the mold in backwards gave me too left hands. Two.
Think carefully on this would you like to go into the field and play
baseball as a child with two left hands. Think carefully on this when
typing my total words is only twelve. With eleven mistakes. In the
bicycle shop they laughed so hard when eye tried to make a lefthanded
grip for the bars they fell down and slapped the thighs and could not
get back up for a while. A man insisted on shaking my hand when eye
slipped my left right hand into his grasp he thought eye was playing
games. This is what he said. Why can not you use your right hand were
you wounded in the war young man? Eye said do you knoe the story of
your Superman He looked sort of thoughtful when eye told him eye have
nearly all the super powers that he has. But mye maker was drunken
the day he made me he gave me two left hands and when eye held the
other one out for him to see he left screaming in the darkenness he
fleed. Fleed. CharlaXDictionary. Fleed n. 1. Past particple imperfect
noun present tense of Flee. 2. To run in a misdirected manor. 3. TO
chase shadows and to cry. When my hair was darker and eye wore
glasses eye used to look a lot like Clark Kent. Back in 1910. It was
easier then Back in the Day. Eye pretended to be a high ranking
German Officer and no one even noticed mye hands at all eye slapped
one of those silly little batons they aer always slapping in the
hands and it was instant camouflage. The only hard time eye had was
once they handed me a luger they wanted me to execute a prisonor
lucky for that man eye could not hold the weapon in mye two left
hands. Eye kept dropping it on the floor it was so bizarre the only
fair thing eye finally said is just to let him go. They took away mye
schnapps bottle and mye pretzels jar but it was worth it they
released the prisonor soon after. He was hard to make let go he kept
on kissing on mye hands mye two left hands. Eye soon learned to hide
the handicap. Eye tried everything to hide mye two left hands then
eye discovered gloves they did not work so well but they did not help
until eye discovered mittens now eye do things humans do all day in
mittens they hide mye two left hands so well the next time ewe find
Waldo there see iff he is wearing mittens to hide his android hands
his two left hands. Eye bet they match that colorful wool cap hat he
always wears. They call eye Lefty when they call eye. Let’s
shake hands on it. Oh mye mye.