JOkes

JOkes

Knock Knock Whos there

Dell A farmer

no just dell who is dell

a farmer a farmer in the dell

whos there dell with the farmer in the dell

wait why is this so hard to finish this

Who is really there Dell with the farmer on his laptop

 Tom Tom Thumbed Thumbed The lights went off the electricity went out Tom thumbed the light switch with no quick result charlax seven android one tells computor jokes tell no one just read mye lipps is sown

Tom Thumbed
 Tom thumbed the light switch on and off not hurried just testing the connection. Jim came inn and said the power went off how can we help you.

Tom said bring me a candle quick. Jim went and got Tom a candle quick.

Light it said Tom.

Why do you need it so quick.

I forgot to log out of Yahoo eye need to see the computor screen.

  Elephant JOke

There is no way this Elephant can use a laptop.

Why not?

He is scared of the mouse pad.

  KNock KNock JOke

Knock Knock

Who is there ?

Dell

Dell who?

Dell makes the best laptops.

No Joke!

 

Best Computor Joke eye got (the only one) four now.

The Park Ranger walks up into the camp where the BEAR is tearing up the campsite is wasted. The man is inside the tent with his wife she is screaming bloody murder. The Ranger calmly draws out his pistol and points his at the BEAR telling the people inside the tent to remain calm. He says MISTER in the tent EYE am going to SHOOT this bear now , so get ready. The man yelling incoherently says STOP. DONT shoot just like they all do in the movies. The Ranger hesitatingly says Are you worried about your wife? No sir comes the answer quickly. I just got a new Dell laptop COmputor.