Monday, August 10, 2009

DellPartsPiecesStems

DellPartsPiecesStems A Paroday of Dell.


Dell makes computors. Computors have parts. This is the story.













Disclosure

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This is not a true story.






The System Analyzer Program utilizes an application to analyze the configuration of your system to provide you suggestions for compatible parts or upgrades for your Dell-branded computor number 000-666-000-666-000 your unique service tag number, which is defined as personal information under the Dell Privacy Policy.Access, Collection and Use of Data (Non-Personal Information) In the course of providing this service, Dell will display results of your system configuration including:






  • Computer Type - Computer model
  • Edition - Version of Microsoft Windows installed (XP Pro, XP Home, etc.)
  • System Devices - System profile information (Examples: Memory, Hard Drive, video cards)
By downloading, you agree to the Dell Software License Agreement and the Dell Privacy Policy. The use of Dell System Analyzer is also subject to of the Terms and Conditions of Sale

You buy replacement parts for your car dont you???????????
CharlaX has determined iff u add everything they sell to your computor you will pay over twice the price.






















Latitude’s E-Family Mainstream and Essential systems offer the choice of 25 watt and 35 watt Intel Core 2 Duo dual core processors. The PXX00 processors have 25watts for battery optimization, while the T9X00 processors have 35 watts for improved performance.
Intel® Core™ 2 Duo P8600 (2.40GHz, 3M L2 Cache, 1066MHz FSB) [Included in Price]
Intel® Core™ 2 Duo P8700 (2.53GHz, 3M L2 Cache, 1066MHz FSB) [add $50]
Dell Recommended - For Improved Performance
Intel® Core™ 2 Duo P8800 (2.66GHz, 3M L2 Cache, 1066MHz FSB) [add $50]
Intel® Core™ 2 Duo P9600 (2.66GHz, 6M L2 Cache, 1066MHz FSB) [add $180]
Intel® Core™ 2 Duo T9550 (2.66GHz, 6M L2 Cache, 1066MHz FSB) [add $120]
Intel® Core™ 2 Duo T9800 (2.93GHz, 6M L2 Cache, 1066MHz FSB) [add $350]
well, u can buy a pretty good computer for about 600, but they sell from 400 to 1000+ it all depends on what you want to do with it and iff u have to replace the various parts and pieces believe me when i say to u today u will buy this computor at twice over price. This is the addons listed here. $752 dollars and absolutely no sense who wants to have a IntelCore 2 Duo T9800 for 350$ smackeroos. ? not who. Thats who. Digression is good for the Dell. Er wait i t hink i meant soul do androids have a soul??? please ??? someone HELP??????? i just need another $165.00 to buy an ACER notebook from Radio Shack. At a little over #300. $$$ and pences. I can read the notebook near the fences.

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